Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, December 28, 2007

Friday Haiku

Holiday week slow,
Yet shirtless fools grease onward,
So I mock Vinnie.

Jesus bling sparkles
sends hott's eyes rolling backwards
douche has a chick's ring.

-- the douche is alright

Bring Malibu back
For another "excellent
Hit" on this jerkoff.

-- douche of new york

Where can a bag go
where no shirt is accepted?
No dress code, no taste.

-- d. baggins

Vinnie loves Christmas
Magical time of the year:
"Day the Bling was Born"

-- squatch

Oh sweet prince of peace.
Why have thou abandoned me,
For this greasey chest?

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:08 AM

Comments:

Jesus bling sparkles
sends hott's eyes rolling backwards
douche has a chick's ring

# posted by

the douche is alright : 5:31 AM

If he was harnessed
To a stump by his neck bling
We could plant carrots

# posted by

danny noonan : 5:47 AM

Superbowl ring bling
Gets the ladies in the mood
For hair expertise

# posted by

danny noonan : 5:48 AM

Chicago, I, L
Is where Vinnie and Fish Slap
Wax each other's ass

# posted by

danny noonan : 5:50 AM

Her lips remind me
Of a halibut on meth
Open your eyes bleeth

# posted by

danny noonan : 5:51 AM

No shirt,two fingers
Jesus bling,gay man ring,bleeth
you are a Douche.

# posted by

Vaccum Cleaner Bagg : 6:07 AM

mouth-breathing asshole
nice bling'd-out high school grad ring.
out of the closet?

# posted by

pfah : 6:09 AM

this douche must be nude.
no shoes, no shirt, no cervix.
now go eat a dick.

# posted by

pfah : 6:11 AM

notice the red cup?
it's there by the Bud Light can.
nice crushed-velvet couch.

# posted by

pfah : 6:15 AM

Bring Malibu back
For another "excellent
Hit" on this jerkoff.

# posted by

Douche of New York : 6:16 AM

Hair grease, Jesus bling
It must be Christmas 'round here
Hott looks deathly ill

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 6:22 AM

Wristband is crucial
To keep sweat off bag hand sign
115.

# posted by

Douche of New York : 6:24 AM

Jesus won't save him.
He say, "Dude, you're a douchebag.
Meet my friend Charon."

# posted by

boatbutter : 6:30 AM

"No shirt. No Service"
Another douche who can't read.
Bleeth can't read either.

# posted by

boatbutter : 6:33 AM

Deuce to you as well!
Truce as well? I don't think so.
08 bags I loathe

# posted by

d. baggins : 6:33 AM

Happy douche year, bag!
Down your bud and paw your hott,
shirtless waste of breath.

# posted by

d. baggins : 6:35 AM

Glass brick for window -
Must be a Kentucky bar...
Where 'bags are welcome.

# posted by

boatbutter : 6:37 AM

'Roided-out douchebag
Probably has bad back-ne.
Acutane would cure.

# posted by

boatbutter : 6:39 AM

Black wristdanna turd
marked for termination
by his forehead grease.

# posted by

d. baggins : 6:39 AM

Where can a bag go
where no shirt is accepted?
No dress code, no taste.

# posted by

d. baggins : 6:42 AM

Vinnie loves Christmas
Magical time of the year:
"Day the Bling was Born"

# posted by

Squatch : 6:44 AM

Nice novelty ring.
Bought from a gumball machine...
"Dude, this is AWE-some!"

# posted by

boatbutter : 6:45 AM

His father was mad
and his mother was also
after delivery.

# posted by

d. baggins : 6:45 AM

Is it possible
That he makes shadow puppet?
A "croc-o-douchebag?"

# posted by

boatbutter : 6:47 AM

Oh sweet prince of peace.
Why have thou abandoned me,
For this greasey chest?

Blonde sultry vixen,
You darken my very soul.
For ape-ified puke?

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:55 AM

"The cream" and "the clear"
Are what he uses for soap.
Dick is a raisin.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:01 AM

Slit-eyed hussy girl,
Mouth puckered to tight oval -
His "pretend" anus

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:06 AM

Get a fucking shirt.
Die, you greased guido shit-ball.
GET A FUCKING SHIRT.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:07 AM

"OOOOO, look at my abs!!!
OOOOOOO, look at me, I work out!!!"
Taunts Doc, from the bar.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:09 AM

Brick is transparent
As is his shirtless motive;
"Look at me!!! Please!!! Please?"

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:10 AM

This dude is a man?
Chest hairs of a fetal pig;
Estrogen filled sac.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:12 AM

Holy shit at that ring!
Did you find it fingering
Liberace's ass?

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:14 AM

Tried out for BUDS class.
Rang bell after 2 minutes.
Homos can't be SEALs.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:18 AM

Insta date for bag
just add GBH to hotts
drink and wait for sleep.

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:32 AM

@ darksock

Liberace's ass!
ha ha ha ha ha ah ha
ha ha too funny!

# posted by

Vaccum Cleaner Bagg : 7:33 AM

Socks mom is so fat
when she steps on a scale
it reads to be cont.

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:33 AM

Baggin's mom's so fat
Her surgery team had a
landscape contractor

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:38 AM

Baggin's mom's so fat
She farted once and out flew
a toaster oven

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:40 AM

Where is his right hand?
If it is groping her breast,
Pumpy's been reborn.

# posted by

'bagavad gita : 7:45 AM

Darksock's mom so fat
She went swimming in thailand
Result: Tsunami

Baggins' mom so fat
I vacationed on her arm
With my family

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:51 AM

hey, two finger bag
no shoes no shirt no service
leave the bar right now

but leave pursed lipped chick
with the blow bang expression
guys are on the way

I thought DB1
would go on a vacation
after the douchies

Instead he works hard
putting out quality bags
for our amusement

And by quality
I mean shirtless wastes of skin
and margarine like hotts

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 7:51 AM

Socks mom is so dumb
when she needs gas for the car
she farts in the tank.

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:57 AM

Homo with shaved chest
Tatum O'Niel in headlock
She must have a dong.

# posted by

Douchebag OUT! : 8:58 AM

Lame Donkey Douche clone,
Spent money on 'roids, so he
Can't afford a shirt

A blank, vacant stare,
Cheesy, cheap bling and man tan,
Future gay porn star

Quite.

# posted by

doucheland uber alles : 9:13 AM

Me and My friends see him out all the time in Dallas. I think thats all he does is party, and without a shirt. Which wouldnt be bad (if he was hot) he has stretch marks everywhere. nasty nasty nasty. and is always all sweaty. we all laugh at him, but hes probably to high on whatever to notice. douchebag almost doesnt even describe him.

# posted by

TruthBTold : 11:23 AM

Like a baby's butt
The douchebag is hairless, smooth.
Also, smells like poo.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 12:18 PM

vacuum up the ass
sucks out soul & brains of hott
duechebag colonic

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:46 PM

put back on your shirt
this is not a male strip joint
though you are still gay

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:02 PM

greased hair, jesus bling
wristband, no shirt make him douche
cut off roided arms

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:06 PM

yee haw Texas bag
you rump ride gayranger pals
for tips at Gilley's

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:09 PM

Fingers in the wind
Channelling Bling Poo Jesus
His left eye withers

# posted by

t.j. douchemandzadeh : 3:46 PM

you are no Gator
just a shirtless pile of poo
someone please flush him

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:47 PM

the eyes do not lie
she really wants to escape
caught in douche headlock

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:50 PM

haikus are hard to,
make they never sound as good,
as you want them to.

# posted by

to douche or not to douche : 10:26 PM

THIS GUY IS A FLAMING FAGGOT!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:10 AM

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