I agree completely with this nomination. Congrats Long Journey.

However, I would have thought that the legend of the Douche Platoon would have received Honorable Mention. Whatever, maybe there's another award in the works for the Platoon...
 

Don't you worry, SBDP, the Platoon's getting a Douchie tomorrow.
 

That is indeed the Limey, is it not?
 

isn't the guy in the front the limey and the hotty next to him is the same one from before?
 

Mitch, that's his chick too...you have a good eye, sir. I suggest you pluck it out immediately with a spork so it never happens again.

To paraphrase Udo Dirkschnieder, the diminutive lead singer of 80's German metal band Accept, and their classic "Balls to the Wall":

"Let's build a wall with the bodies of the douche"
 

Sweet!! I can't wait...
 

Aside from the fact that pic scares the living shit out of me, it makes me ask the question that has been bothering me since I stumbled upon this glorious site back in October: What the hell do these people do for a living? Aside from the porn industry which I'm sure would be happy to have them, what skills could they possibly possess? I suppose the ladies could work in a tanning salon. Or are ALL of the gals strippers and ALL of the dudes strip club bouncers and this is their annual holiday party at rehab? Since I believe this is Vegas, perhaps they are all accountants.

Aside from this conundrum, this pic proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Limey and his ultra trashy ladyfriend are the worst people on the planet. Could he be trying any harder to look like a tough guy. I would spend $50 on pay per view to see him get the shit knocked out of him by, well, ANYBODY.

Lastly, those are among the gayest designer shades I've ever seen.
 

I agree with father guido, these cretins are unemployable as anything but porn fluffers.
 

Hand me my hand grenade. The fluff couch is getting crowded.
 

that is indeed the limey and the hot from both his appearances is his wife, according to myspace.
 

Nice catch, mitch meats. And they're married? Stunning! I need to change my "Worst Polluted" vote from the Choad Warrior to the Limey right now.

The Long Journey somehow got beneath my radar during voting but seeing it presented this way, I agree with DB1 wholeheartedly, even on the metaphors that I didn't understand. Captain Jack is a worthy honorable mention but could not possibly stand up to the Journey's sheer numbers and their pet Wonder Twin ghost nipple.
 

Where is a tyranosaurus rex when you need one? I know they still exist.
 

Ugh, humanity could be helped out in so many ways by just replacing the water at Rehab at the hard ROck with hydrochloric acid, or some sort of sterilization gel.

These retards are all lawyers and doctors of course. Or the women are teachers and the men are sex offenders.
 

;FUE!

I HAVE A FUECEN 3" PRUICK READEY FOR THE FGAGOH ON THE FUCEN PUINK MAN THAT FAOGH! ;2

ID' FUECN FUC THAT WHOAR IN THE MAIDDE;L;E WITH MUY FUCEN ;GOATFUCHER!

GODAHTHAMN. FUC MAN I'E

FUCE1

XFLYTEETH
 

Hey DB1, is that douche on the right (with the tattoos) the Limey?
 

Judging by the matching chin pubes, I think this is Limey on the right. So different in the 2 pics, yet so the same...
 

didn't recognize him without mascara... is that Glinty's belt buckle between Wondertwins... detonate a claymore here, please
 

If you lit a match and applied it to Limey's hair do you think that the resulting San Diego grease fire would spread to and kill the other douchebags as well? One can only hope.

Hey Limey - I wanna poke your wife



with bungee stick.
 

That jumped out at me, that has to be the limey, same tats, same hot.... good eye, good eye.
 

god is dead.
 

hey Limey, where's the lipstick? around you douchey pals rod, by chance?
 

Note the multiple bracelets gracing the wrist in front, right. It's Limey. But with the welder's goggles, you can't tell. The goggles, they do nothing.

But here, Mr. and Mrs. Limey have taken some time away from the kids, leaving them in the care of Aunt Carol and Uncle Stan. They're enjoying some sun and fun in Vegas with a few of their closest business associates and friends.

After this picture was taken, the group went up to their respective rooms, took a short nap after reading the New York Times on the balcony with a snack of iced tea and a fruit plate, showered and got dressed (men in suits and ties and Johnston and Murphy wingtips, and the ladies in Schiparelli frocks with matching hats and gloves), went to have a nice prime rib dinner and a couple of Manhattans, and take in Robert Goulet in "Camelot". Then over to a quiet cafe for coffee and cigarettes, some quiet patter with Martin Denny playing softly in the background, and off to bed by eleven.

Oh, wait. Wrong decade.

On a completely different planet.
 

Jesus Christ I'd rather stare at a snail trail left by an 89 year old sea hag with no eyeballs.
 

@flytheeth - What the fuck? I pride myself on being able to decipher a good amount of phrases (whether they're in internet-speak or another language), but your rant (I think? You used caps, which generally denote anger/passion...unless used by RANDY, then it's just a way of life) is a complete mish-mash of letters (except for the "goatfucher" part). Looks like someone gave a monkey a few too many strong alcoholic drinks, a few hits of weed, and then turned it loose on a keyboard...
 

Sorry...that last post was me...


flytheeth's post, post-translation:

;FUE! (Untranslatable)

I have a fucking 3" prick ready for the fag on the fucking pink (or is it punk?) man, that fag

I'd fucking fuck that whore in the middle with my fucking "goatfucker" (no other translation found)

Goddamn. Fuck man.

Fuck!

XFLYTEETH


Still, it makes absolutely no sense...
 

DB1, you are to be applauded in your selection of this Douchie. In the bile rising picture,The Long Journey, we see what is at first appearance 5 choad-monkey's sucking on scrote around 3 Bleeth's. But upon closer inspection, we find that the Uber-Douche on the right is none-other than the Limey, (FuCk YoU LiMeY, for the record), and his lovely woman, (bleeth beyond repair I might add). But upon even closer inspection, we see that there lies a deeper meaning behind this image. This shows the transformation from one who is untouched by the douch, and unbleeth, to Uberosities of both.

Follow the Long Journey with me...

- The onset of douchism has begun with the scrote in the far rear. He has adopted the bag hand gesture, complete with Red Bull. He wants wings but it's making him look like a fairy for now.

- Next phase, is douche-far-left. Notice the hair has been trimmed, with a little spike up front, but not too much. There is still a lack of any facial pubes, but the shades and chest graffiti denotes a deeper state of baggism'. Lets not forget the bling-belt....

- Phase 3 - We are entering the Douche-Zone. Shades still remain, the hair is a bit longer and spikier, and we see the onset of facial poo known as the flavor savor. The chin is popped forward in supposed defiance...when all it really does is make me want to smack it with a fire extinguisher.

- Phase 4 - the Transformation is almost complete. Bag is seemingly moving away from the group, as if saying, I am too good for this. Until he sees the camera, and has to get his douchie face photographed again. Notice that the scrote hair and spikes are both longer and more unkempt.

- Phase 5 - UBERDOUCHE-OSITY...the transformation is complete...the final product of this transformation makes me want to find horse apples, cook them on a medium heat in olive oil, and, when done, pour them all over my testicles. The landing strip has been completed and the spikes have gained their full altitude.

The Bleeth...well...smile, to suggestive gesture, to "fuck off, who are you?"...I would still caress her nether regions with my babymaker.

Overall, this picture really does want to make me defacate all over it, smear it around some, let it dry and turn it in to the museum of contemporary art as a piece showing the Shit of Douche...or as DB1 so ably put, The Long Journey...indeed.
 

Douche Platoon's hott is my choice for hott of the year. Her and Jeff 'Bagwell's hott.
 

Living in Las Vegas I am confronted on a daily basis with that eternal question...What does this douchebag do for a living??
Through several years of research I have come up with some answers.
For the douchebags here are some of the careers:
Club promoter/VIP host
Bouncer at a club
Tattoo artist
Warehouse/Factory worker
Stock room guy at Target/Walmart/Home Depot/etc...
Bartender
amateur porn site owner
Clothing line owner (bad douche clothes) I know it sounds improbable but I have seen several douches with clothing lines in Vegas
Body shop/Mechanic/Car customizer
Mortgage broker at some chop shop where they don't care that you look like a total scumbag


For the Bleeths:
Surprisingly VIP host/club promoter
Stripper
Cocktail waitress in a casino/strip club/nightclub
Professional chip minder (Actually met a woman that gets 10% of the winnings of the rich guy that she sits with while he gambles)
Call girl/escort/professional ho (these chicks are everywhere)
Promotional model (you know the trashy chicks at car shows/boat shows, etc.)
Mortgage broker at some chop shop where they don't care that you look like a total scumbag
Arm Candy for a rich dude

I believe those are the top career choices in Vegas for your average douchebag and bleethed out hott.

For the rest of us there are actually a lot of professional normal jobs if you don't look like a bag of smashed assholes.
 

Wow. This picture perfectly somes up any decent humans love-hate relationship with Las Vegas.
 

ahhhh Rehab. And well said Dr. Noisewater.
 

Translation for Flyteeth ::

FUCK!

I have a fucking three in prick ready for the fag that's leaning on the girl in pink. ( In other words "fuck the guy whos with the girl in pink because I want her") Man that fucking fag. ( More jealousy in the fact that he has the girl in pink and they dont)

I'd fucking fuck that whore in the middle with my fucking goatfucker. ( I'm guessing goatfucker refers to his dick since what else could he possibly fuck goats with?)

God damn. Fuck man. I'd fuck them.

XFLYTEETH

.... Or atleast thats my understanding of it... makes perfect sense to me.