The fucker.
 

What a fucking turd.
 

Not surprising. But then Lowtax is kind of a douche too. Something Awful truly is just that.

(Comment published anonymously to avoid the wrath of thousands of fanbois)
 

The saddest part is that out the 22-some odd pages of comments, only three people mention that ebaum stole that from this site.

Ebaum's balls should be put through a meat grinder, made into hamburger patties, grilled up and then fed to him...

Quite.
 

Maybe you should consider some LEAGAL ACTION...ya diggg?
 

Wow yeah hes a real douchebag, this site is pure genius, the kind of brilliance that brings light to my dark, dark days.

May Eric Baufucker die in a fire.
 

Legal action is very necessary.
 

The problem regarding legal action is that websites usually have a grace period, during which time they have to take stolen material down after they have been notified by the copyright holder. If they take it down within that time frame, then, generally speaking, they can not be held liable for any copyrighted material that has been on their website without the copyright holder's permission. It's a clause in the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA).

So, for choads like Ebaum, this is great, since he tends to latch onto things at the height of their popularity.

I'm sure DB1 has already sent something to this dickwad about his theft, and within a few days, it will removed from the site.

Sorry... letting my day job get in the way of my fun...

I still want Ebaum's nuts fed to him... or to a dog... either way...


Quite.
 

I HATE thieves. I can't even support the Steelers because of the similarities. I've been hearing about this cock nozzle for the last few years.

http://www.ebws.com/
 

what a sack of crap.... he even took a totally hilarios notion like HCwDB & put a totally lame name on it. what a tool. may he get punked inthe worst way!
 

Punk away, please. The link above that I so hastily posted without explanation is to ebaum's world sucks. Many people upset with the stealing of content. Forums and all.

I just found HCWD a few weeks ago and LOVE it. This is my first night to post though.

Make his thievery known. His site generated over 10 mil by last count. Off the content of others. You guys do it so well.

As the skinny gay guy in Fantastic Four said, flame on!
 

More douche derivative. Doucherivative? Even the posters on that site are a pale imitation of the 'bag hunter army here at HCwDB.

Hot Chicks with Ass Hats? My morning stool is more creative than that poo peddler.
 

Legal action? This site steals pictures from random places on the internet, or is sent pictures by its fan. What is Ebaums world doing "wrong" besides stealing a great idea and making it suck. I think Ebaums is absolutely wrong, but I think all the legal scholars who think DB1 can take legal action should actually attend 1 law school class.
 

DB1: I only pay for stuff I actually care about, and I'd throw in a few bucks for some legal defense. Just putting that one out there.
 

Fuck ebaum and his morals. This site rules!
 

DB1 I second gjc sentiments about chipping in a few bucks. I'm willing to go all the way on this one. And by all the way I mean, "I got your back, brother."
You hire the lawyers and I'll be a cheerleader for your squad.

Now, where do I send my check and to whom do I make it out?
And do you mind if I draw little penises in the memo section?

I say those of us who love this site start frequenting ebaums site and lay into him. And if that doesn't get a result we send a couple of hard hittin', pipe carrying mutherfuckahs to his ... well, you get the picture.

FUCK EBAUM! Forever!
 

You know, I was just doing my combo ALL CAPS RANDY/Joey P. impression...I didn't mean /really/ take "leagal action". I mean, unless you want to...
 

I will never go to their site again! Ebalm is an EDouche
 

The flame war is on, go and post all over that site he is steeling DB1's stuff.

FLAME ON!

Ebum is a cocksucker!
 

Wait a freaking minute... something smells fishy here; I just visited douchebaum's site and I scanned some of the poster's names. You guys tell me if some of these names don't sound familiar:

sockdark

ffffffah

reservoir dog'douche

beecs

ed

fah in seattle

ass-quatch

??? I think we have some traitors in our midst!!
 

everyone needs to post on edouches site and clown on him for this douchebaggery. lets take over that site and shove it up his ass...next to the used tampon keeping the gerbil in
 

with more hits on his site he can make more from advertisers.... the best way to shove it up his keester is to completely ignore it.
 

@plinky

Man, they even stole our freakin' names? There's probably a prinky over there, too. Asshats.
 

Ebaum would steal a dick from a bestiality porn site. He'd claim both the horse's and the Gimp cowboy's dicks were his.

He probably says the scat from the 2 Girls 1 Cup vid is his own, too... "That's a cuppa Creamy Brown Ebaum Goodness in the Mornin' for ya! Where's your mouse-pad at?"

For some reason, I can't scroll through the comments, keeps reverting to the first set. I wanna tell Sockdark, Plunky, and El Camino to stick it in their shorts...
 

@ reservoir douche and squatch

That's it, this is war! Those motherfuckers are stealing the most valuable thing I have, my freaking screen name. And they've made a mockery of it by calling themselves "prinky?!"

I'm f'ing fighting someone, man. It took me at least 20 seconds to come up with 'plinky' and I'm not going to let a bunch of lame asshats at Joshua Ebaums website (whatever his stupid fucking name is) steal my good name and make a mockery of me!

IT'S ON BITCHES!! Plinky's gonna have to choke a bitch.

Hmmmm, choke a bitch. Yet another euphemism for the masterbation list. It just keeps growing, and growing, and growing ...
 

the threads there are totally lame... let's hope they don't overub & f'up the hillarity that goes on here.. never liked the term asshat... assbaggery, hmm now that's a winner.
 

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While I'm incensed at the theft of any kind of intellectual property -- and stuff from this site as well -- it'd be wise to remember what anon 8:47 said. More hits, more revenue. I'm not biting.

Plus, you also have to keep in mind that ebaum's core demographic is sociopathic 13 year-old boys with severe ADHD. They'll move onto other stuff real fast.

Like smearing their own feces on their grandmas' refrigerator doors.

Or something.
 

Oh, and that guy "Ass-quatch" is a dumb motherfucker. Pfft, whatta retard...
 

You're all playing right into their douchey little hands. In times like this, ask yourselves: "What Would Pumpy Do?"

I'll tell you what he'd do. He'd shrug it off and palm a quadruple D.

Fuck Ebaum, you say? Nay. Fuck Fish Slap. Never lose sight of the reason why you guys made it fun for people like me to start randomly commenting here.
 

Lest ye forget, a dilettante of douchebaum caliber might be able to burgle some evidence and change a once-profound heading, but it takes at least a bachelor's in scrote-hunting to butcher choad the way we do.

That mastery, my friends, requires ample study of Guidology, the Bleething process, the Orange Virus, the missing link (aka Ricky) and other 'bagregiuos studies of douche. He can steal the idea, but he will never master the profession.

Never lose sight of you are, friends, and remember the Alamo.
 

DB1 needs to get TOP BRASS on this pronto. RANDY can hook us up.
 

the worst part about this is that this is far from the first time theyve pulled this shit. ytmnd got in a big fight with ebaum's over similar issues and a great deal of the videos on ebaum's were just taken from the internet and branded with their logo. pretty shitty...
 

This clown can pucker up to a water buffalo's pooper and suck till its pelvis caves in for all we should care. I'm with burnsy and bagnum on this one.
 

Wow, what a complete ass. Good on you for the DB of the Week award!
 

make that Month not week, too early, no coffee.
 

hall of douchebags...

rockandrollconfidential owns the douche market
 

Arrogant Bastard Ale, sweet avatar hopscloud.
 

The little video is great. Ebaum is an ass.
 

YTMND went through this, a bunch of their users literally raided their forums, and yeah Bauman is pretty much a douche to begin with.
 

this is the only blog i post to. someone's using my name or a likeness of my name on ebaum's site. if i ever meet them, i will crush them with my mental prowess.

oh, and fuck ebaum. go get him DB1!
 

That’s painful I feel for you man...

Impersonation is the greatest form of flattery but that was out right stealing...

It’s like those fat Elvis impersonators that don’t do the King the justice he deserves!

Well maybe Mike Tyson will f*** him till he loves it

He changed the name to some weak pathetic s*** Hot chick with Ass Hats

but, then when you go to site the title reads

"Check out these hotties with some total douches!"

That’s just wrong. If Pumpy were still alive you could’ve paid him to slam that bastard like Michael Vick did to those Pit-bulls.

Any body know were to find Cro ‘Bagnon sure he drinks with a sippie straw but I’m sure he can pound some pain into the “E” douche.
 

i think starting a flame war with the assholes over at ebaumsworld is a bad idea. we all know they suck. let's just leave them to their stupidity. if DB1 wants to take legal action, he will. and win.
 

and besides, the more we visit his page to make a comment, the more hits he'll get paid for.

i, for one, am not going to go there.

because eric bauman is a little bitch.
 

goddamn dude. shameless.

its like when tag copied off of axe. or was it the other way around? and then there was bod. how come body sprays have to be three letters?
 

last thing we need on this site is more dipshit flame wars. while raggey randy is fun to mess with once in a while, some of you may not have been around when the site went through the great Lex & Terry flame fest earlier this year and the one where that myspace "celebrity" douche whose name escapes me (The Ryan something something?) had his army of skeevy bitches coming here making a mockery of the english language.

let's focus on the 'bags.
 

what a loser. get your own idea, dipshit.
 

@mitch....i remember that. it was a horrid experience. reading their comments actually made me lose brain cells.

hope all is well dude.
 

DB1,
That's messed up. You do a lot to be the best damn douchebag site period. This is still the only place i will look for douchebags and hot chicks. If they are not here, they don't exist.

Zenu is in the HOS, that's just plain ripping him off. I would comment on how much of a fraud that is, but you have to register and that would be taking time away from this worthwhile site. I will always be a fan because you give the baghunters what they want. Ricky for the Hall poll proved that. When the Stereo douche twins weren't strong enough the first time and after we all re thought it, they got in. I gave that link about 45 seconds which was too long.
 

Oh, Lex & Terry, the radiodouches, *sigh* memories...

Fuck Ebalm...
 

Lemon Demon is great. Consumer whore is a great song. He has been calling out Ebaum for a while now
 

This is bullshit. Digg it up:

http://www.digg.com/people/ebaum_is_at_it_again_This_week_s_victim_HCWDB_2
 

Ebaum is a fucking guido. I will punch him.
 

@bcs, douchebags can't spell too good so the companies have to keep it simple.

It is just a shame though that someone would just get paid off what you made. I mean i know this is all for shits and giggles, but you do put a lot into making this thing go. It may have started off as an awareness kinda thing, but I don't think that even the mighty DB1 would be imagining himself on playboy radio and the like talking about douchebags. Then again maybe he did.

the Douchetorious is backing you. Let's go kick some ass!!!!
 

Someone please! packet the shit out of his fucking site. God damn mother fucker. Remove his site from the internet the non legal way.
 

@ BCS - Come on, man. You can figure out why Tag, Bod, and Axe are all 3-letter, mono-syllabic (my brain hurts) words. It's so 'bags can spell them, for one.

Secondly, it's so they can grunt them to each other when they get into dance circles, which can serve two purposes. One, it can allow the other male 'bags to know that they are "one of them." Secondly, it can be to mark territory; like New Jersey, Long Island, and Vegas.

Haven't you ever seen the National Bagographic Channel special on these behaviors?
 

According to Wiki, Eric doesn't own the site any more, having sold it in August of this year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Bauman
 

Here's a sample of a typical post on the doppelganger site:

"god damn im going to spike my hair like a
peakock and strut like a argont asshole if i
can land some catches like thAT"

Ugh. They're actually fanboys of the douchebags...read the rulebook, fat boy.

It makes me want to wash my balls with a woolen sack filled used dentures, Arby's coupons and bacon in the middle of a public thoroughfare.
 

@ Darksock "It makes me want to wash my balls with a woolen sack filled used dentures, Arby's coupons and bacon in the middle of a public thoroughfare."

Your verbal ninja skills make me cry, DS. You should write children's books
 

sorry, but you're poor, and there's nothing you can do about this. sorry but that's life bud
 

say "sorry" again motherfucker.
 

Let's all get started on making D-Baum's world the best site for funny videos and pics of shit from other sites without giving credit where credit is due. They stole Xenu. I could see Joey Porsche or the Prompas, but not Xenu.
 

Man did I miss a lot. What a bottom feeder. Anyone know where this "Ebaum" lives? The Don may have to pay him a visit.
 

fuck that. His site sucks anyways.

long live DB1
 

Fuck that motherfucker. Stealing shit from DB1... That site is bullshit compared to this one. We have extremely funny regulars (darksock, pfah, bcs, don, et al...) and we have the funniest trolls ever (RANDY, JP, miss yellow dress, etc.) Fuck you Ebaum. And Fish Slap too.
 

See if CA has a misappropriation statute. You might get something to stick if you sued him. Generally, if you can show some intangible trade value and that he took it, and that you suffered competitive injury, you could maybe get an injunction. Its a hard claim to make though, probably not worth the effort.
 

@Douchellectual Property

Or we could just snap his fucking head off. I'll go with The Don.
 

ebaum's is notorious for this shiite. google "ebaum's sucks". there's even a site dedicated to this very thing.

http://www.ebws.com/
 

Wait a minute, someone talking about ebaumsworld? Is it early 1999 in here, or is it just me?
 

Oh yeah, this doesn't surprise me at all. I've had dealings with this low-rent piece of shit in the past. He's a total dickhead. You hearin' me ebaum? You're a dick! And why does my computer run like shit after visiting your site? I don't know and neither do you, and that's EXCATLY why I don't advertise with you anymore. BEWARE if you visit this site! THAT FUCKER WILL ALLOW HIS ADVERTISERS TO LOAD YOUR COMPUTER WITH ALL KINDS OF SHIT! FUCK YOU EBAUM!
 

FUCK EBAUM!
 

Maybe there should now be a "Fuck You" list in the side bar.

Fuck You:

Fish Slap

Ebaum's World

Or we could all drink a bottle of night train and go to sleep.
 

when you link to a site that you don't like you should use the rel='nofollow' attribute. That way you won't add any pagerank to his crappy website. Use it for "...links the author wishes to point to, but avoid endorsing."

http://microformats.org/wiki/rel-nofollow
 

Ebaum is a dog-raper.
 

what a fucker