I didn't come onto the scene until Peaches, around June, so I missed this one, er, these ones....thank you thank you thank you DB1. Her chest looks like a top view of two bald men headbutting each other violently, but in a sexy feminine way. Her boobs makes me twitchy all over, like a cat eating shit out of a hairbrush.
 

I could hate him more were his collar popped- instead, I am jealous of his upper shoulder region.

unfortunately, the girls that live next door to me look nothing like this...
 

we know that his "L" stands for LOSER. could the reverse "L" that she is throwing up possibly stand for LICK MY BOOBS?
 

Can I get a ruling as to whether Clay here is actually a man. Judges?

"Pat" here looks like Big Boobs McGee's little lesbian friend.
 

If it weren't for the incidental physical contact I wouldn't have believed that these two people even knew each other. She is head cheerleader hott getting gang banged by the football team after trouncing Douche High and he is so 3rd row skin flautist band member and chess club vice prez. I gotta learn how to play the flute and how to kick retard, junior ass at chess soon dammit!

uhhhhhhnggggh Boobies!
 

Oh. My. Boobies.
 

"Girl Next Door???"

In that dress????

What neighborhood???

In my long life I haven't experienced this "Girl Next Door" phenomenon.

but, then again, when I was 13, I demanded that my parents move into a house in the geometric center of a neighborhood shaped like an octagon. They said no, so I grew up next to girls next door who looked like, well, (ugly) girls next door.
 

Damn, DB1, Girl Next Door?!? What neighborhood you grow up in, Tittyville?
 

@darksock

Her cat makes me want to shit all over a hairbrush.
 

I like his shirt. I wonder if his panties are silk too?
 

ds, plinky:

You people are weird. And I'm strangely aroused.


She's playing secret agent, and he's trying to tell the world that he scored with this!

Ah, high school.
 

@ arch 'bagger

Weird does not begin to describe the depths I'll go. But thank you, thank you for the compliment. In my book you've earned "blogger of the day." DB1 will be sending out a bumper sticker to you soon.
 

Apparently DB1 grew up next door to Scores in NYC. Holy Hindu Kush.
 

She makes me angry. It is time to go drink myself into a High-Lifed ridden coma knowing that I will never have contact with that honey haired godess and knowing that some silk covered turd has.
 

where the hell was I when she came out? Oh January, I think I came aboard in June. None of my next door neighbors have a pair of bolt ons like that. Still hott nonetheless.
 

Ivory Snow purity? That chick on the Ivory Snow boxes was none other than Linda Lovelace, the porn star.
 

Please note her mocking smirk at Clay's exaggerated desription of his *cough* anatomy.

Maybe he's describing the length of the dump he just took, ya think?
 

@anon

For shame in your porn ignorance.

The legendary Marilyn Chambers was the Ivory Snow girl.

Linda Lovelace was the Purina Dog Chow girl.
 

Woof! How the hell I missed this pic when going through the archives to make my nominations...

She deserved a num-num-numination... If my next door neighbor had looked like this when I was growing up, I'd have ripped my dick off in a masturbation-related accident.

She's a masturbation nomination. Ah, the ruminations... United Nations? That reminds me, what the fuck has France been up to lately? Probably nothing good...

Mmmmmm. Boooooobies... *thunk*
 

holy funbags! i forgot all about this ball of hott. thanks for reawakening the boner within me DB1. wait.....that didn't sound right......

ah well....... boobies, glorious boobies.
 

I remember those tits.

Jeeeeezus H. Christ.

I remember, that was back when I was a random anon asshole.

Hadley
 

Wow. That is all. (And I was here the first time around.)
 

I got here too late for her. Wow.
























































Wow.
 

Sorry about the use of negative space. I couldn't think of a euphemism for "I'm wankin' it right now."
 

holy shit.

a moment of silence.

tits.

gasp

mouth gaped open silence.

gasp.

tits...

lovely.

uh...erm...

tits.
 

jesus christ. guess i never went back in the archives far enough to find this gem.

jesus.

sweet jesus.

baby jesus

fuuuck
 

anyone have a sock i could borrow?
 

I'll be back.

I have a load of laundry to run through the washer.

And I mean a load.

Plinky, this one's yours.
 

scroter the unstoppable douche machine said...

I stand corrected, I guess. I knew it was one or the other. Anyway, it is about as trivial as people who make a big issue out of the couple in the Sears catalog lying in bed in the linen section with no wedding rings on.
 

Questionable choice.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB4136-730825.jpg

1-888-GOT-BAGG
This girl has it. How does she not have the girl next door look. She is at least 10x doable. Granted the taters aren't there but but she more then makes up for it elsewhere. Come on!!! What the F.
 

Damn!
How did I miss her?
Those.
Her.
What?
 

She's a fag hag
 

Hail mary full of grace hallowed be thy name of boobies.
That rack looks like a weightlifters ass doing squats. What I mean is, it's pretty nice and I'd like to touch them.
 

As you were. I meant "a romanian weightlifter's ass". Hope this clears things up.
 

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

boobies me likes...boobies
 

@ Anon 4:34PM, I believe that was Marilyn Chambers that was on the Ivory Soap box. How Ironic is that?
 

@ Pfah...aw man, don't use a sock for that...

wasn't that an old Louis L'Amour western book..."The Cumsock Load"?
 

@ anon and douchetorious

It was indeed Miss Insatiable herself, Marylin Chambers. A good reference is the 2000 Emilio Estevez/Charlie Sheen classic "Rated X" about the Mitchell Bros. and the making of "Behind the Green Door". I destroyed many a sock in the early 80s dreaming of Marilyn. Ahhhhhh. Damn! Clean up on aisle desk.
 

Was that the movie where the guy gets hit by a truck or something like that? Or was that the breast implants movie? Either way, those are some great boobs.........


On a side note, I kinda get why my 2 favs didnt make it. I finally read the FAQ. My favorite boobs was the prom pic where the guy look way out of his league next to the hott with natural Dolly Partons. My other favorite was a halloween pic where this girl was dressed as a nurse with some great new york boobs......
 

if whoever submitted this pic is reading this, please give me all info pertaining to this woman. i cant stop thinking about her. i had to take the wife off my avatar, i am ready to leave her now.
 

I know this girl. she lives in orlando, fl and she is not 18 yet
 

I love this girl.
 

I think this one is up at the top five most beautiful hotties I've ever seen in my 30 year experience of dry-humping inanimate objects while accessing random memories from my spank-bank. Wow. To cream between those beauties would be comparable to climbing Everest naked (with oxygen!)
 

First day visiting the site so these are all new to me. I must say this chick is hot as hell but I'm not sure she is 'Girl Next Door' material. Unless you mean hot 80's movie girl that doesn't even know my name, but I will spend the entire movie pursuing only to end up with my 'friend' who has boobs and isn't all that bad looking 'Girl Next Door'. Then sure I can see that

Also I would like to point out the sign that screams Douchery. If you see a guy drinking Mic Ultra then in fact he is a Douche. It's up there on the Douche drink list with Bacardi Breezers, Mike's Lemonade, and anything with Zima on the label.

-Pink Yankee Hats
 

Maha, told you people i knew her. Check it
http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflcopterfj0.jpg
look second from the left, thats her recently, the pic that won the award is like a year old, before she tried to off herself. BTW,the guys unrelated, its her sisters ex.
 

Whatever the real power in this photo is the killer workin out beer lamp in the background. Great bar, nice people