Friday, December 21, 2007
Hottest Hott of The Year: Pajama Choad's Hott
In one of the most closely contested votes of the 2007 Douchies, PCH barely edged out Blister's Hott and the Burrito.
Some argued her win may be tainted by the lack of clothing advantage, and by tainted I mean my drool on her outer thigh while she pepper sprays me and calls the cops.
But her perfection cannot be denied. Even the presence of a douched up Eurochoad from Dusseldorf or Luxembourg isn't enough to stop its radiant pull.
Now many of you may be thinking of a different hott from the past year that warms the cockles of your cockles. If you are a female reader, warms the cockles of your pillowcases. But fear not, fellow travelers. For although PCH gets the 2007 Douchie, we all win.
And by win I mean boobies.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:45 AM 
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I demand a recount! There's a glitch with the program: Pajama> Burrito > Blister.
Sorry, I couldn't resist the obscure movie reference.
All kidding aside, nearly all of the "hotts" displayed on this site are worthy of the honor. Then again, I am a nondiscriminating, desparate pervert who takes all cummers.
Sorry, I couldn't resist the obscure movie reference.
All kidding aside, nearly all of the "hotts" displayed on this site are worthy of the honor. Then again, I am a nondiscriminating, desparate pervert who takes all cummers.
Right you are scoob, the soft pinkness of her areola crescent draws my eye like the DeathStar tractor beam.
Nope. Sorry. Princess and the Pud Redhead is the fairest of them all. She needs no push-up bra. She's Marcia Cross' way-hotter niece. This girl is like Barbara Gordon Sex Machine. I'd Nightwing her Batcave! She's what Kirsten Dunst had in mind when she baught that box of Revlon Red44 hair dye.
@clementine
Although I have no argument with Pajama Hott per se (that's where I voted), I have to give a hearty three cheers for the red-headed vixen you mention. She haunts my subconscious, awake and asleep. Her comely smirk says, "Come and worship the fire bush." I'ms taaring to ahve dtoruble tryping becuase blooood is draingign to my dsajlk.....
Although I have no argument with Pajama Hott per se (that's where I voted), I have to give a hearty three cheers for the red-headed vixen you mention. She haunts my subconscious, awake and asleep. Her comely smirk says, "Come and worship the fire bush." I'ms taaring to ahve dtoruble tryping becuase blooood is draingign to my dsajlk.....
# posted by 
: 7:29 AM
: 7:29 AM
@ res d
"Come and worship the fire bush."
Amazing. Truer, more profound words may not have ever been published on this site.
My congratulations to you, sir.
"Come and worship the fire bush."
Amazing. Truer, more profound words may not have ever been published on this site.
My congratulations to you, sir.
# posted by : 8:45 AM
: 8:45 AM
She makes my pee pee all turgid and funny feeling.
He makes my claw hammer itch for the taste of human skull plate.
That's what this site is all about, folks.
He makes my claw hammer itch for the taste of human skull plate.
That's what this site is all about, folks.
Congrats, PCH. And, by congrats, I mean I have a line of cocaine on my penis for you.
# posted by : 5:31 PM
: 5:31 PM
so is "hott" pronounced "hottie" because of the extra t or is it just "hot" as a noun?
seriously, it's bugging me.
seriously, it's bugging me.
well played db1, et.al.
love the choice, I would play-pretend to be a pit-bull in Vick's Bad Newz Kennel, with a raw tenderloin chop on nards just to lick the used piece of gift wrapping tape she tossed when she opened up her Christmas present from her uber-wealthy boy-toy and complained it wasn't enough karats.
boobies
love the choice, I would play-pretend to be a pit-bull in Vick's Bad Newz Kennel, with a raw tenderloin chop on nards just to lick the used piece of gift wrapping tape she tossed when she opened up her Christmas present from her uber-wealthy boy-toy and complained it wasn't enough karats.
boobies
# posted by : 1:40 AM
: 1:40 AM
@anon 6:20 - Is this the same Dr. Hook from the group Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show? If so, I need to hear this song...
# posted by : 2:24 AM
: 2:24 AM
@shadowspawn 2:24- Yes, and while you are at it, listen to "Who the Fuck is Alice?", his neighbor of 24 years he is oblivious to because of being "lit" all the while.
# posted by : 5:26 AM
: 5:26 AM
douchebag1, you too could be one of the douches in these pics. just try going outside and stop looking at guys in photos of hot chicks.
# posted by : 7:04 AM
: 7:04 AM
anonymous @ 7:04 am
This entire site is geared toward the "juxtaposition of the incongruities", in case you haven't noticed. Also, try getting out of bed at a respectable hour, will you?
This entire site is geared toward the "juxtaposition of the incongruities", in case you haven't noticed. Also, try getting out of bed at a respectable hour, will you?
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
I bet if your squirrel busts a nut in her coochie before midnight, she turns into Lonnie Douchebag's twin brother.
# posted by : 12:59 AM
: 12:59 AM
Man, I can't stay away from this picture. I flock to it like the Salmon of Capistrano for, um, slapping my salmon. Bleethed, coked out, full-o-crabs or not; I would just like to go for a test drive on those curves.
Dear, if you're out there: I promise the best 36 seconds of your minute. Mostly because the remaining 24 seconds will require a cleanup and consist of me weeping.
Dear, if you're out there: I promise the best 36 seconds of your minute. Mostly because the remaining 24 seconds will require a cleanup and consist of me weeping.
# posted by : 4:07 PM
: 4:07 PM
I would roll around naked and covered in honey on a bed of fire ants while being hosed down by an elephant with diarrhea, just to smell one of her freshly floated egg salad farts.
scooby douche - "I think I see part of a nipple"? Upon closer examination it was an air-chuck installed by her plastic surgeon.
nice pink eye you dutch ovening douchholios.
as for mr pyjamas. i bet if you had hair you would have it jizzed up. i guess male pattern baldness to douche bags is the equivalent of cancer to the normal population. your bimbo is already cheating on your with someone who has hair to spike. do us a favour and put yourself to sleep.
as for mr pyjamas. i bet if you had hair you would have it jizzed up. i guess male pattern baldness to douche bags is the equivalent of cancer to the normal population. your bimbo is already cheating on your with someone who has hair to spike. do us a favour and put yourself to sleep.
# posted by : 9:06 AM
: 9:06 AM
I am starting to notice one big common link with all these women, which perhaps explains their appearance in these pictures (besides of course, being utterly self-conscious, manic depressive, and probably having a massive inferiority complex); bloodshot eyes, indicative of drug and/or alcohol use.
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