even her shadow is hott.
 

In the words of the immortal (and by immortal I mean largely forgotten) rapper Domino. from "Getto Jam":

she's showing booty,
so I approached the freak of the week,
and I played it like a game of blackjack,
and for all that ass that she toted around,
well I offered a backpack


A backpack indeed.
 

You don't have to be Freud to appreciate the symbolism of a big rock shaft nestled against her butt...
 

Nor do you have to be Freud to look at his shirt and think, "Daddy Issues."
 

admiral,

great use of symbolism. that finished the circle. cheers.
 

Ah, the bumper. How could I forget you? Sweet, innocent, drool-worthy hautt. How you could do so much better. Like a guy that you can dance with cheek-to-cheek like in this photo, except that you don't break out the next day when you do.
 

i understand the "grease tackled" part, but.....

where's the innocent part?
 

I'd like to finish her circle....then ask her why the long face?

That is the clearest cock-n-balls imprint on a 'bag's forehead this hunter can e'er recall seeing; looks like a toddler teabagged him.
 

The mark of the bag is strong with this one. His kissy lips beg for a crowbar.

Maybe then he'll give the hott back her sweatshirt.
 

Why say something new when its already been said right?

Dave: What is a badonkadunk?
Black Guy: Oh....that's junk in the trunk man. That's what you put your mug on. Saddle up and ride.
Dave: Yes. That's exactly what it is and what you do with it
 

@darksock nice early 90's hip hop reference.

im wondering about the Douchebag of the year. if the yearly winner finds his pic and has it removed, does the yearly then go to whoever was in second place? what if for some reasons, one of these douches get famous? is his award then revoked?

and what about the fucking gator. no one's going to bat for him today, i feel like we have all betrayed an old friend. and by friend, i mean oiled up orange man-mule.
 

Bumper must have had some Bat Mitvah
 

@clementine cappadoucha

Not only does he have daddy issues, he's got Uncle-Dan-made-me-touch-his-pee pee-when-I-was-6 issues. How do I know? Look.at.his.face. It's the same face he made when the 'game' first occurred.

And yes people, with an ass like her's I would accept a golden shower followed up by a Grape Ape; then I would wash and wax her car wearing nothing but a little beanie with a propeller on top.

So top that you freaks!
 

Her poops are all in the shape of sweet potatoes
 

Plinky: You want ME to outfreak you? You better think about that...and I'm an ass man, too...
 

@ darksock

Bring it on brother. It's been a long day and I missed all the fun (here) because of that fucking "work" thing I go to. If there's anyone who can do it ... well, ed is naturally freaky and creepy. I think he could tear us both a new asshole in that category.
 

She has an absolutely ... breathtaking ... hiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

Oh my god do I wanna be friends with it; for at least 14.2432 seconds.

And spend the rest of my alloted thirty minutes carving a life sized statue of said breathtaking hiney in that stone column behind them using this douche's head as a chisel.
 

@ darksock
Go to the thread above this one. (Clay Wankin's Hott) arch 'bagger gave us a terrific compliment.

Believe me I'll take "weird" over "generic" or "ordinary" anyday.
 

I think the grease on his forehead is actually butter. For she has butterface, you see.

Say, she has quite the toosh! Has anybody else noticed that?
 

I would gladly have intercourse with her if you know what I mean? ( I hope I am not being too cryptic)
 

@sodadouche

You would have "connection or dealings between persons or groups" or "exchange especially of thoughts or feelings" with her?

Where is the witty, cleverly hidden double-entendre?

I'm at a loss.
 

Oh, I'm sorry-sexual intercourse. I hope that clears it up. I guess i was being cryptic.
 

The bumper is in my top 5 of hott still.
 

If you hit her hard enough in the rear, do her air bags blow up?
 

Absolutely PERFECT Cock 'n Balls imprint on his fuckin' skull.

We definitely need an award for that alone.

Complete and total dickhead.

Hadley.
 

best Mark of the 'Bag hands down......it's being forced to the forefront of his carefully plucked brows like unholy stigmata....i bet he can shake his pecs in time to her bumper bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 

I'd like to light him on fire. I feel like if I rubber her ass I would get three wishes granted by a swarthy arab genie named Mustaffah Allahu Shakulzai. My three wishes would be:
1. Nebraska Football gets a real head coach and goes back to running the option
2. Immolation of all douches.
3. A million bucks.
 

@Danny Noonan

Pelini will deliver. I second your wish for the return of the option. It's time.
 

I luff ass. She has a nice ass.
 

Hunter gets the poor prey
 

Ok, sure, these chicks are hot but probably just as much douchebagie as the guys they're with.