Wait...DB1, in the spirit of full disclosure you never made it clear until this picture that King Douchuous is in fact a Sea Monkey.

Ahh hell who gives a damn; King Douchuous, you give 'em hell in the Douchies!
 

Put his ass in the hall........ He put the work in, and did it naturally.
 

mexican wanna be guido douchey
 

oh, no no noooo! Looks like he's got a combo crown with fauxhawk.
 

It's good ta be th' King...
 

The King's hair reminds me of something out of a Tim Burton movie.
 

I wish somebody could throw him into the roof, head first, so that his gelled/moussed crown tips makes him stick into the roof and then I can pick up the devious hottie.
 

isnt this wayne static from static x?

great pains
i've gone to douchebag
i've gone to lame hair
looking for bling i
i have become someone else
outside stepping to inside
stepping to my side
stepping i wade through shit

heeee's a dooouuuchhhebag
he's a dooooouuuuchebag, she said
 

Shocker Sighting!!! Blonde hott gives me bedroom eyes from across a crowded meat-packing plant with the stench of methane filling the air to cover up King's AXE body spray. I would do terrible things to seductive hott using peeps, mayo, twinkies, and candle wax.

I'm baffled at the fact that after viewing King's hair I want to tell jokes honoring the great Jesse Consopolous from Full House: "Remember that oil spill in San Francisco a few weeks ago? Yeah, that wasn't from an oil tanker, that was Jesse washing his hair." OH SNAP!
 

i love watching full house now cuz you know what a sick fuck sagget is...
 

@ bcs

Nice choice for song titles!

Judging from the plucked eyebrows I'm guessing vagina isn't real high up on his to do list.

I love how Blohan is giving us bleeth hand gesture #14 slightly below camera view. Something tells me that daddy's little girl just got dry humped in the ass by the special needs bus driver who just dumped her off at this bar after blowing load so far in it to her colon that paleontologists will have to excavate it out of her using tooth brushes and dental tools.
 

I heard from a credible source that he used to suck dick for coke.
 

King D is approaching Hall of Scrote. The thing is, though, he's always smiling. Where's his douche-face, kissy-lips, etc??
 

It looks like the King need to trim those pubes. There's some stubble there messing up the pattern on his face.

Unless it's just dingleberries.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Where's Master Shake?
 

When she hits 30, she will inflate like the life vest beneath your seat cushion.

Him, I want to flick matches at.
 

She is so Hott I am in lust just by looking at those eyes.

She's a BILF!

she's hott...

damn...
 

I wonder if his proud Desi mommy would approve of him mugging with Michele Pfeiffer's daughter?
 

christina applegate hott makes me swelter below the belt. extremely groomed goattee boy (or is it goatboy?) looks like you could turn him upside down, fill his ass with concrete & his hair would still support him.
 

Is this couple's day on the avatars? I see pfah's pic and bcs's pic. What, are you guys stoned? We don't want to see your ugly mugs! Just show the ladies.

I'm looking at the guy in this pic and I now KNOW why the price of gasoline keeps rising. Because this greasy fuck keeps buying oil by the barrels and it's jerking with our prices.

I'll give him credit though, he's got a PhD in beard trimming. That.is.precise.grooming.my.man. If you only put so much effort into school you could have made something with your life.

She's cuter than a roomful of whores taking a KY-jelly bath.
 

@plinky yeah its couples day

thats a lovely pic of you and jim from human resources...
 

@ bcs

Hey, Jim has changed. He ponied up the $75 for the sex change, got himself a real close shave, and bought a beautiful one-piece leotard trimmed with lavender frills. Don't fucking mess with Jim, man.

Alright I'm outta here. Talk to you homos later.
 

That sea-monkey king line had me rolling, and so I will try to roll with it. He is some sort of amalgmon of douche, Prince Namor, and sea monkeydouche all rolled into one. And that sack of scroat just kidnapped Sue Stormbleethed to his Choad Kingdom. When will it stop?
 

Funny shit bcs...... Seriously though, King D should get some HOS consideration. Constantly he's around hotts, and he has a lot of characteristics. One thing that could rule him out is he knows he's a douchebag and is cool with it. Didnt Peaches write in too?
 

Why is this guy wearing an upside down, oily squid on his head?

Tell me she doesn't have the ultimate "come and fuck me" look!?

I did baby, I did. And according to the laws of metaphysics you'll feel it in about 3 years - when you're least expecting it.
 

Budwieser Select? Maybe?!?
 

Guys, I don't think the blonde person in this picture is female.

I'm calling Tranny.

Hadley
 

his head is coverde in blackice stalagmites
 

I swear i know this girl! She got her eye poked out that night right after the flash she now wears an eye patch and we call her blinky.