Monday, December 17, 2007

 

Most Annoying 'Bagling: White By Unpopular Happenstance


And the 2007 Douchie for "Most Annoying 'Bagling" goes to....

White By Unpopular Happenstance.

This offensively developing choadscrote ran in October and remains awash in cultural tragedy.

You offend our aesthetics, kid.

Comments:
What a little dork. I am going to guess he got punched in the mouth for this shirt. Hell I am white and want to punch him in the mouth.
 
If there were any brothers in the bar that night, Luther here probably ended up smoking that cigar with his asshole.
 
That Philly blunt tucked behind his ear...aw hell naw...it speaks to the tractor beam pull of his douchocity that he, not the stereo hotts, are the first thing your eyes are pulled to inexorably...like small dogs to old lady shins; like Joey P to Fish Slap's myspace page; like weird stalkers to Ed...
 
diagnosis: high school party in ethnically unilateral suburban town in idaho, wyoming, vermont, etc. calls everyone 'son' except his friends, who are also black by augmented sense of self reality.

he was drawn and quartered during school trip to actual urban area.

after seeing this, i would like to punch a toddler in the head.
 
My investigations reveal 3 possible excuses for this shirt's existence:

1. It's a 1992 porn flick
2. It's a 2004 rap album by Guerilla Black
3. You can buy it in multiple cheesy designs from Cafepress

Regardless of the reason, this pud remains a bagling, and will never make it to the upper echelon of douchebaggery.
 
Looking at this wank makes tweezing Andre the Giants taint after a Battle Royale seem like a relief.
 
I just noticed the blunt tucked into his stupid hat. HOLY SHIT!!!!
I nearly pissed myself laughing!!
What a fu**ing wad!!!
Thanks DB1!!!
 
Oh and I almost forgot F*** That little Bagling!

...sorry not feeling creative today
 
This wigger needs his ass kicked by everyone, black and white. My guess is that these 2 chicks are about 5'6', which makes hime about 5'3". The girls should whip his ass just because they can.
 
Wow! I hope someone whacks this kid in the face with a tire iron. Not only is his offensive shirt eight sizes too big, but the sleeves have been cut off. The chicks need to take some of the bleach used on their hair to wash the oil off of this choad's face.
 
WOW! Look at that giant blackhead! Somebody pop him and apply the Oxy with a firehose.
Ewwww, he's going to leave a nasty scar.
 
Oh my god! I think I know him!
 
this was number 2 in my book.........i voted for the prompas, but it was a youngling with a tilted hat throwing up a middle finger. I just wanted to kick that kds ass.
 
White By Unpopular Happenstance has been sabotaged.

Oh my God, it's a bag of garbage
I'm tellin' all y'all it's a sabotage!
 
I would like to drop him off dressed like that on Woodward Avenue at Grand Circus Park in Detroit at 3 AM on a Saturday.

There would be no trace of him found.

Ever.
 
anyone else notice the resemblance between 'white by unpopular happenstance' and cousin dale from national lampoon's vacation??
Check out the video if you need a refresher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPPu9Ne2DA4&feature=related
 
Little choad needs his nuts snipped.

Hadley
 
what the fuck happened to this thread?
 
seriously wtf happened to this thread? there was a war between ed and anon, there was white guilt and anon scum equating using the word "BROTHERS" with being in the ku klux klan...there was a lot of shit and it's all gone. i dont like censorship. first gator is taken out of the yearlies and now this. i'm angry... very angry...
 
Off topic, but...

Why does "Kyle Orton goes deep!" sound just like "Your grandma is gonna get sodomized with a double-headed dildo at gunpoint!" to me? The only thing scarier is to replace 'Kyle Orton' with 'Rex Grossman'. At least The Legend of Neckbeard got better douchebag pics of him taken when he was in college.
 
@squatch i stopped watching after minn turned over again thats hilarious whats the score
 
I'd love to see youtube clips of this mini-douche after a night at da club in the LES getting his bitch ass thrown out of a car somewhere north of 125th and see how that moronic shirt and his phony wigga hardness play with the real homies uptown.
 
@BCS 7:09PM,

What's the score? I think Kyle Orton just got fucked in the ass by Duran Duran. That's the score, dammit...

Or maybe it was Prince. Who knows? It's Minnesota after all, they ice-fish in graveyards. Crazy fuckers.

BTW, very nice pic of you and your bride. Kudos!
 
He makes me feel guilty of being white.

Wait a minute. That's not what I meant to say.

What I meant to say was he makes me feel like anally raping him with a pickaxe.

Yeah, that sounds about right.
 
Here is who this kid reminds me of:

David Faustino
Brian Austin Green
Joey Lawrence

I can't wait for WBUH's album to come out. A small sampling of some of the tracks from his soon-to-be released album:

Down wit da 40eeezzzzzz
Bitches and me: Wassup?
Me n me homiez bangin hoz
Escalade on 40z

I will shoot him if I ever see him. Then I'll post here from San Quentin and change my name to Popeye from Cell Block D
 
Hey I said things and there gone whats up with that?
 
ummmmmmm ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
 
Yeah, not that I care for the tiresome Ed Stalker thing, but that shit just disappeared, without even a "removed by admin" thingie.....DB1 has become a tourist, and tourists hate freedom...they hate 'murrica....
 
DB1 came in like a ninja.
 
@ Pfah: a ninja indeed.

He went through this thread and removed the Ed H8r threads like a 37 year old Italian woman tweezing grey pubes.



Dammit, now I have a hankering for tweezer porn.
 
Twin "blond" hookers. This is gonna cost a lot of money.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 
Where does this censorship stop?!? Why, what's to stop DB1 from cutting us off in mid-sent
 
Hip Hop is Dead
 
I think he is making a joke. A very funny one at that.
 
LOL! one of the funniest pictures ive ever seen. had to save this one
 
Please don't besmirch the Vermont name like that. For one, there aren't two chicks like that in Vermont, and for two, the guys in Vermont like that are from New York.
 
Am I the only one worried that the bird on the right looks more zombie-like than Bela Lugosi ever could?
 
what the hell, those girls look like twins, and neither of them are good looking...eurgh

that being said, i'd of course like to echo the sentiments of mostly everyone who has posted: the fact that this kid should be punched in the kisser and then embalmed alive.
 
that baggy shirt and do-rag make him tough
 
please shoot me
 
I think I spent some time in jail with this kid. Sorta, we were both being released from county on the same day and I spent about 8 hours hearing about DMX, Mobb deep, etc, he was irritating all 20 of us in that tiny cell. I guess nobody kicked his ass because we just wanted to get outta there so bad. My reason anyway.
 
Leave the kid alone.
http://www.culturallycool.com
 
With enough money, some hots will pose with anyone.
 
wow can you say fuckbag...anyone with any sense of self fulfillment would be caught dead looking like this ass clown
 
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