Thursday, December 20, 2007
Most Annoying New Douche Move: Pointing. At. His. Abs.
Ladies and gentlemen, cupcakes and lamb fries, here is your 2007 Douchie winner for Most Annoying New Douche Move:
The Ab Lobster
Besting the legends that are Peaches and The Trainwreck, the scrotal move of the ab point was simply too much to overcome.
A well deserved and hard fought Douchie for the Lobster and Blondie to take home and place on the mantelpiece.
And by mantelpiece I mean creepy Miami shirtless tools.
An excellent debate in the comments thread here broke out between the relative merits of originality, douchological importance, ubiquity and overall grease factor. But while the Trainwreck came in a close second, and with Peaches finding his support as well, it was the Lobster for the win.
And by win, I mean abs.
And by abs, I mean pointing. At. Them.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:07 PM 
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I'm crying recount. Trainwrech should have had his Boatwreck pic shown as well. You will all have then realized the mistake you made.
But nobody wins when you really look at it. And by "it" I mean his Abs.
But nobody wins when you really look at it. And by "it" I mean his Abs.
# posted by 
: 3:11 PM
: 3:11 PM
Unfortunately, I'll be missing the crowning of the JP Experience as DoucheBag of the Year tomorrow (FuckFishSlap).
Off to Vegas for me- I will be BagHunting... wish me luck
Off to Vegas for me- I will be BagHunting... wish me luck
I don't think he's pointing to his abs so much as pointing out the crabs that are crawling up from his trouser area. I didn't think you could get crabs from packing wood up your friends poop chute in the bathroom at club grease. I knew you could get them if you conned that homeless chick in to shagging you on her infested gunny sack under the overpass but not from gay club sex. I'm going to the free clinic now, brb.
FUCEN CRAOATCH KROATARS
FUCEN CRAOATCH KROATARS
FUC! NO TARMAL@ MAN YOU FUCEN RIAGH'3TH ON THE FUCNE COCK WITH A;3' THEAT.
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FUC MAN 3' I FUCEN ADIARINKA FUCEN ACASE OF STOOSL. 3 THEN FUC WHOAR;'A3
NO TARMAL AND FUC !
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THAOT WHOARP NEEDA'Z SOIENM FUCEN ATITITIS THAOUM '3 I FFUCEN SEEE3N FUAN BIAGAGHAR;2 JUGHUGS ON A FUCAN MAIDIAL3' SOCHAOO#@#
FUCAN MALL HOAR!
FUCAN I BEAT MY FUACN MAEAT';A-0!@
F
TARMAL;@
FLYTHT
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FUC MAN 3' I FUCEN ADIARINKA FUCEN ACASE OF STOOSL. 3 THEN FUC WHOAR;'A3
NO TARMAL AND FUC !
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THAOT WHOARP NEEDA'Z SOIENM FUCEN ATITITIS THAOUM '3 I FFUCEN SEEE3N FUAN BIAGAGHAR;2 JUGHUGS ON A FUCAN MAIDIAL3' SOCHAOO#@#
FUCAN MALL HOAR!
FUCAN I BEAT MY FUACN MAEAT';A-0!@
F
TARMAL;@
FLYTHT
# posted by : 4:27 PM
: 4:27 PM
That' funny, my penis is more ripped than this guy.
What's also funny is that the helmet thingy on my penis is the same color as this chick's face, after I'm through 'speed blogging.'
What's also funny is that the helmet thingy on my penis is the same color as this chick's face, after I'm through 'speed blogging.'
Really, DS, a "A Christmas Story" reference? Scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren't ya?
# posted by : 11:28 PM
: 11:28 PM
Every time I see the smug look on Ab Lobster's face I want to make him into chum.
Flyteeth: FUCEN TARMAL TO@&D, WHOARDEB?
NO?
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Respectfully,
Danny Noonan
Flyteeth: FUCEN TARMAL TO@&D, WHOARDEB?
NO?
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Respectfully,
Danny Noonan
Smug motherfucking expression. Douchebag. I hate this fuck. He's worthy of trashcan headdage also.
And no, I don't care about the abs. Peyton Manning set me straight by recommending I buy a bigger shirt.
And no, I don't care about the abs. Peyton Manning set me straight by recommending I buy a bigger shirt.
@ Shadowspawn: that is the best scene from an awesome movie - one of the very few Christmas movies that does not make me want to spoon-rape squirrels until it stops; I am scraping the top of the barrel, sir.
@DS - I'm not arguing about the fact that "A Christmas Story" is one of the greatest(if not the greatest) holiday movie out there (any movie with Zach Ward is gold...except BloodRayne II), I'm just questioning the use of the quote on this piccy...even though it's quite relevant. "It's...it's smiling at me..." ;P
@D.Baggins - I'm not entirely surprised, what with Burdizzo being outed and all...
@D.Baggins - I'm not entirely surprised, what with Burdizzo being outed and all...
# posted by : 2:15 AM
: 2:15 AM
yeah maybe if you point at your abs no one will notice your assymetrical eyes (because its cool to look like sloth from the goonies), your receding hair line, or the fact you have childrens hands (natures way of disguising the fact that your penis is tiny)
im sure the beetroot faced, black rooted natural blonde in the andre the giant garb will gladly give you a cleveland steamroller while you finger your own ass as a hard earned reward for those many hours you spent at the gym pumping yourself.
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im sure the beetroot faced, black rooted natural blonde in the andre the giant garb will gladly give you a cleveland steamroller while you finger your own ass as a hard earned reward for those many hours you spent at the gym pumping yourself.
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