Contest...too...difficult...
 

Nope, this one is easy. As I've said before, the Trainwreck's doggie bag is the single most iconic picture that has ever been posted on this website. It has come to symbolize everything that is wrong with vain, vapid, performative doucheness, and everything pink, warm, and snuggly that it defiles.

The Doggie Bag for the win.
 

I'm torn here. I'll play a little game my psychiatrist likes to call "word association".

Trainwreck: Jail sex
Peaches: Stale peanuts
Ab Lobster: Draw and quarter

So, based on my word associations, I'll have to go with that goddamn Ab Lobster. Ab Lobster, eat a dick, you polesmoking sonofabitch.
 

The Doggie Bag. At least in the other two, the hottie just stands there either blissfully unaware of her horrible life choices or mugging for the camera, thinking "Hot damn, when I get home I am SO sending this pic to HCwDB. Right after I autoclave myself." In the Doggie Bag, however, the poor girl looks like she's in some freakish mash-up of Gigli and Wild Kingdom. Gross.
 

man this one is hard.

the point is bad...but i dont think its close to the doggie or the ab point.

the doggie bag is terrible, but i think the ab point is worse.

i could even see myself getting wasted at a party and doing that with some other drunk broad.

but the ab point, is unforgivable. its so fucking vain and douchey. and so many of them do it. its disgusting shameless douche advertising.

my vote is for ab point. with a honorary mention for gator stare.
 

The Trainwreck. Easy.

although, I'm worried that Trainwreck could sweep the Douchies like the Deerhunter swept the Oscars.
 

I hear ya 23 skidouche, but I've got to give this one to the lobster. This move is probably un-doable without the 'check. me. fuckin'. out!' look/lip pucker that can only be perfected through hours of self admiration in the full length mirror on the back of his mom's closet.
 

I think, to be honest, a lot of voters are projecting their own feelings of jealousy with angst against doggybaggin' because, let's be honest, we all would love to rub our chubbies on these hotts in some way, shape or form but are too civilized to actually document it.

(Now who's projecting, right?)

Anyway, I vote for ab point because it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You somehow attract this level of hott to your personal space and you're concerned with showing off your own self? Guess what...no one cares. Even chicks check out other chicks, dumbass.
 

Get your heads out of your asses...Ab Lobster all the way, Abs down the most annoying.
 

As much as I loathe the Ab Lobster and any choad or mrs.-choad who points at a six pack, I must go with the Doggie-Bag. My only issue is that I also voted for the Trainwreck in his bracket for douche of the year. Perhaps another photo could do for the doggie-bag like the doggie-bag in one of the week's wednesday limericks.
 

ALthough the Ab Lobster deserved to be stricken by dysentary, and normally i would vote for him committing suicide, nothing can ever beat The Trainwreck. Everything in this picture spews douche like my prick spews when I lok at the piece of ass in the picture.
 

I stated in the third DBotY bracket thread that Doggie 'Bag clearly won this. At that time, I was taking into account the pervasiveness of its influence.

As to which is Most Annoying?

The Peaches Point, while Peaches is hilarious in his dedication, just doesn't irk me much. If I were in those pictures, it might, but that puts his irritation factor at "localized".

The Doggie 'Bag is only innovative in that Trainwreck got photographed doing it. Who hasn't slunk up behind his woman and pretended to throw it in? It's annoying to have to see outside of the bedroom, but I would put the irritation factor as "widespread, but short-lived".

The. Ab. Lobster. He's invented the mother of them all, and he knows it. He. required. a. different. style. of. posting. to. classify. I vote for the Ab Lobster Ab Point(r) for Most Annoying New Douche Maneuver of 2007.
 

This one's easy.

Ab Lobster combines two infuriating gestures to make them his trademark:

a)The douche smirk;

b)Pointing. At. His. Abs.

Aaaaaaaaannd that's about it. Don't get me wrong he's done it well. Like on his page at nextdoorbuddies.com.

Crusty's got the same move.

Only with sunglasses.

Indoors.

At night.

With Fruit Stripe Hott and her attendant hotts.

Abby's got Renee Zellweger's naive cousin Nora from Des Moines.

Trainwreck? We pretty much covered that one in Bracket 3. Not much to add here except to wish him well in the finals. And by wish him well I mean a broken lightbulb up the urethra.

But Peaches? That narrowed-eyed, 8-degree chin-drop, modified Blue Steel expression? Purposely sucking in his cheeks between his jaws?

The Point?

If Peaches was doing the same thing that he does in every freakin' photo and expected different results every time, we'd call him crazy.

However, Peaches does the same rage-provoking things in ever photo and every time it's the same result: An overpowering urge to stuff him a shopping cart with three buckets of shad and send him off the fishing pier at Santa Monica.

There is only one Peaches.

And for that, may the Boobie Sun Goddess be praised.
 

All are worthy, but for me? Doggie bag, no question. The doggie baggers are saying, "Look, I'm simulating the vaginal and/or anal pollution of a hott in public, and I am so awesome that this degradation should be preserved on film. Forever."
 

Peaches vs. Trainwreck? Wigga please.

Remember when all you could fucking here is Billy Ray Cyrus's Achy Breaky Heart? "Oh yeah dat muthafucka gone be bigga dan Elvis..."; you couldn't take a SHIT without hearing that song. Well, where did he and his mullet go?

Trainwreck is Achy Breaky Heart, people. Feelgood hit o' the summer.

Peaches is Stairway to Heaven. He is immortal.

PEACHES, YOU MOUTH BREATHERS; PEACHES I SAY UNTO YOU....PEEEEACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

peaches.

Seriously. Peaches.

Thank you for your time.
 

I don't think this is a fair comparison. Trainwreck is not just doggie 'bagging, he's ALSO flexing. It's like a doggie 'bag cubed or some shit. So, in this group o' pics, the doggie 'bag is far more annoying than it normally would be. I'd venture to say that some doggie 'bags could seem innocuous given the right circumstances. Ab pointing, on the other claw, is always revolting, because as el doucherino said, it typifies an extremely arrogant personality that could give fuck all about the hot.

Therefore, Ab Point.
 

The doggiebag. There was so much of it in so many variations that it wasnt even funny. The 'Wreck didint invent the move, but he made us all take notice. JP was pointing even before Peaches, but I don't think it caught on like doggiebagging.
 

Darksock, while I appreciate that you and I have happened to agree on selections for this round, I just noticed something that may or may not cause me to re-cast my vote...

Upon closer inspection of the Trainwreck pic (which is hard to do, since my gag reflex is already working overtime), I suddenly came to this realization:

Because he's pulled his jeans and FTLs down so LOW on his hips, the angle at which they're hiked DOWN indicates that if the camera were, say, positioned 10 feet or so to the LEFT, we'd view at least half of

His. Fat. White. Ass.

Excuse me while I wretch. BRB.
 

I think the Doggie 'Bag is the most annoying new douche move. This is because it is being replicated all over the country.

Yes, Pointing To His Abs is annoying, but that's what makes him the Ab Lobster. It's his signature, his trademark.

Same for Peaches. No one dare mess with the Peaches Point. Others may imitate, but no one will ever compare.

We've seen many Doggie 'Bags since the Trainwreck, including some interesting modifications to the original positioning. Even recently there was the Double Doggie 'Bag.

I vote for Doggie 'Bag. The others are annoying as hell too, but the Doggie 'Bag is only getting started. 2008 is going to reek of the Doggie 'Bag.
 

I have to give it to the Doggy bag not just cause of the double "g" as I've trademarked myself since the beginnings of the Snoop Dogg era, but because it takes a hot chick willing to get defiled by a douche bag not only that, but it shows a complete lack of self-respect on her part which by entails, slaps the feminist movement in its proverbial face and almost singularly puts the Margaret Thatcher’s of the world and Those chicks from The View in there place by a douche bag.

Ab lobster is annoying and finger pointing is ridiculous if you’re somebody other than Elvis.

Doggie Bag that makes a statement it say’s “Hey I’m a douche and I’m the lowest form of man but I still got one up on you b****”

Like Churches Chicken “Gotta love it”
 

Doggie Baggin, is by far the most disturbing. It not only proves that the bag is just a greased up womanizer, but that women are okay with that. It is on camera fore-play (about the only foreplay these ass-hats give), and it is acceptance of being objectified. The doggie bag is the end of womens lib, and probably the end of the world.
 

The public dramatization of a sex act is unevolved man at his most primitive.....a carnal display of female objectification. And this is one hott I'd like to objectify several times.

The doggie 'bag is the quintessential 'bag move.

Trainwreck, by her caboose.
 

There is nothing more narcissistic than pointing out one's own "assets" when accompanied by an incredibly stunning young woman. Narcissism is a cornerstone of 'baghavior.

Gotta go with "Ab Point" for "Most Annoying New Douche Move".
 

It's gotta be the Ab Lobster. Quite.

The Peach Point just looks stupid, but isn't too far off on the "Douche-o-meter". So, it's out of contention.

The Doggie 'Bag, while both including a flex, and looking too much like the incident when that particular douchebag got raped in prison, doesn't go above and beyond the call of Doucheness.

The Ab Lobster, though, does go above and beyond the call of Doucheness. At least with the Doggie 'Bag, the Hott is a prop. With the Ab Lobster though, the Hott doesn't even matter. The fact that the Douche totally neglects the Hott next indicates the extreme level of doucheness achieved by this 'bag.

So, it's gotta be the Ab Lobster.


Quite.
 

This is really tough, but I'm going with the Ab Lobster because his manuever encapsulates everything that is 'bag...drawing attention to yourself. Peaches is pointing at you, the viewer, or whoever may be caught in his path. The doggie bag is terrible...but really is just acting out and unable to suppress our caveman instincts. Ab point is the most annoying method of self promotion.
 

Ab Lobster should be disqualified simply because those aren't his abs; the skinny fucker is pointing to the outline of his colon twisting around his knuckly spine.

This is an injustice; it makes me want to storm out of the room, and right before I leave, whip around like the Old Man from Christmas Story right after his leg lamp broke, and in a rage shriek "NOTTA FEEN-GAH!!!".

best scene from that movie, btw.
 

I don't like the Doggie Bag trend that was started by Trainwreck, and this should get my vote, but alas I cannot do it.

Peaches is the reason I come to this site daily. My first visit to this site came around the same time as Peaches, and as they say. You never forget your first.....
 

All such worthy, vomit inducing maneuvers.

I'm going to toss out the DoggyBagging because, hey, at least you get to see some Hottie in a compromising situation.

The Ab Point is bewildering. Every time I see this I think, "Holy Fuck! - That just happened" The Lobster, with one silent maneuver says, "seriously, in case you didn't see me flexing down here, allow me to point this shit out- see this, THIS specific area- right here- yeah, those are my abs" haha.

But Peaches is the winner for me- he's chipped away at my psyche- the Point has put me in a trance, a trance that makes me want to break that fucking appendage off and beat him silly with it.

So, the DoggyBagging is too porno, the At.His.Abs is too laughable, and the Peaches Point is the winner for most Annoying...
 

Ab Lobster. He's pointing at his abs. muff said.

-X
 

Doggie Bag
 

Wow, Ab Lobster is not getting much love. He needs his own award, for the Ab Lobster is all that is douche. The trainwreck will most likely place in the finals so I can give him credit for top three douche of the year, bu old Lobster boy needs some attention, nay he craves the attention. Ab Lobster is such an iconic HCwDB that it isn't even funny. If I were to use my stuck in an elevator analogy, which one of these moves would make me puke first. Personalities aside, the pointing at his abs maneuver is really the most annoying. While it is not as commonplace as the doggie bag, it is harder to pull off. All the doggie bag takes is being as horny as a Golden Retriever.

However as one of the main tenets of this site, the annoying part of the picture usually conotates the obliviousness of douche to hot. While trainnwreck may be flexing as well, he is using the hot chick as a prop, hence he knows she is there. Peaches and Ab Lobster both are simply in their own worlds, just the camera and them. For this I will once again have to go with the Lobster. Smirk + ab point = cartoon character of the year. An nnew move.

Though Peaches should be awarded something as well.
 

pointing to the abs
 

Doggie 'Bag, no doubt.

The peach point and the ab point are definitely douchetastic, but pointing is old hat ('Bag Islander probably learned his move from his father, and he from his father before him). I think the real question is, which of these moves doesn't belong? Therein you find the worst and most current offense, and of the most scrotological impact.
 

tough one here. ab lobster vs. doggy bag. ab lobster for the win.
 

it is hard to separate the douche from "the move". the award here is for "the most annoying douche move" therefore we must try to untie the complex knot that is both douche move, and douche move innovator.
in doing such, i vote for ab point. the ab point requires extraneous douche moves just to be completed. you can doggie 'bag or point in any outfit or environment. but to point to your abs, you have to first pull a preliminary douche move. lifting the shirt, removing the shirt in a night club, or unbuttoning it low enough that the sight of it would make greedo shoot himself in the nuts.
the ab point is a complex combination of douchetrics that is rarely matched and can only be explained by stephen hawking's black douche hole theory. the nothingness that is the douche's soul is so bleak and dark that it sucks everything around it into an alternate douchiverse. the vortex of which is the abs.
 

Ab lobster all the way, the level of smug, self-impressed choadness that it would take to pull this move off rises above simple 'baggery. This is the kind of guy that stops at every shiny surface around and flexes. He stays awake nights dreaming of his invitation to the Beautiful People's Club of Quahog. Like an autistic child, he is lost in his own world where his abs are king and he is simply their loyal servant, sincerely believing that he is making the world a better place by exposing it to the magnificence of the abs.

Peaches is almost professional in the consistency of his well practiced, honed 'bag move.

Doggie 'bag is irritating and perplexing all at once, a classic HCWDB dilemma.

But if you were sitting in a bar observing the bag in it's natural setting, you would laugh at Peaches, mock Doggie Bag, but the Ab Lobster is the one that would make you turn to your buddy and say, "I think I will punch that guy in the face repeatedly if he comes anywhere near me as he yells 'Not in the abs'". And what jury would not recognize a self defense plea in that case?
 

Definitely torn between ass bag and the other ass bag who's more interested in his own abs ~ I'll go with Ab Lobster - anyone who's actually out in public with their shirt unbuttoned? You're the bigger douche!
 

this is too hard.. all so annoying but i think ab lobster wins.. the peach point is seen more often by your everybag types and the same could be said for the doggie bag.. .but only the truely douchey go to last gear and lift their shirt while pointing at their abs.
 

Trainwreck is bad, but it also looks like a cert to get into the Douchies final, so it's between Ab Lobster and Peaches... Ab Lobster is infuriating. He's a great argument for nuclear winter. Peaches is the underdog, which I like... all the same, this is a vote for most annoying new douche move. And pointing to one's abs is just beyond the pale. Ab Lobster it is.
 

Ab Lobster by process of elimination. Trainwreck is almost too good to be true, too funny to be THAT annoying. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Peaches has endeared himself to this site too much to get an "Annoying" Award. Is the greatest DB ever? Perhaps. But the chodest of them all here is the Ab Lobster.
 

Definately the Ab Point. I have pointed at other things before, and the Doggie Bag just makes me laugh.... A lot. I truly find it overly hilarious. The Ab point makes me want to pooch punt Indonesian orphans for extra points as if I was Doug Flutie for the Patriots in '06.
 

If Doggie Bag does not win an award, I am boycotting this site forever. Trainwreck for the win!!!
 

The fucking ab lobster. Oh God, how has this world become so debased?
 

I really loathe the Trainwreck. He is a caricature of himself at the point. But Lobster Abs? The smugness, the fact that he unbuttoned his shirt so he could point to his douchey stomach, I can imagine him saying "Whoa-Bra! Hold on! Got to unbutton my Tommy H shirt before you snap it!" and that pisses me off more than some mongoloid freak douchehandiling Kmart jammie ass. (Though that pisses me off too) Ab point for the win.
 

If they can't all win then it's got to be Ab Lobster.

The train wreck deserves it. The plague speaks for itself; it says "douchy is as douchy does." It's a supreme douche move.

Peaches deserves it because he doesn't know better than to idolize Johnny Bravo.

But the Ab Lobster? THAT'S NOT EVEN A MOVE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? What kind of a mind even thinks of such a thing? How in love with yourself must you be to ignore the hott and the camera?

This is not Beginner's Douche, this is black belt douche technique. This is a thesis for a PhD in Douchography.

Got. To. Be. Ab. Lobster.

-Jesse The Douche Ventura
 

Lobster makes me feel like kicking a goddamn puppy down a flight of stairs, that smirking motherfucker needs a good hard combat boot to the throat! That said wreck's maneuver is made all the more vile and despicable by the fact that it involves a, albeit not innocent, victim for successful completion and for that reason alone he gets my vote again!

Wreck for the win.
 

The hilarity of Peaches cannot be surpassed. Peaches, sir, I point right back at you.
 

Long Live Peaches.
 

number 3 because that chick is to hott to defile like that
 

The Peach Point and his douche face!
 

the Ab Point.
 

The Peachy Bagger!!
 

ab lobster.

we see your gaddamn abs, asshole. only children need the pointing.
 

The Uber-Douche that is called Peaches!!
 

I've been an avid fan of the site for a while but am finally making my first comment. I will also be sending a number of questions to DB1 sometime during the holidays or as a great way to start the new year. My comment is: Ab Lobster must be the winner of this bracket.

The reason is as follows: While the other two are clearly douchetastic, they are perfomring gestures that already exist and just happen to be caught on film.

Inevitably we all eventually dry hump a girl in a kitchen flexing our biceps like Patrick Bateman listening to Sussudio and having his way with Sabrina and Kristy. We all point at things as well; street signs, common occurrences, etc. This is normal.

But the Ab Lobster has created something new in this world, and in the words of the late Johnathan Larson, "the opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation" Ab Lobster has done just this, created something for the world to see; a completely unnecessary gesture that serves no function as a Peaches' style point or a doggy hump session possibly could. Ab Lobster was the first documented case (if i'm not mistaken) of the ab point and so it was created in the name of "please pay attention to me" douche-ness.


Also, in the High Fidelity "punch your weight" sense of the term, Ab Lobster is really just a beta in the douche world and his gesture is a pathetic attempt at upping his status. Thus the beta becomes the alpha douche. Amazing.... Lame.
 

Gotta go with the ab point. Peaches can do no wrong. And I love doggy style, so hating on the doggy bag just wouldn't sit right with me.
 

Ab Lobster, no contest. No one wants to see your damn stomach, sir. That was the whole point when you put your shirt on, was it not? Men who put that much time into their abs probably do it because they want to divert attention from other areas where they are deficient: usually between the ears, in the drawers, and in the wallet.
Peaches gets a close second because his douche face is better.
Though Trainwreck is most certainly a primetime douche, I cannot really fault him for rubbing his pelvis up against a hott's behind. I kind of enjoy that myself.
 

ed @ 7:40 sums up my own feelings well. While Ab Lobster and Peaches each show a degree of self-absorption that rivals a tubesock after a Scrotey Opie's Hott marathon, it takes a true douchebag to drag another person's soul through the neanderthal muck of his own public sexual self-affirmation. The fact that so many of these Doggie 'Baguettes seem to be active accomplices only makes the involuntary shudder seem that much colder.
 

Ab lobster. I love you Peaches but your just not self-worshiping enough for this one.
 

PEACHES!
 

I would love to say that the Doggy Bag should win this by a...well, trainwreck...but I can't make myself say it. And the Peaches point, while iconoclastic in itself, is only mildly annoying. To the extent that the US government's moniker is doing the same thing. (even with the stone face)

So the vote has to go to the. Ab. Lobster. Ab. Point. Everything about it screams out at me that this choadbag has no concept of the hott that is standing next to him, and that makes me want to gag on a handfull of toenail clippings from a 90 year old ethiopian chicken farmer. the Ab Point FTW...
 

The Ab Lobster.

anything else would be uncivilized.
 

ab lobster FUCK!!!
 

Ab Lobster.

As much as I want to see Peaches tossed off a cliff only to hit every pointy rock with his head on the way down, nothing is more self aggrandizing than some choadwank ripping his shirt open and pointing out how in love he is with his own abs. This should warrant the death penalty.

Trainwreck is mildly annoying, but way out of his league against these two all stars.
 

once again I am at a loss for words.


peaches. boo ya.
 

Look, we've all frotted our chicas' asses at one time or another. Maybe after enough Goose & Gatorade we would even have done it in front of a camera. Or not. Point is: there's a time and a place for rubbing against a nice ass. What puts Lobster over the hump is that no one should do that -- ever -- whether in public or private. Ab Lobster deserves credit for creating something wholly new.
 

Ab Lobster. It points out the source of the inner douche.
 

I have to go with the ab point. makes me want to vomit every time I see it.
 

Maybe a Trainwreck sweep is what will unite our troubled nation. I vote Doggie Bag.
 

Peaches doesn't come close, and although I find the doggie bag douchey, it is far more forgiveable than the dreaded ab point. Lobster takes it.
 

The Lobster, but give a special award to the trainwreck chick for her cute sexy little feet.
 

Pointing at the camera has a sort of uneasy not-sure-what-to-do vibe that’s slightly endearing. Like the guy doing that is still annoying but not true bonafide douche. The trainwreck only bothers me in that one pic because of how jealous it makes me. The rest of the time it serves to indicate that the chick your with is a hoe which, obnoxious it may be, is not the douchiest thing you could do.

Pointing at abs is by far the worst because of what it says about the douche doing it. Ab lobster is an asshole and an idiot without exception or excuse. That is the only possible explanation for his picture. Its one thing to go over board dressing douchey to display your douche body but to literally undress and physically point is indicative of tremendous insecurity, lack of self awareness and a vapid mind. This man deserves to die.
 

Another argument for the doggie bag.

It is the only one that requires a hott to be next to you, unless of course, you know.

I can go to a nearby college and see a plethora of ab lobstering, or peach pointing, with nary a hott.
 

ab lobster. this is an extemely advanced douche maneuver, left only to the professionals. This requires multiple douche moves performed simultaneously. It reauires being able to remove most of your shirt in a public place, while disregarding the fact that everyone else is fully clothed. It also requires a complete choad face pout, while pointing to your own abs and completely ignoring the hott ass right next to you. Only the most advanced scrotebag douche fuckface can pull that move off. Plus the bling and guido jaw/face? no contest. This guy sucks taint.
 

It would be easy to vote Trainwreck. After all, everybody's doggie baggin'. But that's what keeps me away. Frankly, it's become generic.

The Ab Point? Incredibly arrogant and egomaniacle it is, and harder to pull off, but still far too common.

The Peaches Point. Simplicity itsself. Anyone can point. Well, anyone except a parapalegic amputee, but beyond that... anyone. It takes a Choad of supreme douchebaggery to turn a gesture so simple a child could do it when he sees a parapalegic amputee into something so vile. Peaches Point to the Douchie!
 

The Trainwreck is perhaps the greatest single picture ever featured on this site. If I had my druthers, he would win the yearly. But for this particular contest, I think the Lobster is the clear choice for pointing. to. his. abs.

Ab Lobster
 

It would have been Ab Lobster, however Trainwreck just has the extra douche accessories. If the Lobster had some sort of tattoo or mandana(the wreck rolls with 2), he wouldve taken it. Sorry Peaches, nothing against you but these guys got you. If we looked at pure doucheocity over a career you'd have it.

The Trainwreck Doggie 'Bag
 

Only one of those moves cannot be misinterpreted. It is the very essence of douchebaggery: humorless, exhibitionist, egotistical. While the Doggie Bag and the Peaches Point appear to be intended to elicit a laugh (much like when an untreated ADHD sufferer grabs his nutsack, twists it around and flashes it to unsuspecting girls in a bar). But the Ab Lobster? Pure "look at my 'roid hardened torso instead of the crippling insecurity I'm drowning in Grey Goose and hair gel" that is the dark heart of The Douche Bag.
 

I'm really torn. At first glance, the obvious choice would be Ab Lobster. His childish hubris reminds one of a toddler proudly displaying his latest doody for all the world to admire. And the half-closed eyes and pooched-out lower lip scream 'doucheface'.

And yet...

There's something about the Peaches Point that brings me back for more. Is he commanding? Instructing? Inviting? What is it about the Peaches Point that draws the hotts like flies to stink? Is there some Bleeth-Ray emanating from the tip? Am I in danger even looking at the photo?

Doggie 'Bag is simply roadkill.

I have to go with the Peaches Point.
 

The Ab Lobster gets my vote. and a several kicks in the groin.
 

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Ab point. It doesn't involve more than one person, and peaches is the only one who does the peaches point.
 

this is by far the toughest pick yet. i'm going with ab lobster though since we know he's done it multiple times in other pictures.

honorable mention to peaches for consistency and trainwreck for being, well, a total idiot.
 

Ab Lobster all the way
 

One must parse this category carefully. "Most Annoying New Douche Move". To me, the key is "Most Annoying".

Clearly the most trendsetting douche move is Trainwreck's Doggie Bag. It's fucking omnipresent. Everyone's doing it. In fact, presented with a pink-clad backside like that, I'd do it. But, luckily for y'all, I would not take a photo of me humping the hottie. So you're spared that at least.

I can even see an average Joe doing the Peaches-Point, though not with such consistency and amazingly stone-faced-ness. Peaches is to be congratulated. And by "congratulated", I mean hit with a large fire-extinguisher about the head and shoulders until dead.

But nowhere, in anyone's wildest delusions can I see anyone but a true, hardcore douche actually Pointing. To. Their. Own. Abs. My god, the humanity! For one thing, Pointing. To. Your. Own. Abs. is not a spontaneous gesture. There's great preparation involved (and I don't mean H). One has to paint the abs on and open the shirt and go out in public. For doggie baggin' all that's required is a succulent hottie bent over in front of you, for the Peaches point, all you need is a fucking finger.

But for Pointing. To. Your. Own. Abs., you need not only the finger, you need the abs. And you have to be so involved in your own goddamn abs that you feel the need to Point. To. Them.

So my vote for Most Annoying New Douche Move going to Ab Lobster. May he get caught in a lobster trap and boiled in Axe, screaming in agony.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag

But for "Most Annoying", I'm
 

Peaches' point is iconic, not annoying (at least, not in any lasting way. C'mon, you know it makes you laugh). That leaves the Doggie 'Bag and AL with his patented ab point. AL really bothers me, but I can't believe he doesn't sort of know he's being a jack-off with that self-congratulatory maneuver.

Having seen the photos of AL plying his trade in a lonely corner with no one watching, I cannot get as irritated as I get with the Doggie 'Bag, for I fear that turd on wheels believes he is advancing legitimate societal objectives with every hottie he sneaks up behind. Bite me, you ginormous douche. Doggie 'Bag in a walk.
 

HE'S POINTING! AT! HIS! ABS!
How is this a contest?
 

Db1, this just ain't fair.

All of these assclowns have their place in the panoply of vinegar and water.

Trainwreck's caboose smash has the rubberneckers lined up by the side of the highway watching the disaster unfold.

Ab Lob's point and smirk are so irritating that they inspire visions of beheading him with a scimitar from horseback, although I might be a direct descendant of Genghis Khan, and that may be ancestral genetic memory talking.

And Peaches. The way that damn finger invades my personal space every time I look at his pictures - it's an artform. I can actually feel myself dislocating that finger, and the corresponding world-wide moment of relief that would generate. For one heartbeat, we'd all feel true peace.

How does one judge "the most annoying?" On its own, or by its influence.

In a douche vacuum, I'd say AbLobs, Peaches, then Train. Doggie 'bagging a girl just doesn't irk me that much. No reason, just doesn't.

By repercussion or influence, however, the Doggie 'Bag is by far the most infectious, displayed by baglings, Bleeths and prison rapists across the interwebs. Followed by the Ab point, which has a few adherents, and finally the Peaches Point.
No one does the Peaches Point.
At least not like Peaches.

Db1...

...is the kissy face ineligible because it's not new? Even the Joey P variant?

Okay. So to sum up: AbLob inspires murder, Peaches a bit of finger twisting, and Trainwreck...nothing.

Based on the level of potential violence brought on by the maneuver, I'll have to give it to AbLob, by a self-satisfied smirk.
 

damn...
sure the Ab Lobster shows the supreme. Self-centeredness by pointing out himself, I’m on the Doggie Bag ticket. He pisses me off more, probably because he is pure white trash, refined to the 14th decimal point. His gesture, though tried by many (including me), is made supreme by the half-tongue, unfinished tats, 7” mandana, and UNLIKE Ab Lobster, he is flexing his flabb. At least Lobbie has a little definition. Oh, beady lil eyes…they freak me out totally. Its all yours, Doggie Bag.
 

Pointing. At. His. Abs. vs. Peaches Point vs. Doggie Bag

It would take 1000 super computers working 24 hours a day for 100 years to be able to accurately calculate which of these bag manuevers is the most infuriating.

So how is one man to choose?

Fuck it.... here we go:

Peaches Point - the point and scowl that achieved cult status this year is most certainly ridiculous but annoying? By the end of Peaches run he may have been one of the most well liked Bags to ever grace this site. Its a no for me.

Doggie Bag - the doggie bagging of snuggles by Trainwreck still makes me want to smash things or cry or both. The trend it began horrifies me at every turn. But somewhere deep in my primordial instincts i guess i understand violating a defensless hott from behind. I hate myself for doing this but i'll pass on the Doggie Bag.

Pointing. At. His. Abs. - For me this is the most annoying bag move of the year because it captures the very essence of what a douchebag is at the most subconcious of levels. The greeseball is posing with a tasty little number but instead of adminring the hott for her assets he is busy pulling up his shirt and gesturing at his own abs.

This gesture is Joey Porsche - it is Fish Slap and Crustacean - it is Gator - it is all the skeezy scrote on this website combined into one simple point.

and that point is at his abs - his lobster like abs.

P.A.H.A gets my vote for most annoying bag gesture.
 

TW, FTW.
 

I've never understood the fascination with the Trainwreck. Sure he's got a mandana, nipple rings, a wrist band, non-descript tats, and an expression that makes me want to bash his skull in....and yes, she is smoking, although I get the feeling this isn't the first time she's been doggie bagged.

But this is a contest for most annoying douche move. To me, pretending to donkey punch a girl, while a douchebag thing to do, is not worthy of winning this contest.

Look at the Lobster. That self-absorbed smirk as he ignores the hot chick and points at his own sprayed on abs. Thats a douchebag folks. But like the Trainwreck its still just one photo. A one-off.

This reminds me of HCwDB OTY Bracket #1. Many are voting for Bag Islander...yes he's annoying and should be promptly choked to death with his headband, but look at JP's total body of work. There's no comparison.

And thats what brings me to the Peaches point. A true classic...a true douchebag. Look at the stare, the clenched jaw, the POINT! No one points like that. Except Peaches.

Peaches FTW.
 

as much as i would LOVE for peaches to take this one home, i dont find "The Point" annoying. doggy-bagging however angers me with a fire that burns deep within my loins. urge to kill rising...
 

Ab Lobster.

Although the Doggie 'Bag is ultra annoying, it is borne not as much of doucheosity so much as normative misogyny. It is simulated rape, which is horrifying, but not on the same level of annoying as Ab Lobster, because Ab Lobster shows not merely contempt for the hott, but narcissism of the highest order. He is so douchey, he would make out with himself of he could. He probably...well, I won't go there. Ab Lobster thinks that his abs are a ticket to automatic sex, by virtue of their rippled glory alone. Doggie 'Bag merely wishes to insinuate his penis into where he wants to be. And who hasn't done that?
 

trainwreck is an affront to womankind, & by affront I mean terminally doucey
 

In deciding this battle not on the individual picture -

While the Trainwreck may be the greatest photo in the owrld ever on this site, as far as douchebag moves go, it'd hard to argue with Peaches - His entire portfolio of douchbaggery is only rivaled by Joey Porche et al.

Ab - Lobster is a douchebag, but the I gotta go with the Peaches Point.
 

i know i'm in the minority here, but i really have to go with Peaches.

The doggie-bag is sheer brilliance, a fascinating amalgamation of douche and hottie variables. the gatorade, wristdanas, and kmart-style pink floosey pants. even an innocent roast chicken found itself caught up in the mix. and btw, only douchebags waste perfectly good chicken.

at any rate, the doggie-bag is just too rare, too odd, too much a freak of nature, for me to actually vote for it as a 'douche maneuver'...it is definitely a 'douche phenomenon', but even if tried, this happening could not be re-created.

which leads us to the ab lobster douche. and sweet forest whitaker, does this guy get on my tits. he is crab looie gone bad, and i would absolutely love to kick him in the croutons.

HOWEVER, while the above mentioned crustacean is certainly obnoxious, it is PEACHES that instills the pure douche-loathing rage within, for he is. pointing. at. ME!

and i want nothing to do with this slime bag. it's as if his forefinger (or douche wand) is almost reaching out of the frame and into my soul. yes, the greico virus runs through every vein, capillary, and organ of this bag's body. and his face never changes, certainly the result of one too many staring contests with himself in the mirror.

douchebags are everything that's wrong with society, and we rightly ridicule them for the turd munchers that they are. but when they start pointing fingers at ME, with such strained conviction as this one does, it ceases to be a laughing matter.

i say "NO, Peaches! I shall not be involved in your struggle!"

where's Javier Bardem and his cattle gun when you need him?