WTF?
Does he have his naval pierced?
 

I'd like to think that Walton Goggins 'bag here is most worthy of a grenade in his lap.
 

Johnny Drama is just picking up the awards left and right
 

Trashcan to the head or Cuisinart to the danglies?
 

Is that Billy Idol?
 

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Is he dry-fingering her??!??

Trashcan to the head? Nah. I think Darksock's claw-end-of-the-hammer-to-the-yarbols.

If he HAS any yarblos.



Eunich jellyroll.
 

He is obviously a crazy person.

And a douchebag.
 

Put on a shirt?!! How about put on some pants you scrawny fucking choadewanking underoos wearing freak.

If pantsless becomes the new douche maneuver in clubs I'm never going out again. Unless chicks to pantsless too. Then I'd never go home again.
 

This jagoff could have been a multiple winner
 

Where is vic when you need him?
 

I'd like to stand him in front of the target at my next archery practice...
 

And some pants. Please put on some pants. My gag reflex begs you.
 

This makes me glad my first visit to HCwDB wasn't until the following month....he looks like the love child of Steve-O and Freddie Mercury.
 

what a John Leguizamo choad he is. Even worse than the original, which is saying a lot.

Her ass got in the way before his hand couls start pointing at.his.abs...
 

hayzeus fuckin crisco! that pic is puke inducing! put some pants on those chicken legs ya douche!...and a shirt, scrote.
 

For the love of Pete, will someone give this dode a shirt. And by shirt i mean boot to the head. Scholar hott is hooked on phonics smokin'.
 

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it is the Rock's pubescent brother Pebble. or maybe just the scrapings from a mole that he cloned in his cloning tank. and i do NOT smell what he is cooking.
 

what an asshole, I hope he burns in hell.
 

I'm glad he left his Captain America underroos on. Or at least the underwear portion.

I'v seen Oscar Meyer hot dogs with more meat than this clown.

This are some interesting ben-wah balls he's got around his neck. I guess he likes it rough.

As for her: for being with this guy I'd slap her so hard her head wouldn't stop spinning for a week.
 

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Uh.. those are Ginch Gonch briefs. The most popular briefs (next to the brand Andrew Christian) in gay fashion.

Really. When I worked in upscale menswear not long ago, I got a lot of requests for them.

And he appears to have stuffed his crotch with mashed potatoes.

At least I hope it's mashed potatoes.

Scrote.
 

Dude, let me pop that zit! Oh, sorry. That is your bicep.
 

@ il choadrino

Dude, you didn't have to tell us you knew the name of his underwear.
By the way, what do those things run, about $100 a pair?

I just let my boxers get old and full of holes. It keeps things fresh 'down there.'
 

Remember the dog in vacation that Clark tied to the bumper then dragged a few miles down the road? That would be a merciful ending for The Bells.

FUCEN COATEYBE@ WHOARED
 

Plinky, not a hundred bucks a pair.

Just thirty.

They also come in styles like woodgrain, flying weiners, and firetrucks.

I am not making this up.
 

Sweet shit! This ass wipe needs to be beaten till he bleeds from his ears....
 

The Ginch Gonch website is quite disturbing even during the flash intro and definitely NSFW. They leave little doubt as to their core market. Yikes.
 

Could all of his facal feature be any more concentrated on that huge melon?
 

This db is the living incarnation of a recurring nightmare I've been having for 20 years.
*ghey sunglasses (indoors at night)
*way too fem pouty lip pose, complete with Vanilla Ice series cheekbone implants.
*fake tiger claw smarties charm necklace
*no shirt
*Michael Jackson signature Pedo-Underoos
*some ghey turquoise twisted bracelet
*scrawny ass no-squats legs
*Scar from rotator cuff surgery that ended his chance to make it to the bigs but provides never ending hours of high school ball glory stories.
 

Isn't that Kevin Dillon?
 

I second the walter goggins bag. For those who are not aware he plays the hillbilly cop on The Shield. He also played a hillbilly cop in the new "er" Texas Chainsaw Massacre.