That photo HAS to be photoshopped.
 

Nope, no photoshopping. Just a couple of Jersey guidolings in all of their unnatural sprayed-on glory. This wasn't really much of a contest.
 

Bravo, Prompas! The Prompas were one of my very first experiences with HCwDB, and I still get the giggles every time I see them.
 

bloody stool in a cheap suit.
 

Oompa loompa doompa-dee douth,
I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
 

this is amazing.

wow.
 

The US invasion of Grenada was more contested than this.

I pose a question to the parents who post here: How would you react if one of these greasy, orange colored cactus-heads violated the sanctity of your home to pick up your daughter? With whom would be more angry, your daughter or the Prompa? Would you be able to suppress a laugh at the Prompa's incredibly ridiculous orangeness to spare your daughter's feelings?
 

when i first found this site, prompas was the pic that made me laugh the hardest out of all of the HoS. Since then, i think only Ricky has made me laugh that hard.

this pic still bothers me till this day, and i hope one of these circus peanut pooping prompas will find this pic someday and explain just what the hell happened the night of their prom. i still have a theory that they used a shitload of fake tan without knowing it takes a while to work, and by the time they realized this, it was too late.

i dont think it was intentional, and the funniest thing about the pics is the looks of shame on their faces in every pic. classic.

here's to you prompas
 

congratulations to The Prompas.

i'm sure your parents are proud. or horrified that they procreated. probably the latter.
 

To the Prompas: Orange ya glad you won?
















sorry....
 

Good God...

With those experssionless faces, and those eyes, they look like two-thirds of the Orange Man Group.


Quite.
 

The pic that ran in May with them lined up outside led me to this site to for that I want to give them a mighty thanks. Gentlemen I still think you look like the missing Thundercats. Congrats boys!



Snarf
 

The douchiest pic EVER!!!!! #1 on my list!
 

Orange!

I seriously can not get this out of my head. Cactus hair, a pink suit, bling, and of course they're freaking orange! I'd probably point and laugh at these guys if I saw them in real life.

Jurassic Douche
 

I wonder what these girls thought when their dates showed up this colour
 

Shmucks.
 

Blue-Satin Hottie is prime! Unless she's underage, then there will be no comment.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

When, exactly, did self tanning become a sport? Are these bags training for the Olympics, perhaps a tandem event?

And the score from the Redondo Beach judge (ooooh aaah) a 9.8

And now for the judge from Jersey Shore (gasp) a paltry 6.7 an astoundingly low score! Well we have problems with the Eastern block judges, they seem to favor homegrown talent like Joey P. and friends.

Orange you smart looking.
 

slit their throats & let their bodies match their face as crimson drips those feeble frames
 

I love the fake Rolex! That's icing on the cake!
 

I forgot about the Orange-u-tans. One look at their failed effort to replicate the correct orange hue, and you almost gain respect for way the Prompas execute the dual orange action. (Wait, respect means "disdain", right?)
 

how'd they escape the Apache bury them up to the neck in scorching (or is it scroting?) dessert trap? must've been the kind hearted & generous to douchedom hotts
 

Geez. I was just reading this thread and Internet Explorer froze on me. Coincidence? I think not.

Event Viewer probably lists "Application Error. Module: Internet Explorer. Event: Failed to render color scheme. Fault: GDI has closed unexpectedly. Those are some really orange motherfuckers. There is no value more orange than '#D56A00'. Please click here for more details."
 

They look like orange creamsicles.

Wanna break them open to see what their filling looks like?

Congratulations, gentlemen. And by gentlemen I mean scrotenozzles.
 

Orang-u-tans were awesome.

But not as awesome as the proompas.

Something tells me both these guys are working in the sewers somewhere.
 

I just can't believe these fuckers. This shade of self-tanner is *not* flattering.
 

I could be getting violated by an ornery donkey, look at this picture, and still not feel so bad about my situation.

These poor bastards have to live their ENTIRE LIVES being themselves. The donkey will eventually tire.
 

Martians imo
 

hellll yeah fuckin orange.

seriously, i'm from jersey, and we need to just get all the douches in one place - advertise FREE HAIR GEL or something - and just fucking gas them. like fucking roaches.

FUCK YEAH PROMPA!
 

I want so badly to believe that picture is real.
Could you imagine how orange they would look in a blue barrel?
 

I too had my first tear-inducing laugh when I first saw the Prompas in May. I think it was the comment about the "nervous glance" that got me.
All the same these two burnt toast shit heads would be perfect candidates for those extremely "clever" pizza ads where people get tan lines from standing in front of the oven waiting for their Delissio pizza to bake. Just punch them in the eyes with a fist full of soap and they're ready to go.
And the white adam's apple on the right Prompa is really attractive. I hope it's only white from someone punching him in the throat. I wonder what the necklines of their $99 Moore's suits looked like at the end of the night.
 

Signed,
 

These guys are simply amazing. I would love to see someone kick their asses. They look like umpa lumpas on crack.
 

these dudes went to xaverian high school in brooklyn not jersey. the left 1 is in fordham adn the right 1 is in baruch now
 

Honestly though, this has to be some kind of sick prom joke. There's no way these two dipshits made a plan months in advance to the tune of
"Hey man, let's get a spray on tan and get some really pimp pink satin tuxes for prom. We'll b the coolest guys there".
I mean guys make asses of themselves regularly, as proven time and again on this site, but these guys being 100% serious in their prom douche-getup is just too much for my mortal brain to handle. I think this is staged Douchery.
 

this cannot be real! It's fucking impossible to think that someone would go outside looking like that!
 

Yeah, here's how it went down: Both Douches were too busy getting ready for prom, when, "Hey, shit... We forgot to TAN"!!! So, OBVIOUSLY, they went through the airbrush tanwash and boy did it do the job! And wait a second here... Isn't that the Joey Porsche Wannabe douche on the left? I think it is. Also, it could be that Douche with the Fred Savage hair, only just before he figured out the "Upsweep" hairdo... Er, rather, HAIRDON"T!!!
 

omg...that makes me wanna puke...
 

I guess the Al Jolson look is coming back into style.
 

298 Degrees
 

That had to be done in photoshop!!!
There is no way any human being would do that on purpose, is there?
 

umpa loompas?
 

Can nobody accept that orange and sky blue are *never* complementary colors?
 

you know the crew from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy would shit a brick if they saw this.