I belive this Fossil Douche also was actually in Tina Turners' band and made a few appearences in her videos.

geeez, that's creepy
 

Wow........DB1 of all the damnedest things you ever said this was THE damnedest thing you ever said. I have to watch that movie all over again and reanalyze it.

When Michael drank the vampire blood... could it have been Goose?
 

I gotta admit, I've never seen The Lost Boys.

I rented the gay porn version (The Tossed (salad) Boys) by mistake. Sax Guy was in that one too...
 

AWESOME!!! Full disclosure, I probably think more about this scene than any other part of that movie. It pretty much defines the movie for me. Apparently this 'bag's name is Timmy. And he is grease.

You're eating maggots, Michael, how do they taste?
 

this is a goddamn coincidence. I stumbled in late sat. night about 1am & watched this movie & when that clip came on all I could think is wow that dude is a douchebag! Also, thought about how hot Jamie Gertz is & probably snapped one off... I was drunk. btw Jason Patric is a total douche as well.
 

Sweet Jesus!!1 Every clip of video on this site is another episode of "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos" on Dieter's Dance Party at Sprockets.
 

A youtube clip for the uninitiated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnDc1Qh4bv8
 

I've seen that movie a few times and for some reason I don't even remember sax guy. and by don't remember I must mean blocked out due to the horror inflicted on my retinas.

"uhhh excuse me, Yeah you, Conan the Gaybarian? umm yeah you're on the wrong set. Mad Max beyond Thunderdome is like 2 doors down"

LOTD
 

Meh. Was there anyone in that movie that wasn't a huge douche? I blame it on the Corys ... douche by association.
 

Timmy Cappello:

http://www.timmycappello.com/

Oh, and check out his MySpace pic:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1436224

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_y2FOff0zA
 

Dude! Kieffer was awesome in that movie. He got robbed of Lestat years later. Ug! High school goth flashbacks. Sudden urge to listen to Bauhaus and Sisters of Mercy....
 

@batou
everyone was a tool in that movie except for gramps. he got to bang the widow johnson.
 

nice codpiece Judas Priestbag
 

Thou shall not douche...
 

People, please. Jamie Gertz is fine, but I think we can make an exception here and recognize that the Hott in this movie is Kiefer Sutherland. Seriously.

No question, though, Sax Guy is a total proto-douche; the Australopithecus bagensis to Richard Grieco's Homo rejectus.
 

@lotd lord of the douche

I clicked through some of those links, and apparently this dude actually was in Tina Turner's band at some point. Your Thunderdome comment was even more on than you thought. Somebody should have told him to take off the costume, though.

I checked out his myspace (hey, cut me some slack--I'm trying to avoid work). At first I thought it had to be real, as his "about me" blurb was the usual douchey-inspirational stuff, lightly seasoned with completely random capitalization and grammatical errors. On the other hand, his general interests are listed as: "Wailin' on the sax, getting greased up, chains and fire, extremely tight pants, thrusting and being pelvic." And his favorite television is "no time, gotta grease myself up for the show tonight!" So bravo to whomever put the time into celebrating/mocking this guy.
 

Bill S. Preston is in that flick...
 

Gertz is OK and all, but she got infiltrated by Andrew McCarthy in Less Than Zero. UNCLEAN.
 

Oy gevalt
 

anon 1:35
Alex Winter is probably kneeling in a pool of his own filth, gazing towards the heavens screaming "Damn you Keanu!"

Watching TLB as a kid made me think California is truly a nightmarish place with greasy people wailing on saxophones everywhere they please.
 

Wow.. They actually greased this guy up for the role and instructed him to thrust his pelvis while playing the sax. Excellent douche direction.

The mullet is the cherry on top.
 

Another missing link, ca. 2000 AD.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shifty

I think think he may have been patient zero and spread the douche virus from Orange County to the rest of the nation.
 

There's actually a fan site devoted to our lovable retro douche...

http://www.ultimatetimmyfanz.com/

The Multimedia section has a bunch of videos featuring Timmy, but the only one that is still good is his cameo on "The Equalizer", where he gets his ass kicked. However, some of the desktop images are pretty choice.

Quite.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZviD0dEF7jE

Here is the movie with turd doing his thing near the end of this Tina Turner/Mad Max song
 

Why the hell does he remind me of Shawn Michaels?

Oh, yeah...both are greasy and wear 5 pounds of bling...and that damn mullet/ponytail thing...
 

I also went to his myspace. NO big suprise to me that this guy lives in West Hollywood, world capital of gaybags.
 

I remember watching this movie at eight years old and wondering why that guy was so weird and didn't believe in wearing a shirt. And wondering how it was possible for a human to be that greasy. Obviously, "douchebag" had not yet entered my vernacular.
 

Jamie Gertz? Isn't that the mannish woman with the unibrow that leaves Bill Paxton in "Twister"?




Pass.
 

@doucheland uber alles:

I also went to that site.

God only knows why.

The immediate exploitation of his eight-gauge nipple ring on the front page didn't deter me. I checked out the "Timmy Facts" section to learn:

He got his start with Billy Crystal;

He likes his foods raw;

He's never been into sports;

COLOGNE MAKES HIM ITCH.

And even though this clip makes her look like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, I loved her in Less Than Zero. Robert Downey, Jr., aside, I still think it's an iconic 80s movie.

Now I must void my bowels.
 

Come on. It was the 80's, and that was the coolest movie EVAR... at the time.

He was probably banging the director, and lip-synced with the best of them.
 

Ah, but don't those who adopt the principles of supreme douchery for money get a pass on the site? By all means, this clip should be played as a warning to the youth of today, like the car crash movies, to say "This is what greasing and humping will do to you".

And on his website he does seem to bemoan the fact that the hott were not interested until they saw through his aging white guy persona to the inner douche. A "douchesential" crisis of sorts.

On the other, even in the Eighties that was some truly astounding levels of greased up douchebag. Adjusted for douche-flation, this guy is off the charts. Today's douchebags have the advantage of new high tech bling, improvements in mandana material (allowing for larger and larger cloth foreheads), new synthetic body gels and improved training facilities in places like Newark and Houston, Not to mention the assortment of affliction shirts available over the internet.

A master like this guy could probably roll in some grease, wrap a tshirt from the trash around his head and grease his way to some hott.
 

This is the greatest, I always noticed that Douche!
 

star..... star
michael don't drink it its blood...
yeah...blood

BRAVO!!!!!!

you're one of us Michael....

MICHAEL!!!MICHAEL!!!MICHAEL!!!!

best part if the sax scene... the two "dudes" headbanging in unison.

lost boys-best movie of all time
 

jamie gertz @ anytime: teh hottness
 

WHOA!! This is so funny. I was watching this just the other day. The other thing about this Douche is he looks JUST like Nick Manning the Porn Star.

Look it up. Im at work and cant really pull up any links.
 

This is retro now? Fuck I'm old. And anyone who remembers thought this was the greatest shit ever when it came out.
 

I remember being a little kid and thinking "that guy is fucking gay!"
I'd like to know where is he now. Perhaps dead from roids, having missed the growth hormone trend.