Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Spikiest Hair: Douchsplosion
Give it up to the exploding cactus hair of Douchesplosion, who first crystallized on the site back in April.
The fact Douchsplosion came from nowhere to overtake both Wheatstalks and The Crystalline Scroteflake is one of the upset shockers of the 2007 Douchies.
Like Kevin Costner beating out Martin Scorsese for Best Director in 1990. Or American Beauty winning anything outside of a pie eating contest in Wil Wheaton's imagination.
Douchsplosion has that certain je ne sais quaff. Oh wait, it's pretty obvious. He's got a really big-ass cactus head. And two Frosh Sorority Cutes. That's enough to win the category.
Besides, the Stalks and the Scroteflake, honorable Mentions to: BOING! and White Buckwheat, in this hotly contested Douchie.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:25 AM 
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Wow. This is algebraic: The hotness (H) of the purple(P) is in direct proportion to the sikeyness (S) of the douche (D):
(HP)=2D/S
(HP)=2D/S
He is the reason UL banned the production of wall outlet powered butt plugs in favor of the safer battery powered models.
does he have any seaman left after gelling his hair for these ladies. Probably not.
# posted by 
: 12:03 PM
: 12:03 PM
fkkn pud. Breaker bar to the teeth for the douche, my slavery forever for the wee ikkle bundle of heat in purple. oohhhhhh purple. Guess I know what I'll be thinking about tonight while I'm with my g/f.
# posted by : 12:23 PM
: 12:23 PM
"Je ne sais quaff" would have been a genius pun, had you only spelled it correctly - "Je ne sais coif"
# posted by : 5:37 PM
: 5:37 PM
Just so you know... I saw this guy off of La Cienega. Filling up his 08 S500 Convertible, still with dealer plates... getting an emergency rush of extreme energy drink at Chevron.
He had what looked like an apprentice douche riding shotgun.
He had what looked like an apprentice douche riding shotgun.
# posted by : 10:54 PM
: 10:54 PM
Oooooh...hott in black to left of lectrobag is delectable. She has those crystal blue proto-zombie, "I'm completely walrus-fuck whacko and off my meds for weeks" eyes. Oh yes perky princess of pain in sackcloth...come to scroter for the tongue lashing you so thoroughly deserve you naughty little strumpet.
What's that, angel? Of course you can hammer that railroad spike through my skull. Ahhh...that feels so sweet.
What's that, angel? Of course you can hammer that railroad spike through my skull. Ahhh...that feels so sweet.
# posted by : 1:51 PM
: 1:51 PM
Um, I dunno about this one... Wheat Stalks is killing it... Besides, his buddy was just waiting for Tet to happen so that he could spring into action. Wheatstalks, in my opinion has the spikeyness down in spades!!! He should've been crowned!
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you look closer and heroin whore in purple and carrot skin bimbo are probably carrying more venerial disease than they are worth. as for the douchebag with spikefro, i was going to grant him a stay of execution for not wearing fake tan but then i noticed the plucked eyebrows. cockface.
# posted by : 8:44 AM
: 8:44 AM
this makes me so proud, lol, that the blonde is my ex gf and the brunette i use to hook up with...sweet.
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