he'll be dating lindsay lohan in two weeks. bastard.
 

definitely a rockstar.. anyone that can slang comebacks that quick on live tv has my respect
 

I predict he goes full-on choad for the first half of his university career before some tragedy happens and he renounces the douche.
 

That's the aussie Jeff Spicoli!!

You Dick!
 

He is a spoiled little bastard and I would kill him if I were his parents.

On the other hand, I like that he didn't bend to the media. They think they have so much power and demand apologies on other people's behalf all the time. I like how he handled that. Doesn't seem like the brightest kid though.
 

No sound on this rig but I'd still like to swing two wallaby's at his head and see if I can't make them meet right at his medulla oblongota.
 

The guy is fantastic. I saw this yesterday. He's a total superstar. The best is the end when she says to take a long look at yourself and he says "I have. Everyone has. They love it!.

O&A interviewed him yesterday. He said that he treated that news show "with the utter contempt that it deserves". Classic!

Audio interview HERE
 

@anon yeah i heard the o&a interview..this kid fucking rules
 

I like the kid... a little misguided with waredrobe & silly glasses, but hey, he throws a raging party, they trash some cop cars & he's living large. I hope he got laid! the reporter is the big "C" here. who the hell does she think she is & when is she going to apologize to me for being a smelly twat? no way is this kid responsible for the actions of a mob, like to see the Melborne piggies make that one stick. rock on dingobag!
 

I do appreciate him treating the media with contempt, but I'm going to have to go with huge 'bag. Douchey hat, douchey shades, piss blonde hair, and a winter parka--with the fur-lined HOOD UP--over no shirt, in what appears to be a warm summer day. Giant 'bag.

I also liked how his parents were surprised. Um...folks? Have you met your kid? I would normally say you can't judge a book by its cover, but given the appearance and his douchey speech, I'm kind of surprised that they're surprised.
 

@ Mr. White:

No shit, hey? Every parent is a bit clueless, but to be THAT clueless?!?

This kid's that rare anomoly of the cool 'bag. the kind of 'bag you want to smash up a few cop cars with. I don't think they'll get the charges to stick. He looks like he can afford Speilberg's attorneys. Can we gat an Anon. Aussie Attorney's opinoin on this one?
 

Nice rack on the reporter. I'd like to investigate where she's just as blonde down-under as on top.

As for her interrogation, I agree with the posters, who the fuck does she think she is telling this 'bagling to take off his glasses and apologize? I'd be furious if I were his parents, both at him and the TV station. Is he even old enough to consent to an interview as a minor? The kid's dad personified namby/pamby wuss. Get some fucking backbone and smack the smirk off your kid's face, rip out his nipple ring and save him from becoming a complete douche and marrying the anchor who obviously has mommy issues and wants to "save" the kid by boning him to salvation.
 

this just in...

the opie and anthony interview was fake, along with most of the rest of the media coverage.
 

I like the self-righteous tsk-tsk'ing of the reporter to the little Frankenstein she helped create. Douchette.

This Cobainesque little shit is a self-absorbed drain on society but the fucker has style, I'll give him that. I give him 2 years before he crashes and burns under the weight of his own stupidity and semi-celebrity; I'll warm myself with the flames. Next...

Those of you with kids: avoid the rush; go home and beat your kid's asses now. If you have no kids, beat your penis.
 

Oh c'mon ... he's walking around in a big silly jacket sans-shirt, exposing his nipple ring, silly hair, ridiculous gag sunglasses masquerading as a fashion statement ... we'll assume he's too young to have enough chest hair to shave so het gets a pass there ... he threw a "rager" where his moron friends trashed the neighbors' yards and parked cop cars? Utter self-important swaggering and complete obliviousness to anyone other than himself and his "friends" that he'll clearly make a clown out of himself to impress at any cost.

Kudos for snubbing the news, but this moron is a huge raging douchebag by every definition.

"Because they're famous". Yeah. Kind of like everyone knows a herpes sore when they see one. Choad.
 

@Clemintine

Yeah I have to agree on "Cool Bag"
I want to party with this kid. He's hilarious, both actually, and absurdly. This attention will inevitably propel him into screaming douche status, but I'd love to have his 15mins.
 

Come to America lad. You are the type of self-absorbed prick that is irresistible to our demi-stars. The starlets and psychotic pop singers will line up to bang you. I see marriage proposals from dozens heading your way. I bet the Olsens are on their way to you right now to do a three-way with the intent of a double pregnancy. w00t!
 

Pfft. What a 'bagling.

I appreciate the stick it up your nose reaction to the nanny press, but shit... This kid is a 'bag in waiting if any kid is.

At least it doesn't cost $20,000 when the dog shits the carpet. It's only more expensive when Eli Manning shits the carpet. Those lost TV revenues? Fuggetaboudit.
 

Its rare that we get to see the actual actions of the dbag instead of just a snap shot so its hard to say who is the biggest bag in this example. Its difficult to look past the fur lined parka - with the hood up, combined with shorts, slippers, and no shirt; vending machine sunglasses, a gay pride hat, and blond dye that looks like it could degrease your car engine. I was surprised to see no ab pointing on top of it, but that might have made my head explode. I had to clean my monitor after watching the video, it was clouded with too much bag juice. The tard news anchor comes in a close second to the flaming bag o' douche for her trying to force him to apologize and take off the sunglasses. Get a fucking grip. Mothers hide your daughters because these guys are prime fratchoad material.
 

Somebody please bodyslam this stupid fucktard. I understand big blowout parties but, you don't trash someones shit. He inspires so much rage, I wanna chop him in the fooking troat!!!!
 

Anon 9:40 -

Leave Lindsay Lohan's name OUT OF THIS. I am WARNING YOU. You do NOT want the full weight of my Lohan Fan Club, the Bloomington Sheriff's auxilary, or ME coming down on you.

Leave her alone.

LEAVE HER ALONE!

truth be told
 

On a related note, here is some other Douche at that kid's house.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_BeCHbzLxQ
 

for some reason, i dont mind douchebaggery that much when its in an australian accent. i gotta admit, i love this kid.
 

At first I couldn't really decide on the status of this kid. Then after a nano second, I snapped out of it and made one simple observation: the fucking nipple ring! There's only one reason a person allows himself to do that: he's a got-damm douchebag!!
 

Man! The more I watch this, the more I love this kid. I vote not a douche.
 

i think the reason everyone is being led astray as far as allocating douchebaggery is the non-static nature of the encounter. the moving pictures evoke more comedic reactions whereas the static representations that are more common to this site usually illicit anger/rage.

Why? perhaps its funnier to see them dancing around like the idiot choads that they are rather than seeing them permanently locked in arms with a hott...

i dunno, i only minored in sociology. maybe we can hook up wiht a university and get a research grant, possibly publish our findings and get some recognition in the academic world which could help quash this type of behavior. Im a dreamer.
 

This dude is hilarious. Sticking it to the man!

Thats how we did it in the 60's man.
 

Oh yeah, this guy is genius...a rockstar much more than any douchey signifiers. I forgive his douchiness 1000 times over.
 

Live action 'Bag with a non-Persian accent. Wow. Rare sighting. This prodigy is a natural and will only get stronger. I'm sure 'Bags up and down the Jersey turnpike will be conducting their own searches for Bobby Fischer if they hear of this. The shades and lack of bling are really a refreshing change up.
 

kid is a dickhead, but well . . . a party that makes the police retreat, as the blonde moralist stated . . . can't hate on that. if he was a punk rock kid there'd be an anti flag song about him in two weeks.

and a triumphant round of applause to the media for doing 24 hour coverage on the little asshat, making him into a celebrity and subsequently looking foolish when they get slammed around by a sixteen year old sideshow idiot.
this station must be a fox news affiliate.
 

They say that once something is on the Internet it's there forever. In that case, this is a message to my nine month old son to be read in 2023.

If you ever - EVER - pull half the shenanigans that this bug-eyed little twat is so proud of himself for, I will sell your kidneys on the black market to pay for the fines.
 

Let it be said that I have the deepest respect for the veteren bloggers here, but how can anyone, for even one second, consider this semi-sentient pile of genetic waste to be anything other than a complete and utter douche-prodigy. I mean come on, such a question should not be asked, what does that say about us?
 

bummer, apparently the dude is a fake. Still had a good laugh though. All well.
 

No fake here my yankee compadres, this dude lives up the street and its all legit,
in fact the cops have announced today they are charging him $20,000 for damages incurred to the cars, and for having to bring out the dog squad and chopper.
 

Young choad is from Narre Warren, a shithole where the most popular sports are cartheft, paint sniffing and inbreeding. What do you expect to happen in that kind of environment?

News skank is on Australian version of Hard Copy. The only thing that would have made me happier would have been if bagling flung poo at news crew as they deserve much, much worse.
 

As the cops couldn't charge this little bag-got they found pictures of naked twister on his phone of some girls at the party...they're underage so he's been charged with child pornography. I hope someone slaps those stupid sunnies off his face and put a nice jumpsuit on him.
 

You guys are morons. As disgraceful as TV news media is(I know, I'm a broadcast journalism major), this kid's party is going to cost taxpayers a lot of money due to his not taking responsibility for his actions and general douchebaggery.

This legendary kid needs a legendary beatdown. I'd pay for plane tickets to Melbourne if it meant I could get five good minutes with this kid and a billyclub.
 

Definitely not a bag.

Not yet.

I can appreciate his kiss-my-ass attitude and I think he handled that douchelett of a reporter with quick wit.
 

Ooops! Looks like he is a bag.

A shit bag.

Australian papers are reporting that as a result of his antics he was arrested for CHILD PORN after police searched his house.

Here's the source: http://tinyurl.com/2yt6dw
 

Please, this guy is a huge fucking douche-bag. If DB-1 just put up a picture of this guy with the interviewer hott we would all be screaming DOUCHE-BAG! If him and his little shithead friends were out in my street, I'd come out with a fucking shotgun and tell them to get the fuck off my lawn. Fucking 16 year old prick. Someone needs to rip the fucking ring out of his nipple.
 

I am australian, and for those of you who dont know, the program this is from usually airs stories on corrupt mechanics ripping off hard working families or how to save on your weekly shopping and other highly newsworthy items. It warms my heart to see someone effectively telling the anchor to fuck off.
 

fuck da poleez

party on wayne!
 

Anon @ 419

This party is going to cost the tax payers a lot of money? Well Mr. Broadcast Journalist, I was an Economics major...and you're an idiot. You have no idea what you are talking about.
 

If lawyers can't find any proof to make him directly responsible for the damages(and they can't), then who is going to pay the 20k? Who will replace the letterboxes(Fed property)? Taxpayers. With their own money. Because of irresponsible bag's immaturity and inability to own up and face the music.

He hosted the party. People came. People fucked up a bunch of shit. Therefore, if he didn't host that party that night, people would not have came and fucked shit up. It isn't rocket science.

I hope his CP habits get him thrown in the slammer for awhile. With a cellmate named D'amonte to keep him company.

'Bag's parents also need a good beatdown. Way to let your crotchdroppings showcase your horrendous parenting skills.
 

@mytaint --

Spicoli. Spot on, man.

'Bagling? Don't think so. He's an rebellious ass and he knows he's a punkass kid who can get away with a lot of shit at his age.

Didn't most of us?
 

yo douchey howser don't mind anon-bag he's just an uppity neocon twat upset that he was never invited to crazy parties and that the kid is making their tabloid (foxnews o'reilly style) henchmen look like the clown shoes that they really are.

These people whacking off lyrical about the poor taxpayers 20 grand are the same fecking toolboxes who wanted everyone to go easy on the Conservative Defence Minister kid running up a 50 grand phone bill. The prime minister ended up forcing the defence minister to pay, who til then was happy to let the taxpayer foot the bill.

Yeah the kid looks like a hoseblaster, but what do you expect from out in the boonies.
 

Taxpayers? It's called insurance. And no offense to my favorite website, but this is hardly the forum to rage about social injustice arising from a 16 year old's weekend kegger. Kid's a rockstar today, but he'll be a douche soon enough ...
 

Either way, bottom line is that the kid's a douche among douches. Karma will soon find him fitting circumstances.

And for the record, I work for an NPR affiliate. Calling me conservative is like calling the pope an atheist. I guess I didn't get the memo that said it wasn't cool for people to take responsibility for their actions.

But yeah, kid's a douche, and the anchor needs a good slap. And maybe a squeeze or two.
 

Corey's best comment yet came when he was running out of a radio interview and a reporter asked where he was going-

"ya mums house" was the reply. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

he has been smashing those idiots who have been interviewing him, especially that dumb bitch demanding he apologise. He may have douche tendencies, but GO COREY!

downunder douche
 

DB1, this was weak. "A Current Affair" in Australia is on Jerry Springer-level reality TV level.
 

I don't know if 'bag is the right way to describe either one of these dumbasses. I just hope they'd both go away.
 

Alright...I gotta ask.

What the hell is up with the dude running down the street naked and some old lady carrying a dog?

Just kind of happens in the clip like its a normal day in Aussy land.
 

This kid is an absolute wanker!! Look at that hair,the hat,the RING!!

He's a total knob...giving a bad name to all us Hard Partying Aussie guys!!
 

He's a rock star for not giving that sanctimonious chiding news whore what she wanted. Trying to pull out an apology on air, telling him to take the glasses off for a public shaming... props to the lad for blowing her off.
 

Corey has anonymously won the award for Australia's Biggest Bogan of all time.
 

Kids a douche. Period. Waive the five year rule and elect him to the Douche Bag Hall of Fame right now. He needs a beating and fast.
 

Honestly,

I dig the entrepreneurial spirit. I gotta give it up for this kid!

"GET ME TO DO IT FOR THEM!!"

Classic
 

this is fuckin hilarious, props to the bagling, seriously. blaming him for damages though? what a fuckin joke... really you're going to try and get him to take responsibility for 500 fuckin idiot teenagers just cuz the party was at his house? that's utter stupidity... if anything he should be getting paid for having his place trashed by a rowdy sexually frustrated acne covered mob.

how fucking stupid of a police officer do you have to be to let your vehicle get shitkicked by some 16 year old? and then to broadcast it over the news?? fuck i'd turn in my gun and badge over that kind of embarassment.

as for that cunt of a reporter... I wanted to jam my cock in her mouth the entire time just so she'd shut up...not only was nagging bitch providing a 'news worthy' unprofessional display of on-air tact, but when a retarded 16 year old who can barely piece together sentences makes you look like a dumbass ... it's time to run for the razorblades and give up on life sister.

say what'd you'd like but at the end of the day he's now got a running rep for throwing sick parties...that kid is going to get as much pussy as he wants, and he's going to get paid to do it.

-dustin
 

Oh come on, don't encourage the douche. The disrespect shown to tabloid tv is fair enough, but LOOK AT HIM!
The more attention he gets, the more likely he will think he could make it in Hollywood (Because, you know he's a star now). Do you Americans really want him there?
 

fucking asshole kid a real total douchbag
 

nah this guy is great.....im from SYdney and this was all of the news and he went on big brother recently....good on him for telling the adults to go fuck themselves.

He is a champ. I love this site too.....keep it up.