What's with the raquetball goggles?

A minor-league baseball game in KC....way to splurge on your date, douchebag.
 

The Midwest is the epicenter of douchebags!!! So many so so many!!! Keg loving,allways yelling woooo! An wearing dumbass hats a tshirts the midwest is douche central
 

That's not purg hottie in a hat, is it? She's adorable, either way.

This guy bares a marking resemblance to the gook I had to plunge out of my toilet this weekend so that it would flush again. Kind of like a huge wad of poo, tissue paper, and a used rubber thrown in for good measure.
 

Small Breast hott is sexy I'd like to...

Take her out buy her dinner maybe a cup of coffee while we talk about life and what makes the world go round then go to the beach and walk along the surf holding hands as we watch the sun set then I'd take her home. Then I'd call up all my buddies and tell them how I scored with this really hot and slutty chic with no inhibitions.
 

Those are some damn long sentences.
 

Here we go again with the hats in the wrong colors. Last time I looked, the Royals wore blue hats. Whatever, they blow, and this is still nowhere near as bad as the polka-dotted Yankees hat we've seen twice.

That 'bag is wearing too much stuff on his head/face. The hott is wearing too much stuff everywhere else.
 

You are spelling quite nicely, VCB.

I second your love of Midwestern hottie. I would love to have her combine to process my stalk.
 

I believe Eli Whitney, upon inventing the cotton gin said it best when he said "Midwestern hotts are awesome. They maintain their hottness and the ability to toss a hay bale through your living room picture window".

It must have been "dress like a dickhead" night at the Royals stadium that night. That is the only explanation. That, or, he is truly this douchey.
 

you can also tell they're both from the Midwest because each of them lost fingers in separate farming equipment accidents.
 

The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright.
And the douchebag boys with the way they kiss,
They keep their boyfriends warm at night.

I wish they all would get tasered, bro.
I wish they all would get tasered, bro.
I wish they all would get tasered, bro.
I wish they all would get tasered, bro.
 

DB1, if you want to see what a midwestern 'bag truely is, just go to any Cubs home game. Loud, rowdy drunken pride for a team that ALWAYS sucks.

Although I do admit the occasional cubs game can be a good time.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

At least he took her to Kauffman Stadium and not Turner Field.

Midwestern bag > Southern bag...
 

not a bag, merely a retard being taken to the game by darlin' special ed teacher Cindy-Lou on bring your goofy bastard to the ballgame night (so we can pound on their skulls with tiny baseball bats). that's not a hand sign but, an attempt to tame the wild dogs that always seem to chase down retards & chew on them.... lastly another darksock cock ring sighting.
 

It's the newest gang member in Kansas City, flashing their gang sign.

"Yeah we're white and educated and have a golden retriever. We are soooo pro-Republican but after we had to sell our SUV because of gas prices and buy an $80K hybrid, we've briefly considered voting democratic. And now we can take our boat out only 3 weekends a month. So we're white, we're angry, and by golly we're not voting for Corporate America anymore. Unless, of course, we - Tobias and Tiffany - get major promotions at work. You don't like it? Oh yeah? Well FUCK poverty!!"

That's what they had to say to get initiated. Believe you me.
 

Fuck, I was going to wear a Puma headband when I golfed this year, but this dick pickle stole my idea.

That's a great dress she's wearing. Did that come with a can of mixed nuts when she bought it at the local Cracker Barrel?
 

Wow, a headband AND a baseball hate. This boy has Ryan Seacrest levels of style right here. I bet all the guys down at the barn dance tonight are going to go crazy over this fellow. Mostly because they're drunk and the beer goggles makes him look like their Cousin Travis. They all have a Cousin Travis.
 

Her boobs are so small she straps thimbles to a rubber band for a bra.
 

Her boobs are so small they require an architect to draw up her enhancements.

(darksock we've got a job for you)
 

Time's running out, don't forget to post "Her boobs are so big ..." jokes down in the Eurobag thread.
 

her boobs are so small Plinky tried to put his dick between them and broke her jaw.
 

I think that guy's brother was the limerick of the day... what the hell is this world coming to when all walks of rock-douche score hotties? May God smite them all.
 

you gotta love the combination of 2 cultures...jew and douchebag....let it be known that this man is a jewshbag.
 

Her boobs are so small pfah tried to pop her nips thinking they were oversized pimples.
 

her boobs are so small.... I find them udderly (sic) delicious!
 

Huckadouche is so doughy just looking at him gave me a yeast infection.



Notice how Cindy Cornfield keeps a very safe distance from Huck & his C Cups. Poor guy. All the girls at the credit union he could've invited to the boss' box on free hat night & he had to pick the sober one.

Oh well. He'll feel better tomorrow when he gets to tell those farmers exactly why their loans won't be approved.
 

this guys douch is all in the hand gesture and above the sideburn...those glasses are sam rothstienish and the menage of head wear screams shortbus douche...that said legally the hott has to be mild...the dress is a slight update on the little house on the prarie collection, the earrings come from a showerrrod
and her teeth were given out as a carny prize
 

Got it the teeth line twice and the tit line not at all.
 

her boobs are so small Verne Troyer thought they were Mt. Everest.
 

Must be employee discount ticket day, because he works the lumber aisle at the local Home Depot.
 

Her boobs are so small he uses her torso as an ironing board.


I see two cock rings of varying sizes hanging from her earlobes.
 

She sleeps with her 7th grade students.


He's jealous. He will never sleep with her.

Life is funny that way sometimes.







Her boobs are so small they make squatch's look like triple-D's.
 

her boobs are smaller than darksock's nuts.
 

her boobs are smaller than plinky's savings account.
 

@ pfah

What's a 'savings account'?!?


Her boobs are so small the squirrels tried to horde them for the winter but threw them back for being, well, too small.
 

her boobs are smaller than republican ed's margin of winning this year's election.
 

@ plink....no shit brother. *smile*

her boobs are smaller than douchetorious b.a.g.s' steelers winning the super bowl in the next 5 years.
 

her boobs are smaller than his sunglasses.
 

I actually think this guy is pretty sexy. Granted, he's trying too hard with the look - but at least he looks good. May be a douchebag, but I think he's the hot one in the picture. That could be his little sister
 

Hey, I'm proud of my moobs. Took a lot of Milwaukee's Best Ice to build 'em up. Don't tear 'em down, man. Besides, my nipples are sensitive...

Her boobs are so small they make Plinky reminisce about the past, when he was sleeping with 14-year old boys.

Her boobs are so small, when she wears a Seahawks jersey, all you can see is the beak. The rest of it is covered up in the folds... like the Seahawks' offense in the arms of the Packers' defense.
 

Which, of course, would be fucking hilarious if NFL teams actually wore logos on their jerseys. But you get the drift...
 

geez squatch....i want to fart in your general direction right now.

we're winning this weekend.
 

@jennyjo....really? are you fucking kidding me? sexy? jesus christ girl.....get your blind ass to LensCrafters a.s.a.p.

he's a blob of douche.

he's wearing a headband AND a baseball cap. AND 40 pounds overweight. SEXY?!?

i weep for the future..........
 

her boobs are smaller than Bush's approval rating.
 

her boobs are smaller than Tony Romo's penis post-coitus with Jessica Simpson.
 

her boobs are bigger than Posh Spice's original boobs.
 

her pinky finger is bigger than Ed's stalker's dick.
 

Her boobs are so small squatch thought they were pepperoni on crackers.

Her boobs are smaller than Hillary's chance of being elected President. And that's pretty damn small!
 

fuck it.....i am going to sleep.
 

g'night Plink.
 

Her boobs are smaller than Mike Holmgren's rosey cheeks. (The one's on his face)
 

@ pfah

Dude, it's 8:30 in Seattle. What, are you an old man?
 

i live on the fucking East Coast brother.

and yes, i am an old man. but my immaturity keeps me young. well, that....and my younger wife.


BOOYAH!
 

The MidWest douches try so hard...but the headband, anti-hat tilt, and the anti-Hott groping. He needs to pick up his Hott squeeze, tilt the hat accordingly, and work on the douche lips. Come on, MidWest douche. If you're going to suck, suck it up.
 

Nite, pfah.

Nice comeback.

Her boobs are so tiny that she stuffs her bra with a chickpea on each side to double their size.
 

@jennyjo,

Well, I have to give you this: 'Retarded Elvis' COULD be sexy, I guess. Hypothetically.

Gyrating his hips, rebelliously standing up on the short bus while it's moving. And putting his arm out the window! Daring and rebellious...

Personally, I don't get it. He looks like he sweats after walking up stairs.

Oh, and my CEO wears glasses just like that, except without the sporty handles. My CEO is also 82 years old.
 

Her boobs are so small her bra fits better when it's on backwards.

And inside out.
 

Her boobs are so tiny cold weather doesn't affect her. As far as anyone can tell.
 

Her boobs are smaller than Lindsay Lohan's chances of winning a Lifetime Achievement Oscar award.
 

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done here.

Night, all.
 

Her boobs are so small...

Pfft. Who am I kidding? I'd hit it. She looks like she might be a decent chick who doesn't want some douchebag giving her the doggie 'bag when she's grabbing the chicken from the fridge. Well, at least in the long term...
 

I'll actually say this pic is from Reno, Nevada. It's where all the midwesterners that can't afford the cost or cant handle all the surrealness of Vegas. Seriously, it's like a 10% Vegas, and the useless slow-minded midwestern psyche falls for it hook, line, and sinker. Pic here is proof in point: their pale douche-imitations just make em look slow and lazy. I bet the grunt he uttered while posing was half-assed too. Kinda like Ohio State in the BCS, 10% effort.
Go the hell home, you ain't a Baller if your damn state has less that 1 person per 10 square miles, you're just the top patty of the dungpile.
 

shit, just looked closer n saw the ballpark in b/g. My point is still valid, Reno sucks. And especially their midwestern tourists.
 

If a Douche like this is taking his date to Kauffman Staudium, it must be Buck Night. I live in KC and I would agree, there are a lot of douches here. Just go to Blonde or anywhere else on the Plaza and you'll see douches as far as the eye can see.
 

This guy is a poser - douche. He's not actually a douche, but worse because he probably goes out douche style once a month. He should pick one or the other. Indecisive douche's kill me... He's probably even good looking when he's undouched. Maybe he was playing it down to try and make it look like that girl belonged with him.
 

This must be a farce.
 

Seriously, this one is bugging me. It has to be some overgrown Kansas City frat boy douche who is trying to be Backstreet Douche.
Let's examine the evidence. First we have to throw the green KC hat out. It was obviously some halfway to st. Patricks day promotion.
Secondly the shades, they just don't look right on him. He needs some Oakley's, something definetly from the outlet mall near his beloved community college. Maybe the shades belong to the hott? Have we ever seen a more cornfed sorority chic on HCWDB?

Thirdly, the most perplexing element of all, the headband. Something tells me he was actually wearing it, not that he put it on as a gag. But he's got the mini 'hey, I'm at college look at me curly mop.'

This one is so damn disturbing. Maybe we are headlong in the middle of a douche metamorphisis? The keystone light frat boy grows up to jaeger bombs, ditched the ambercrombie for Ed Hardy.

I guess that's my way of calling a tie. He's in douche purgatory, niether 'night at the roxbury' douche, nor 'old school you're my boy blue' douche.

Make up your mind KC Royal doormat of the AL Douche!
 

you can tell she's from the mid-west because her "dress-up" clothes still look like overalls.

her tits are so small, blind people think her chest says "A" "A".

wait for it,it'll come to you.
 

Headband + Cap + oversized elderly CVS-bought sunglasses = Great New Fashion.

...heading out to CVS now.
 

Way to take one for the Rock team. DOUCHE!!!
 

her boobs are so small she doubled their size by implanting BB's.
 

her boobs are so small they lactate skim milk.
 

which is fine by the way; A cups rule.

and B cups.

And C thru DDD cups.
 

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

ED SUCKS!!
 

Check your caps key, asshole. Stop yelling.

I'm really humbled by the attention...really. It makes me feel loved, and by loved, I mean stalked in a creepy man-love way.
 

HAHAHAHA, this douche made me laugh so hard. i can't believe the headband hat combo!!
 

Huckadouche is so doughy just looking at him gave me a yeast infection.



Notice how Cindy Cornfield keeps a very safe distance from Huck & his C Cups. Poor guy. All the girls at the credit union he could've invited to the boss' box on free hat night & he had to pick the sober one.

Oh well. He'll feel better tomorrow when he gets to tell those farmers exactly why their loans won't be approved.
 

Her titties are so small gnats can fit their hands around 'em.
 

Alert, ALert, your nose looks like a penis.
 

I agree with Creature, this is definitely a case of nice girl taking retard sibling/cousin/student to ball game.

And like Warren, Cameron Diaz's mentally challanged brother from There's Something About Mary, insisted on wearing his earmuffs, this 'tard bag insists on wearing his Puma headband. If you try to make him take it off watch out: he goes straight for the balls.