The Rock is a douche?
Ally Landry IS hot.
 

is the mandana tourniquet covering up his tribal armband tat.... is it possible he is an in reverse douche? wtf with the swat vest? is it packed w/condoms? this pic poses many questions. if he leans this delectable dolly back on the table & "Pile"drives her, he'll get some redemption in my book
 

Either The Rock is filming a scene in which after blowing up a bunch of stuff, he porks a horny, inappropriately dressed secretary on her desk, or he's a total douche for walking around like that.
 

hey it's the rock. oh wait. obvious comparisons have already been made.

hey..it's...uh...vin diesel???
 

this is The Rock's douchey, balding older brother, The Oil Shale.

Nice arm zits roid bag.

I wonder where she got Betty Boop's dress. I didn't know it was possible to wear cartoon clothes. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities.
 

Ali Larter rather.
Ally Landers is a brunette and not on Heroes.
 

He's going to give her The People's Woody.

- The People
 

I'm going to resist the temptation to make fun of this one simply because I believe he would pull a Rambo knife from under his vest and gut me like a fucking deer and drink my goddamn blood before I stopped twitching. Either that or I gotta stop watching Hostel 2 in a endless loop right before I go to bed. It's gotta be that 1st thing though cuz the other day my mailman had a hockey mask on and the bastard pulled a chainsaw from his mailbag and revved it at me a few times or something like that.
 

Damn, several of you beat me to the Rock comparison, but my initial reaction was that The Rock and Ryan Seacrest had a love child.





Little Douche Coupe
 

The Rock is the first thing that entered my mind as well.

The second thought was that the look on this guys face makes me hate him more than the genital cuff.

The third thought was that this chick definitely likes "ridin dirty"
 

DAMN YOU! You saw the Seacrest/Rock mating thing also and beat me to it!
 

Seacrest and the Rock are both Uber Douches, so I guess it was only a matter of time.....



Little Douche Coupe
 

What the fuck is this, a member of the Douche Swat Team? Why own a vest like that unless you are in law enforcement and even if so, why wear that with a bandana?

Red velvet here looks like a chick who gives up anal after a first date of coffee and witty banter. Which in that case...where is that Starbucks gift card from that stupid Secret Santa?
 

What in darksocks father/brother combo relative is this? At the extreme risk of sounding gay that crushed red velvet top is quite fetching. Dammit! Is there no way of stating that without coming off like you have a dick in your mouth? I would let crushed red velvet crush my grapes in to a fine wine if she would let me floss her teeth and store the remnants in my pants.
 

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!!

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!!

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!!

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!!
 

scene from the upcoming hollywood blockbuster "The Douchbag Supremacy"
starring the Rock. this guy is the stand in for said Rock while they get the lighting right. in 2 minutes the Rock will walk in, nudge this tool outta the way (preferably with an elbow to the eye socket) bang the hott on the desktop before giving her a Colobian necktie....
and that's a wrap
have a douche free weekend y'all!
 

I just don't think it can be overstated: Boobies!
 

What makes this one so hard isn't just the now standard, yet overwhelming amount of Douchosity oozing from every poor of the overworked body of this scrote who clearly prays daily at the alter of a one Dwayne Johnson. Such scenes of hopelessness have long ago given me the thousand yard stare.

It's the Hot. She actually looks REALLY happy to be there! Please, please let it be that she actually believes he is The Rock, because looking at this one caused me to feel like something inside me broke and can never again be fixed.

This my fellow haters cuts to bone of what HCWDB is all about.

Oh, the humanity....
 

Haven't you all heard? The bulletproof utility vest is the new dog tag. Douchebags are wearing those things in clubs all over the country.
Thank you, long red hott. Thank you for distracting me from the travesty that is the picture above yours...
 

Yummy! Boobies encased in red velvet! How the fuck did that guy escape from a fucking doom game?
I want to strangle him with that mandanna.
 

is it some sort of costume party maybe?! that's the only scenario i can come up with that explains both of their outfits. at once no less.
 

why the long face honey?
 

Sadly, this guy works out 6 days a week, 5 hours a day, so he can get a piece like that for a night at his age.

I'll still take non-douchery for ten thousand Alex.
 

I'm impressed by the way the crushed velvet resists fraying from rubbing across the bolts that keep her breasts mounted to her torso.
 

This is truly an exciting douche moment! A new douche marker seen here for the first time: the chevron mandanna. Will it catch on? Will all douchedom adopt this marker of douchosity? I'll stay tuned for sure. And great boobies!
 

ok..i'm gonna walk amile..er squirt a liter in this guys bag before i pass judgement...i can see the mandana if and only if he has a chick's name he is covering up...now its still a douche move to get the chick tat and that shirt is an abomination and if that is the new fashion trend i may have to beat the living piss out of all these soldier of fortune wannabes...this chick is a utility hot...a commoditized version of mcpussy...millions out there with billions enough served to make carl sagan stutter
 

Although I HATE to be the voice of reason, I feel I have to on this one. I have family in law enforcement, and the bandana is there because he probably covers his face with it when called in. Rarely do I miss the chance to clown on a douche, but in this case I'll make an exception.
 

I have to argue back...the rock has proven non-doucheness. Even as a wrestler, he never wore tassles, and thats big. She is supercalifragalisticexpialadociously yummy, especially in the clee-vag.
 

this douche is a mix between the rock...and ryan seacrest...ouch. IF YA SMELL-L-L-L-L-OWWWWW...WHAT THE DOUCHE...IS...COOKIN
 

Damn, I saw this and thought, "Dewayne 'The Cock' Johnson!" I just knew there was going to be some comparisons already made!!!