Not a bag. Sorry man, but by your own words...

"...that polite but not too friendly photo pose..."

Maybe a fag bag? And I don't use that word with any hate behind it... just a statement of facts.
 

Ronny is Ricky's older brother.
 

That chick on the left is so fine.
 

Looks like a lot of sausage at this party. The two girls in this picture must be getting swamped.
 

Ya know, I've been meaning to give gay bars a whirl. They look fun enough, rumor has it that they play the best music, my sweet ass should procure me free cocktails all night, and hotness like Candice hangs out there, totally unsuspecting of lurkers like myself! Plus, I'll get to look at dudes and say "Oh my God, you wore THAT to THIS place?", and instead of getting my ass kicked, they'll run away sobbing!
 

It's the African Anteater Ritual!
 

This photo absolutely confirms that having gay friends, being secure enough to go out with them to gay clubs, and then having nearly exclusive access to the fag hags (with recomendations!) is golden and something that everyone should utilize at least once a month.
 

@ bryana ...

You're so right. The chick on the left is very fine. She is almost as hot as the chick from "T.J. Hooker" ... Adrian Zmed.
 

Julio E'Glaze Face.

Is Ronny really a 'bag? He looks like a drunk neighbor crashing a bag-fest.
 

Ah, sweet Candice. She can collate my files. Speaking of temps gone wild, I remember seeing a "documentary" about a legal secretary who would wrestle on the weekends. The weird thing was that it wasn't WWE-style wrestling or porn, but somewhere in between. The girls wore bikinis and actually wrestled, but the bikinis never came off and the fights weren't for "play" or choreographed, so the gals were actually kind of whaling on each other.

I think I had that vest. Except I was 5, and it was the 70s. And the neck on mine wasn't cut so low that it exposed my nipples.
 

Wow, look at that.

The after-party to a Deepak Chopra seminar.
 

DB1, you're always miscategorizing Brown People and stuff.

There's nothing about the scrote on the left that says Latino -- the pigmentation, the hairy arms, etc. He's more Indian than the Persian Tom Cruise was. And much more FOB.

I'm gonna have to issue a fatwa now.

"So a group of Scientologists walk into a bar..."
 

Ronny is Vin Scully's drunken grandson
"douche's are wild, 2 douchebags, 2 gaybags, & oh, 2 boobies"
 

that guy is gayer than a tree full of chirping parakeets. db1, i thought the gays didn't count? their gayness transcends douchebaggery. oh well.

seriously i guarantee that guy owns at least one felch pump and rubber sheets.

check out dude in the back. that 52year old guy who works at Lowe's. Hope his wife and kids don't see this picture of him at Club Toolbox.
 

Gotta go with "goodboy"'s faghag on this one.

Smokin'hott! Her 'mos seem very pleasant.

Crack that whip, Ronny!
 

theres a little bit of ronny in all of us....and i mean that in a non sexual way.
 

Could that twink be any more swarthy? I'm cringing at my desk and people are wondering why.
 

The plunging neckline, the sexy necklace, the rosy cheeks, the seductively tilted head and inviting expression...clearly he's Pakistani.
 

I'd like to get Candice 'tween me & my Corinthian leather.... ummm, supple.

Ricardo here, just wants to give Greek lessons
 

Looks like someone tipped over a hotdog cart in the middle of a Soho taxi drivers convention.
 

It's good that Ricky's "special" brother was let out for the evening with his gay friends from the " group home". Nurse McNicerack hott is snapping pics with the "residents" which they'll glaze into the bottoms of ashtrays and make special finger-paint frames for their parents during art class on Monday.

I'm now looking forward to a series of photos showing Ricky's brother, Forest Gump-like, at the scene of various world significant events just like the Rick-man.
 

I think Ricardo is wearing make-up!
 

I see a hot chick surrounded by a room of CHOAD BAGS. Where is this place? I think any normal looking douche could be a Super Douche at this place.
 

I concur - DB1 you got your Brown People all mixed up, mate.

The dude is South Asian, like Pakistani.

Britney Spears right now is dating some Paki dude from England.

Coincidence?
 

Danny Bonadouchey cutting a rug in the back.
 

FUE!
WAH;AT THE FUC IS WROAN@NG WIT[F THE;AS FUCEN WHOARH!
FUCAN FAOAGHTHTS! ;3 PUT MANE CRAOATCH INA ASHELSHOLE! FAGOATH!
Y YU DO'NTA LOAVE TW'AWT MY SUACKS

6@!!

TARMAL

FLYOTEEA
 

I'm becoming more and more convinced that the definition of the word TARMAL is analogous to the number 42. It is answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. Now if we only had the hyper-intelligent, pan-dimensional beings to build a big ass computer for us to decipher the true meaning of TARMAL. Our sun is an unlucky star fellow earthmen ape-descendants as we do not yet possess the ability to be either hyper-intelligent or pan-dimensional and therefore cannot build big ass computers; just little shitty ones that crash all time while we photoshop boobies into Bob Dylan photographs sitting in our cold basements listening to yet another hour long harangue from our mothers about sticky sock babies and getting a job. Damn you hidden alien wisdom! Damn your simple but effective camouflage!
 

Tarmal, good buddy.
 

LMAO!! "Fag Bag." Hey, show a little love, he's just trying to represent.
 

this photo should be called "a night at the white swallow" but having actually done recon in gay america i can tell you..gay guys can sense the presence of lurkers they just don't give a shit...as for the women, you can sorta catch them off-guard but seasoned fruit-flies are well aware of the lurker gameplan...thats not to say they aren't willing...the one thing to be prepared for is that sex is discussed openly and straight sex is icky(go figure)so you need to adjust your game accordingly...this hott is very cute i bet she wouldn't hang em out there in a straight club
 

I think Red Haired Ronny is actually Mike Myers goofin on these douches. The Latino George Michael & Goofboy are lookin to DP the aging soccer mom with bolt-ons. something also tells me that after the DP, she goes ATM on 'em...and they are delighted.
 

Not a shirt...a grill...that has barbeques inside your mind...
 

Wait, which one is the Douche? This is like the Trifecta of Douchiness. With a piping hot serving of boobies to take the sting away.
 

God Bless Flyteeth!
 

Faux retro shirt and no frosty tips on Abu. Dirtball with sunglasses thinks he's actually good looking.

These losers are bad at being bags.
 

Just between you and me, Candice is HOT. Just 15 minutes in my office and I'd give her employee of the month. Oh yeah.
 

6@!!

I think flyteeth speaks for all of us when he says that. I know I felt a lump in my throat.

No wait, that was Apu blowing his load. Hold up let me swallow. I'm not a good "multitasker".

Okay, where was I?

Oh yes. God bless flyteeth!
 

George Michael and his lil' douche. What does lil 'douches shirt say, ChoadBoy I think. Milk enemas for everyone.
 

Im pretty sure the bag on the left was in Menudo
what a waste of valuable cleavage
 

Can we go back to making fun of White Trash?
 

Hahahaha. This is my favorite pic EVER. Seriously WHERE DID HE GET THAT FUCKING VEST. Its like the Desi version of Menudo. Yikes!
 

Little Richards Egyptian half brother
 

What are the odds Randy from b96 is on the turntables at this lovefest.
 

Ricardo is either gay or not straight.

I think I had the pleasure of dancing with Ronny last weekend when he came up behind me and started grinding uncontrollably on my ass. Then I kneed him in the groin.

Love this pic! Whatever bar that is...someone should burn it to the ground.
 

This is one of my favorite's of all time. Certainly not the typical bag, but too douchey to be denied.
 

This is one of my favorite's of all time. Certainly not the typical bag, but too douchey to be denied.
 

oh man...is that the guy from miami ink on the bottom right?