Wally's chick has a Carly Simon smile to go with her Mariah Carey, porn actress mug.

Wally has a pasty white substance coating his tongue....perhaps the same substance to which darksock referred down in the Mr. Rebokto thread...eeeew!
 

RED CUP!!!!!

my god, the urge to punch this little taint right in the face is very strong. the girls?....meh.

RED CUP!!!!!
 

Ugh. Wally Playah already has my vote. This is like a rape victim being forced to rewatch their own violation caught on camera over and over again.

Please make it stop. I beg of you.
 

Hey Wally, Nice fuckin model. Honk, Honk.

Deuche Baggilo
 

beetlebag beetlebag beetlebag
 

I bet the hotts just reenacted "2girls, 1red cup" and Wally took a sip. That's the only thing that explains his face.
 

I hate this guy.

2 Girls 1 Button
 

heheheh......."2 Girls 1 Button"


that was fucking genius. nice job.
 

Ahh, taking the tour of the airport in the shuttle bus. At least it appears to be daylight in order to wear the blueblocker shades my Granma sports.
 

this pic confirms... he's a douche, she's not fresh

now tie him to a tree, DB1, I'll go cut a length of rubber hose
 

In the name of Vishnu, does this jackhole have ANY FREAKIN' CLOTHES THAT FIT?

Uppercut to the chin. Sever the tongue. Send the goggles a'-flyin.'

I sincerely hate this guy.
 

i like what i see on the right...she is a rare blend of tramp and smart...her brains are reflected int the fact that she is using human-skank shield to protect herself from the douche and the inevitable headlock...i can practically see her carrying and oboe in a case and having a bandaid on her knee...when a wave of puberty hits her she throws down the oboe and steals money from her moms purse to buy some proto-ho clothes from the limited
or somesuch and gets her freak on by dropping the honors curriculum for ho-tech classes
 

I guarantee the theme of this prom is Blinded by the Light: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinded_by_the_Light
 

Hey he's friends with the girl from Laguna Beach/The Hills who always has relationship problems.

That's promising...
 

holy shit.

Heath Ledger is dead.
 

Billy Idouche
 

RIP Heath you looked fucking creepy as the Joker!
 

nothing like celebrity death to show what this country really cares about. prepare for a month of funerals, candlelights, benefits, and complete and total media saturation. whatever pills he swallowed, they'll probably ban them. i hope they're not good ones
 

Well, between this and the Presidential election, don't expect to hear about anything else of importance going on in the world for at least a week.
 

Wally Playah is a swingingest teabagger at the prom.
(doo doodoo, doo doodoo, doodoo dooDOO!)
He's a sobbing masturbator thanks to issues with his mom.
(doo doodoo, doo doodoo, doodoo dooDOO!)
You won't find a greater playah between here and Vietnam.
See ya later, Wally Playah!
(doodle-oo doodle-oo doodle-oo DAH!)
 

Oh how cute... triplets! They all wore black satin and are showing plenty of smooth chest.

Put the tongue back Wally. I think I can see a sore on it.
 

Hey Wally pull a Heath and save the world from your douchebaggedness.
 

@ Pfah:

I was looking at this damn picture for 5 minutes trying to get your "Heath Ledger is dead" joke before someone here at work told me Heath Ledger WAS dead. I'm Wee Todd Head.
 

Does this choad own any shirts, or just those damn sport coats?
 

@darksock.....that's funny. if i could give you back those 5 minutes, trust me, i would. the woman across the hall from me yelled the news into the hallway and i felt obligated to share.

it's sad news for sure, but because he was a celebrity, we'll be inundated with media coverage for the next week or so. just because he was an actor doesn't make him any more important than anyone else that has a story.
 

I would drive 500 miles to find this guy just so I could press his face, i.e. tongue to my radiator... better if it was across the Gobi desert
 

I'm sure this guy had more choices to go out with than the Pariah Carey bleethe and a balding amazon....but then again he looks like he's going out ....on a fucking BUS. Folks, we're talking world-class Special Dating Olympics here.
 

Sad shit about Heath. He was a total ahole, I heard a radio interview with him once where he pissed off the interviewer so bad that the guy hung up on his ass mid douchey sentence. That said I feel sorry for his little girl that's a fucked up thing to have to deal with, but at least she's only 2 and only has to deal with the reality that her dad took his life later.

Now for the bag:

I love the way this trust fund babies silk blouse seemingly can't contain his manbreasts. Uber-sexy douchebag! I guessing your are showing us your sperm landing ramp for some reason but I haven't quite figured it out yet. Look, when toothy mctranny gets done boring your asshole out like an grain auger maybe you can take a few gulps and tell me why.
 

Heath kissed another man in a movie. Jesus hates him for doing that. Him and that other man will burn in hell for that. You can't have babies when your dick is in a bottom. That's just the facts there from the Bible. You fuck somebody in the ass and you can't have children. It's science.

Put your dick in a vagina.
 

I dont care where it sends me, I'd stick it in both of these hotties' rears....at the same time. Yeah, I'm sick like that! I'll take a good camp fire roasted nuts for a shot at their honey holes any day. Anybody smell bacon?

Deuche Baggilo
 

Sometimes I can't find the right words to express the douche level...or something clever, this is one of those times. Hail mary douchie run quick see, what do we have here now, do you wanna douche and bag, la de di da da da da da da.
 

Hey guys, chill.

This guy clearly has impaired vision, hence the dark, blind-man glasses. And any fool can see he's suffering with a pretty severe angioedema (probably idiopathic). It's pretty bad, it seems he can't even close his mouth around that swollen tongue-meat.

He even has to enlist assistance from family members: he has his sisters feed him pureed McDonald's from a red plastic cup.

The poor sod. I really feel for him. It seems they've even run out of clean shirts for the guy after he drooled food all over himself.

I can just imagine him trying to communicate with passers-by: "AYHH ANT ALK.. I UNG IH OLLEN"!

Really, show some respect.

Do you really think college-age people would go out in public like that without a good reason? Come on.
 

one of the best threads ever....
Thank you gentlemen.. and bag hunters all.

oh one down side...spitting up Red wine on the laptop sucks.
 

I'd love to hack off his tongue and shove it down his throat till he choked on his own vomit.

Then, with a polite nod and wink to the lovely ladies, I would walk away content.
 

The news of Heath Ledger is very sad, and I think we all agree why it is so sad and upsetting: Why couldn't it have been Criss Angel? Or at least Mystery?

@ anon 7:38- I don't mean to take the magic of movies away from you, but Mr. Ledger didn't really stick his weenie in the other guy's poop chute. The sex is simulated in other movies too. And Arnold doesn't really shoot the bad guys, who are in fact also actors pretending to die.

But you make a strong point about the dick-to-vagina issue, so kudos for that. I'm sold.