Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Wednesday Limerick
Goldilocks went riding through the club,
Where she ran into a douched out wolf-like schlub,
"Do you like my hat?" he asked.
"It drains spaghetti." she tasked.
And then erased his chin strip with a nub.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:13 AM 
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there once was a metrosexual named Lance,
who went to a club wearing no pants,
he met a cute girly,
who's first name was Shirley,
she said, "Nice hat. Who's is it, your Aunt's?"
who went to a club wearing no pants,
he met a cute girly,
who's first name was Shirley,
she said, "Nice hat. Who's is it, your Aunt's?"
there once was a chode that wore a basket
with a hott i would like to lubricate my gasket
with a smile like the joker
ill kill him and poke her
then let her join him in the casket
with a hott i would like to lubricate my gasket
with a smile like the joker
ill kill him and poke her
then let her join him in the casket
Cute southern bell holds large Sprite
Creeper douche sneaks up in the night
Straw hats are for tools
And chin-pubed choad fools
Like Hank says: "That boy ain't right"
Creeper douche sneaks up in the night
Straw hats are for tools
And chin-pubed choad fools
Like Hank says: "That boy ain't right"
Pardon me miss, have you seen my deep fryer?
I was planning on cooking up some battered tires
No, douchebag, I have not seen it
Although the grease on your face will be adequate
I'd like to work on your face with a pair of pliers
I was planning on cooking up some battered tires
No, douchebag, I have not seen it
Although the grease on your face will be adequate
I'd like to work on your face with a pair of pliers
There once was a choad on safari
The bright eyes of his hott once were starry
But his huge donkey teeth
Fucking blinded his bleeth
Holy shit, is this 'bag ever sorry
The bright eyes of his hott once were starry
But his huge donkey teeth
Fucking blinded his bleeth
Holy shit, is this 'bag ever sorry
# posted by 
: 8:36 AM
: 8:36 AM
"FUCKENJEN TARMAL!" said flyteeth
as I stared at the douchebag and bleeth
ive got douche chills
please force-feed him pills
let him sleep to death like Heath
as I stared at the douchebag and bleeth
ive got douche chills
please force-feed him pills
let him sleep to death like Heath
There was a drunk douche named Bill O'Flynn
who when drunk would spill and spill again
She said "Hey, no tats,
But instead a dumb hat;
Did you steal it from the corpse of Gilligan?"
who when drunk would spill and spill again
She said "Hey, no tats,
But instead a dumb hat;
Did you steal it from the corpse of Gilligan?"
douchebag with pubes on his chin
and his hat made of laundry bin
blonde hott, you're so cute
give my skin flute a toot
and ill bukkake your shit eating grin
and his hat made of laundry bin
blonde hott, you're so cute
give my skin flute a toot
and ill bukkake your shit eating grin
Hey look: its Goldilocks and The Joker;
A sweet girl next to a pole smoker.
With straw hat so lame
He offered her a game
of back-door strap-on Butt Poker.
A sweet girl next to a pole smoker.
With straw hat so lame
He offered her a game
of back-door strap-on Butt Poker.
Such a shit-eating grin blows my gasket;
I'd like to blood-farm his ass into a casket
But instead there he sits,
Next to those corn-fed tits.
The world's going to hell in a head basket
I'd like to blood-farm his ass into a casket
But instead there he sits,
Next to those corn-fed tits.
The world's going to hell in a head basket
Basket Case lifts his red cup for a tipple
But up his spine goes an icy ripple.
While his moon-pie grin shines,
what lurks up from behind?
Fiery death, lactated from Twin Ghost Nipples!
But up his spine goes an icy ripple.
While his moon-pie grin shines,
what lurks up from behind?
Fiery death, lactated from Twin Ghost Nipples!
The douchebag with a patch of soul,
When talking to women would dig a hole.
In photos he wouldn't speak
You'd think he'd be at his peak,
But he looks like an upside down fruit bowl.
When talking to women would dig a hole.
In photos he wouldn't speak
You'd think he'd be at his peak,
But he looks like an upside down fruit bowl.
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
The douchebag with a patch of soul,
When talking to women would dig a hole.
In photos he wouldn't speak
You'd think he'd be at his peak,
But he looks like an upside down fruit bowl.
When talking to women would dig a hole.
In photos he wouldn't speak
You'd think he'd be at his peak,
But he looks like an upside down fruit bowl.
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
Why is it that ladies so sweet
attract men who hanker for man meat?
A dude wearing a strainer
should be a no-brainer:
Go Cheney on his ass while shooting skeet.
attract men who hanker for man meat?
A dude wearing a strainer
should be a no-brainer:
Go Cheney on his ass while shooting skeet.
# posted by : 8:57 AM
: 8:57 AM
BCS has room to boast.
His limericks make me laugh the most.
I submit this one as a test,
I think my computer's messed.
I HATE IT WHEN I FUCKING DOUBLE POST!!!
His limericks make me laugh the most.
I submit this one as a test,
I think my computer's messed.
I HATE IT WHEN I FUCKING DOUBLE POST!!!
# posted by : 8:57 AM
: 8:57 AM
darksock bit my rhyme scheme fantastic
but i know its hard to rhyme "basket"
blonde is hot for certain
id poke her beef curtains
and stretch them out like elastic
but i know its hard to rhyme "basket"
blonde is hot for certain
id poke her beef curtains
and stretch them out like elastic
The girl wished someone had poked her
Her nightmare someone had woke her
Heath Ledger has died,
but look at this guy!
His grin will double as the Jokers'
Girl in green had to turn away,
Somewhere Juan stirs in his grave
the coffee hats wrong,
for the guy who smokes dong,
but somehow he will still get laid
Her nightmare someone had woke her
Heath Ledger has died,
but look at this guy!
His grin will double as the Jokers'
Girl in green had to turn away,
Somewhere Juan stirs in his grave
the coffee hats wrong,
for the guy who smokes dong,
but somehow he will still get laid
# posted by : 9:00 AM
: 9:00 AM
She looked like a young blossoming flower.
Douchebag asked if I'd Eiffel Tower.
But I got played like a fiddle
This asshole stuck me in the middle
So under my desk I now cower.
Douchebag asked if I'd Eiffel Tower.
But I got played like a fiddle
This asshole stuck me in the middle
So under my desk I now cower.
# posted by : 9:06 AM
: 9:06 AM
african women use douchebags hat
to carry around this and that
except for the sudan
where the Janjaweed clan
commits genocide while we ignore and get fat
to carry around this and that
except for the sudan
where the Janjaweed clan
commits genocide while we ignore and get fat
He's wearing a robe and a basket,
he thinks its a great pussy magnet,
But I've got a gun
so RUN Forest RUN!
Laffe's lack a box uh' choc'let.
he thinks its a great pussy magnet,
But I've got a gun
so RUN Forest RUN!
Laffe's lack a box uh' choc'let.
# posted by : 9:07 AM
: 9:07 AM
Ghandi called and wants his robe back.
We'd all agree the blond has got a nice rack.
But what's that on your head?
Swahili fashion is dead,
and bleached teeth won't hide your dental plaque.
We'd all agree the blond has got a nice rack.
But what's that on your head?
Swahili fashion is dead,
and bleached teeth won't hide your dental plaque.
James Naismith has long been dead
as his invention is worn on douche head
a peach basket hoop
douchebag smells like poop
worse than the movie "Judge Dredd"
as his invention is worn on douche head
a peach basket hoop
douchebag smells like poop
worse than the movie "Judge Dredd"
See the douchebag with hat made of wicker
with a hot chick, now ain't that a kicker?
Well she's somewhat cute
Even tho blondes aren't what I'm aboot
Regardless, I'd still probably dick her
with a hot chick, now ain't that a kicker?
Well she's somewhat cute
Even tho blondes aren't what I'm aboot
Regardless, I'd still probably dick her
what a stupid fucking taint licker
id like to find this guys mother and kick her
than i'd take a 12 guage
and with all of my rage
split this faggot in two at the wicker
id like to find this guys mother and kick her
than i'd take a 12 guage
and with all of my rage
split this faggot in two at the wicker
The flames that flicker in the back,
Makes me wonder if this douchebag they'll hack
Into many small pieces
And get eaten by raiding (pl. mouse?) meeces.
Or just torcher him on the rack.
Makes me wonder if this douchebag they'll hack
Into many small pieces
And get eaten by raiding (pl. mouse?) meeces.
Or just torcher him on the rack.
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
There once was an HC who was hott and quite fair.
She never shaved, for she only used nair.
Along came baskethead,
And filled her with dread.
Politely she smiled and said: Please go over there.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
She never shaved, for she only used nair.
Along came baskethead,
And filled her with dread.
Politely she smiled and said: Please go over there.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 9:20 AM
: 9:20 AM
this party must be some kind of joke.
she drinks a huge Sprite while he's swilling a Coke.
she's an underachiever,
he's got teeth like a beaver,
and between her meat curtains bcs puts his white oak.
she drinks a huge Sprite while he's swilling a Coke.
she's an underachiever,
he's got teeth like a beaver,
and between her meat curtains bcs puts his white oak.
im running out of basket jokes
have to rethink my verbal pokes
that dumb hat right there
looks like my patio chair
i sit outside and take tokes
have to rethink my verbal pokes
that dumb hat right there
looks like my patio chair
i sit outside and take tokes
2 Ghost Nipples were caught on the move,
they're dangerous! run away, i behoove!
the next thing that you know,
we'll see a boob show,
which of course, i know we'd approve.
they're dangerous! run away, i behoove!
the next thing that you know,
we'll see a boob show,
which of course, i know we'd approve.
a tisket a tasket
a douchebag wearing basket
please move to gaza
and walk into a plaza
and get blown up with explosives of plastic
a douchebag wearing basket
please move to gaza
and walk into a plaza
and get blown up with explosives of plastic
pfah's head on mount rushmore?
i want my head on something hardcore
like this hot bitches twat
i'd lick it a lot
till she was wetter than the jersey shore
i want my head on something hardcore
like this hot bitches twat
i'd lick it a lot
till she was wetter than the jersey shore
I stole my hat from a Mexican farmhand;
Now I am wearing it out in Mac Daddy land;
I don't need no fancy suit;
While wearing the lid used for picking fruit;
Come harvest my hairy chest and watch my banana expand.
Now I am wearing it out in Mac Daddy land;
I don't need no fancy suit;
While wearing the lid used for picking fruit;
Come harvest my hairy chest and watch my banana expand.
# posted by : 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
what's gayer than basket headwear?
everywhere that he goes they all stare
what a complete fucking tool
does he really think he's cool?
with a hanzo id slice his scalp bare
everywhere that he goes they all stare
what a complete fucking tool
does he really think he's cool?
with a hanzo id slice his scalp bare
She met a young douchebag named Ted
Sporting a reservoir tip on his head
It wasn't love at first sight
'Cause he was all dressed in white
So she politely posed for a picture instead
Sporting a reservoir tip on his head
It wasn't love at first sight
'Cause he was all dressed in white
So she politely posed for a picture instead
# posted by : 9:41 AM
: 9:41 AM
bcs, holy shit, i implore you,
if this girl truly swallows your man stew,
divorce lawyers you'll need,
your wallet dry they will bleed,
so instead, just jack off in your shoe.
if this girl truly swallows your man stew,
divorce lawyers you'll need,
your wallet dry they will bleed,
so instead, just jack off in your shoe.
stupid fucking wicker head
makes me want to grab a baby and kick her dead
im ashamed to share race
with douche joker face
id rather be asian instead
makes me want to grab a baby and kick her dead
im ashamed to share race
with douche joker face
id rather be asian instead
pfah the wife doesnt have to know
ill david copperfield this ho
take her to a small island
drug her up like scott weiland
fuck her and kill her fo sho
ill david copperfield this ho
take her to a small island
drug her up like scott weiland
fuck her and kill her fo sho
insert basket joke here
insert insult directed at queer
insert hottie praise
oh these wasted work days
might get fired today i fear
insert insult directed at queer
insert hottie praise
oh these wasted work days
might get fired today i fear
A tisket, A tasket
A homo wearing a basket
I knocked aside this runt
I punched her in the c@#%
Then spewed all over her
Mr Mysogeny.
A homo wearing a basket
I knocked aside this runt
I punched her in the c@#%
Then spewed all over her
Mr Mysogeny.
# posted by : 10:01 AM
: 10:01 AM
his smile just broke my modem
with a douche face that looks like a totem
if these two have kids
hope they all die of sids
"wastebasket" i name this scrotum
with a douche face that looks like a totem
if these two have kids
hope they all die of sids
"wastebasket" i name this scrotum
There once was a douche from Spokane,
Whose hat was of woven rattan.
The hott on the right,
Stayed sober with Sprite,
So again he made love to his hand.
Whose hat was of woven rattan.
The hott on the right,
Stayed sober with Sprite,
So again he made love to his hand.
# posted by : 10:05 AM
: 10:05 AM
bcs limericks dominating
with hottie praise/baskethead hating
where's everyone at?
ah, new post...look at that!
everyone must be masturbating!
with hottie praise/baskethead hating
where's everyone at?
ah, new post...look at that!
everyone must be masturbating!
The Earth shakes from island gods' strife.
For peace and harmony we must take this douchebag's life.
With swift cuts like a surgeon,
I'll sacrifice this virgin.
Quick, someone fetch me a knife!
For peace and harmony we must take this douchebag's life.
With swift cuts like a surgeon,
I'll sacrifice this virgin.
Quick, someone fetch me a knife!
# posted by : 10:09 AM
: 10:09 AM
well this limerick writing was fun
but its time to get some work done
and by "work" i mean spankin it
employee bathroom im crankin it
ill be back after unloading gun
but its time to get some work done
and by "work" i mean spankin it
employee bathroom im crankin it
ill be back after unloading gun
King Kong, the gargantuan ape
Comes to pilage, plunder, and rape.
With some quick thinking,
While his coke he was drinking
She slipped him her white rope and tried to escape.
Comes to pilage, plunder, and rape.
With some quick thinking,
While his coke he was drinking
She slipped him her white rope and tried to escape.
# posted by : 10:25 AM
: 10:25 AM
a pretty young girl with a beer.
stood next to a long-faced queer.
his no-buttons done,
won't impress anyone.
no longer smiling ear to ear.
stood next to a long-faced queer.
his no-buttons done,
won't impress anyone.
no longer smiling ear to ear.
# posted by : 10:29 AM
: 10:29 AM
Stupid work, there is no excuse
For Wednesdays there's only one use
Writing limericks and hating,
Under desks masturbating
Followed up by an afternoon snooze
For Wednesdays there's only one use
Writing limericks and hating,
Under desks masturbating
Followed up by an afternoon snooze
Girl, that dude's hat is the worst
And that chin fuzz? You surely are cursed
So put down that Sprite
And I'll teach you tonight
A new way to "Obey Your Thirst"
And that chin fuzz? You surely are cursed
So put down that Sprite
And I'll teach you tonight
A new way to "Obey Your Thirst"
# posted by : 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
A lonely douchebag with a basket
On his head went online to AskIt
To find a nice hott
The reply.."Prob'ly not,
You're a douchbag, next time try to mask it".
On his head went online to AskIt
To find a nice hott
The reply.."Prob'ly not,
You're a douchbag, next time try to mask it".
A hott in a nice summer dress
Wants to find a nice guy to impress
But there's no liquor
Only a douche in wicker
So the "on" switch on her vibe she will press.
Wants to find a nice guy to impress
But there's no liquor
Only a douche in wicker
So the "on" switch on her vibe she will press.
beach boy Elizondo is who we have here
sporting a smile, not a sneer
what makes him all wrong
is that he'll grapple your dong
beneath the bar as he offers you beer
sporting a smile, not a sneer
what makes him all wrong
is that he'll grapple your dong
beneath the bar as he offers you beer
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
Young Chrissy went to a church camp
To listen to a preacher vamp
This douche tried to dick her
But her answer was quicker:
"Only Jesus can make me get damp."
To listen to a preacher vamp
This douche tried to dick her
But her answer was quicker:
"Only Jesus can make me get damp."
wickery, dickery, dock
look at this big giant cock
with a basket on head
he deserves to be dead
like hookers that mate with darksock
look at this big giant cock
with a basket on head
he deserves to be dead
like hookers that mate with darksock
darksock is biloxi's jack ripper
slicing throats of young hookers and strippers
after architect work
in the alley he lurks
then there's gore everywhere. not tipper.
slicing throats of young hookers and strippers
after architect work
in the alley he lurks
then there's gore everywhere. not tipper.
young Gina was on island vacation
she met Choco of the Aztec nation
he ruined her dream
with kidnapping scheme
now her body is only fit for cremation
she met Choco of the Aztec nation
he ruined her dream
with kidnapping scheme
now her body is only fit for cremation
# posted by : 11:13 AM
: 11:13 AM
A hottie who I think goes by Trish
Had a coot that smelled oddly of fish
He took off her garter
Sprayed his own "sauce" of Tartar
With "hush-puppies" from her ass, a side dish
Had a coot that smelled oddly of fish
He took off her garter
Sprayed his own "sauce" of Tartar
With "hush-puppies" from her ass, a side dish
Hookers,speculums, other junk
Line Darksock's back seat and trunk
God knows what goes on
what's the van light goes on
good thing corpses cant taste spunk
Line Darksock's back seat and trunk
God knows what goes on
what's the van light goes on
good thing corpses cant taste spunk
her friends told her solo trips take great bravery
"Be on the lookout for the local knavery"
she got to drunk
was packed in a trunk
then was sold into a life of white slavery
"Be on the lookout for the local knavery"
she got to drunk
was packed in a trunk
then was sold into a life of white slavery
# posted by : 11:19 AM
: 11:19 AM
now ed thats a whole different story
hes not one to leave hookers gory
but one look at his pic
thats what makes ed tick
"sex with humans is just plain boring"
hes not one to leave hookers gory
but one look at his pic
thats what makes ed tick
"sex with humans is just plain boring"
On his head a basket of wicker
Into bed he attempted to trick her
By pretending he cared
No expenses were spared
Roofies and booze would be quicker
Into bed he attempted to trick her
By pretending he cared
No expenses were spared
Roofies and booze would be quicker
now pfah, he lives a quant little life
with no murder, or horsefuck or strife
but wait! what's this i see?
pfah on dateline nbc?
catch a predator? i'm ashamed for your wife
with no murder, or horsefuck or strife
but wait! what's this i see?
pfah on dateline nbc?
catch a predator? i'm ashamed for your wife
a lovely party was had on the beach
blonde hott was within Jesus reach
'til I knocked out the punk
& whipped out my junk
then her golden thighs I did breach
blonde hott was within Jesus reach
'til I knocked out the punk
& whipped out my junk
then her golden thighs I did breach
# posted by : 11:36 AM
: 11:36 AM
Necrophilia is BCS's enjoyment
Much to his boss's annoyment
His odd predilections
Yeild inappropriate erections
Endangering his continued employment
Much to his boss's annoyment
His odd predilections
Yeild inappropriate erections
Endangering his continued employment
horny beach boy is on the prowl
for any oppurtunity to drop his trowl
young hottie beware
cuz Chuy don't care
if your cootchie is fresh or foul
for any oppurtunity to drop his trowl
young hottie beware
cuz Chuy don't care
if your cootchie is fresh or foul
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
a white van, by the schoolyard i drive.
when school lets out, 3 o'clock, i arrive.
grass on the field, play ball.
so i tell them my name is Paul,
and if they don't scream, they might survive.
sorry. that's not funny. creative, but not funny.
when school lets out, 3 o'clock, i arrive.
grass on the field, play ball.
so i tell them my name is Paul,
and if they don't scream, they might survive.
sorry. that's not funny. creative, but not funny.
guilty as charged i admit
for banging dead bitches to wit
i like em dead
cuz they always give head
and dead women dont say shit
for banging dead bitches to wit
i like em dead
cuz they always give head
and dead women dont say shit
Rico notches his belt every season
with hotties who lose all their reason
with to much to drink
in a ditch where they sink
on their ass he commits acts of treason
with hotties who lose all their reason
with to much to drink
in a ditch where they sink
on their ass he commits acts of treason
# posted by : 11:46 AM
: 11:46 AM
pfah that was funny i chuckled
little kids pants belts you unbuckle
uh oh an amber alert
bald guy, seahawks shirt
you shoud've just stuck with the cuckold
little kids pants belts you unbuckle
uh oh an amber alert
bald guy, seahawks shirt
you shoud've just stuck with the cuckold
Douchebag wore out his straw hat
At some luau put on by his frat
We went to Tech
So what else'd you expect?
For baggery, got hosed by a gat.
At some luau put on by his frat
We went to Tech
So what else'd you expect?
For baggery, got hosed by a gat.
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
Blinded by the white
Douchebag's teeth were too bright.
Hottie radioed to Rudolf
Who was looking for some time off.
Now bag guides Santa's slay at night.
Douchebag's teeth were too bright.
Hottie radioed to Rudolf
Who was looking for some time off.
Now bag guides Santa's slay at night.
# posted by : 11:52 AM
: 11:52 AM
you can tell by the look in his eye
Jose has plans for this cutie pie
who needs a roofie
when she' drunk & goofy
as he comes his name he will cry
"yo soy Jose Enrico Elizondo Guillermo Fernandez Tampico el conquistidor de la gringas, AYEEEE!"
Jose has plans for this cutie pie
who needs a roofie
when she' drunk & goofy
as he comes his name he will cry
"yo soy Jose Enrico Elizondo Guillermo Fernandez Tampico el conquistidor de la gringas, AYEEEE!"
# posted by : 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
Gathered for the cult's final meeting.
Chick realized life was too fleating.
So on a hunch
She didn't touch the punch
And took off when the bag's heart stopped beating.
Chick realized life was too fleating.
So on a hunch
She didn't touch the punch
And took off when the bag's heart stopped beating.
# posted by : 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
thanks a ton bcs, you're pretty swell.
i look forward to us hanging out in hell.
satan's crib's pretty pimp,
we'll be dressed like the gimp,
i just hope i get a signal on my cell.
i look forward to us hanging out in hell.
satan's crib's pretty pimp,
we'll be dressed like the gimp,
i just hope i get a signal on my cell.
Virgin in white robe with clean teeth,
Up the mountain he followed the bleeth.
A crowd started to applaud
Was he to be sacrificed to the Volcano god?
He was then hoisted and thrown to the fire beneath.
Up the mountain he followed the bleeth.
A crowd started to applaud
Was he to be sacrificed to the Volcano god?
He was then hoisted and thrown to the fire beneath.
# posted by : 11:56 AM
: 11:56 AM
We'll be seeing Ed in hell too.
He'll be in the men's room taking a poo.
Senator Craig will walk in,
tap his foot once again,
and Ed will run screaming from the loo.
He'll be in the men's room taking a poo.
Senator Craig will walk in,
tap his foot once again,
and Ed will run screaming from the loo.
suave Rico thinks he's quite macho
wearing a hat in which they serve nacho
although hottie smiles
in her tummy is bile
which she spews on his chest a big splotcho
wearing a hat in which they serve nacho
although hottie smiles
in her tummy is bile
which she spews on his chest a big splotcho
# posted by : 11:58 AM
: 11:58 AM
Seriously, get a load of this creep.
I'll have nightmares, if even sleep.
If he is not sterile,
This world's in peril.
For children of the future I weep.
I'll have nightmares, if even sleep.
If he is not sterile,
This world's in peril.
For children of the future I weep.
# posted by : 11:58 AM
: 11:58 AM
creature and duke with no avatars
they are more twisted than us by far
they bang beasts, yes
but not what'd you guess
they brought Plinky's mom home from the bar!
nooooooooooooooooooooo
they are more twisted than us by far
they bang beasts, yes
but not what'd you guess
they brought Plinky's mom home from the bar!
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Pfah, right you are once again
My transgressions are many times 10
If I see that guy Craig
Tapping his leg
I'll piss on his shoe, then his shin
My transgressions are many times 10
If I see that guy Craig
Tapping his leg
I'll piss on his shoe, then his shin
Dont hide your awesome rack
I was thinking about a little snack
I'd plaster you in a fruit roll up
Then steal the douche's cup
And off we'd go to my shack
I was thinking about a little snack
I'd plaster you in a fruit roll up
Then steal the douche's cup
And off we'd go to my shack
blondie is just being nice
to pose with this choad full of lice
then like an ape
he'll eat like a grape
his larvae just like it was rice
to pose with this choad full of lice
then like an ape
he'll eat like a grape
his larvae just like it was rice
# posted by : 12:11 PM
: 12:11 PM
goofball wearing hat made of straw
maybe gooniest beach boy you saw
still with his grin
her heart he may win
& get his hands all over her paw-paw
still lovin' that term dsock!
maybe gooniest beach boy you saw
still with his grin
her heart he may win
& get his hands all over her paw-paw
still lovin' that term dsock!
# posted by : 12:15 PM
: 12:15 PM
Weeping for future children I may be,
But not because of this douche's baggery.
It's the 3:00 of a van white
That fills me with fright;
It means Pfah's in the vacinity.
But not because of this douche's baggery.
It's the 3:00 of a van white
That fills me with fright;
It means Pfah's in the vacinity.
# posted by : 12:22 PM
: 12:22 PM
blondie is quite the lovely dish
despite having a cooch smelly like fish
jorge is unafraid
'tween her thighs he will wade
humping white girls has long been his wish
despite having a cooch smelly like fish
jorge is unafraid
'tween her thighs he will wade
humping white girls has long been his wish
# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
my white van plays an ice cream truck tune.
then the kids run up to play with my sausage balloon.
i charge them a dollar,
but if they holler,
i'll get thrown in jail for 12 year-old poon.
ok, that's it. i can't write these anymore.
then the kids run up to play with my sausage balloon.
i charge them a dollar,
but if they holler,
i'll get thrown in jail for 12 year-old poon.
ok, that's it. i can't write these anymore.
she's a beauty in pink & lace
despite the grease on her face
if she'd strike a blow
with her knee down below
it'd be good for the human race
despite the grease on her face
if she'd strike a blow
with her knee down below
it'd be good for the human race
# posted by : 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
An avatar is asking a lot.
Although the picture and account I have got.
It's linking the two
That I can't get through.
And me sharing THIS picture Pfah'd rather not!
Although the picture and account I have got.
It's linking the two
That I can't get through.
And me sharing THIS picture Pfah'd rather not!
# posted by : 12:30 PM
: 12:30 PM
This douchebag thinks he's got it made:
He's sure he's about to get laid.
But he smiled so wide
That his face tore inside
And flipped up like a pulled windowshade.
He's sure he's about to get laid.
But he smiled so wide
That his face tore inside
And flipped up like a pulled windowshade.
Plinky is awol for sure
His limericks were righteous and pure
If he's napping in dirt
An amber alert
Won't help because now he's manure
(I kid, I kid)
His limericks were righteous and pure
If he's napping in dirt
An amber alert
Won't help because now he's manure
(I kid, I kid)
look at that shit eatin' grin
her favours he's trying to win
whatever he's servin'
he's only deservin'
a slap to the head with swim fin
her favours he's trying to win
whatever he's servin'
he's only deservin'
a slap to the head with swim fin
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
I just got this hat in Key West,
he said while thumping his chest,
I swear i'm not gay,
a roll in the hay,
with blond hott - my only request.
The hat - just a souvenir
From vacation just last year
It makes me look dumb
My hands just got numb
Blond hott is standing so near
Seems that I'm going too easy,
That hat, it really is cheesy,
But horse face and hat,
Not a choad makes that,
Douchebags are far far more sleazy.
This guy's got no Jesus bling
I don't even see a pinky ring,
DB1 called it wrong,
So he's getting the gong,
Like that stupid Chuck Barris thing
(If it sounds like I'm defending the guy, just look: no bling, no mark of the bag, no shirtlessness, no kissy face, no GG, no orange skin, no abs, no boobie grab, no bug sunglasses at night, really no nothing. Just a regular guy with a medium hott college girl named Molly wearing a dumbass hat drinking Sprite from a Coke cup! That's all you could find? Weak DB1, weak.)
he said while thumping his chest,
I swear i'm not gay,
a roll in the hay,
with blond hott - my only request.
The hat - just a souvenir
From vacation just last year
It makes me look dumb
My hands just got numb
Blond hott is standing so near
Seems that I'm going too easy,
That hat, it really is cheesy,
But horse face and hat,
Not a choad makes that,
Douchebags are far far more sleazy.
This guy's got no Jesus bling
I don't even see a pinky ring,
DB1 called it wrong,
So he's getting the gong,
Like that stupid Chuck Barris thing
(If it sounds like I'm defending the guy, just look: no bling, no mark of the bag, no shirtlessness, no kissy face, no GG, no orange skin, no abs, no boobie grab, no bug sunglasses at night, really no nothing. Just a regular guy with a medium hott college girl named Molly wearing a dumbass hat drinking Sprite from a Coke cup! That's all you could find? Weak DB1, weak.)
# posted by : 12:36 PM
: 12:36 PM
it may take 50 gallons of water
to wash away this here twattle
if that doesn't work
I'll just grab this jerk
by the neck & begin to throttle
to wash away this here twattle
if that doesn't work
I'll just grab this jerk
by the neck & begin to throttle
# posted by : 12:37 PM
: 12:37 PM
no need to come to scrotes defensive
though it's true he's not really offensive
still iwish she would scratch
off his soul patch
& knock off the sraw hat that's a sieve
though it's true he's not really offensive
still iwish she would scratch
off his soul patch
& knock off the sraw hat that's a sieve
# posted by : 12:44 PM
: 12:44 PM
Mona here looks wholesome & good
like a girl from your neighborhood
but with her legs in the air
I do declare
the things she screams while I'm popping her hood
like a girl from your neighborhood
but with her legs in the air
I do declare
the things she screams while I'm popping her hood
# posted by : 12:48 PM
: 12:48 PM
Oh WOW! Andrew declined the award.
With hott he must not have scored.
Was it was his gear?
Maybe she thought he was queer...
Or maybe it was the drive home in the Accord!
With hott he must not have scored.
Was it was his gear?
Maybe she thought he was queer...
Or maybe it was the drive home in the Accord!
# posted by : 12:52 PM
: 12:52 PM
Oh WOW! Andrew declined the award.
With hott he must not have scored.
Was it was his gear?
Maybe she thought he was queer...
Or maybe it was the drive home in the Accord!
With hott he must not have scored.
Was it was his gear?
Maybe she thought he was queer...
Or maybe it was the drive home in the Accord!
# posted by : 12:52 PM
: 12:52 PM
I could become soroity lore
of how I burrowed into her core
she'd tell the tale
of her ass I did whail
while she was propped up on all four
of how I burrowed into her core
she'd tell the tale
of her ass I did whail
while she was propped up on all four
# posted by : 12:53 PM
: 12:53 PM
OMG! 100'th post was a double!
This is the straw the burst my bubble!
Anyone... Boondock Saints?
Regardless, I'm taking complaints.
If I had a bat, my PC'd be in trouble.
This is the straw the burst my bubble!
Anyone... Boondock Saints?
Regardless, I'm taking complaints.
If I had a bat, my PC'd be in trouble.
# posted by : 12:57 PM
: 12:57 PM
His shirt looks a little bit fruity
It looks like it might be a hoody
my skill i then honed
and then took her home
and insterted my rod in her booty.
It looks like it might be a hoody
my skill i then honed
and then took her home
and insterted my rod in her booty.
# posted by : 12:58 PM
: 12:58 PM
there once was a law student named steve
in habeus douchebag he upward achieves
on psych majors hey preyed
while lit majors brayed
his hat came off hunter s' maid
in habeus douchebag he upward achieves
on psych majors hey preyed
while lit majors brayed
his hat came off hunter s' maid
# posted by : 2:35 PM
: 2:35 PM
BCS is just trying to spur me
accusing me of corpse rape on a gurney;
Just let me state,
If I set the story straight
It would be against the advice of my attorney
accusing me of corpse rape on a gurney;
Just let me state,
If I set the story straight
It would be against the advice of my attorney
There was a douche named Alexander
Whose skin was like a salamander
He smelled of Parrot Bay
Because he is gay
And his hat doubles as a colander
Whose skin was like a salamander
He smelled of Parrot Bay
Because he is gay
And his hat doubles as a colander
# posted by : 2:51 PM
: 2:51 PM
What's with the fucking hat?
Is it the skin of an inside out cat?
Did you skin Hello Kitty
in hopes it'd be pretty
and instead ended up with that?
And what's with your fucking smile?
You look like a retarded crocodile.
Those teeth are so large
that I want to take charge
of your dental work with a file.
Have a coke and shut the fuck up,
this dog is a douchebag pup.
So empty that drink,
I know two girls I think
who would gladly fill up your cup.
Is it the skin of an inside out cat?
Did you skin Hello Kitty
in hopes it'd be pretty
and instead ended up with that?
And what's with your fucking smile?
You look like a retarded crocodile.
Those teeth are so large
that I want to take charge
of your dental work with a file.
Have a coke and shut the fuck up,
this dog is a douchebag pup.
So empty that drink,
I know two girls I think
who would gladly fill up your cup.
Flowery sun dress on blonde cutie
Puts me through the dream sequence from American Beauty.
I didn't give her beer,
So her head was clear.
Banging her was my call of duty.
Puts me through the dream sequence from American Beauty.
I didn't give her beer,
So her head was clear.
Banging her was my call of duty.
# posted by : 4:08 PM
: 4:08 PM
d. baggins is a late arrival
bad news for this tools survival
he doesn't make hay
this choad he will slay
leading a baghunter revival
bcs led the charge & we made it past 100, but, by all means pile on brother
bad news for this tools survival
he doesn't make hay
this choad he will slay
leading a baghunter revival
bcs led the charge & we made it past 100, but, by all means pile on brother
# posted by : 4:22 PM
: 4:22 PM
Limericks today were dark
so baggins put his rhyme's in park.
I was touched as a kid
by a priest in Madrid
who looked like a horny Dick Clark.
So I don't make jokes about pedo's
who wear around their ankles, speedo's.
Taking it up your tin can
bound in duct tape in a van
has a damaging effect on your libido.
In the priests murder they say I'm suspected
that somehow child rape has affected
my ability to know
right from wrong, although
to the crime I've never been connected.
So now lets do the math
one dead priest and a sociopath
and now I must tell
that my fate lies in hell
for a murderous, avenging wrath.
so baggins put his rhyme's in park.
I was touched as a kid
by a priest in Madrid
who looked like a horny Dick Clark.
So I don't make jokes about pedo's
who wear around their ankles, speedo's.
Taking it up your tin can
bound in duct tape in a van
has a damaging effect on your libido.
In the priests murder they say I'm suspected
that somehow child rape has affected
my ability to know
right from wrong, although
to the crime I've never been connected.
So now lets do the math
one dead priest and a sociopath
and now I must tell
that my fate lies in hell
for a murderous, avenging wrath.
There there d baggins, do not tear.
Hell is nothing to fear.
It's where Arrogant Bastard is fermented.
The douchebags are tormented.
So with the devil we'll toast to bag hunting and jeer.
Hell is nothing to fear.
It's where Arrogant Bastard is fermented.
The douchebags are tormented.
So with the devil we'll toast to bag hunting and jeer.
# posted by : 5:03 PM
: 5:03 PM
He looks like a tree-planting hippy
hemp purses as hats are so dippy
go munch some dirt,
you tree-hugging jerk
or protest for Greenpeace you weinee
hemp purses as hats are so dippy
go munch some dirt,
you tree-hugging jerk
or protest for Greenpeace you weinee
# posted by : 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
DB1, I'll sound like a prick
If I rip on your limerick,
But I've read all these posts,
These rhymes are the most.
This Irish shit just ain't your schtick.
If I rip on your limerick,
But I've read all these posts,
These rhymes are the most.
This Irish shit just ain't your schtick.
# posted by : 7:20 PM
: 7:20 PM
As a teen BCS was so groovy
He cast kids in his creepy "home movies"
In the park down the street
Sniffed a bicycle seat
And got 5-10 down in juvie
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He cast kids in his creepy "home movies"
In the park down the street
Sniffed a bicycle seat
And got 5-10 down in juvie
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