Her baby gravy reseviors need refilling, shes tight, they need a blow torch
 

I'm telling you, DB1, to fight the monster you need to FIGHT! Leave aside Baudrillard and deconstructionism or postmodernism or what have you and take up a Fanonite battle against the douchepressor! Only by doing so do we become real, post-douche men (and real post-douche hotts, might I add)!
 

Uber-Douche Hat is the new leader in the club house for worst douche-tats of all time. Seriously, dude? You paid for those? Was the guy blind?

Background douche assistants rig the set for a guerrilla felching video starring these three and a rabid ferret named Steve.
 

fucking DOUCHEBAGS!
 

Does oil conduct electric? I say tazzer both on the nads and repeat until hot looses interest.
 

I am certain that right douche is trying pinch a loaf then and there, right onto the floor. Look at the guy. He's trying to then pince a second loaf...from his chin.
Yes, she is all kinds of Jolie hott, but she is also using a bracelet as a ring for her index finger.
And just when you thought left douche was bad enough...he has a braided rat tail. You can just imagine the grease dripping off that thing. Ew. This is why I say the hell away from Venice Beach.
 

ewwwwwwwwwww
 

Poor baby-seal hott. Another victem of an oil spil. It will take lots of Crisco to free her from the oil... and while she's all lathered up, might as well have her try and climb my flag pole. Kudos to her if she can.
 

It's like the Exxon incident happening all over again. Won't somebody think of the baby seals?
 

Blue cup - check
Miller Lite - check
Tongue - check
Fucktard hat - check
Stupid tatt - check
Steroid abuse - check
Ass chin - check
Polluted hot - check
Partying in your car port - check
White wristband (in the background) - check

Tactical missile strike? Button, button, who's got the button?
 

I think Vader's right; he's honking out a chocolate smoothie right there on the patio.

Two guys, one can.

These kids are getting kinkier and kinkier.
 

Has anyone else noticed that their drink of choice is Miller Lite?

This may come in use, should you decide to go incognito to their habitat..
 

Dude looks like roger clemens on the sauce. AND they are both douches. lots in common.
 

As good as this site gets! Rampant tongue action, massive doses of human growth hormone and penicillin, funky shades and hats, a blue cup, terrifyingly bad tatts, and one hott that makes me question my moral bearing. So strangely displaying camera awareness like some sort of sixth sense and some yoyo behind them finds something worth documenting on video. Travesty in action!

Baby, are you writhing your way out or funkin that groove thang?
 

Wifebeater-douche looks like he's doing a very deep cavity search on Jolie-Hott. She doesn't mind either.
Douche: "I think I found my keys."
Hott: "Nope those are my teeth"
 

call me hippie liberal scrote but i believe the answer is education...sort of...you must force compel and or tie these bags to a chair and counter douche them...give them the polar opposite douche shine some infrared on their ultra violet...
i suggest books on tape begining with proust remembrance of things past and some edith wharton books.
read in niles crane character by that wuss guy...i an through with conventional weapons, lets take the douches and turn them opposite eachother by exposing them to counter polarity
 

Kill me. Now.
 

Yep. Shit happens.
 

some people have little anuses on their chin... this guy has a full fledged ass complete with 2 cheeks and a crack.
 

Is that a giant anchovy tatooed on Ol. No. 7's arm?
 

What state are all these scrotes from? I rarely see them in St. Louis.
 

this picture is 2 hours away from rape
 

I can't do this and He Just Bangs in the same day. I just...I just can't.
 

Great. Now I have to windex my monitor just to get that oily film off.
Wish I could do same to my eyes.
 

Is her Father proud of her?
 

Be strong, BvG, be strong.
 

Nothing ruins a dag-nasty double penetration like a case of the runs; there you are, pounding away on a $100 hooker you and your bud split 60/40 (because you called stink, he called pink), rubbing each other's weenies through the thin perineum membrane seperating her love canal from her poop chute (but not in a gay way, laws no) when all of a sudden your chocolate starfish starts yodeling an aria to Hersheys Corporation via a high tan rooster-tail of shame. The evening: ruined. Much like the sheet ceiling.

Next time: Try Imodium!
 

Okay, I am now and officially (until I smoke a LOT of weed) ashamed of my SoCal roots. Yessss, Jolie hott...she is DOWN for the DP...and from her expression, maybe even DVDA. I firmly believe this is either Mission Beach or Oceanside, judging by the cheap-as-FUCK (yet soooo overpriced) apartments. These evolutionary come-downs have erected a goddamn EZ-Up in a carport as a dismal excuse for their personal "Club Douche".

Ima go bury my head in the dirt. And try to forget about Ass-chin & the Tail. Somehow.
 

@ little douche that could:

I fear you are correct that this picture is about 2 hours away from rape. Butt Chin dude better get the hell outa there before his ass gets pounded like a 2 dollar steak.
 

not a tat. Bonadouche, jr. magic-marker'd Daddy when he passed out from all tha jager-bombs.
 

why, i pitched a tent that large just this morning.

except it was flesh-colored, slightly veiny, and had shaved balls under it.


too much?






yeah, i thought so as well.
 

Aw, pfha. What's with the shaved balls? I bet buttchin shaves. I like my men more natural, i.e. trimmed, not shaved.

Do the chickas like them shaved now? : (

ps don't come here and kill me because of my name, I'm an xx chromosome.

I bet buttchin shaves.
 

Looks like a playboy bunny floating in plinky's moms toilet. One hott surrounded by four hundred pounds of shit.

If these two steroidchoads were cattle they'd be downer cows that would have to be picked up by forklifts and be moved around to avoid detection by the FDA. I wish the FDA had domain over downer douchebags too, recall these fuckers now before they infiltrate the gene pool.

Shaved balls? Who shaves? I just sit in a vat of nair, it removes all the hair from my nuts as well as any unsightly ass hair that Armando my Salvadoran asshair trimmer may have missed. Too much?
 

is that a butt chin? or did his p.o. have a superbowl ring scrote pirecing?
 

Hmm, I have to say I think the hottie in the picture may have contracted the bleeth virus. Look how she arches her back like a cat in heat towards Deca-Durabolin 'Bag (as he grits his teeth and shits his pants). Notice how she clutches her Miller Lite as if it is a beer good enough to extinguish trash fires. Finally, observe how she lets Tiger Stripe Tribal Tatbag lick her face for remnants of sweat.

Didn't Tribal Tatbag learn in prison that contact as such will get you solitary for 3 days?
 

Can we nominate Plinky's Mom to the masthead, between Purg and Pumpy?

Or would that crash the internet?
 

the fact that this hatdouche is pointing at the douche next door instead of at the chick between them lead me to believe that his tounge might actually be out of his mouth in anticipation of tasting the sweet doucheloaf that is about to drop.
 

They'd make nice shark chum, complete with an oil slick. Somebody hand me an AK and I'll get this party started.
 

It's Roger Clemendouche, the guy in the sunglasses.I think he IS on 'roids, and he's got an ass on his chin. The hott looks like she wants it in the nether regions.
The big Guido 'douche is just hideous, but it is good that he has his cell ready, looks like he is taking a picture of Roger Clemendouche's ballsack.
 

Just plain old gross.
 

I have to agree with scrotisserie chicken here... this hott may be in the final stages of the Bleeth Virus. The prognosis on her isn't good. Quite.

If Clemendouche did crap himself, then it will make my suffering in looking at this photo worthwhile.


Quite.
 

This girl in Junior High:

TEACHER: "Cindy, use the word "cockatoo" in a sentence."

CINDY: "I sure could use a cockatoo in my butt right now."
 

I want to see Jeffrey Dahmer rape that tatted twat's sideburns.
 

hanta virus, definitely hanta virus, and the quarantine.
 

Where are they, in somebody's garage? If that's the case, shove them all in, close the garage door with a strategically placed hose connected to a car exhaust underneath, then rev the engine a few times. That should do the trick.
 

Why?

Why is Jim McMahon on HGH and doing bag sammach pics? Anything to stay in the limelight huh Jimmy boy? And why do chicks pose with 2 guys like they would actually take 2 guys on? Call her fingercuffs I guess
 

Clearly the are on the set of a porn shoot. Have we not noticed the invasion of the douche into the porn industry? Ok, I have, but that takes into account the massive amounts of porn I watch.
Lots of douchebags doing the HGH thing. Lots of hot quim and trim. Lots of bad tats, bad sun glasses, bad shaved chests.
That is clearly a production tent, with the standard scrote refreshments of blue cups, canned beer, and no doubt some bottles of goose. The goomba douche permeates the porn industry.
My explanation would also help identify the rampant spread of the virus....lots of great unprotected porn sex.
Perhaps douche a la right will get some anal in that chin of his?

-Arksas Dave Doucheabaugh
 

Machine fucking gun.
 

have we seen douche on the left before? That hideous tat looks VERY familiar.
This chick is done. No hope for her. Too far gone with the Bleeth.
 

Has anyone pointed out how the right side bag is clearly straining with all his might to hold that tricep pose?
 

The leg bag looks kind of like Old No. & aka Cro Bagnon. Or maybe I am mistaken, either way the oily douche makes me sick to my stomach.