Monday, February 18, 2008
'Bag Tagging
Erin writes in with a West Coast 'bag tag:----
DB1-
So I met this guy last night and I was incredibly embarrassed to be seen with him in a club. I kind of noticed this type of hair style is popular on the east coast. He said he's from New York so I figured this is what an east coast douche bag looks like.
Sincerely,
Erin from Los Angeles
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Nice 'Bag Tag, Erin. It seems you have captured the rare east coast Mendouchulous Oblongdoblus, or what is generally described as A Brooklyn Scrote.
While occasionally some manage to migrate to the West Coast, it is rare indeed. Excellent work to capture and 'bag tag such a devious scrotundae in picture form. Such spottings should be cherished.
Like when I spotted a Duck Billed Platypus losing at a craps table at the Wynn in Vegas. At least I think that's what I saw. Stupid alcohol.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:30 AM 
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Kudos to Erin for the bag tag. HCwDB has long been a champion of the socially responsible notion of Catch and Release. And by "release" I mean "hurl into a 3-story raging inferno of burning tires".
Which is what this reservoir tip's ridiculous hairstyle looks like.
And said inferno is also the deep fiery red color of middle Hott's hair. Oooh, yeah....that puts the starch in my dark sock...
Which is what this reservoir tip's ridiculous hairstyle looks like.
And said inferno is also the deep fiery red color of middle Hott's hair. Oooh, yeah....that puts the starch in my dark sock...
Ah, a retarded brooklyn bag. Someone should tell whippit here that you are supposed to wear the beads as EITHER a necklace OR a bracelet, but not both. Otherwise, you gotta walk around all night with your arm in a sling position.
Red head hott. Mmmmm. Red head hott.
Red head hott. Mmmmm. Red head hott.
While his hair and bead/tassel (tassle...hmmm) combo is pretty atrocious, he is but a bagling.
I do, however, think I wouldn't be too upset if he somehow ended up strangling himself with those beads.
For the greater good of society, I think it's for the best.
I do, however, think I wouldn't be too upset if he somehow ended up strangling himself with those beads.
For the greater good of society, I think it's for the best.
# posted by 
: 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
Wow,isn't he a douche,I like how he is showing off his beads as if they were bling.Those ladies are lovely,please for the love of god,don't fall victim to his douchebaggery.
# posted by : 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
This douche is a repeat offender on this site. I'd recognize that stupid mug and cactus head anywhere. His gay-panic rage is showing as he grabs red hott in headlock and prepares to sucker punch her. A He-Man Woman Hater is this 'bag. Thank God he's left my area and moved west. The specter of legions of Joey Porsche starter kits like this turd tapper migrating west is soon to cast a long, greasy, orange shadow over our west-coast brethren.
I loves me some fire bush. Delish is she.
I loves me some fire bush. Delish is she.
# posted by : 11:13 AM
: 11:13 AM
with the beads and the mohawk-like hair, if there was ever a movie about this guy, it would be titled "dances with douchebags"
If I'm not mistaken, and I very well could be, I could swear that this homeboy was the gentleman referred to as "Bugs" from a week or so ago. I believe that's the only picture that I've ever seen DB1 take down voluntarily. And I quote:
That last pic, "Bugs," was just freaking me out. I'm not sure why
Since that picture was freaking out DB1, and since this picture is freaking me out, I can only deduce that they're the same gentleman.
By the way, well done E.
That last pic, "Bugs," was just freaking me out. I'm not sure why
Since that picture was freaking out DB1, and since this picture is freaking me out, I can only deduce that they're the same gentleman.
By the way, well done E.
Yeaaaaah Boooooyyyyyyy! Is this Flava Flave's Li'l Bro? Poor fuck spent all his caish on hair gel and can't afford decent bling.
Erin, if that's you tossing the shoulder, teasing me w/ out of frame cleavage, and eyes that make my groin tremble, call me.
Erin, if that's you tossing the shoulder, teasing me w/ out of frame cleavage, and eyes that make my groin tremble, call me.
Seriously the guy is a douche, blah blah blah, but this would have been an epic pic if those 2 chicks were making out. I still remember that one from last year. Thank you DB1 for the archives.
# posted by : 11:48 AM
: 11:48 AM
What the hell is he doing - pretending to punch the blonde? What the hell kind of hairstyle is that? Fuck - I hereby call it "The Broom".
Fuck you, Broom. Wayne Static wanna-be.
"he's a loser
he's a loser, she said"
Fuck you, Broom. Wayne Static wanna-be.
"he's a loser
he's a loser, she said"
# posted by : 11:49 AM
: 11:49 AM
Hey you can see the indent where that chics belly button is nothing hotter than a chic with a beer belly paunch.
This dude is a native American and he's on a right of passage mission into manhood it's a quest to hunt down and slay the untameable beaver.
Before he eats its it he must shave it.
This dude is a native American and he's on a right of passage mission into manhood it's a quest to hunt down and slay the untameable beaver.
Before he eats its it he must shave it.
@ Vaccum Cleaner Bagg - Native Americans never completely shave the beaver prior to consumption, they give it a stylish and tasty Mohawk.
And that's just how I like 'em too.
Mmmmmmmmmm...Mohawk burger.
And that's just how I like 'em too.
Mmmmmmmmmm...Mohawk burger.
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
Blonde hott's dress appears to have been Clintoned. She needs to ask Monica how to get those stains out.
# posted by : 12:04 PM
: 12:04 PM
He looks like an injun. In which case I believe he is supposed to be face down drunk on a curb in a puddle of his own vomit and urine. The night must be young.
# posted by : 12:10 PM
: 12:10 PM
this is mos def buggin out jr from do the right thing on ice helping white folks celebrate black history month since 1997 (a spike lee royalty) do not step on my bauers man! i paid top dollar for these skates!
the red head is the rare redhead i find doable...and i aopologize to red hair but you know you have been getting ugly women noticed aince 1954....
the red head is the rare redhead i find doable...and i aopologize to red hair but you know you have been getting ugly women noticed aince 1954....
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
fool looks as if he was punched in the right eye & the "mouf"... now someone needs to complete the trifecta & dot his left eye, that & box his alien ears. homeboy also has a broken collarbone, hence the bead sling... left Brooklyn cuz he kept getting his ass kicked... trend continues on this coast
broads not hot... SoCal sit at the end of the bar smoking, alone, last call targets... frequently I get that drunk & my neighbors are used to my bloodcurdling morning wakeup screams of realization
broads not hot... SoCal sit at the end of the bar smoking, alone, last call targets... frequently I get that drunk & my neighbors are used to my bloodcurdling morning wakeup screams of realization
# posted by : 1:42 PM
: 1:42 PM
I like red and blonde, they look... uncomplicated. My kind of girls, the ones who don't call 10 times a day.
But I'll have to wait till red gets out of the burn ward for compulsively blowtorching this d-list douche's armpit sweat off her neck and shoulders
But I'll have to wait till red gets out of the burn ward for compulsively blowtorching this d-list douche's armpit sweat off her neck and shoulders
# posted by : 3:47 PM
: 3:47 PM
No flared nostril has ever begged to be violated with an unsharpened no. 2 pencil as this one does.
# posted by : 6:13 PM
: 6:13 PM
Nice going, Erin!
We're grateful. And by grateful I mean suffering from chronic irritable bowel syndrome.
I hope you're now on major doses of antibiotics.
Cheers!
We're grateful. And by grateful I mean suffering from chronic irritable bowel syndrome.
I hope you're now on major doses of antibiotics.
Cheers!
well done. well done. and the devilish, "look what i did" expression on the hunter's face is priceless. like she just caught the big one.
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
Easy on the HCs...both sport cheekbones. Sometimes defined cheekbones get me going more than cleavite.
Most people lose the ridiculous rebellious hair at the age of 14 or 15...but this douche came in on a different boat. He wants to be all he can be pumping gas at the local circle K and living off his friend who works at the McDonald's down the street who hooks him up with all the cheese burgers he wants as long as he shows up between the hours of midnight and one. "Thumbs up douche!! Please spend as much time as possible near the microwave. I heard they cause sterility." I hate fucking douchebags.
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