Look closely!!! You'll find two guys in this pic!!!
 

I beg JB, don't ever put that phone in your pocket Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer.
 

My thoughts on
Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
From last May.
 

There is a direct correlation in the douchiness/boobiness level. While JB may have toned back his scrotitude slightly, his featured counterpart is far cry from the hotts he sported previously.
 

Oh God, not this fucktard again. Hasn't he died of cancer yet from all the chemicals in his hair?
 

I wonder if there's a correlation between less bronxe and less attractive hott or if this is just an isloated incident...

He's slipping either way

Army of Douche-ness
 

Why is Johnny Blaze sodomizing Joey Ramone?
 

wow i thought the rumors of jenna jameson's demise were overblown but she really has turned horrible...that wig came from the barry gordy motown revisited stripmall in dearborn michigan...i only hope florence ballard's family gets a royalty but then again who am i kidding one doesn't go from being in the supremes to being on welfare in six years if barry gordy paid royalties...
of course i only bring it up because i am at a loss for words for this douchebag
 

that man is wearing a boombox on his belt.
 

This pucker-faced shitbag is from my hometown...the very same town where my daughter is still a college student. Given her embarrassingly misguided leanings towards your garden variety Italo-American 'bags, the mere possibility that she may one day come across this idiotic chump Mafioso wannabe in a club and fall under his greasy spell...well, this is the thought that wakes me in the middle of the night with a sweat-soaked scream and the burning desire to punch Mother Teresa.

I must go weep in my Cheerios now.

*ahem*
 

I laughed...I cried.
 

Preppy shirt or no preppy shirt, JB is now and will remain always....a douche!
 

"Dammit Momma get off my sausage!"
 

poor JB- the general malaise of constant douchbaggery is wearing on him- he can barely pop that finger off the cup into bag hand gesture #86- and it's not even a red cup and there isn't a single bottle of Grey Goose in the picture!

So is he getting sloppy or actually bored of committing non-stop douchebag moves at all times? He's sporting the white belt, but his kissy face is barely admissible.
 

It's good to see JB still doing it up in Jersey. Usually they just fade away like the Gay-tor. What happened to the Affliction shirts or D&G? He looks almost normal.......Almost.
 

All I have to say is white belt.

equals fag
 

He can't even muster a decent kissy lips. Maybe he's depressed about buying the ugliest Real Doll ever. Never go for the factory seconds, J.B.
 

Oh, No.
No...
Nothing is right about this. Nothing at all. In fact, the light from "right" would take about 60 millions light years to reach these two; that's how far from right this is.

@anon 12:53: I like your equation. Simple, and accurate.
 

i just hope she gives his nutsack a dutch oven that also spoils the taste of whatever summer sausage or slim jim type product he stuffs in there to impress the ladies and snack on on the way home alone in the cab
 

downtown julie brown's fifth attempted comeback has failed miserably.
 

I love Armani Alex.
 

THis kid deserves the death penalty
 

You peroxide-addled stripperholics could not be more wrong about JB's new hottie. She is all kinds of 1960's Fellini hot. I want to see her in giant, white rimmed sunglasses with her hair pulled back in a turquoise scarf while she sports perfect posture, sidesaddle on the back of my Vespa. Ciao, bella.
 

The girl has definitely seen better days and while that has to be wig on her; there is a difference between shiny hair and oily hair. Sne definitely heading to rawhide country. Her greasy hair must work as a pheremone on many unsuspecting Douche types.

Case in point.
Bleethe here, seems to have snared a freshly molted Tanjob with her stinkhole.

Nice going, now just snap it off, and prepare for your next bag!

JB's hair seems to be tied down with a ridiculous line of jaw-strapping pubes. Awesome! Now I am gonna go back to cutting myself.
 

i like Johnny Blaze.

he's out there having a good ole time being a total douche. bending girls over like they were yesterday's news.

how can we hate on that? he's providing us with endless amounts of material.

don't get me wrong. if i ever saw him out, i would throw tumbler full of ice at his fucking head. but still....
 

Girl looks beat.

So does JB. But not beat enough, if you catch my drift.

Good call on the cell holster abomination, adamoda. Good call.
 

clearly the hott is in control in this pose... blaze may want to lead you to believe he is dominating the broad, but, body language tells us that she is about to back that thing up with such force she will knock out through the kitchen.... then lower her ass on his face & command him to suck it out

you go girl!
 

wait a second.... is that a malevolent Jack'o Lantern popping out of the back of Joey Ramones (thanx sock) head? Or is it the legend of sleepy hollow's headless horseman rearing up & taking aim at Icabod Blaze... or is it the headless whoresman coming to mow down the douche for crimes against humanity... like not being part of it?
 

public displays of sexual acts really turn me off... unless they are between midgets & donkies... I guess this qualifies!
 

During which type of venue would bending over what appears to be a disease-ridden slut be appropriate or even acceptable? "Grow up you earring wearing Cock Goblin. I am sure your mother is so proud of you."
 

i think bending over disease ridden sluts should be a mandated part of every social gathering of more than 8 people and a constitutionally protected ritual at that...ladies and gentleman tonights bending over of a disease ridden slut will be performed by
a selected member of the marine corps band followed by the national anthem sung by disease ridden slut fergie...
basically its mostly who is doing the bending over thats disgusting not the disease ridden slut...she is an innocent victim of the strange manipulations of the bag of blaze dog poop on the front door of our conscious
 

Baron, you are correct. I would like to issue an addendum retracting my Joey Ramone statement and instead state that she looks like a broke-ass Tura Satana.

Which still puts her far above J.B.'s game.
 

the half-tuck is the new mullet
 

I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS JENNA JAMESON
 

wasn't she in Good Fellas?
 

I'm terminally stupid, I have no taste, and I'm posing proud in a pic with this dumbass... who am I?
 

'bag is bangin' a Betty Paige cutout.