jesus christ DB1!!!

give us a warning or something. there's so much bling and glare in this picture that i went temporarily blind.

and now that my vision has returned and i am able to view the picture once again, i regret that i recovered.

i see a wealthy terrorist from Boston, a stupid blond, and a closeted homosexual.

this is NO way to end the week my friend.
 

Nice... Redsoxdouche!
 

Louis Vutton and other stupid brand logos are bad enough on the snotty twats who carry them (granted, this twat is a Hott), but on guys it's just pathetic.

And he's trying to make it look gangster.

Double the douche, double the fail.
 

Who does this lone doucher think he is? Is that a louis vuitton scarf? It matches the Kelly Kapobleethe's bag, so I am guessing it is her accessory. You guys will probably jump down my throat for this, but I don't think the dude in back of the bleethe is a douche. There is no mark of the bag, no gestures, no retarded clothes, or manjewelery. In fact, he is attractive. The other guy deserves to be smacked over the head with a 2x4.

Dita Von Douche
 

It's the multi-colored purse-matching Louis Viton scarf coupled with the rhinestones that really make this memorable. And by memorable I mean college tuition for my shrink's kids. I can't really blame the Bone Ranger for covering his face, if I lived in Boston I'd be embarrassed too. White T-Shirt 'bag is giving The Rose by any Other Name a run for his money in the gayest stare of the week contest. His expression says he just blew the Bone Ranger and is going to snowball him once this mugging is recorded.

The Living Dolls are looking ever more life-like.
 

It's the Douche Intifatah!!!!

Allahu Akbar!!

Army of Douche-ness
 

She's wicked hot.
 

how about Beacon'ing her hills DB1?

Somehow after seeing this pic, I think the terrorists hate more than our freedom....

Massachusettes uber alles...

-Boston 'Bag Party
 

We've seen some stupid, miserable chicks on this site, but this one couldn't look any more retarded if drool were dripping from her mouth.

Later on when these two are finished using her and something else is dripping from her mouth, she'll rethink that decision not to take her dad up on cosmetology classes.
 

Where's Tuco when you need him to put this douche in his place. I also find it mildly amusing that The Good, Bad, and the Douchy can't tell the time and needs help
 

"This chick is so fahkin' wicked hawt. I baht a mandana match ha pahketbag. Used my whole week's pay from the shippin' yahd."
 

All I can think of when I look at B-boy's mankerchief and Blondie's purse are combo moves I missed during the last X-box game I played.

Oh - and "X marks the twat".

Nice grandfather clock, nitwit.
 

Bling, Bleeth, a $200 MASKdana, and a guy who hide his razor from himself in an attempt to look Euro-Rugged.

I want to fight this picture. Not the people in it, but the picture itself.

Fuck.
 

Lyrics from Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" also come to mind:

Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch, Crisco Oil

No shame, my friends; no shame.
 

I think the guy on he left is a member of Al-GAYda.

Ba-dum-bum. I'll be here all week, try the veal!
 

dirka dirka dirka

douchehammad jihad


blonde is hot...but the fact that she allows herself to be photographed with that ridiculous motherfucker with the louis vitton scarf around his face...if i ever see her in the streets i will put an ether soaked rag around her face to knock her out and then perform a crude, make-shift hysterectomy with my swiss army knife and a corn dog stick. allowing this bitch to procreate would be a sin against humanity. as far as boston is concerned, i dont know if it's commonplace fashion to wear designer handkerchiefs around your face. if it is, than i hate boston more than i already do thanks to your fucking red sox and patriots. 18-1. ha ha. fuckers.
 

@the bag queen.....thank you. thank you for bringing up Frank Zappa. i just got done downloading a bunch of his songs. i had forgotten how great these are. so thanks and i hope you have a splendid weekend.
 

DB1....for the love of god. Get me a heavenly rack(s) to look at before it's 5:00.

Then, it's $10 in gas an a bottle of ripple at the Hot Spot.


- JC Douchey
 

In the defense of my city there is no way that metro sexual on her left is from Southie or Charlestown. As for the cunt on her right, you could make an argument.
 

good call scroter, i like how the newer models have a power port in between its breasts, no fumbling about sticking a coaxial cable up the rectum
 

What's with all the Dixie Chicks appearances lately? Not that I'm complaining necessarily...
 

Notice the ring. Could the Hott really be engaged/married to the Douche? The mind boggles... The guy on the right is pretty damn gay but the plain white T-shirt tells me that maybe he's not a bagger.
 

Correct me if I'm wrong but methinks we've seen this plastinated blonde, not once, but twice before:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/09/friday-haiku-fu-man-choad.html

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/george-foreman-grillz.html
 

as much as i would bang her like the hindenberg hitting a bejing fireworks factory, this bleeth looks so retarded that if iq points were psi she would leave my snow tires half inflated...
now douche on audience right is in deed a douche the white shirt is noted and his cultivated stuble look is instadouche...he is trying to make love to the camera but only manages a squirt down the thigh...
left side representin douche is a pure near bag of the week worthy scrote...holding a watch like a prize that is so gaudy that liberace's corpse forcibly expelled it from the coffin before they shut the lid, the hat is a convenience store knock off with the plastic tabs in the back, and the scarf i can't begin and its all been said ....
 

nice work ryan. nice work indeed.

i'd say that's the same girl. and judging her by the company she keeps, i'd say she's a vacuous hole of stupidity mostly brought about by douchebags giving her anything she wants because they think she's 'hot'.

well, she's not. enjoy it while it lasts sweetheart. we'll see you working the make-up counter at Nordstrom in 3 years. that, or a future 'trophy wife' for a husband that'll cheat on her.

i know i sound jaded, but i'm not.
 

The B on Hankiedouches hat stands for "Buttsecks", which is exactly what these douces are doing to each other right now.
 

Shit, I seen her last night surrounded by 8 enormously hung gangsters. I think it was called "South Central Bukkake Queens." I could be mistaken tho, I was only watching for 2 or three minutes, you know.
Not too sure why she's now with the Wigger and Mr. Cumcatcher.
 

douchebags have infiltrated my beloved Boston? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Pfah, thank you and I'm glad you concur. How could I forget a face like that...She's just a few surgeries and 10 years away from a lucrative career as a Jocelyn Wildenstein lookalike.
 

good bag recognition, Ryan. I wonder where her equally bleethed friend/sister/porn costar is in this pic.

Usually, I enjoy making bad jokes about the people on this site but come on, already. This woman consistently demonstrates in documented form judgment that is far beneath questionable. The Fu Man Choad and George Foreman Grillz are simply criminal actors against decent people everywhere; a category to which I mildly belong. Now, this uber-bleeth picks the Bone Ranger and Rumpo as her Douches of the evening. What could her father possibly have done to her to create such passive aggressive revenge desires and grand canyon level self esteem. Even her equally bleethed out friend sat this travesty out.
 

hehehhe.....Rumpo.

bravo scroter.
 

Dirka Dirka douche met these two on a swinger's forum, where he said "I wanna watch".

So they picked a time and place, and then gave him one.

Frrreaks.
 

LOL @ Darksock!
 

@darksock

We have a winner!
 

She is exactly what I look for on a Friday night when I have a pocket full of singles.

They are exactly what I look for on a Sunday morning when I'm dredging the moat.
 

Makes me want to stand on my testicles until one of them pops. I'm thinking a metal spear through the hips connected to a car battery and my hand on the switch might make for a fun Friday afternoon with blondie.
 

Maybe that chick is paid to pose?

Louis the Bandit just found the Golden Compass! Hooray! You're still a douche.
 

where's the sneer? graphic tee? hand signal? mark of the bag?
posers yes, douches no. We can't bestow the epithet so lightly. They're just out having fun.
 

Oh Boston how your ‘bag tag blinds my tender sight
Trade your Faulex for cab fare and scurry home tonight.

Chitown Bleeth
 

This chick is a bit scary. Judging by the previous pics of her, I think something is wrong with her head. Poor, misguided bleeth.
 

WTF is with all the "derka derka" comments?

What does the scrote's G-Unit ensemble -- currently on sale at Filene's Basement -- have anything to do with us Middleastern folk?

Uncultured clowns. Fook yer fathers.
 

Hey captain b - who's got two thumbs and loves your blog?

This guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 

The guy with the mandana over his face is the one wearing the grills in the second link by Ryan.
 

Douche they may be but she's deliciously hott. I'd tie her up and wash her like a methed up racoon.
 

@ Baron Von Goolo

Thank you, good sir. It's just a hobby, but I should be more consistent. At least now I know someone has seen it.
 

Holy Shit the "Crack Inspector" on the right was wearing a Morrissey shirt in the north end two weeks ago.
such a weird place. And by weird I mean marauding hordes of pagans with ball bats and rusted hacksaws should be giving turds like these flush naps.
 

Louis Doucheton and a fluffer from the "Greasy Hole Movie Productions". Gives a new meaning to the Bag term.
 

Crack Inspector.....LMAO
Moby Douche how cool is that.
 

Methinks Tara Reid hott simply enjoys a plethora of different strains of bagmeat. On this particular night, she partook of some Omega-strain Grieco virus bag and a side order of Osama bin wigger du Vuitton. You can't blame the vacuous hott for having a voracious scrote fancy.
 

are they at a costume party?

i think the guy should keep his mask on. His friends look so stupid I'm afraid what he will look like.
 

i want to kill the guy on the left...i cant believe this clown actually had to thought process of taking off his wrist watch to hold up for a picture....die die die
 

Cheekbones. Cleavage. Tres bangable is the hott, forsooth. I must concur with conclusions jumped to above regarding her intelligence. If IQ points were bricks, she wouldn't have very many bricks. ba-da-bing.
 

This chick is wicked retawded hot. Her innocence should not be defiled by the likes of these turds. I would like to bury them in the mawsh and Fitzy her Fenway. Sorry, finally got to watch The Departed.
 

i must say the best thing about the movie Departed is that a bunch of people from Boston die. Hopefully these two idiots will follow suit.