Of all the stupidity we see here daily, I really hate the 'bag sandwich more than anything else.
 

to the tune of the folgers theme song:

the best part of waking up, is big fake asian/pacific islander/i dont know what boobies in your cup.
 

I suddenly have a craving for cantaloupe and I don't know why....
 

Guy on the left - not sure if he's fully douched or not. Sure, he lifts weights and had a stupid looking shirt, but other than that -
Guy on the right - way Douche. Stupid expression, chin pube, stupid hair - it's so obvious.
Hottie - I'm afraid she's been Bleethed, and bad. She's beautiful, but she chose Orange! And giant bling! And big fake citrus halves instead of what once must have been a lovely perky elfin pair ... so sad. She's more of a douche than Lefty is.
 

Look! The douche in the green shirt has dislocated his shoulder. Quick, perky hott -- lend him your sling.

Please.
 

Ironically I had 2 grapefruit halves for breakfast...
 

Is there anything better than a petite, tanned Asian Hott and perfectly round implants? I think not. I'm trying to look at the douchebags to gauge their douchiness, but I cannot turn my eyes from those bronze orbs and that flawless face.
 

Just a thought... if you're gonna go the mohawk route and try to act like you're a badass, maybe get a tan on your Michael Stipe head. Otherwise you're a cancer patient with a douche haircut and apparently some indigestion.
 

nice necklace honey.

it looks like the Mayor of Knockerville gave her the Keys to the Titty.
 

Those chin pubes look like he was spittin chew and some of the gravy got on his chin.

Pacific Island hott has a twisted head or something...

Lefty looks like some dude that saw boobs and decided he wanted in on the picture.
 

Puzzling evidence that Cro magnon AND Austalopithicus walked the earth at the same time.


Her rack is phenomenal.
 

Most effective use of receding hairline: mohawk
 

Ugh. Goodbye, sober day. I'm off to chuck bourbon in the unisex toilet.

Michael Stipe head. That's some funny shit, Burnsy.
 

Green 'bag has that classic douche smirk.

That's all I got cause her low cut jeans make me forget what
 

Wow, douche on the right has the most extreme case of douche pattern hawkness I’ve ever seen. As for Hott; I would give a rusty trombone to an angry badger on the odd chance that she might anonymously hire me to mule H out of Thailand for her pro bono. Bleeth level aside, that is one hot little quartasian.
 

Dude on the left looks like a UFC fighter. Dude on the right looks like a wannabe UFC fighter who got knocked out by his own saggy manboobs.
Asian hott needs to serve me green tea while a cyclone rages around our tiki hut and Sato fights Miyagi in the background. Good grief, those are some motorboat-worthy jobbers.
 

damn she is hot
 

Yeah, anonymous, good point.
 

I would gladly jump off the empire state building while sniffing the work gloves of the DJ who poured fog juice in the fog machine that produced the fog that touched this effin hottts top!!!
 

There is something wrong with green douche's head...it looks like he is one chromosome away from being retarded..not retarded haha but retarded Corky style...I mean you have to be retarded to think you are cool with a mohawk especially when you are clearly balding...and what's with the white bracelet of bagginess? Lance Armstrong is rolling over in his grave and the fuckin guy isn't even dead yet..I find lefty douche guilty: one count of douchey smirkiness, one count of sporting a gay bag shirt with headphones on it and lastly, close proximity to a hott...You are hereby sentenced to a life filled with white belts, oversized watches, paying $400 for $35 bottles of Goose, bagtoos, injections of HGH in your ass and a degree from Devry
 

Yep, still ridiculously spherical. Just checking again.
 

This is what she does after she gets done holding up the in-between match placards at the local fake UFC show.

That and having her fakes using as punching bags for the never ending training sessions.
 

once you go white your jean crotch will get tight...
classic m&m plain boob job 350 cc
of greatness
chin pube minihawk has got to stop taking poseur lessons from his sister's sassy magazines...he wants to flirt like an animal
and he ends up looking as virile as a neutered housecat...
now mongo the iv has plenty of testosterone however much if not most of it comes from the internet just like his term papers....
 

@ pfah 8:11

Absolutely f'ing brilliant.
 

i gotta say i don't see asian or south american i see pure vanessa williams type african-american hotness
 

Over/Under: 35 word vocabulary (combined subjects)
 

While I admire the fact that her boobs are mathematically perfect spheres, I shudder at the thought of getting bruised by those things. Fellas, they're made out of titanium. A cracked sternum isn't worth it. And any motorboat action would be accompanied by a sound not unlike someone pounding on the Liberty Bell with a sledge hammer.
 

It's Millennium 'Bag's sister and she looks as plastic as he does. A matched set, replicant couple set free into the world to learn human emotion but some fat-fingered lines of code in their assimilation program and a poor selection of release point in Jersey/Vegas/SoCal led to them being quickly absorbed and assimilated into the douche lifestyle. Now, it's time to call in Deckard for their retirement party.
 

Wow...those are some delicious looking funbags. Why don't any of the Asians I work with look like that? I'd definitely be to work on time if there were ladies like that in the workplace.

If those dinkbags get any closer I think the pressure of her silicone playthings might pinch her head off...Stay back douches!
 

To the tune of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"

His head's not right for his body,
his head's not right for his body'
his head's not right for his body,
cuz he's a douchey scrote.

Seriously dude on the right has a peanut-shaped mellon, the kind you see on suckling infants. I wonder if he still has a soft spot on his skull. I would love to press it so I can watch him smell burnt toast and have a mini-seizure. If only he would let his hair grow.
Dude on the left as well has the head of a 14 year old.

Is this stunted cranial growth caused by poor circulation? I guess that would explain alot.

Hott's got 2 super-novas happening on either side of her chest. Lucky her. What happens when the wind blows inside her shirt? A free show, that's what. Which of course, nobody minds.
 

Guy on the left doesn't appear to be a douche, but there's no doubt about the one on the right.
Also, that's one of the hottest hotts I've seen on here in a while.
 

I think the dude on the left is pro fighter Nate Marquardt
 

New rule - you have automatic bleeth status if your boob is wider than it is long.
 

Holy tetherball-titties, Batman!
 

Wow, blow up dolls have come a long way!
She is just too fake for me. I know,I know, if you can touch them, they are not fake. But other than a one night fuck toy, she is useless.