Yup.
 

Oh, there will be naysayers about this. "Nay, nay!", they will say.

But let me say this to you.

A douchebag points at his abs.

A Legend has a mammoth-breasted vixen flanked by a wall of boobies point at his abs for him.

I think The Crustacean should receive a nomination.

And by "nomination" I mean a dingo-vomit and potted meat enema with chunks of pig lard and rotten fly larvae designed to induce a horrible convulsing sepsis-triggered death, whereas his anus is reduced to little more than a quivering aerator nozzle spewing chunks of fecus and necrotic colon tissue into the air like a burnt sienna fountain of death.

That's my vote, anyway.
 

My feelings about this picture can only be adequately expressed by a short anecdote:
I just found out I am having a baby girl in a few months and I occasionally watch the Steve Wilkos show which features child molesters, rapists and murderers and I am really concerned about the future of my kid. But none of those degenerates has made my stomach curl quite as much as the picture of this giant douche. Is that a picture of Darth Maul on his shirt? WTF!! This looks like the very happy ending to a long day of selling coke to the local grade schools for young Rico here. Hopefully, his field-mouse-sized penis will cut the party short and result in some bag-inflicted harm.
 

I haven't been following this site as long as Triple D, but I don't consider the Crustacean to be any more, or less, douchey than William Blake or the 'Bagnana Daquiri. All three of them have a high durf factor, but how much is needed to enter the hallowed hall o'scrote?
 

How is this shitbucket not already in?
 

One word.
Yes.

and boobies.

Damn, that's two more.
Shit, now it's six.
Nevermind.
 

This photo is HoS-worthy if only for the two ENORMOUS jugs pictured here.

They're perched behind and just above the two blonde's heads.

Big ol' jugs....
 

I will be one to say NAy Nay.
if we start electing every douche fuck here just because of the tits that are flanking them then the whole site would be a HOS.....

sorry ..nope!!
 

No. We must resist the watering down of the HOS. Crusty is a run of the mill bag.

WWPD
(What Would Pumpy Do?)
 

He truly is worthy of all the accolades afforded him. I believe that the "hot chicks" in this photo have a female douche quality that hightens the Crustacean's. Let's face it though, the ab reveal coupled with that face seals the deal.
 

He truly is worthy of all the accolades afforded him. I believe that the "hot chicks" in this photo have a female douche quality that hightens the Crustacean's. Let's face it though, the ab reveal coupled with that face seals the deal.
 

abs + rainbow brunette that could turn me into the Gay Pride movement just because I love rainbows now.

It's a Yes.
 

well said, as always, Darksock.

My metric for these is comparing the current nominee against the latest 10 or so inductees and whether or not he can out-douche enough of them, as it were. We can see that with time, enshrinement in the Hallowed Hall has required increasing nausea as the virus has mutated into ever more ridiculous vectors of self-parody. How could a modern-day tepid scrote along the lines of Socrates ever hope to be counted among the greats like Donkey Douche? Sure, there are aberrations here or there, but overall the level of grease and chin fungus required has steadily climbed since the creation of the Hall.

I believe the bile contained in this one picture (thanks to Fruit Stripes pushing it over the edge) is greater than the entire oeuvre of the STDs and Peaches combined. The fact that Crusty is also in the same crowd as HBT, Bree, and Fish Slap in real life just seals the deal. I vote yea.
 

I would like to add that the crustacean jeans are with hundreds of holes ... HAHAHA for the though distressed look.
 

Fruit stripes hotness + one of the most snarling ab points shown recently = success. Give this young man and the Lucky Charms-colored boobity next to him his due: yes on HoS.
 

Are there more pics?
 

Short answer, No

Long answer: Im firm believer that a hall of scrote nomination requires atleast 1 of two criterea

1) Something extremely innovative and unique in the ways of douche

2) Repeated pictures capturing high level douchery in the act. I.E. the multiple pics of Joey Porche and The Gator are perfect examples.

While the Crustacean is extremely douchey (i give it a 8.7 out of 10) its nothing more than a upper level guido douche (not the only one in existence). And seeing as there is only one example of this douche being douchey, i say no
 

When we reduce this website to it's essence, this is what is left over. Ridiculous hotts and a vomit-inducing, epileptic-seizure-inducing, sever-your-own-achilles-due-to-awe-inspiring-anger, douchebag. Crusty is a repeat offender and belongs with his peers, DD, Gator, FishSlap, Peaches, and the rest.

Crusy FTHoS
 

he wasn't ALREADY in the Hall of Scrote?

damn. my bad. i guess i need to go check The Hall more often. it just that doing so upsets my stomach, gives me headaches, and eyeball AIDS.

that being said, yes. absolutely. he should indeed be inducted. he's surrounded by Bleeth's too. which is an added bonus. and by 'bonus', i mean 'sad'.

in summation DB1, please put him in the Hall of Scrote.
 

Need more pictures.

Those are some heavy hitters in the hall.
 

Not a single picture does a HoS member make. Except Prompa. While Crustbag might be worthy, let's see the other submissions. If this pic is the measure by which some of these dummies are allowed into the HoS, then an argument could be made to allow The 'Bagnana Daiquiri in as well. Let's see the entire work of Crusty before we deem him worthy. And by "worthy" I mean if all the pics viewed together resemble a bucket of smashed assholes, then my vote will be yes. Until then, Crusty is merely far above average. So at this time, I say "no".
 

He's bad. A blight even. But he isn't original enough for the HoS.

How did he push the douche frontier forward? Or more accurately, downwards, to more depraved feats?

He didn't. He isn't even pointing at his own abs like the Lobster who pre-dated him.

-The Arch Douche
 

You have to dig deep but if I'm not mistaken this is at least the second pic of Crusty on the site. At least the second. Isn't he playmates with Donkey Douche, Gummy and that lot? These guys are all starting to look alike to me.
 

For HoS worthiness, I echo anon's and others' simple thought...one needs to present a body of work. Without multiple sickening instances of being a 'bag, the hottness of the babes in one picture cannot elevate one to the hallowed hall. I vote no, at least not yet.

Now excuse me while I zoom in once again on rainbow hott.
 

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@ Ed, anon 1:29 and the ever present anon:

Crusty has appeared several times on HCwDB, the most damning of them being uncredited:

If you troll backwards in time to Tuesday, November 13, 2007 and look carefully at Fish Slap's now-infamous "300" themed photo, you will see what appears to be Larry David's TV wife perched on the knee of a gay Legionnaire. Look carefully at that Legionaire's face.

Oh yes.

Only NOW do you feel the POWER of the DOUCHE SIDE.
 

I'll back darksock...Crusty's been on here a lot.
 

yes- HoS worthy indeed

I kid you not, was just thinking of the Striped girl today when analyzing DoucheTongue's hot. Oh Rainbow stripe I miss thee....

At.His.Hall.of.Scrote
 

darksock says it best. Absolutely HoS-worthy.

And by HoS-worthy I mean please give me a shortcut link to Fruit Stripes Hott so I can find her immediately every day when I come to check hcwdb.com.

She's giving me serious wood, fellas. I'd like to inspect the rest of her tattoo. With my tongue.
 

HELLL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

then again, I never even realized Crusty and Ab Lobster were different Douches. (Pfah seems to agree).

But back to Nov. 13, 2007- is the princess on Crusty's lap also the very same Rainbow Stripe??? I cannot deduce.

However, double Doggie Baggin' on Nov. 13, 2007 is still lol hilarious.

PS- Fuck FishSlap and Ricky for HoS
 

I vote no. No way.
 

It's like her boobs have on a fright wig.

I think I just enoculated in my BVD's.
 

I believe the ab pointing scrote title will always belong to the Ab Lobster and he should be that by which we measure any future ab pointing contenders. Although Crusty is no doubt a wrinkled ballsack, his nonchalant facial expression bores me to death even with the playboy bunny-like hotts. No way is this indoor aviator sunglass wearing bag o' douche worthy of the hall of scrote.
 

@jonezy....no my friend. i would never confuse someone as douchy as the Ab Lobster with anyone else.

call it my keen sense of all that is douche.
 

HoS for sure. If not for the douchiness alone then at least so I have a quick link to view rainbow stripes boobies.
 

Yeah, put him in the hall - and by put him in, I mean I like the one giant striped tit on the Hott.
 

I consider myself a guardian/curmudgeon when it comes to the HoS. I hate to say it watered down, and think it should be reserved only for the scrotiest of scrote. Usually, I vote nay.

That said, hells yeah, Crusty should be in there. I mean, look at him. He's everything to be despised in a DB, but on steroids. Uberdouche. He belongs in the darkest annals of the HoS. And by annals, I mean anal.
 

I say yes. Speaking at pointing at his abs, one of AL's pics is missing. Where is the one with the asian chick and of couse him pointing at his abs.

-X
 

a confirmed yes
 

There are actually at least 5 pics.

- Tuesday, Nov 13th 2007 entitled "Ask DB1". He's the guy with the hott on his knee and the sword. Also in the pic is his apparent buddy and Hall of Scroter....Fish Slap

-Tuesday, August 7th 2007entitled "Where's Crusctacean" & the same day "See Crustacean"

-Monday, August 6th 2007 entitled "The Crustacean" & and again same day, "Douche Soup"

Thats 4 pics in two days..



My vote is ...an obvious and overwhelming....YES
 

Since this is a special case, it has been over six months, is it possible to put links to the other pics? No one seems to remember the other photos
 

In regards to Crusty's worthiness for the HofS, we must consult the checklist:

1. Douche face- Check. Its looks as if Crusty is dangerously close to dropping a deuce right on the floor of the sorority house.

2. Chin Pubes- Check. Doesn't leave home without them

3. Sunglasses indoors- Check. A 'bag giving aviators a bad name yet again.

4. 'Bagful hand gesture- Check. Although must HCwDB viewers might miss this because of the Matrix-like bend on those fruit stripes

5. Ab Pointing- Check. He is making the lobster proud in this shot.

Further Proof:
The magnitude of the boobage and general hotness in this pic, and through out Crusty's career, is extraordinary!

The Puma arm band is not an ordinary arm band(a staple in the neo-douche uniform) It is in fact a captains arm band made by Puma to be used on a soccer field. This gives ole' Crusty immediate Captain 'Bag status and a direct correlation to soccer at the same time!

Take your place Crusty, the day is yours. You shall forever live in Scorte-Infamy!
 

Put him in sure. But in terms of sheer nausea when it comes to Douche/Hottie combinations why is The Bag Islander not in the hall of scrote? Sure he does not have the obvious characteristics that the above pictured jackass does. Nor does his Hot appear bleethed to the nines such as the Rock of Love Rejects that crustacean here co-mingles with. But with all honesty have you ever had a picture which truly disturbed you quite as much as the Bag Islander. I ask you to ask yourself that, because think of the society our children will live in if that bastard is not framed for the masses as the piling heap of scrote he is.

Good Day
 

Yes, not only is he flexing, an important step of the ab point, he is also leaning back to emphasize what is only a decent six-pack. So not only is he a douche for the ab point, he's doubly so for vastly overestimating the impressiveness of his abdominal musculature.
 

Fellas (& ladies), ol' Crusty has a long and storied history among us. As has been pointed out, he appears with no less luminous personages as the mutherfuckin Fish Slap AND Gummy - who also appears frequently with one of the masters; Donkey Douche (as well as those gigantor twin Idiots). It would be curious to map all the connections between this group of buffoons.

When I consider whether to admit Crusty to the venerable Hall, I remember the first time I saw him. He was wearing his now trademark Puma band, slouched forward like a neck-less homunculus, knuckles very nearly dragging.

My immediate reaction was that he needed to be destroyed. Many easily justifiable reasons subsequently occurred to me to back up the initial certainty. But the first reason was the best; simply to prevent an irreversible backwards evolutionary slide.

He wasn't destroyed and we suffer the consequences every day.

I say to the Hall with this . . . this THING.
 

This Douche is kind of like the Keith Hernandez of Scrote. He's full-on solid Douche, but doesn't have a signature move, i.e. reverse shocker with a counterclockwise swirl. I let my gut decide this one for me, I axed myself, would I Doucheambeau this Choad right in the nuts? Yes, I would. Would I drive to Daytona Beach to do it, NO I wouldn't. I axed myself the same thing about Gator-bag, and I answered affirmatively both times. I'd even pay for Gator's first class ticket to Daytona so that I could meet him down there and in the ultimate irony kick him in the nuts with a my sweet Gator kicks.

That's how I know the Crustacean isn't ready for the Hall.
 

Unquestionably, yes.
 

OK, the fact that you referenced Haynes' _Superstar_ has ratcheted you up into the Universe o' Cool by a few parsecs ... I didn't think it was possible. Thanks.
 

he has inspired a whole generation of ab reveal

definitely deserves the induction
 

Pointin' chick is looking all kinds of beat-up. She been' getting ab-punches in the face...!!!
 

Nope

This "guy" is displaying so many of the douchiest qualites in one single photo (Puma wrist band (worn on arm), sunglasses (worn indoors), ab point, hurricane katrina distressed jeans, douchebelt, spiked hair, sparking douchey ear bling, etc) that I can see why he could go straight to the HOS.

However, let's have another photo of this choadbag before we give him immortality.
 

if this were a mere current events deconstruction of the douche at hand i might make cultural frame of reference posits to deal with the fact that ordinary vocabulary fails in describing my vexation that the scorte was absorbing sweet oxygen...i might refernce the surroundings that acceentuate the baggish display...or i might express a desire to have a realtioship with one of the bleeths that has a duration similar to that of permisible parking in the white zone at the airport...but because this is a hall of fame proposition and most of the above points have been made in this sites unique gumbo of mockery, i can only say hell yes
 

Crustacean is nothing more than a pale imitation of the Ab Lobster.

Even his NAME pays homage to the true HOS member.

He is Aerosmith to the Ab Lobster's Rolling Stones.

I say . . . DENIED.
 

The Fish Slap / Crustacean 300 Pic is the singularly gayest thing ever posted on this site. Crusty is simply doucherivative and therefore not HoS worthy. He's merely imitating the Ab Lobster and his felching partner Slap. He brings nothing new to the douche game and would dilute the quality of the Hall. Much like Ricky he has many worthy attributes but the HoS is not for the merely douche but true superstars who transcend the genre. Crusty doesn't.

The thought of a quick link to fruit stripe's transcendent sluttiness is alluring, however.

@ elastic snap hole - man, you're right, those is some HUGE jugs.

Well put General, What Would Pumpy do?; aside from pawing all these ginormous melons at once? He'd smack the smirk off Crusty and leave him whimpering in fear in the corner as he tossed all five of these bleeths over his shoulder and carried them back to his cabana.

Fuck Fish Slap and Fuck Crustacean. No HoS for you, doucherivative 'bag.
 

No my friends. Although this guy is surrounded by as many hotts as he as packs of abs, he is not HoS material. The thing that I believe sets apart HoS members are how they have each been able to carve out a special niche of scrotiness for themselves. Crustacean, on the other hand, is just a watered down version of some of joey porsche with shades on. Although I wish all the bad things of the world to happen to you and you alone, Crustacean, I don't think you make the cut.
 

Put this fuckin asshole in. Im so jealous.
 

In addition to this famous pic, as well as the 300 pic, was Crusty not one half the duo featured in that unforgettable picture that inspired RANDY to pester us mercilessly? You know the one I am talking about. Two shirtless uberscrotes alongside a 95% surgically manufactured ambiguous porn star. Crusty has a storied past on this site.

Pointing. At. Abs.

Joe Montana may have initiated the 49's dynasty, but will his successor, Steve Young, be omitted from Hall of Fame? I think not.

If for no other reason, a vote for Crusty is like a vote for RANDY, since there exists no Hall for trolls.
 

Put in em, bruh.
 

The question of what makes one HoS worthy is a complicated one. The way that I tend to look at these things is, how memorable are the pictures? I've seen the majority of pictures on the site, and there are very few that are this memorable, and for that reason, this gentleman rocks the HoS.

I want to throw in a few other thoughts here, as much as everyone is throwing love to Fruit Stripe girl, how about a little love for the skinny girl directly to his left. She seems strangely out of place there, even the peace sign belies some kind of hatred of this "gentleman", and I say that with all due respect, and since no respect is due, we're good. So as we look back on this homeboy and compare him with the greats, he's not on the same level as Donkey Douche, but an early ballot Hall of Scroter.
 

The Crustacean is not one to be forgotten. I don't want to see him spending eternity wandering in douchey purgatory. He defines douche. He emits douche. He is legend.

Let's put him in the Hall so hopefully young women of the future will be lucky enough to point at his abs.
 

Many excellent arguments have been posted here, and although I've already cast my vote for yes, I hope that my fellow baghunters will indulge me, for I find I have more to say.

We may be missing an important subtlety here. Not only is this douche douching it up, he has Rainbow Brite Boobs doing the ab pointing for him. I can't say for sure this has never happened before, but look at the innovation. We have seen many hotts fondled, grabbed, choked, licked, and generally polluted by douche, but this hott is participating. RBB is the Patty Hearst of the Douchebag SLA. For this, the Crustracean must be punished. And by punished, I mean put into the HoS.

And let's consider Rainbow Brite Boobs for a moment. Yeah, kind of Bleethed, although I see I'm not the only one who's taken a fancy to her. But for those of you who find her a little rough, go on a journey with me. Go back two, maybe three years. (And strip away her general orangeness while you're at it.) She is the girl in the room next door in your freshman dorm. She's wearing the standard sweatshirt and jeans when you first meet, but something about her says to you, "Hey, she's really cute. I want to hang out with her."

You have encounters. In the dining hall, at the student union, in the campus bookstore. You talk. Something about her compels you. Maybe she's a little shy, but there's just something about her.

And then, one day, you run into her when she's on the way to the gym. She's shed her baggy college wear for a Lycra workout outfit, and KABLAM!! You see the smokin' hotness of your neighbor stealth cutie's body.

What happens from here? Maybe you have fantastic bouts of dorm room bunkbed sex, leading to a post-graduation wedding and a truly wonderful life together. Or maybe it leads to restraining orders and academic probation. Hard to say. But you know this: All of this is pure fantasy and speculation BECAUSE THE CRUSTACEAN or OTHERS LIKE HIM have RUINED HER! I hate to get all-caps Flyteeth on your asses, but let's face it. When you look deep into y your hearts, and then at this pic of Rainbow Brite Boob and the Crustracean, you yell TARMAL! FAGAOTH! FUE!

Fue indeed. Hall of Score, indeed.
 

friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears....

before you say 'NO', think about this....on his choice of jeans ALONE, he deserves a nomination to the Hall. look at those fucking things! they look like they've been washed by Patty Hearst. and yeah, by 'washed', i mean 'shot at'.

vote 'AYE' or you are an idiot deserving of countless amounts of taunting. seriously, look at this picture and past picture(s) of this choad. if you still think he doesn't deserve a place in the Hall, you wore a helmet on the way to school.

sorry. it's science.
 

Damn, another tough decision. I really can't decide whether he's worthy. Where are the other pictures of him?
 

Well, duh.

He is one of the Chii mafia who has earned the severe derision and mocking afforded only to the creme' de la scrote.

He's Fish Slap's wingman, fer pete's sakes!

And three little words should seal the deal:

FRUIT STRIPE HOTT.

So there.
 

Yeah, I say put him in.

When I bring newbies to this site, the first thing we study is the Hall. This assbag should definitely be in there.
 

He's in.
 

Douche, of course. HOS, of course not.

There's no denying the power of his douchitude and the hotness of his hotts. However, we've seen many douches that are more douchie than he.
 

No way. This guy is way too amateur and pudlike to be considered amongst the world's douchiest.
 

Duck Duck Douche, well done my friend, that's some quality detective work. Plus, you lead to me to see the picture of one of the greatest looking girlies who have ever rocked this site, "The Freshman Lottery Winner". That girl is just beyond compare...
 

The absolute ignorance of the hot that surrounds him is simulatenously admirable and terrifying.

He is ready.
 

maybe
need more pics
his lady friends are F-I-N-E
 

When it comes to voting for the HOS, I'm so conservative I make Rick Santorum look like Steven Hager. I voted against the Prompa and the Stereodouchtronic Twins and I still think those feeble wick-sniffers lack the right stuff. So it's after no small consideration that I consider Crustacean's induction to be a fine, fine plan.

He's got the goods; Fruit Stripe Hottie reminds all our boys overseas what they're fighting for; for the first time that I'm aware, the nomination is endorsed by the entirety of the senior 'bag-hunters here; and besides the many outstanding arguments posited here, douchey howser's is airtight.

Crustacean is a shining star among those who burn brightly, burn hot, and then burn when they pee. The HOS should welcome him.

And if you don't know who Steven Hager is, that's t.s., Elliott. I don't explain my jokes.
 

does anyone have any links handy to other pictures of him? just to weigh all the evidence
 

I have to say, I only read this site for the articles. And by which, I think you'll find that I mean the comments of BCS, Darksock, and a few other esteemed douchehunters.
Darksock, were you listening to the first Carcass album when you made your first post on this douche? Inspired!
As for whether this disgusting scatalogical lump of human filth makes the grade to HoS, I say wait. There have to be more pictures to confirm his status. This is an impressive entry, but he hasn't proven himself on the field of butthole.
As for a critique of his HCwDB level, he has all that it may take to get in. His offenses have been well documented. The grimace of a man graduating to the next-larger buttplug. The "scissors" hand gesture. The pinhole ripped jeans, as if even his sabre-toothed crotch-crickets fled the scene in embarrassment. The ab reveal.
The 5 bleeths seem to be having more fun than they should be, in this douche's presence.
I would save them by removing him.
And by "removing him", I think you'll find that I mean "Go to Home depot, and buy some lumber and tools. When I get home, I will dig a hole in the backyard. I will then utilize the lumber that I have purchased to fashion an outhouse. I will travel to this atrocious scene, and zip-tie the douche to the front porch railing. The douche will protest, but he will be powerless against my anti-douche fueled hatred. I will walk out to my car, and remove several 50 gallon trash bags and a plastic case from the trunk, and return to the douche. I will then remove a DeWalt 18 volt Sawzall from the case. At this point, things may get a little oogy. When I return home, I will remove the trash bags (now full) from the trunk, and empty the contents into the hole under the outhouse. I will then go inside and clean up. I will go to a local mexican food establishment, and order the chicken enchiladas with extra jalapenos, and green chili sauce. I will wash this down with several margaritas. I will return home, and make my way to my new outhouse. I will smile as I squat over the hole that I dug earlier that day. I will begin to defile the remnants of the douche."
That is what I mean by "remove", in case you were wondering.
Then I will "court" his bleeths. And by "court", I mean "sodomize relentlessly".
 

If Yellowtail made the cut then this prodigious bag has to go in..it would be an injustice otherwise.
 

I know exactly what to get this dude for christmas: an air guitar. I'll stick a piece of Acme dynamite in it and light it Wile E.Coyote-style - he'll never notice.
Everyone in this pic has a great bod. It's like a eugenics camp. Except they would never allow a douchebag at one.

What's with the gargantuan stubbies behind those two blondes? Damn - now I want a beer.
 

Have you guys ever considered it might be worth being this douchy IF you get to bang those hot chicks every day?
 

Scrote!Scrote!Scrote!Scrote!
 

Yes we have, swingit, and even if those hot chicks burped out a krugerand with every self-loathing, coconut-scented thrust, it still wouldn't be worth it.
 

Keep in mind, the bleeths are simply the female equivalent of 'baggy scrotes, except with great tits.

Also, the hall of scrote would welcome Crusty with pride, I daresay. The ab reveal, the gesture, the armband, and the hollywood sunglasses are all fine accessories to the bona fide uberdouche that is the crustacean.
 

IS THE HALL OF SCROTE LIKE THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME? IN OTHER WORDS, ARE YOU EXCLUDED IF YOU USED STERIODS? IF SO, I THINK CRUSTY IS IN TROUBLE.

OTHERWISE, I VOTE YES.
 

Mr. White: Your 6:29 redux was both eloquent and as funny as watching a daschund hump a pot-bellied pig while you're stoned. "TARMAL! FAGAOTH! FUE!" is our battle cry! I think...?

Baron: I know who Steven Hager is; he's my write-in candidate for the next President of the United States of America. And "krugerrand"? I was about to disagree with you because I thought it was a delicious pastry, and if they burped out one with every thrust then that would be a half-dozen tasty pastries for me, but after googling it I must agree with you. And I concur about the STD's; I would propose we REPLACE them with Crusty. The herd must be culled.

Douche Quixote: "I say that with all due respect, and since no respect is due, we're good." With your kind permission, I'd like to use that line in my next inevitable F.U. letter to a contractor.

Douche Bagsteen: You say "sodomize relentlessly". Is there any other way? And not only do I have Carcass's "Reek" (and "Symphonies") but I'm pleased to inform you that they're regrouping this year and touring. Metal's coming back like a herpes sore, bitches. Huzzah!
 

I thought this picture was from the official induction ceremony.

You will note that the skank pointing to his abs has a lovely scrag-tat trying to climb away from her vag -- it is almost as if he had one of the legendary 'bag hunters introduce him before she placed the coveted gold-mandana on his greased skull.

Scrote worthy, indeed.


Kingcity Douche
 

Can we give Darksock an award for his first post? jesus christ.

And to Mr. White, DoucheBagsteen, and all you other funny motherfuckers, thank you, you've brightened my cold miserable cleveland morning.

As for putting this guy in the hall, I return a yes vote. the armband, the face, the hand gesture, the jeans that have more holes than the storyline to Lost... combined with the fruit stripe hottie who is so overcome with virus she's actually doing the pointing for him...garners a yea vote.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go make a dingo vomit and potted meat sandwich
 

After further review, the call on the field is reversed. I asked for and received Crusty's body of work and I concur, HoS-worthy. Hell, his proximity to FishSlap alone, in the "300" post proves the axiom---"Any friend of FishSlap's is a douchebag".
 

No, he is a glorified goombats and only succeeds in tainting the pure douchness of the HOS.

and for the record. Duck Duck Douche is my monicker from the times when HOS was three deep.

Come up with your own shit you uninventive turd.

The OG Duck Duck Douche
 

Hey anonymous or OG or whatever you call yourself, do not accuse me of ripping you off. I came up with that one on my own.

If you've been using this name then show me a thread of comments. I've been on the site for roughly 8 months so anything prior to June 2007.

If you have been using this prior to that,then I'll gladly select another name.
 

Purple Lips is my current HoS standard. I knew Purple Lips. You, sir, are no Purple Lips. You are worse. The distinguished representative from Glen Cove votes, Aye.
 

@ duck duck

I'll sell you "elastic snap hole of the love bear".
 

LOL..."elastic snap hole of the love bear", We may just have a winner.
 

he personified douche. If he doesn't deserve Hall Status, I don't know who does.
 

This picture is one of the best that has ever been posted on this site, as it includes some incredible hotts and is completely douche-centric. However, I cannot vote the Crustacean into the Hall. He lacks the lifetime stats required for entry. The Hall is reserved for those who have raised the bar and brought this site to a new level: the Gator, Peaches, the Stereodouchtonic Twins... The Crustacean's resume doesn't touch any of those three. He would be the Ferguson Jenkins of the HOS...
 

I thought we voted on this piece of shit back in the summer sometime.

Yes he belongs in the Hall of Scrote, right next to bathroom
 

Undoubtedly he belongs in the hall.

Personally this pic along with The Trainwreck are forever etched in my brain. He has just as many pics as anyone else in the hall and while some may question his body of work, he's more impressive than many other Scrotes such as St. Pat and Yellowtail.
 

Most definitely. The level of chaos in this picture needs to be preserved for future generations.
 

Crusty should have been HOS in 2007 for Stripe alone. 5 hotts and some side boobs, forearmdana, chicks with bling, this pic has it all.
 

this is the HCwDB equivalent to ornette coleman getting a grammy last year for his work in the late fifties.

of course he gets the hall. i mean, look at this asshat.
 

nah this guy totally isnt worth it. this pic is pretty bad but the only ones in the HoS who made it on one hit (prompa, glinty, etc) were WAY worse than this. not to mention he's stealing ab lobster's move.
 

I'm quite surprised at many of the regs. Honestly, I don't think Crusty brings anything stronger than many of the other dickbags here. Yes, this pic is a classic, but as others have said, the HOS requires a unique dose of originality that is proven consistent. Also, to base your judgement on the presence of rainbow-stripe hott is not right.

If Crusty's performance has proven to be worthy, then why not, say, King Douchuous IV? His consistency shreds Crusty's, as we can see here, here, here, and here.

If you want a scrote who shows his abs, then why not 'Bagnana Daiquiri? He's been here before too, but he's not Gabehcuod. He's the Gypsy Moth from September 17, 2007.

In short, Crusty's other pics just don't add up. Essentially he is a one-hit wonder, so I must emphatically vote no.
 

Darksock, you of course have my permission to use the respect line wherever you like. You can read even more of my thoughts in my upcoming book "Things that I've said to people that I've instantly regretted (Why I don't have a girlfriend)". It'll change lives.
 

I've been watching this site and occasionally posting for about 5 months now. When I introduce a friend to the baghunting lifestyle, Crusty is one of the first I show them....the rediculousness level of scrote in this picture is staggering. And of course RBB is there...pointing.at.his.abs.for.him. Those here who say he is not an innovator...suck on that lollipop.

I rest my case. Enshrine him. And by enshrine I mean stick him in Abu Ghaib prison before "the incident" and have him doing naked pyramids with haji before being lined up next the the wall and shot for enjoying it...
 

send dark sock to Guantanamo... I believe he could coax out more confessions than water boarding


stripy hott's skirt is so short it makes me want to reach down for a hand full of snatch

love this pic.... another yea vote