Tara sure is bustin' out . . .

Odd how both 'bags have phallus like objects coming out of the top of their heads, sort of, in the background, although right douche's looks more like a carrot embedded IN his head. I wonder if he knows?
 

why is there a giant green penis near the tent? ... actually, nevermind, i really don't want to know.
 

what is Godzilla's dick doing in the background?
 

The Desert Camo Shorts are getting out of hand. It's almost acceptable, and then you realize it's camoudouche.

What's up with big bull's knuckles? Fall asleep in the tanning bed again?
 

The douche on the right looks like he's ready for a heated game of fag... er... flag football.
 

Looks like Red Bull Boy wet his pants in the presence of The Incredible Choad, who has a boil so big on his back that you can adorn it with a Groucho Marx 'stache, nose, and glasses gettup. Also, the jersey behind Choadzilla says "Han Solo" making this get-together extra gay....
 

p.s. the sweaty, cum haired douche on the right is wearing his Dolche and Gabana sunglasses. What if they get knocked off during a chode-off? No worries. He's got a spare pair in his pocket.
 

bag sandwich.... let's hope roid bag is on top & crushes other 2 douchies... & then the ceiling collapses!
 

Right douche has almost as much boob as the hott. He reminds me of the wooden soldier nutcracker my Aunt Giselle used to put on the coffee table at Christmas...with less emotion, of course.

This scene looks like an outtake from "Dongs and Douches--The Musical".

Just...heinous.
 

I have a sudden craving for sirloin.
 

This picture is more Freudian than a giant keilbasa running down the Holland tunnel vomitting cocktail weenies into a box of Krispy Kreme donuts with a gleaming silver art deco era vibrating phallus-shaped train chasing after it, carrying boxcars full of hairy kitties impaled by stiff roosters.
 

@sock:
that's the most concise run-on sentence I've ever read...

and that is one giant douchebag. no wait, two.
 

I see the Pumpy wannabe here has been dragging his kuckles around too much.

God rest you, Pumpy. Hopefully, you're not turning over in your grave at this lame imitation who has sprouted a cock out of his head.

Geez... even the lightposts look really phallic in this photo.


Quite.
 

there are more fake dicks in this picture than in all the lesbian porno for straight men ever made...

and more white-yellow clothing than than that moonie mass wedding
 

@ darksock - Did they also teach Freudian analysis at architectural school because that was spot on.

Roid 'bag only looks huge because the other 'bag is 5'7" as evidenced by the bleeths being nearly his height. Pumpy would crush roid 'bag on the right while groping both of the bleeth's boobs with one paw and without dropping his red cup balanced on a pec.

You, roid 'bag, are no Pumpy.

Nice fag tag Armani Exchange midget.

It bears repeating that all of this sub-cultural worshiping wanna-bes should be rounded up and thrown into the culture they flailingly fail to emulate. Military wanna-be douche on the left should be shipped off to Baghdad and Drinking Bitch Bagger to the South Bronx. Don't just worship from afar boys, truly immerse yourselves in the culture. Since they all talk a great game but lack the balls to do it themselves, government scientists should round them up en-masse for cultural assimilation post haste.
 

They seem to be teaching her The Way of The Douche. Here's your hand signal, 10 degree tilt, oversized unisex shades...

She just needs to go topless and paint herself orange. Looks like she has too much gut and too little titty for that.

Rockhead's biceps are larger than her melon. His tits are bigger than hers. Dogtag seems so inferior. I'm sad for him.
 

"Everybody put your pecs in the air!! And flex 'em like you just don't care!!

Oh, DB1. How horrible! Why did you put that image in my brain? What did my brain ever do to you?

I'm off to weep.
 

Rocky and Bullwinkle making an appearance finally!

ummm...anyone willing to place a bet on whether this GINORMOUS Military/Muscle Queen is used to getting his way? Hell, just look at what he's doin to the quasi-hott just for speakin to his bitch!

This pic is a prime reason I try to dwell far far away from military bases. Cocks abounding in the background, manly dominance games all over the place, and a party ratio of 55/3 in favor of "the Boys"

I bet he can't wait for his next 2-year deployment with his "mates"!!
 

Is that Pumpy's brother?
 

This post is redundant, so I'll make it short.

Darksock... holy crap.
 

Sheeeeeeeet... His veins have veins. If I had small children, I'd keep them out of his reach. In case he wanted a snack.

And darksock... uh... er.. .

Your imagination troubles me sometimes. I guess I'm just grateful that you're using it for good. Not for evil.

Or did I get that backwards?
 

This is a simultaneous picture of David Bannerbag (left) and Incredible Hulkbag (right).
"Please dont make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Deuche Baggilo
 

My god. I haven't seen that many phalluses since I looked in Plinky's mom's underwear drawer.

BCS, DS, etc., I leave it to you gentlemen to take it from here.
 

That shirt tied to his pants is actually for flag football. Douche on the left drinking a can of Tilt.
 

Pfah, is that you over Fesick's left shoulder?
 

@ Vader:

Indeed. If Plinky's mom suddenly sprouted as many phalluses out of her body as has gone in, she'd be a dickupine.

BCS?
 

'Roid douche is showing us what grade he finished.
Mini-me douche just wants to be like 'Roid douche when he grows up.
The hott just wants to be ass-banged.
 

Oh bless the hott...
She knows not of what she does.
She knows not of much at all, in fact.
But she's not beyond saving.

Unlike WWF-bag & tag-bag there who both could only contribute meaningfully to society if made into glue.

Hell, I'll take banana bleeth home. Just so I can live out my days poking her orange peel ass with kitchen utensils until she squeaks.
 

Oh bless the hott...
She knows not of what she does.
She knows not of much at all, in fact.
But she's not beyond saving.

Unlike WWF-bag & tag-bag there who both could only contribute meaningfully to society if made into glue.

Hell, I'll take banana bleeth home. Just so I can live out my days poking her orange peel ass with kitchen utensils until she squeaks.
 

Rubber Douchey:

Being anti-military today makes you a social pariah. Change all military references to San Francisco and you'll be fine.
 

I think Miss Lickey is flashing Testosterbag's cock length with that little 'V' gangsta thing of hers.
 

Foreground of douche with a background of boners.
 

what's with the HUGE gray penile type projection coming from background douche's head??
 

@ Danny,

Dude, I can say whatever I want about the military. I grew up around many a base AND I'm a veteran :):) I didn't have a problem with the military really, just the constant homoeroticism displayed around me. I saw, did my term, and ran.

But I do see your point.