Yep, she's still hott.

LOVE the little hint of ass cheek.

He's just an ass hair.
 

Beer = my crutch...after looking at this DB. Tilting a pint back for the glint of ass cheek. See you again for the Sunday Morning Hangover!
 

She only wants him for the tremendous bulge in his crutch.

Rather than a crutch he needs his feet amputated above the angle and replaced with old lady's chair legs with ball rollers on them, and then he should be pushed down a flight of old splintery stairs into a kiddie pool full of rat ejaculate and bat guano.

That is a rare and beloved glimpse o' side butt.
 

How did this gimp rush the stage of Celine Dion's Vegas show?

"MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOOONNN" HONK!!!!!!
 

Still totally HOTT. Only some major sideboob here could have upped her hottness. Although, she's giving a classic douchesneer this time. That deducts points.
 

ouch- that crushes my soul
 

tushie tease!
 

Lets not assume that this chick is into him. She is giving him the cheek, not looking too happy about the kiss (just happy about dancing and getting her picture taken) and generally seems like she is ready to twirl away.

Plus his belt buckle says rock star and he needs to be beat over the head with it. This guy was a total waste of sex.
 

I don't usually condone abusing the handicapped; but I think this is a good case for an exception.
 

If, by "Time to start drinkin'." you mean "Time to start slappin' sausage after downloading the pic and 'shopping out the 'bag", then I agree wholeheartedly.
 

Zebra is the new boner.

Brunette hott's little hint of ass ham is making me pant and rub my ass on the ground like that little pomeranian down the street does every time she see's that minpin out for a walk . Holy fucking shit she's hott Batman.

If I am able to bend steel with the erection I have right now I wonder if I can bend those two crutches in to a pretzel around his neck.

I would gnaw on her kitty like a rabid Vern Troyer!
 

Damn you, DB1! Damn you!

You just couldn't resist crushing what little remained of our souls, could you?

You're an evil, evil man, Jay Louis.
 

Good thing my buddy's the bartender at the closest bar to my office. These two pictures of deathtongue with the exquisite female specimine requires a couple Rusty Nails just to numb the pain in my groin - yes DB1, worse than a baseball bat swing. Could death tongue's hott edge out Purge hottie for DB1's next ex-wife? DB1, more pictures for the critics please.

It's hard to believe that the pain I feel came from an emotional blow. Does that make me a woman?

Nevermind, just becuase I wear their clothing doesn't actually make me one.
 

somewhere all thedr choads read that tommy lee picked up pamela back in the day by licking her face at a party. who knew what disgusting baggery that line would spawn?
 

someone started this lyric, but i feel it needs to be finished, because this guy isn't deathtongue, he's the leper lover.

leper lover, creature of the dark
drip your disease, leave your mark
through the gutter, slime and stinky
George Bush is a twinkie

i feel slimed just by looking at him.

but then again, i'd totally slime her.
 

If I were her, I'd stay in my apartment at night and molest myself.
 

That mouth is begging for a penis, my penis.

His shirt reads - New York City, where I'll die a horrible death if I keep seeing her.

I'm going to hire a jihadie, Mustafa cabbie to ram your ass as you stagger out of this N.Y. bar. And right before you lapse in to unconsciousness the last thing you will see is me mounting your hott's anal chasm like Hidalgo and riding it in to the sunset. Yippie kay ay mother fucker!
 

She might be the hottest chick on here every.

I am barely seeing Mr. ROCKSTAR.

MORE! MORE! MORE!
 

1. Db1 was right

2. he's on fucking crutches/ he better have injured himself saving her life and that's his appeal to her
 

That bitch was either getting paid to take a pic with this ugly douch bag who probably hurt his foot shaving his asshole or that bitch is extremely drunk
 

thanks DB1. you are a good man, completely UNlike this total choad. so.....what are the chances of scoring more photos of her? i think we can all handle whatever douchebagness abounds around her. she's lovely. he's on crutches.

game on.
 

bobbi harlow bleethed out and lobotomized hott, the teacher from bloom county is none to happy that stepson steve dallas jr wore a t shirt and jeans to her wedding...but a douche is a douche and raised with the music of deathtounge and living ones life based on the moral philosophies and social customs of nill the catt have taken their toll...she knows he is gonna blow chunks just not on her steve approved dress
 

Jesus Christ. The doucheocity is off the charts here. I'm at a loss for words.
 

I drink alone enough as it is.

Ugh.
 

To all those heartbroken over this picture:

weep not.

Hot girls that are with douchebags are usually the female version of douchebags themselves. One cannot see this at first, of course, because one is mesmerised by their beauty and blinded to their true, inner douchy nature. Only dating them for a few weeks (or months, depending on how bright or desperate you are) will reveal what they truly are. Then the douchebags the girls were dating before you (whom you so valiantly rescued them from) will suddenly come to mind and you'll realise there was a very very good reason why they were with such knuckleheads after all.

Moral of the story: if a girl is with a douche, chances are quite high she's a "douche" herself. So, do not despair and think some great injustice is being committed on the world because hottie is with him rather than so-much-more-deserving you. Chances are you dodged a bullet; unless, of course, you're a douchebag yourself.
 

fuckin' a, father o'doucheran...

truer words have never been typed. seriously, kudos.

these girls are fun to look at because they are pretty/hot/sexy....but if they want to sell themselves out to fucking douchebags that they think are cool....then fuck 'em. they'll get their wake-up call when he vanishes or treats them like shit. it's pretty much inevitable really.

the whole thing is entertaining. which is one of the main reasons this website kicks fucking ass.

thanks DB! i'd like to think perhaps we've saved some of these ladies from certain failure. but....perhaps not. whatever. they'll learn eventually.

it sure as hell makes for endless entertainment.
 

P.S. my wife is hotter than any of these girls.
 

I had started drinking with the first shot of death tongue.... now I'm leaving work & will move on to the hard stuff... 12 pack make way for the whiskey


btw, she is delectable! he I will beat over the head with his crutch.
 

A part of me just died and fell off in a fetid heap at my feet.

Life is totally not fair.
 

I want to take his crutches away and beat him with them while he lays on the floor screaming in pain.

In her case I just wanna see her boobies.
 

it's obvious these two are in love. why must we mock them?

why must we see the happiness these two possess and criticize and mock them?

these are merely two young people in love, and here we sit in judgement of them. like we are so much better. like we've never been young and compromised certain values and standards in the face of love? if you really love a girl...if you know what the feeling incompasses...than these pictures do not offend...they instill a feeling of young love...that all too-familiar feeling of butterflies in the stomach, hope for the future, general sense of well being.

LOL

i'm just kidding.

I pray, that if these two mate, their children die in their cribs, suffocating on their own vomit.

Also, Darksock for President.
 

Father O'doucheran, your words ring very true, and I'd like to just follow up on a few things you said. I believe the beauty of this site is that it gives us an outlet to discuss the stupidity that most of us see on a daily basis. I can't think of how many beautiful, intelligent, independent women that I've known - whom for one reason or another have decided that being with a guy who is, well, a douche for lack of a better word.

And really, I think this is what so many of these people who get angry with their pictures being on DB1's site don't seem to realize, this is just for fun. I don't hate Fish Slap, I don't even know Fish Slap. However, if I see his picture and some smartass comment enters my mind, yeah maybe I'll throw down a few choice words. In much the same way, there are very many beautiful, sexy girls on here, but as you said, there's probably some weird thought processes going on in their minds that makes them hang out with vacuous, superficial idiots that are so often frequented here.

So in conclusion, you are spot on in everything you say, I've been "lucky" to know women who will blow anyway ANY girl on this site (yes, even Purg Hottie), but they were just something nice to look at, nothing going on upstairs. It's like how rich people tend to date other rich people, and races/generations/classes tend to date their own people, so do douches tend to gravitate to douches of the opposite sex. So we get to enjoy some beautiful pictures of beautiful women, and don't have to deal with all the BS, so it's all good :). Great post by the way.
 

man you douchebags are some weepy ass drunks
 

i do think our hott is taking a defensive posture here not just her hand trying to rebuff douche as he attempts to unsheath her joytoys...her face seeems to be saying its time to stop, i just wanted to make my boyfriend jealous
not kill him with axe breathed ax wound
 

Wham bam thank you Nell,
I'm on the Amtrak to Hell.

And I blame that cute little ass cheek for it.

Who hurt you, little girl? Cuz I got some root oil that will clear it right up.
 

Good God, I did not think it could get as bad as Deathtongue I.
Guess I was wrong...
There is not enough booze around me to make me forget this.
Shame on you DB1!
 

I agree that girls who are dating douchebags probably are douches themselves and I would not enjoy dating them/being around them. I think the issue is that girls like that are not born, they are made. This is why it is so sad to see. I think DB1 has the best advice when he tells us to go out and save some hotness, because this is what can happen when you don't.
 

@ pfah 6:49

Wow. This is an uncharacteristic amount of restraint for you. Six paragraphs about the illusory hotness of some women without one mention of...[reads pfah @ 6:50]...oh sweet buttery behbeh jeebus.
 

@baron.....yes my friend, you got me. nice one. i laughed out loud. and i just cracked a beer in your honor.
 

oh god it hurts... such douchness...
 

More pic's of her, we don't care what you have to do to get them... game on.
 

And so, with the 2nd picture, quartasian hott rejects the assumptions of innocence, sweetness, and purity that we heaped upon her. Truly she is not what we imagined, but is, as the good Padre OD divined, the omnipresent fem-douche. Perhaps at one point she merited such sanctimonious labels, but that time, it is passed. And that innocent, delectable core that once lived within QH has gone supernova, and is now a cold, lifeless shell.
Our leopard princess is not oblivious to the heinously objectionable Tongue. She is aware of the Tongue, and she willingly pairs with him. She does not hide the hindquarter from him, she presents it to him gladly. And we watch, and wonder what went wrong in this country.
 

The guy hes hugging is a payed dude that was dressed up and payed to get kissed and reach for his ass. THat girl is a payed dude. Dont be fooled,
This form of 'baggery is not uncommon for Shitbricks like this pretend-to-be upstart faggot. I feel only pity and shame on idiots like sucka-on-macock here, whos cock is probably somewhere between one and two microbe's length.
 

He wins/loses hands down. I wanna rip out that slimy lizard tongue, saute it in butter and onions and make them both eat it.
I'm hoping she's enduring that embrace cause she's a hooker/stripper waiting for him to slide a rolled up five dollar bill into her ass.
I'm going to go poke out my own eyes now.
 

Dearest Father O Doucheron, I disagree with your logic in attempting to soothe the wounds to our collective psyche caused by this animal print loving perfection in stilletto's and the ingrown hair on the ass of humanity douchebag that is sucking the lifeblood from her visage. Although noble and gentlemanly of you to take the self-protective initiative, no amount of logic can rationalize our unabided hatred and disgust, mostly due to one thing - the fact that we all know that face in our crotch would be heaven on earth; but instead, its in his.......
Yours truly, Sporting a Semi.
 

The real douch bags are the sad lonely guys sitting at home senslessly judging people who talk to real people! (Sorry internet doesn't count!) Not only does this guy have fabulous tits... He has a super hottie grinding him while on crutches!! Who feels like the douch bag now...?!
 

Her ass just called; it said "FFFFAFF!"
 

There is nothing in this world that is able to saden me and enrage me both at the same time..the only thing that comes close to this feeling would be watching a crying clown push a criple down a flight of stairs