How did he survive the abortion?
 

Shit, where to start?

Nice ribbed, JC Penny Cheryl Ladd collection v-neck silk shirt with optional plunging fag neckling, you fucking goomba.

You look as if Diebold from the movie Friday is fisting you while this picture was taken.

Your bleeth? She likes it from behind, no doubt.
 

Who did Jim Carrey knock up, and then kick to the curb, that gave birth to this 'tard?
 

Apparently Jim Carey fucked Max Casella and this period clot was formed.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Sopranocharacter_benny.gif
 

I have a really strong urge to parade him in shackles through the town square while everyone throws rotting garbage at him, walk him up to the platform, and lop off his head with a guillotine. It must be his ET-like long ass neck.

The bleeth is Jaime Pressley 1998 hot, like when she was in Poison Ivy 2.
 

It's fascinated me (well not really) but I have been in restrooms from the Napoleon room in Moët headquarters to the EZ-Go on the way to Myrtle Beach and sure as shit there is a booger on the wall next to the urinal. You really got to wonder.

Anyway, that's what this assneck reminds me of.

-JCD
 

Amy Smart the meth years is still hott! Nice Freudian lei slip there admin, yes I'd like to lei her too.
 

Oooh ... oh, so gay.

So very, very gay.

Gay.
 

I'm more curious about where the douche-face comes from? I've NEVER made that face into a camera, yet it seems to be universal amongst the douche-set.

Has it been passed along douche to douche as part of the dreaded Grieco virus? Or is it a primal vestige left over from the dawn of douche, coming to the forefront as the virus takes hold?
 

if John Leguizamo and Adam Ant had a love child, this pud would be it...

he is no doubt her gay dance instructor...(i know, redundant)

she is all deep blue velvet naughty,
a hint of a summer breeze during this endless winter,
she makes me believe spring will actually come,


and then i see this pickle kisser and it's five more weeks in hell...
 

Are we sure this isn't 2 chicks? If it is, the one of the left is way cuter, and that ain't sayin' much.
 

the v-neck makes me want to kill. one can only assume he has a chain that long dangling in his shirt so he can catch the attention of all the ghei bois as it glints between his titties. apparently hes been down on the corner giving too many rough bjs cause his jaw has been destroyed and is caving in now. she reminds me of the first hooker i saw down in Waikiki. cute, but covered in dirty and gross and probably disease. he reminds me a bit of my first ex-boyfriend. skinny, fruity, and douche. now im going to have to scrub my brain to forget that i ever dated such a big scrote. thanks a lot.
 

I concur scrotebob. She's got those far-apart, inbred mongoloid eyes, and she ain't showing us much otherwise. On the other hand, a girl in my college biology lab had far-apart eyes and she was a wildcat....so it's not all bad.
 

He looks just like the actor who played the Goblin, or whatever, in the Spiderman movies...James Franco, that's him!
 

When throwing the poo, one must be careful to only hit the douche. We can't be splattering the hot with it.

Unless you're into that.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

douche looks like a top spinning on a headless mannequin..truth is though there isn't much else to analyze without feeling kinda gay about it so i move on......funny you should mention college bio this girl reminds me of the blow job queen of my freshamn dorm. without getting too graphic, she once took a king size snickers bar put it in her mouth whole walked up put her dishes on the conveyer belt tray and silver ware in the bin etc walked back to the table and pulled out the bar melty but whole...now thats flirting
and she had a douchewad still in high school boyfriend like this choad
 

C'mon fellas. Just looking gay is (or shouldn't be) grounds for being tagged a douche.

No crazy hnd signal shit, No sideways baseball hat, bandanna or gang colors, no hyper-steroid musculature.

I mean, the kid's a fucking wreck as his facial contortion no doubt indicates. Flower-muching Mega Hottie probably just reached down and grabbed a hand full of our boy's maleness which he's no doubt never experinced before.
 

Inbred mongoloid eyes? Wow Ed, with one remark we have managed to insult both the people of Central Asia and the those that possess an extra chromesome. Really Ed, Mongoloid may have been an acceptable term back in the 1920's when you were had your Vaudevillian blackface routine but in today's world we call it Downs syndrome. You could have at least used something creative like fetal alcohol syndrome.

Personally she is all sorts of hot to me and she looks a bit frisky. This guy however might not be making that face, he may be anorexic. Look at that collar bone jutting out.
 

mountain douche brings up an excellent point I am hoping the DB1 covers in detail in his forthcoming tome; where do the douche identifiers originate and how do they propagate through the douche-osphere? Is there a special, hidden how-to-be-a-'bag group on myspace these turd blossoms use to discuss the latest 'bag moves, fashions and douche-faces. Or does the infection spread organically from douche to bleeth to douche?

Have there ever been ethnographic, sociological and/or anthropological studies release on douche identifier development and epidemiology? Perhaps the CDC has more info.
 

I see he is sporting the douchebag chain as well.
 

interesting calling out someone as anonymous that goes back to well calling people out...why not at least put a fake name to it...not that anyone including me cares but it seems fair to have your previous comments to grade your overall pc sensitivity over the course of the last few posts..
 

anon 10:07--

i concur on the malnourishment comment. the photograph stops just short of his distended stomach. the douche face is not intentional but the product of his body digesting his nerve endings for spare ATP.

poor little bulimic GRIDS bag.
 

ed, can you go one day without pissing off an anon?

if she's a mongoloid, i guess that makes me a mongo-lover.

i'm sorry, mongo-american. is that better?
 

So, when's ballet practice over?
 

oops i crapped my pants
 

cool face pose
 

I'm embarrassed that I know this, but I'm 99% sure those two are Todd and Amanda, the final two on last season's Survivor. They could be quite the douchey celebrity couple, except that Todd is flaming gay (as if I needed to point that out.
 

D-Face looks like he just got out of a concentration camp. Granted, a concentration camp that allows its inmate access to goomba hair gel and tight, black women's blouses.
 

Douche.
 

This is the face one would make while fellating a tomcat.

anon 10:07--

I have fecal alcohol syndrome: I have a couple of drinks and start talking shit.

But you are correct; "mongoloid" is an archaic term from a less sensitive time. The correct term is 'tard.
 

suck a dick ya faggot!