nice neon bracelets fag. where they heading to the Wham! reunion concert??
 

He looks like he is sporting a semi too...
 

I'm guessing the pink boa is his.
 

Which Baldwin brother is he again?

I went to highschool with a loser like this, his mommy bought him a new Supra, and the girls just loved him. Saw him the other day driving a beat up Mercury Cougar still wearing his signature tank top with his ball cap turned sideways pulling into a Pawn Shop. No lie, and the guy is almost 40 now.
 

Given the puff paint art project tank, I would agree the pink boa is his.

I would also state that Marilyn is probably glad she's dead.

Better yet, I bet Marilyn wishes Joe Dimaggio would smack this goon in the teeth with a fucking Louisville slugger.
 

By the looks of their (hahahahah! matching? hahahah) shirts, they were both privy to the same money shot. I'm guessing (hoping?) that this was shot at her place. Then again, a big pink boa on him couldn't possibly make him look any more ridiculous.

She's hot, but I'm getting an Anna Nicole vibe ... maybe it's the lazy eyes (or she's just stoned, which actually adds a few points in my book ... not enough to disregard the grieco-infection she's getting by proximity here).
 

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She is Anna Nicole... if Anna Nicole weren't a fat whore... and dead.
 

I think this is Peaches' long lost douchey half-brother. Same shaped face, different douchey hand gesture. That's why Peaches is Peaches, and the Dripper is just the Dripper.
 

I'm thinking this might be a a good pic for the "History of Douche" segment.
The acid wash jeans, the spin art tank tops, the jelly bracelets, the marilyn monroe velvet painting. This oozes an eighties vibe.
Like HIV in the eighties, Douche was still very misunderstood. Odds are this skin tag traded junk bonds and drove a Pontiac Fiero.
The broads shirt looks like she got bukkaked by a bunch of Snorks (to keep the eighties references going).

-Arkansas Dave
 

Is this Little Stewie Thornton Mellon-Head's older brother?
 

Matching. Fucking. Tank tops.
 

Wow if he was pointing at me I would swear he was Peaches's brother.
 

Whoops sorry Scrotebob I didn't see you make that comment already.
 

Anybody think her head is freakishly small?
 

cute, they make their own clothes. something tells me it was his idea.
 

does jackson pollock have to slap a bitch?
 

Project Runway reject.........
 

Give it up for DBwhizz-un! This is the good stuff! Too many hours in a gym sweatin wit da boyz, kissy lips, hand signals, really odd jewelry choices, and a hott that I would love to slather in butter and roll in cinnamon. This female could convince me to trade my whip for her heroin habit just to rub my cheek against the inside of the jeans that are now nuzzled against her luuuvely thighs. Wow. The crib has to belong to the dick sucker in the blow paint shirt and fem jeans.
 

It's Peaches and Da Slap's clone spawn. Somewhere in Jersey, a laid off pharmaceutical scientist has created a new race of uber-douches based on two HOS-ers. His only mistake was cladding them in mid-80s college-wear making them instantly recognizable and easy to exterminate.

The psuedo-hott sets my tranny detector off. Something ain't quite right with her face. Lack of rack doesn't reassure either. Evil scientist may also have created uber-bleeths but didn't chose wisely on the boobage genes.
 

The 80's called...all of them. They want their shit back, pronto.
 

Full blown douchebag. The other is a semi; looks good at first glance but there are issues.
 

This pic would be so much better if she was holding a still smoking Sig Sauer and the Marilyn print was freshly coated in that jerk stain's brains.
 

hey, 1994 called, it wants its authentic worn-by-the-Saved-By-The-Bell cast t-shirts back.
 

HA! SAVED-BY-THE-BELL....NICE.

Her head looks o small because she sportin' the 1980 tease. Or maybe it's just because she's built like a linebacker.

I want to punch him.
 

I'm guessing that apartment has an average of three mirrors per room.

And a bathroom with an arsenal of hair products and fragrances on a shelf six feet long and eighteen inches wide.

And the second bedroom doubles as closet space.

Just sayin'.
 

Of every bag that has been featured on this site, neon jelly bracelet bag should be the poster boy of this place. I'm not much for blondes, but that chick needs a crank in her ear.
 

and then choked unconscious with that horric shirt.
 

I'm surprised it took this long for you to discover this douche, he's by far one of the biggest tools in san diego.. He calls himself SD Rockstar.. He's proof of my theory that anyone named Tyler is either a douche or gay..
http://www.myspace.com/vivalasvegas enjoy every possible douche stereotype rolled into one douche
 

another pic or two of this strokebag and he might be HOS material. what a shit pusher.
also would like to cover this chick in ropey loads, similar to the shirt.
 

I had to check the comments section to see if anyone else had caught the uncanny resemblance to Peaches. I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice it. Perhaps this is a picture of Peaches before he truly developed his patented doucheface + point and metro-douche style. Even without those, he makes my angina act up.

She looks at me as if telling me to worship her like a trained puppy; or she's telling me to treat her like John Holmes treated Nina Hartley...I can't tell, but I'm pretty sure its the latter one. I hope to see this HCwDB in the weekly...the resemblance is too uncanny.
 

So it's late O.K.? I have some free time on my hands. I checked out this putrid puke bag's myspace page, and there is enough material on there to back log this site for the next 3 years.

P.S. His myspace background is covered with his trademark neon cum drippings, which he "artistically" designed in hopes of creating some sort of Jackson Pollock-eqsue signature look.

Oh and the pink boa: definitely his. He's wearing his lovely red boa in another one of his pictures. Red is actually very becoming on him.
 

Errr.....Am I the ONLY one to notice King Douchious IV on this fuckslaps myspace page??? scroll down and you'll see. My god, they're networking. Single douchebags can be handled, even laughed at, definitely mocked and ridiculed like the wastes of procreation that they are.

But once they congregate in numbers, and can be traced back to the archives on this site.............god help us all.

Excuse me. I'll be in the bathroom, dying in a pool of my own blood after I slash my wrists.
 

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/sdrockstarty/IMG_9203_fury.jpg

In case you were doubting me or just can't bear the insufferable mental rape of perusing this shitstar's myspace page for more than .00001 seconds.
 

Thank God the picture is Marilyn Monroe. If it had been a Nagel I'm pretty sure I'd be having a seizure right now.
 

Before I visit the myspace page, I gotta ask -- isn't Peaches also from SD and goes by the handle "Maverick"?
 

@Linds, Douchenstein -- You may have exposed the west coast Master Lair of the Douche (Fish Slap runs the midwestern franchise).

God help us.
 

How could anyone think that getup looks good -- meathead douchebag - and hot chick!
 

i was going to comment but the neon flashing background made me go catatonic and i forgot what i was going to say. i give it a month before Bleeth catches him spreading the Grieco virus between the cheeks of some young impressionable 17 year old boy. "We're just wrestling!"
 

We are not giving the Dripper his due. DB1, If you check out this Douche's MySpace page he is clearly HoS material. Seriously this guy is a world-class uber-douche.
 

No matter how many laughs this Peaches wannabe gives me I still want to him to get hit by a locomotive. The blonde, although nowhere near as quality as some of the hotts on this site, still deserves my DNA in or on her body.
 

as stated by newman's and boobs mcdouchlin...i gotta go Pollack and say this kissy-fuck and his mannequin hott are tag-team raping the fuck out of Jackson's rotting drunken corpse...for shame on you, for shame!
 

Thinner Ellen Barkin Hott looks pretty damn sharp, but she either thought matching tank tops was a good idea, or worse, refused to dump Douchey McNeon when he suggested it. Either way there is indisputable evidence that she is an unredeemable Bleeth. Too bad, too. But not for Doucheface McMuscle shirt.
 

Jackson Pollock would never use colors like that. This is pure Hayzi Fantayzee album cover art spew.
 

The sleeve monster strikes again....
 

definatly his place. Its boring but he has the monroe picture. To show that he's sensitve and likes art. LOL!
 

What a cocksmoker, he reeks of Kylie Minouge, Wham and the Pet Shop Boys.

Nice Cover , but come out of the closet you fucking homo.