Yeeeekadouche...too many levels of wrong goin' on here to even comment.

*urp*
 

While this douche is posing with a brown-eyed cutie, the leopard hat and purple curtains tells me he's a gay stripper and she's at a stip club for a bachelorette party.

You can tell he takes it up the poop shoot by the way he grimaces as he applies too much direct pressure to his fissured anus.

The billy goat chin pubes? A ball sack tickler.
 

i thought stone temple pilots were getting back together? from the looks of it, scott weiland is using again...
 

You could switch the curtains and leopard print and no one would notice. His eyes look dead. I'm going to add to Huey's comments and say gay stripper who turns a lot of tricks.
 

I hope that ghost nipple opens fire with the fury of 1000 suns and sets his goatee on fire.
 

Someone in this photo lost a bet... and my guess is that chinscrote wasn't the one who lost...

This photo is just plain wrong.


Quite.
 

;(
 

This idiot reminds me of Mystery from that pick-up show; just a bit more douchey.
 

However, my Sandy Duncan Brunette Hottie is all sorts of cute. I'd like to see her in panties made of her crocheted shirt.
 

He even looks uncomfortable with his own appearance...and he should, because he looks like he got beat with a woman's house slipper for 10 hours straight.
 

Since when did Natalie Portman need to find loser heroin rattled magician country guitar players to hang out with? Her neck next to his nasty chin growth... disturbing. Please baby, wake up and call your folks. They'll forgive you and let you move back to Indiana.
 

Im still reallin from dickwab banger bitches comments....


but this guy is a gay stripper with his faggy hair handle....

but sheeee oooohhhh nice smile, a shade too gummy but when shes bobbin I wont see that...

oooghhhhh bobbin
 

yea N portman,....

your right
 

I'd like to set his 'burns on fire and watch his face melt like the old guy who picked the wrong goblet in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade."

Also, nice tom turkey beard emerging at your collar line from that vagina you call a neck.

Fucking o.d. already.
 

this guy looks like Martin Gore of Depeche Mode.

$100 says all of their fingernails are painted black.
 

His nails are, at least a yellowish brown tint from digging in his crack.
 

crocheted panties maybe like these?
 

Nice find namer and by find I mean boner.

Hey Billy the scrote, Jon Bon Jovi from the 80's called and he wants his bisexual cheetah love helmet back.

She looks like a Picasso painting I once saw while tripping. Ewwww.
 

@ Namer:

You have to put up some kind of disclaimer... Moogly googly.

And yes. Like that. Only in my mouth.
 

Sure the guy is douche but in a pretty harmless form. Where some of these guys make me want to come through the monitor to cut their nuts off, this guy just makes me feel mild pity.

Frankly the chick is only sorta-cute and doesn't really even qualify as hott. This match doesn't make me angry at all.
 

I am shocked he is straight and would want to touch a woman considering the hat he has on
 

Zut alors! Adele, you charming French exchange student, get away from ze heroin bag! Come to my house for wine. I will remove your crocheted panties and introduce you to my homemade French bread!

(That whole thing is supposed to be in a Pepe Le Peu-type accent.)
 

@ mr. white

Funny. I read it in a Pepe Le Peu-type accent before seeing your disclaimer.
 

Alors monsieur le blanc. Vous etes si passe. Moi, j'aime bien les mecs q'aime les mecs. A plus!

Ciao les Douches! Ca va?
 

If her panties look anything like his hat, I'm in.
 

light sweet crude jesus but chris gaines looks like shit...
 

Sol

The last time I saw you, you were in your own piss and blood and were very embarrassed about that. I know your shadow is always dare lookin ta choke you but if you join the nudest camp with me and Jimb we'll take care of it. Just don't you worry about that!

p.s. did you ever sell your civil war foot?

-JCD
 

Well, all he good Scott Weiland rips are taken. All I can think of is that this relationship is doomed once she finds out he's been stealing eyeliner out of her purse.

Then again, maybe they met in the cosmetics aisle picking out the same shade. Bet they can't wait to tell their grandkids that little story.
 

Another disciple of Mystery??
 

@anon 1:55

He sold it along with the canon and the shrunken head.
 

Thanks a lot namer. I need mental preparation before I see that. Given "crocheted panties like this?" in bold blue letters should hint at what's to come, but I was still caught off gaurd and now have to leave work to change pants.

Don't mind me, great post.
 

Honestly, my rage at He Just Bangs is so blinding that this poor guy could be my bestest buddy and big toe.

As far as I can tell, his only mistake is wearing that hat when there was a camera around. Besides that, he looks like 90% of the guys under 40 here in Oregon.

She, on the other hand, could not possibly be a local. Her hotness would cause a ridge of high pressure that would turn this place into a desert inside of four months.

And yes, "high pressure" also refers to my pants.
 

This is a girl my friend knows in NYC. I felt compelled to send these pics in. Here's a pic of her in bra & panties.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3319/2093501487c26486118abye4.jpg

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4944/1715052725352c9a15cabdz8.jpg
 

*URK*

This one hits close.

I think I might actually know this one.

Maybe. Could be.

Or maybe the voices in my head are fucking with me again.
 

This bag gives me the creeps. He looks the byproduct of a long night of drinking involving Boy George, The Marlboro Man, and the only open motel in Toledo on a weekend. I'd venture to say that things get ugly the further down you pan the camera for 'baguette as well...
 

I wanna be a douche-boy;
and you can be my douche-girl

How many of Hugh Hefner's slippers had to die for that cowboy hat? Why, I outrage!
 

Post fight press conference photo. Natalie won.
 

Future weekly winner? Maybe. That fuckin hat is the gayest headgear I've seen in a long time. Bon Jovi's jealous a that one.
 

That's David Knobberfield, gay magician. He can make a cock disappear in one gulp.
 

He looks like Keith Richards from about 3000 years ago, before he aged so gracefully.
Nice leopard- print fedora, Pre-Cambrian Keith. Shine on, you crazy chin pube.
 

hef's sippers and David Knobberfield. Nice work

Hey, BQ, does a girl think it a plus or minus when your man wears the same shade of lipstick? Is it a bit awkward when you take a dude home to pops who wears more mascara? Type slowly, I'm taking notes.
 

This guy is obviously using the GAME
 

@manofexception.com: Mystery was the first thing I thought of when I saw this bag.

And is it just me, or does the hottie have the "Mark of the 'Bag" on her forehead? Terminally Bleethed?
 

@bleethlvr995 - strangely enough, make-up on a dude can be cute. But then, I have a tendency to like guys in drag. On someone like this douchebag, it just looks gay.

I appear to be contradicting myself.

I'm not sure how to explain it really. When make-up is worn in a poser/emo way or (-and I risk being redundant here-) to make up for being tragically born without a personality, I don't like it. But when it's worn by someone like Gene Simmons, Dimmu Borgir, Billy Corgan, Brian Molko from Placebo, Glen Danzig, then I think it's cool. I guess it's all in how it's applied, by whom, and why.

I hope this helps. I will be giving a lecture on this subject throughout universities in North America. You can also find my book on Amazon.com. It's called... Okay I'm lying.
 

THATS "MYSTERY" FROM VH1'S PICK UP ARTIST !!
 

sweet hat
 

Natalie Portman Hott shouldn't be too bleethed out as long as we can surgically remove her cheek from Anorexic-Emo douche and his little leopard hat and dangling chin seeweed.