RoethlisbergerBAG!!!!!!
 

Rediculous fauxhawk
Douchey belt buckle
Pearl necklace
Rhinestoned t-shirt
Facial scrote

Add it up, what do you get?

DD boobies. Dammit.
 

Holy...cow. BOOBIES.
 

His visual douchiness tests my gag reflex while her cleavage invites me to test hers
 

she has Kim Kardashian's ass on her chest.
 

Tag, exciting and new,
Come aboard.
We're expecting you.
Tag, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.
(and you wretch)

The Douche Boat
soon will be making another run.
The Douche Boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance (or at least as PTPer).

Be sure to tip Isaac.
 

Oates did rock.
 

I could carve 2 German uboat flotillas out of those mamms. Jesus 5000 cc is definitely overdoing it a bit.
 

This is the celebration for the navy's new flotation device, the silibag 2000. You activate it by placing your hand on the front which in turn activates the flotation balloons.
Man overboard, indeed!
 

What Pfah said.

In fact, I think he might be holding her down because obviously gravity isn't enough to keep those helium filled whatsits on ground level.
 

Dammit, anon, you took my planned Capn Stubing reference.
Does his shirt say "Ho"? This is a swingers cruise for sure.
 

Looks like the Skipper might be standing in the background. I'm sure they used her flotation devices to get off the island.
 

"What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?
just cause she has big titties?
or is it the way, he fights every day?
No, it's probably the titties."

-DVDA, "Now You're a Man"
 

If the front of his shirt reads "HO", would it be safe to assume that the back reads "MO"?
She is a delicious little piece of porn delight, though.
 

Young at heart Douche Bag

Adds fiber to Gatorade

Finds his lost love child
 

He has his hand on her stomach to offset the pressure being put on the titanium rod in her back. The rod surgically implanted to allow her to stand, that is.
 

it's douche Ben Roethlisberger...oh, wait; was that redundant?

His shirt says "Mo", his tonsorial icon; pre hair gel of course. Spelling was never one of Big Ben's intellectual strengths.
 

There is big and just plain ridiculous!!!

And I have never seen ridiculous!

BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!
 

Allow me to blow you away with my acerbic wit:

Boobs
 

I'd like to use that handcuff necklace to tether my cock in place....uuhh.....whatever.
 

douche is alright...lol man i barely started looking at the pic and you blast me with roethlisberger bag...as a steeler fan i'd like to argue but you nailed it to a wall and made it give you cab fare...he is the reason why punk rock should have burned every recording in 1983...this guy was never meant to be on board...under this uberbleething i bet there is a hott
 

to be fair - its not really a fauxhawk since the sides of his huge melon are shorn pretty close to the wick.


I'm just sayin'
 

I like oats with cinnamon. And big mamma-jamma boobs!
 

these boobs need their own post..because you can fit your whole head in their and i bet you hear the ocean...this chick could do push ups with her elbows in straight casts...just a flick of the wrists and the boobs are on the floor...what interests me more id the blonde at 3 15 to douche
her look is deeeeply stoned..i never banged a catatonic before...
is that a purity point?
 

Hey look, the Hott has one of those half mine\half yours necklaces, handcuffs, I have the other halve as a cock ring....... then my alarm clock went off! (of course my half would have to be bigger, you know, for my cock and all) Whew, good save.
Maybe not douche, just a dick face.
 

@ pfah said...
she has Kim Kardashian's ass on her chest.

Too funny!! I was trying to reference an ass cliche, but you said all that is needed.
 

Wow - thats the first time i actually laughed out loud at a photo on this site. What a very totally pretentious, gay, art-deco, gay, hair do. I'm reminded of Chris Tucker from Fifth Element:
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/9121/lecinquimelment
ruby2ro.jpg
Jesus I almost can't type any more cuz I can't stop laughing at this turnip-head...
Holy boobies... When's the next solar eclipse? When she takes off her bra? Thought so.
I love the mini-handcuff necklace. No really - I seriously do. Is that what her meatsack uses to restrain small woodland creatures so he can molest them while she watches?
If she wants to molest me though, I'm ok with that.
 

@ Pfah:

"Kim Kardashians ass"

That's perfect. Thanks for making me pee my pants.
 

I had hoped her boobs were big enough to bump Vote or Kissy Lips off the main page. I figured it was impossible, but with boobies like these... I still scrolled down with high hopes.
 

those 2000cc sweatertainment centers she has are the equivalent of two pinto engines reving up top...can't wait to see what happens when i rear end her....
 

Those boobs are begging to be motorboated. The implants are a little severe. It looks like they are about to burst out of the skin on her chest. I am in favor of plastic surgery, but those are a little aggressive.
 

Is he watching me with his private eyes? Is his kiss on my lips?
If he is I will be forced to send him to prison for insulting the great leader by implying that I might have homosexual tendencies, because I can't go for that, NO!

Svetlana, oh, Svetlana! For a simple gaze at the mammaries that feed Mother Russia I would give up all the uranium enrichment in the world! I would gladly pay you 10 million barrels of crude Tuesday for a feel today!
Beat me! Whip me! Humiliate me with your Cossack boot on my throat, your leather serf-whip tickling my groin. Ahrrrrgglrglrlgrlrlhhhhaaaaahhhh!

Oh! Prayer time...
 

@ mahmoud - Awesome prioritization dude. "Beat me! Whip me! Humiliate me...etc. Oh! Prayer time..." Classic
 

@ Heino
that quote wasn't DVDA, it's Orgazmo, but right on

Good lord, she's gotta be 80 by now, but Elvira seems to still be rockin it!! Jesus, I aint seen that much silicon since the last trip to the Mojave! Another 20 years n she's the next Joan Rivers, face so tight you can bounce a quarter off it.

I'll call them the Senior Citizen Douche Patrol
 

can you say flow-bee?
 

Xena must have a pineapple fetish if she digs this idiot.
 

@DB1
yo man, Oates does indeed rule, in a major way.
but remember, there would be no Oates without Hall.
it would be like you making my dreams almost come true.
and one other thing, does this DB have the Glaive as his belt buckle?
 

Why is it that these bodybuilders insist on having the most absurd haircuts imaginable?
 

a load that should have been swallowed