Gross DB1, I didn't come in to work on a Saturday to see this. I believe his hat says "cement", which is all too revealing. As for lady in white: "Triiiiimspaaaaa Baaabbbbbbby!"
 

Notta Hott and a Complete Douche. Ugly shit but it still brings me back to this site daily.

Shirtless fuckheads are way too common nowadays.
 

Puerto Rican/Cubanbag even has a kissy lip tattoo on his arm.
 

Ew. Texas flag tatoos... There is a very good chance that is his sister.
 

I protest DB1. Puerto Rican dudes ALL look like douches. Flexiflag simply has no choice. While the Tattesse may offer up some good luvin and behaves like a Bleeth Level 4, Sistah just don't get to hott status.

Where we can easily be confused is the 10 degree hat tilt, which may indeed have island origins, but since no PR Chachi even owns a shirt, ridiculing them for not wearing one is simply a form of bigotry & predjudice.
 

OMG, my friend, this is the funniest blog I've seen in ages, bunch of metros hiding behind these chicas gone loco as a cover up... classic! I'll be returing!
 

Another friday night in Cieba PR. Not much to steal since the Navy left. Cock fights dont start till midnight. I'm betting that Latin/Douche was wearing a silk scarf a few hours earlier. His & Her prison ink. How cheap and begging for more unwanted attention. Cement sombraro says it all. La vida loca.
 

In about 10 years her arms will be bigger than his. Mmmm...matronly!
 

I think she's hiding a barrel in her shirt. She's definitely a short-term rental.

Red beans and rice did not miss her.

Nice Ten Degree Hat Tilt and gym shorts at the bar, dickbag. With those tattoos, I can only imagine the color explosion that your car is emblazoned with.
 

To anon @ 12:38 PM:

not to call you a moron or anything...but - HEY MORON. THERE'S NOT ONE TEXAS FLAG IN THIS PICTURE!
THOSE ARE THE CUBAN AND PUERTO RICAN FLAGS.
 

aw c'mon she's not fat there's just more of her to ink...
this douchebag is the type that is always ahead of me in line to make
small purchases...he can turn a quick trip for a powerball ticket
into an all day excursion. he has the clerk explain the scratch-offs
ie take your grill out and scratch the gray parts...how the three munber thing works...then he stammers out a series of numbers so slowly and with so much repeating that i feel like i'm at a tourettes bingo...i end up knowing his numbers better than he does...
 

Sorry to post this DB1...but this is your worst post ever. I am well aware that sometimes you have to skew the definition of "hott" to post a pic of a bag, but never, ever have you posted a picture wherein the "hott" is ten times more disgusting than the "bag".

Until now.

Oh well. There always has to be a worst of everything.
 

The only things from Texas are beers, steers and queers.
And this douche don't look much like a steer, so that kinda narrows it down.
 

The only things from Cuba and Puerto Rico are fags, 'bags and flags. He is all three.
(jk about Cuba/Puerto Rico)
I think I may have the same colour of panties as he.
 

Gerardo bag has bueno pursed lips, and his eyes ironically say 'check out my puta, yo'. I'm 100% sure his mandanna and cocked cap are hiding an awe-inspiring mark of the Bag. Perhaps a DefCon level 4 cock n balls shine. His floral Gordita is fairly retch-inducing visually, but I bet she is an enchanting conversationalist, on topics ranging from the best places for fried cheese to the hottest rooster in the CockFighting circuit. Viva la raza!
 

This asswipe was definitely born in USA yet has spic flags on his arms. Pretty much what is wrong with this country in a nutshell.

Get out of my country chico!
 

Steroids must be pretty easy to acquire in third world countries like Puta Rico.
Jesus Christo, Mija. Just because your dress is flourescent yellow doesn't mean your eyelids need to be.
 

I like big butts and I cannot lie,A six pack later and you carry her home like a bowling ball.
 

a really heavy one. I don't know, ubiquitous anon, if you picked up on the Sir from my "red beans and rice did not miss her" or if on your own, but kudos either way.

And by kudos, I mean fat chick opting for the scooter at Wal-Mart before too long.
 

Thanks Jamie, I was about to call Texasdouche as well.

No question this this choad is of the Miamibag variety. He's sealed his bgness with kissy lips tat on his arm. I have a strong urge to drop an anvil on this choad's head. Not a hot is a skank.
 

@douchebagski know anywhere i can pick up a copy of sir mix a lot live at big assawwoman bay i seem to have worn out my original copy?

i would like to point out for those that missed it but puerto rico is a u.s. territory and its native bags are our native bags...
its like porvidence/jersey with an easier to understand accent...

seems like the best hotts in the photo are seated and facing away from the camera
 

To start, you misspelled the picture title.

To finish, you're supposed to call it Gay Pride Day.

That is so unPC of you, DB1. I'm evil and even I expected better.
 

@NOBD - I regretfully do not know where else you might be able to get one. Classics like that, like a fine Rolex or Cuban cigar (not 'bag) can be hard to come by these days.

Good point out on the fact Puerto Rico is the 51st state. We should all be shamed as Americans that we must claim ownership to 1/2 of this dickweed.

I make a motion that we add PR to the list of Douchebag Hot/Fallout Zones and give it it's own color coded threat level, provided by this used condom, of: Pink Thong (or is it neon orange?)

Fuck! My eyes...where's the bleach?
 

She's a douchebag, he is 3 kinds of Ricky Martin gay. WTF? Kissy lips tatt? I going to the tatt stand and getting one of those around my dick right now.
 

Are you folks for real with this idiotic racist bullshit? Hey, I'm all for calling a 'bag a 'bag [and this fella's prime 'bag on the hoof, no doubt], but douche-hood is achieved largely through a series of very bad choices. I believe that being a racist could be worse than being a douchebag. At least douchebags are funny.

Oh, yeah... and she definitely ain't no hott. I think it might be his Momma. Disqualified.
 

If a girl happens to not be the hottest chick on the block you don't need to point it out everytime. We have eyes. If a guy is a huge douche and the chick is good looking, I want to see the pic. Vice versa applies as well. The douchebags are what make this site, not the hot chicks. Unless you have something funny or unique just keep it to yourself.
 

i present to you exhibit A, the people vs. date rapist douchebag. as you can see, the plaintiff is completely unconscious, thanks to a ghb cocktail concocted by the defendant, jose guzman. while he held her up and continued to dance with her in a "weekend at bernie's" type fashion, it is clear that the young woman was not conscious, and did not give her consent for all the various oriface penetrations that later occured. i award the plaintiff the sum of ten thousand dollars, to cover the cost of the abortion and emotional damage.
 

Yep, Winehouse-esque tats do take much of the "H" out of the "HC".

- Oucheday Agbay
 

She makes me feel fat.
 

...and the gayest tattoo award goes to...
 

Fuck Fish Slap....... this guy reminds me of the Schlapmeister.
 

I am concerned that this guy might have borrowed some underwear from the girl he tricked into sleeping with him the night before. And the problem is to me that she knows how to grab an ass better than this fine specimen of douchehood can even fathom.

And I truly hope this poor soul is not wearing a thong!