Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, February 15, 2008

Friday Haiku

Jesus Bling and Tags,
Hair ripples like plastic grass,
On the field of ass.

lenny kravitz son
are you gonna go my way?
if so, i'll punch you

-- bcs

Brian Austin Green
90210 checks drying up
Initials B.A.G.

-- marcos douchebagdatis

What is he wearing?
Is that Dice Clay's old jacket?
Five bucks on eBay.

-- mr. white

Mark of bag theory:
Testicles get chesticles
Teabag my head please!

-- jonathan pompadour

Install tile all week
Pose hard with bartender hotts
Impress myself, Brah.

-- bleethlvr995

In dungeon of douche
Gavin Rossdale wannabe
preys on mammaries

-- jacques doucheau

Is that tobasco?
Also disolves forehead grease.
Go ahead, try it.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

traveling salesman
heads of hotts stuffed in man-bag
send me leads Glenross

-- the 'bag apple

Skunk, dog tag and cross,
throat punch pepe ladouche please,
give hotts my bus pass

-- scent of a douche

boy band reject thought
his myspace fans were the bomb
til best two want cash

-- newman's own balsamic douche

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:11 AM

Comments:

Fruity drink says all
Oily Petey is Douchebag
Boobie plethora

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:07 AM

wine cooler douchebag
next to quartasian boobies
bacardi skeezers

# posted by

bcs : 7:09 AM

Boobies, sweet boobies
you will haunt me all Friday
lovely, chest pillows

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:09 AM

lenny kravitz son
are you gonna go my way?
if so, i'll punch you

# posted by

bcs : 7:10 AM

damn camera wont work
want to take picture of douche
"let me see it, bitch"

# posted by

bcs : 7:12 AM

Street Shark turd burglar....
Oh my lord, look at those TITS!
What was I saying???!!!

# posted by

Jonathan Pompadour : 7:13 AM

What would Jesus do?
Curse him with mark of the bag.
Wait, too late Jesus

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:13 AM

Douche drinks A-1 Sauce?
I will marinate his face
Fists tenderize meat.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:13 AM

Brian Austin Green
90210 checks drying up
Initials B.A.G.

# posted by

Marcos Douchebagdatis : 7:14 AM

it's blue eyed douchebag
born to be god among douche
sucking down fruit juice

# posted by

bcs : 7:14 AM

Left holds back smile
But her garments can't hold back
Her giant boobies

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:14 AM

inflatable chest
jesus bling dog tag combo
cheshire cat hott smiles

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:15 AM

What is he wearing?
Is that Dice Clay's old jacket?
Five bucks on eBay.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:16 AM

Damn guido with bling
Sandwiched by boobage galore
Greico Virus ooze

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:17 AM

Sergeant in Douche Corps
Uses a flank maneuver
On exposed boobies

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:17 AM

whats on your back douche?
you studying at the club?
douchebag 101

# posted by

bcs : 7:18 AM

Left wears a collar
She can walk my dog over
Those two giant hills

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:19 AM

Is this a real club?
Or a cinderblock bunker?
Ladies, you've been tricked!

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:20 AM

what does a douche drink?
bartles and james wine coolers
with boobs for coasters

# posted by

summer's eve satchel : 7:20 AM

I can't come up with
Anything witty. Left's boobs
Make me hard at work.

# posted by

Maximum Overdouche : 7:21 AM

The eyes sparkle blue.
Telling himself his own lies.
I'm not gay, I’m not…

# posted by

Vaccum Cleaner Bagg : 7:22 AM

bi-racial douchebag
spoiled meat in fake boob sandwich
dispose of quickly

# posted by

bcs : 7:22 AM

V for Victory!
Also Venereal Disease
Beware, you two hotts!

# posted by

Charles Nelson Douchely : 7:24 AM

what's more fruitier,
his foo foo drink or his hair?
who cares. fake boobies.

# posted by

bcs : 7:26 AM

recent study shows
blue eyed men are related
i have blue eyes. sob.

# posted by

bcs : 7:29 AM

Two fingers of scotch
No gimmie a beer...ah! No
A cooler I'm queer.

# posted by

Vaccum Cleaner Bagg : 7:31 AM

Three rings on fingers
not enough for you bagule?
Just had to have four.

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:32 AM

Fake boob cocktail punch.
Hot sauce drink for hardcore douche.
My cum tastes like fire.

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 7:32 AM

prison break douche with
silicon valley cleavage
causes morning sickness

# posted by

bcs : 7:33 AM

they are douche vampires.
back from the dead to kill us.
wooden stake in heart.

# posted by

pfah : 7:33 AM

Mark of bag theory:
Testicles get chesticles
Teabag my head please!

# posted by

Jonathan Pompadour : 7:33 AM

Ski slope forehead hott
with nice red under-garmet
please leave jowel cheek bag

# posted by

d. baggins : 7:34 AM

hey Mickey Blue Eyes,
drink a man's drink you fruitcake.
boobies, boob, boobies.

# posted by

pfah : 7:35 AM

and what is this place?
this club looks like a dungeon.
hang him upside down.

# posted by

pfah : 7:37 AM

male pattern baldness.
all the product in the world
won't hide his white scalp.

# posted by

pfah : 7:39 AM

I'm trying to write
But the quad of fake boobies
Is quite distracting.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:49 AM

Left hott could serve drinks
And hold appetizer tray
Without using hands

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:51 AM

winecooler and bling.
four perfect tata's bulge out.
douche does not deserve.

# posted by

ted theodore scrotgan : 7:52 AM

Right hott's chest warheads
Are banned by NATO treaties
Don't tell the Russians

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:56 AM

A pity party,
got started cause hots were told...
He is retarded

B Team

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:00 AM

Would be a real shame
to rust Jesus bling with spilt
Bacardi Breezer.

# posted by

Bilbo Douchebaggins : 8:03 AM

Install tile all week
Pose hard with bartender hotts
Impress myself, Brah.

# posted by

BleethLVR995 : 8:09 AM

Douche drinks soy sauce
To impress Asian hottie
Time for a hate crime

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:10 AM

db1 slackin
devoiding us front page fame
passed out from night train?

# posted by

bcs : 8:23 AM

tits

# posted by

Drake : 8:26 AM

drake is a minimalist.

# posted by

pfah : 8:30 AM

Is that Rick Springfield?
Jessie's girl has huge jugs.
And so does her friend.

# posted by

Douche McAllister : 8:31 AM

Silicone and grease.
Pop my cork.
No peace without boobies

# posted by

bagnation : 8:31 AM

i had a threesome
last night with my wife and Bea.
Bea snores like a truck.

# posted by

pfah : 8:34 AM

Bridge and Tunnel Douche
Excessive douche ring action
Drive Trans-Am into Hudson

# posted by

McDouche : 8:35 AM

In dungeon of douche
Gavin Rossdale wannabe
preys on mammaries

# posted by

jacques doucheau : 8:37 AM

how was bea's curtains?
no doubt like old pastrami
found under the fridge

# posted by

bcs : 8:38 AM

irreversible
man-bag hides behind 'bag tag
picture rapes my soul

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:41 AM

Bea's nether regions
were like a wet catchers mitt
left out in the rain.

# posted by

pfah : 8:42 AM

Ah, Friday Haiku
I never thought I'd be back
Among bag hunters.

The douchebag lovechild
Of Peaches and Joey Porsche
Boobs do attract boobs

Long Island Ice Tea?
He is not Grey Goose worthy
Cougars look happy

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 8:42 AM

and another thing...
Bea's 'O-face' looks exactly
like Queen Latifah.

# posted by

pfah : 8:46 AM

Is that tobasco?
Also disolves forehead grease.
Go ahead, try it.

Oh sweet saline slopes.
Ample, well rounded, jigly.
But alas, tainted.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:47 AM

traveling salesman
heads of hotts stuffed in man-bag
send me leads Glenross

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:49 AM

Halo of candles
Dungeon tours make me way hard
Pinky ring gets chicks

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 8:51 AM

brunette butt boobies
has a problem, jism glued
her lips to her teeth

# posted by

newmans own balamic douche : 8:53 AM

Impotent douchebag
denial, anger, bargaining
girls want each other

# posted by

The Grateful Douche : 8:55 AM

Skunk, dog tag and cross,
throat punch pepe ladouche please,
give hotts my bus pass

# posted by

Scent of a douche : 8:55 AM

bea arthur's pussy
has more elasticity
than crazy taffy

# posted by

bcs : 8:57 AM

Jesus loves soldiers
Weapons of mass destraction
Douchebag in foxhole

# posted by

The Grateful Douche : 8:57 AM

additionally,
she wanted me to slap her
and call her Roger.

# posted by

pfah : 8:59 AM

Where is my ho bag?
Red choker marks the bleeth mark
Tits emit radar

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 9:01 AM

prison party boy
takes loving with the lights off
was that her crumbcake?

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 9:02 AM

Buying a new bleeth?
Tits float in case of drowning
Add insurance plan

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 9:02 AM

his look reminds me
of Grieco in his heyday
21 plump street

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:03 AM

boy band reject thought
his myspace fans were the bomb
til best two want cash

# posted by

newmans own balsamic douche : 9:08 AM

in prison he learned
when someone cries out Shirly
two fingered intern

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 9:10 AM

insouciant douche
sevenites bag, holds drink like
in old metal rag

# posted by

newmans own balsamic douche : 9:13 AM

look closely for gimp
sex swing in other corner
has seen better days

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 9:18 AM

Your jacket is rad
Japanese makes her cream lots
Symbol means fucktard

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 9:21 AM

Four rings and four boobs,
Perfect symmetry for 'Bag,
Left's bra overmatched.

- 'Bagnum P.I.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:23 AM

no one pictured cares
for the others pictured
girls are so catty

competition drives
these bleeths to pose three thinking
i'm prettiest girl

# posted by

newmans own balsamic douche : 9:24 AM

digital camera
girl against the wall,i say
time to go hogging

# posted by

newmans own balsamic douche : 9:28 AM

Douche drinks wine cooler
With watermelons at hand?
Me, I'd squeeze my own.

# posted by

Xanadouche : 9:31 AM

Pfah has thing for Maude
And spanked it to Golden Girls
MMM Dorothy Zbornack

Here's one for you Pfah
On the show she got married
To Leslie Nielsen

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 10:56 AM

Douchebag and strippers
un-natural selection
Darwin upside-down

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 10:58 AM

I see a hint of a purse strap.
Homeboy brought luggage.

Q. How much more Douche can he get?
A. Just add 'masculine' purse.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:52 PM

Exposed Bra Fashion
Douche Sweating On Hott Shoulders
Soon I Achieve Bleeth

# posted by

BleethLVR995 : 1:05 PM

Vapid eyes stare back
Unable to comprehend
Grey Goose dines on scrote brain cells

# posted by

SpongeBob Douchepants : 4:27 PM

Late for haiku day
I know I'll get over it
If I post some shit

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 4:48 PM

'Bag hunter in rear?
Learn to use your camera
Before you go out

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 4:50 PM

House of douche worship
Candles on black chandelier
No, you can't be saved

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 5:02 PM

Mass is now finished
'Bag pastor's son loves people
If they're evil bleeth

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 5:08 PM

The chick on the right
Chomps through sacrificial scrote
Then smiles, satisfied

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 5:14 PM

I'm telling you, folks
Society is dying
It's time to get out

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 5:27 PM

Again I digress
But seriously, get out
Douchebags rule the streets

We'll come back later
After they've self-destructed
Then clean up the mess

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 5:38 PM

Pfah's avatar
Can't look away, lord help me
and they call ME wrong...

# posted by

DarkSock : 2:08 PM

Wine cooler's aren't gay.
I chose this to match her bra.
I love fruity drinks.

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 3:39 PM

To coked out frat guys:
Christ bling and dog tags score hotts...
Vote Republican

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 3:43 PM

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