Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, February 29, 2008

Friday Haiku

Smirks echo through time,
Like Jersey Girls past thirty,
Where's the White Castle?

Jean Claude Van Douchebag
needs several kicks to his head
to release the hott

-- kissy lips

Recedo Bagg's Hott
Came from set of Price is Right.
He has overbid.

-- jeffbagwell

Hair monster attacks!
Technicolor vomit dress.
But still, I like her.

-- mr. white

when I was a child
I thought my Mom was crazy
recycled curtains

-- the 'bag apple

"i'll take two beers, guy"
says ass-chinned, freckle faced douche.
i'll take night train. now.

-- bcs

no panties on hott
face frozen in position
douche signals his length

- 'bag lanta

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:25 AM

Comments:

Jean Claude Van Douchebag
needs several kicks to his head
to release the hott

# posted by

kissy lips : 7:29 AM

Big hair, big boobies
wonderlicious twister dress
spin my color next

# posted by

kissy lips : 7:30 AM

Seventies retro
Where'd they buy those stupid threads
Salvation Army?

# posted by

ed : 7:30 AM

Horrible clothing,
when I wake up this morning,
must go back to bed.

# posted by

eradicatoor : 7:31 AM

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# posted by

Huey, Douchey, and Louie : 7:31 AM

Recedo Bagg's Hott
Came from set of Price is Right.
He has overbid.

# posted by

JeffBagwell : 7:33 AM

Hair monster attacks!
Technicolor vomit dress.
But still, I like her.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:34 AM

Uberscrote supreme
Extra douchey, side of Hott
Vomiting induced

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:34 AM

Asschin says peace with
curtains of bamboo and meat
Her kids' dad locked down

# posted by

Huey, Douchey, and Louie : 7:34 AM

Is the perky hott
a blonde Julia Roberts?
Throw her some oats please.

# posted by

kissy lips : 7:34 AM

His face annoys me
Her smile, hair, and rack call me
They call me "boner"

# posted by

ed : 7:35 AM

One eye stares at me.
Shirt made from old parachute.
Peace? Not with those shorts.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:35 AM

when I was a child
I thought my Mom was crazy
recycled curtains

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:35 AM

'84 clothing
can barely hold in those tits
Douche is not a man

# posted by

Rubber Douchey : 7:36 AM

Douchebag sneers at us
Spokesmodel on her day off.
Next week: auto show.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:37 AM

two fingers paulie
pollutes new jersey housewife
time to start drinkin

# posted by

bcs : 7:37 AM

Douche's hand gesture
Is the number of brain cells
Shared by this combo

# posted by

douche almighty : 7:38 AM

Sweater-clad canons
Swirl of purple, gold, and red.
70s swinger.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:38 AM

Carmen Electra
Dumped Rodman for this douchebag
The Worm was better

# posted by

ed : 7:39 AM

Hey, where is Marie,
Donnie Osmond look-a-like?
Poke out your good eye

# posted by

Huey, Douchey, and Louie : 7:39 AM

it's 2008
these two have stepped right out of
1988

# posted by

bcs : 7:39 AM

Show us a new car
Or a nice catamaran.
Or if you please, boobs.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:40 AM

nice golf shorts douchebag
better take a mulligan
on the sleeveless shirt

# posted by

bcs : 7:42 AM

Off topic, but I
just reviewed Avril Lavigne
in Maxim--not bad.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:42 AM

Fly fishin'douchebag
Carmen Elektra she's not
two-pound largemouth bass

# posted by

Douche McAllister : 7:42 AM

safari jacket
to assist in pulling wool
repugnance abounds

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:44 AM

Douchbag indicates
The least number of truckers
He's blown at one time

# posted by

ed : 7:44 AM

"Dress Like an Ass" night
At crap club on Jersey shore
These two won free drinks.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:44 AM

sucks to be fifteen
no license or beer weekend
God bless party Moms

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:45 AM

New space age fibers
Reinforce that red hammock
Bring my cutting torch

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:46 AM

why is this chick out?
she should be at home with kids
watching tyra show

# posted by

bcs : 7:47 AM

Sleeveless padded shirt
Matching plaid Bermuda shorts
'Bag Garanimals

# posted by

ed : 7:48 AM

For ten grand you can
Impress your friends at the keg
Russian brides are fun!

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:49 AM

"i'll take two beers, guy"
says ass-chinned, freckle faced douche.
i'll take night train. now.

# posted by

bcs : 7:49 AM

Members Only vest.
Her Braniff airlines fabric
Salvaged from a chair.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:50 AM

She can change your oil
Or flush your radiator
Jersey bleeths are sweet

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:51 AM

no panties on hott
face frozen in position
douche signals his length

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:51 AM

I still fantasize
one hot '92 summer
friend's Mom sunbathing

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:51 AM

checkers vs stripers
garage sale thieves...douche pays price
salty mouth o' cum

# posted by

Jonathan Pompadour : 7:53 AM

Peace indeed scrotebag
Your collar is greasier
Than madonna's ass

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:55 AM

rock paper scissors
douchebag has chosen scissors
choose rock. to his head.

# posted by

bcs : 7:55 AM

Peace? You inspire rage.
Yeah, your aunt is pretty hot.
Douche face ruins morn'.

Giant milkmakers.
I see days and days of fun.
Just lose the nephew.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

In a perfect world
These two would be elected
Mister and Miss grease

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:57 AM

Somehow I must add
He just bangs bitches and drinks
into my haikus

Best name of a bag
since the immortal Peaches
or the Ab Lobster

I burst out laughing
when I saw Bitches and Drinks
grace this lovely site

But I must move on
and talk about the boobies
fighting in the red

Mom I'd like to bang
posing with next door neighbor
Hubby will be pissed

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 7:58 AM

greasy face plaid pants
party on Long Beach Island
Charo flashes teeth

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:58 AM

Yes two. Number of
years until he gets first pubes
Gotta go, mom's here

# posted by

Huey, Douchey, and Louie : 8:00 AM

Nice color scheme, slut
Eric Estrada midget
you can do better

# posted by

Douche McAllister : 8:01 AM

It doesn't matter
If the woman eats babies
Douche can count two boobs

# posted by

Every which way but douche : 8:03 AM

Single mom shy grin
Next to sleeveless pussy fart
Die! Then I britskie.

# posted by

Huey, Douchey, and Louie : 8:06 AM

check out my bitch, yo
her hair enters the room ten
minutes before her

# posted by

i can has douchebag xx : 8:11 AM

Bag get's pulled over
Cop sees no coordination
Sends his ass to jail

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 8:14 AM

It is a damn shame
Some pickup lines just won't work
Your clothes match my sheets?

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 8:17 AM

Gay leather wrist band
Needs to iron his douche shirt
Douchey kissy lips

# posted by

butch cassidy and the douched out kids : 8:22 AM

I wonder if he
Drinks beer and then fucks bitches
His gel drips from rain

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 8:23 AM

dammit duke
I had just finished mine.
Now deleted

-JCD

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:26 AM

Hey I like your watch.
Would you please tell me the time?
Two o'clock? Thank you.

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 8:28 AM

JCD, feel free
To referrence beer and bitches
Just not gel seepage

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 8:30 AM

Hamburger Helper
Brown Envelope on the desk
The stuff around me

# posted by

butch cassidy and the douched out kids : 8:30 AM

YALL PLAYER HATERS!
THIS IS MY BOY AS WELL FAGS!
YOUVE ALL BEEN WARNED......YO

# posted by

Randy @ Chicago's B96 - 96.3 FM : 8:36 AM

Wrinkled shirt can't hide
The douche that lies within it
Hott looks like Fergie

-- George W. Douche

# posted by

Will : 8:48 AM

Darksock is designing
a new club for douches
wait til you see it

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:55 AM

X on his right hand
Is this bag not twenty-one?
Bleeth robs the cradle

He must be of age...
He's just ordering a round,
Dos X por favor.

Butt-crack for a chin
When he sneezes sans tissue
His chin forms butt-crust.
--That's what Drink Beer and Fuck Bitches HATES!--

# posted by

Duke of Douchester : 9:02 AM

how many hundreds
will douche spend, only to find
surprise under dress

# posted by

bag tag : 9:08 AM

hot topic vest? check.

hair gel,shaved chest,tweezed brow? check.

pants...no need, let's roll

# posted by

bag tag : 9:18 AM

hot topic vest? check.

hair gel,shaved chest,tweezed brow? check.

pants...no need, let's roll

# posted by

bag tag : 9:18 AM

all kinds of wrong here
but still, that dress would look good
hanging from bedpost

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 9:42 AM

eighties hair horse face
baywatch meets bewitched sundress
hell's kitchen hooker

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 9:46 AM

that shirt came from a bag
marked a-team rejected wardrobe
bag attitude brackish

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 9:55 AM

clothes found in dumpster
grandmother saved all the scraps
to make Frankendress

# posted by

the bag queen : 9:55 AM

shopping at Goodwill
must really suck big time
must be laundry day

# posted by

the bag queen : 9:59 AM

episode of cheers
tranny makes sam have e.d.
shim lets sam off hook

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 10:00 AM

a nice lesbian
couple having a good time
why is it posted?

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 10:02 AM

peace douche loves his aunt
mom mad for fucking sister
douche say mom will do

# posted by

cc : 10:20 AM

No sleeves moussed up Scrote
hideous dress swell melons
their spawn has no chance

# posted by

BleethLVR995 : 10:26 AM

Can't afford shirt sleeves
posing with Eva Mendez
I am 2 Douchey

# posted by

BleethLVR995 : 10:28 AM

I spy 2 fun bags
Hair with 2 area codes
She knows I suck 2

# posted by

BleethLVR995 : 10:30 AM

"Hell's Kitchen hooker"
from newman; "frankendress" from
Queen, both make me laugh

# posted by

Mr. White : 10:31 AM

Bridge and Tunnel Bleeth
Hits L.A. and buys new chest
same old taste for 'bags.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 11:16 AM

Whose hair is taller?
The hair on back of my neck.
To think these two mate.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 11:19 AM

Douche squints in retort:
Angelina's huge bosom
repelled Grieco germ.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:30 AM

scrote got a former
lucite loafered lady of
the adult ballet

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 11:58 AM

semi sidewards peace
tiny little fingers
do world favor
buy bullet rent gun

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:17 PM

Torn between two things:
Army douche who loves picnics.
Makes up for small dick.

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 1:47 PM

Do fake bags like me?
Mom says picnic pants are fine.
Just wear condiments.

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 1:51 PM

Do fake bags like me?
Mom says picnic pants are fine.
Just wear condiments.

# posted by

All Your Douche Are Belong To Us : 1:51 PM

His face recoils from
impact of my psychic fist
time to mind-rub boobs

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 1:57 PM

Our Heads Are Empty
"We will have Two Brains". He said:
"We don't serve douchebags"

# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 3:40 PM

Wal-Mart was just robbed
Watch for gay man with only
Two fingers attached

# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 3:42 PM

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# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 3:44 PM

Breast Implants Not Good
They only attract douchebags
Self-Esteem is worse.

# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 3:45 PM

Rebel with no clue
Follows 'Hots advice and gets
Two implants for self

# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 3:46 PM

"I'm two inches long"
'Hot too dumb to even care
(All feels same to her)

# posted by

-RiveR StyX- : 3:49 PM

there one was a man from nantucket whos cock was so long he could suckit he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear were a cunt i could fuck it

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:59 PM

cool dress

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:40 PM

something has bugged
me all day, who would dress this way
douche bleethe kirsch is gay

# posted by

newman's own balsamic douche : 11:03 PM

they peaked in high school
memories of being cool
mutton dressed like lamb

# posted by

Harry Scrotter : 9:19 AM

eva mendez hot hot hot, i cant even see the scrote cause i cant take my eyes off her.

# posted by

douchewannabe : 1:35 AM

Pay to pose hot
Monica Leigh playmate
Want to touch the hiney

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:08 PM

I shall call him 'Fagasaurus Rex'.

# posted by

Dr. Victor Douchenstein : 8:35 PM

Missed Haiku again;
But there is some small justice:
I am post 100.

# posted by

DarkSock : 12:59 PM

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