Monday, February 11, 2008
HCwDB of the Week: Millennium 'Bag
I'm not ready to waive the waiting period for the Hall of Scrote for M.B. just yet. But since Millennium 'Bag is a certain Weekly winner, I'm promoting him directly to the Monthly.
That way we can let the other three pics vie for the 2nd slot in the next Monthly instead of letting this Moulin Rougebag destroy the competition.
Yeesh.
Shaved head patterns, burnt man-tan and a plastic top. See you in the Monthly, Millenium Bag.
Now please let Pocahottie go before I mix you with sugar and call it Kool-Aid.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:32 AM 
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i can't claim to know a hos...when i see one but i know if bobbie harlow hott were in the picture i would have to masturbate with a cheese grater to accurately express my feelings
# posted by 
: 7:24 AM
: 7:24 AM 
You don't have to photoshop wax. She looks waxy too. Look at the size of her eyeballs compared to his. They're like frickin' golf balls.
How does that happen? He had to have visited 20 tanning salons that day. Geez. At what point is it do these guys finally look in the mirror and say, "Hey I look kinda douchey."
# posted by : 9:08 AM
: 9:08 AM
Oh I don't know. He is WAY too bizarre and harmless-looking to be an award-winning douche. Also, doesn't homosexuality exempt you from 'bag status ?
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
Nice try guys. You almost had me. Trying to pass off a tanned up mannequin of Max Headroom next to a 13 year old Hott as a world class douche. Shame on you. And even if he was a real douche, you don't allow enough characters in your comment box to fully tear this bag apart..from his black Madonna wristband to his Pee Wee Herman Hair...that is just the beginning.
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
I still don't think it is real.
This is a wax mannequin mock-up from DB1's publishers for what a stereotypical douchebag looks like that will be present at all his book signings for the hordes of hotts to snap pics with.
This is a wax mannequin mock-up from DB1's publishers for what a stereotypical douchebag looks like that will be present at all his book signings for the hordes of hotts to snap pics with.
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
Wow, looks like even Johnny-Cab can get a date sometimes. Too bad he doesn't have anything from the waist down except a steel plate bolted to the floor.
Johnny Cab! Nice. I was going to go for the obvious Jude Law in AI referece here, but Johnny Cab is better.
Kudos to you, Sir Sacrabos.
Kudos to you, Sir Sacrabos.
If Al Jolson designed his schtick around American Indians rather than African-Americans....
He's as hairless as a fetal pig's ass.
I cannot get over the top of his head; it looks like John Madden went on a sardine-in-oil and Pepto Bismol binge and then defecated on his scalp.
He's as hairless as a fetal pig's ass.
I cannot get over the top of his head; it looks like John Madden went on a sardine-in-oil and Pepto Bismol binge and then defecated on his scalp.
Douchebag of the Week? All of the above.
As for the chicks, they can all go "down below." If you get my drift.
I can't get over how Millennium 'Bag looks like Doogie Howser if I were sniffing airplane glue and shaving my nuts with a belt sander. He's got more shine on his face than the 'ole parque floor at the Boston Civic Center.
He's probably been pounded on and dribbled on as much, too.
As for the chicks, they can all go "down below." If you get my drift.
I can't get over how Millennium 'Bag looks like Doogie Howser if I were sniffing airplane glue and shaving my nuts with a belt sander. He's got more shine on his face than the 'ole parque floor at the Boston Civic Center.
He's probably been pounded on and dribbled on as much, too.
Dr. Douchelittle resembles Robin Williams from Millenium Man..or a Disney anamatronic gone total-batfuck-wrong. Douche, when you're wearing more jewlery than your sister, yer a fheg!
They'll need a quart of hot grease and a paint scraper to unstick her face from plastic man's head.
They'll need a quart of hot grease and a paint scraper to unstick her face from plastic man's head.
# posted by : 7:42 PM
: 7:42 PM
I seriously thought that was a mannequin at first glance. Then I did a double take, realized it was a person (sort of), and knew that society has reached a new low.
# posted by : 10:38 PM
: 10:38 PM
If I saw this thing on the street I would punch it. Michael Gottlieb's vision just got scarier.
# posted by : 6:25 PM
: 6:25 PM
don't knock the small boobies...they dangle so perfectly right into the mouth.
that is, if they weren't attached to Ashlee Simpson's robot-lovin' cousin here...
that is, if they weren't attached to Ashlee Simpson's robot-lovin' cousin here...
# posted by : 10:32 PM
: 10:32 PM
I want to melt him down and sell him in little pieces of ammonia flavored taffy. I want to melt her down and drink it for sunday brunch with a dash of cinnamon.
# posted by : 11:12 PM
: 11:12 PM
Ooompa loomp doompity doo, I have another question for you.
What do you get when you pose with a douchewad? You wake in the morning feeling somewhat odd. There is grease on your face and wax on your head, and a science fiction character sleeping in your bed.
What do you get when you pose with a douchewad? You wake in the morning feeling somewhat odd. There is grease on your face and wax on your head, and a science fiction character sleeping in your bed.
# posted by : 9:13 AM
: 9:13 AM
At some point he had to look in the mirror and say, "I can't go out tonight. Well, maybe if I coat myself with Aloe Vera and boardwax, and borrow some of my little sisters watermelon lip gloss, and flush my head in a toilet full of French fry oil, I can pass as something resembling a human prototype.
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
Every time I look at this picture i just think OUCH! His face looks PAINFUL. It looks like it hurts TERRIBLY! He is in pain and his plastic vagina lips look they hurt too
# posted by : 10:50 AM
: 10:50 AM
I think millenium bag had collagen implanted in his lips! Made from parts of lesser bags, robo-bag here is a great choice for the hall of scrote! This pochahottie is either still in wonderment over this ailen visiting from the future or she's thinking "my friends will never believe I met the Baggonator!" Whatever the case, i prefer to believe the latter, and hope she's laughing on the inside...
his chick isn't hot enough and I think I have more pubes in my teeth from this morning than this girl has on her entire love bucket..so he can't be promoted to sargent in his respective platoon of bags just yet...a douche of unusual size? yes..but a bag to be read about when they finally find the remaining Red Douche Scrolls, I think not
# posted by : 12:17 AM
: 12:17 AM
Reminds me of this douche
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_A.I./ashley_scott_jude_law_a.i._artificial_intlligence_001.jpg
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_A.I./ashley_scott_jude_law_a.i._artificial_intlligence_001.jpg
# posted by : 10:13 AM
: 10:13 AM
He's either gay or fake...and what kind of girl thinks it's a good idea to press her face against that?...itty bitty side titty though
i FEEL pity, but no anger...maybe just a good guy with a bit of a tanning incident on his hands during th first try... I have nothin agains this 'un
# posted by : 12:26 AM
: 12:26 AM
like we use to say in the x-files show at seen this carrot guy
the douche is over there
the douche is over there
# posted by : 4:28 PM
: 4:28 PM
I recognize this guy. He's a character Kryten from the BBC show "Red Dwarf"
If you don't know who I'm talking about, click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryten
or here...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/kryten_228x309.jpg
If you don't know who I'm talking about, click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryten
or here...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/kryten_228x309.jpg
# posted by : 8:17 PM
: 8:17 PM
I thought this was a girl hugging a painted manequin. Dear god or satan, why? Why...
Douchesmustdieorangepoppedcollarwhy
Douchesmustdieorangepoppedcollarwhy
# posted by : 9:45 PM
: 9:45 PM
This bloke resembles one of ass clown manequins out of that tv show similar to team america.
Dude, you are trying too hard.
Dude, you are trying too hard.
# posted by : 10:29 PM
: 10:29 PM
Leave Kryten alone, he's a fucking legend compared to this gravy train riding, cock-smoking, rusty trombone playing, limp wristed excuse for a homo.
# posted by : 10:33 PM
: 10:33 PM
oh. my. god. this guy looks like a guido oily shaved version of a ken doll. that plastic face kills me.
# posted by : 4:17 PM
: 4:17 PM
Directions: click n drag your curser over picture to lower Douche bronzed levels.
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
It's not nice to make fun of burn victims. Oh? He didn't suffer skin damage in a grease fire? Chemical explosion then? DAMN! So that mess is self-inflicted? Then I guess he's modeling his look after that Aqua music video for Barbie Girl. I guess life in plastic IS fantastic... until you get called out on it online.
Total Recall cab driver!!!!
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/totalrecalljohnnycab1.jpg
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/totalrecalljohnnycab1.jpg
# posted by : 2:57 PM
: 2:57 PM
It's like he is trying to be a part of the Rouge Man Group. The Blue Man group's arch NEMESES!
# posted by : 4:55 PM
: 4:55 PM
Tan in a can, plastic hair, shaved lines in the side of his head, lame ass chains, ed hardy shirt. This guy is a grade a toolbox.
If Data and Geordi from Star Trek were to have a baby, it would look like this.
# posted by : 7:07 AM
: 7:07 AM
If Data and Geordi from Star Trek were to have a baby, it would look like this.
# posted by : 7:07 AM
: 7:07 AM
it looks like michael myers(from halloween) and a yard gnome had sex in a baseball card laminating factory to create this fucking grown up cabbage patch doll dickbag. i bet he smells like a he-man action figurine.
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WTF this isnt real!!! Is he performing at some weird show?
Perhaps he is mentally challenged!!
Perhaps he is mentally challenged!!
# posted by : 7:27 PM
: 7:27 PM
He looks like he's coming straight from the Wax Museum.
Like some said, it's a human Ken Doll. Actually Ken was a douche all along when you think about it with his tan and fancy cars. But hey, bimbos love douches!
Like some said, it's a human Ken Doll. Actually Ken was a douche all along when you think about it with his tan and fancy cars. But hey, bimbos love douches!
no one mentioned his eyebrows? did he gel his eyebrows? sorta looks like he just used a sharpie...maybe the tanning bed hindered his ability to grow hair in certain places..his cheeks are covered in what looks like to be tenderflake residu, i wonder if he can flex any harder in this picture?
# posted by : 6:31 PM
: 6:31 PM
G.I. Choad. Someone tell Geppeto that his boy is out carousing with some wild eyed floozy again.
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