You're shittin' us, right, DB1? Tell me your shittin' us.

He's not too old to be aborted with a wire coat hanger.

"Livin' large in the 'partments, G, yo. Rent B Fo-fiddy a month, Bweee. My moms bess be gettin my rent check to me; my shit's delinquent. You I gots bofe kinds of pimp juice: Miller Lite and Takka Red. Hepp yo-seff, foo; bar's over there (ironing board)."

The encased custom dildo on the fireplace in the background is classy, though.

I hope Chelsea Clinton fogs him out of that gyp board hell with a 4-gallon blast from her musty mudhorn.
 

First off,I aint smart...
I got no time for smart...
I bang my fist and stare at
my fake Rolex...I aint down to earth,I'm down to Douche...I aim
high and get smashed back down lower...I aint got time for no
bitches...cause COCK is what
makes me rock...I watch Yo M.t.v
raps,and pimp my ride..
that's my street cred...
I'm writing this from my
parent's $500,000 home
in Vermont...yo.payin bills
sucks yo...I have my moms
do it for me....fuck that
white bread bitch with her
readin and writin shit
I got no time for nothin
that aint big,black,and hard yo!
 

Please clarify: is this from the profile of the wanker in the picture? Because that guy looks white...bitchez.

I am vaguely familiar with otherwise incomprehensive hip-hop references, but "1,2,3 pop bottles" ?

All I do is bang bitches, drank, smoke, capo status mobster, and tend to my facebook profile.
 

Homeboy needs to give up that daydream of being a literary genius, and clean his sloppy crib. Take some of that secret mad money (hey! that's what my grandma used to call it when she'd raid grandpa's wallet while he slept!) and pay for a weekly visit from Merry Maids, ya cheap prick.

What is that, your uniform from the local Exxon station? Hit the windshield and top off the oil, please...you can squeeze out your hair if the bossman is out of 10W40 stock.

"I got mad money but I don't tell anyone"....well, unless you count the million or so idjits who spend their days reading Facebook profiles, that is.

Nice fireplace candleholder/anal probe: Hobby Lobby, $14.95.

Capo status? You, sir, are a douchebag.

PS...buy some real beer with all your cash, loser.
 

1,2,3 pop bottles? Say whizzut?

I got mad money but don't tell anyone... ooops.

Sadly, they be bitches that dig this shit, yo.
 

i'm guessing the "1,2,3 pop bottles" crack is him keeping a running mental tab on many more he needs to collect until he can hit up the recycling center...

that's where his mad money comes from, yo.

represent.
 

I know for a fact that that picture cannot be of the writer of such Lord Byronesque verse. And I know this for one reason: the douche in the pic is drinking Miller Light. the type of man who proudly proclaims "college is a big waste of time and I just bang bitches and drink," and describes himself as "a bastard that can only please you sexually," if I know people, that's an exclusively single malt scotch man. Beer? Domestics? Blended scotch? I think not.
 

i hate to disagree with such a cunning linguist, but....

wouldn't it make more sense to have it read '3, 2, 1, pop bottles'?

"capo status" also caught my eye. further research lead me to a website of a rapper named Jim Jones. so read through a few lyrics to his songs and they pretty much read like this douchbag's massive run-on sentence/stream of consciousness.

brace yourself, here's a sample:

----
Livin the life with a rider seems it's the only thing that I'm gonna run to
That's when you light and get high with me
Look what the ghetto's did to me (baby)
And when you finish runnin the streets
I'll be the only one that you gonna run to
Just getting paper and ducking police
Look what the ghetto did to me (yeah)
Look what the ghetto did to me
Look what the ghetto did to me
Look what the ghetto did to me (eh eh ehhh)
Look what the ghetto did to me
Look what the ghetto did to me
Look what the ghetto did to me (eh eh ehhh)
----

look what the ghetto did to me, indeed.
 

The pic and text are from the same facebook profile, so yes, that's the writing of the guy in the pic.
 

I think this is Flyteeth in a rare moment of (relative) clarity.
 

pfah, you have inspired me. From now on, its all about the 3,2,1 pop bottles.
 

if that is real...he might just be the biggest LOSER of all time. like, he needs to be in the guinesss book or records for biggest douchebag of all time.
 

It looks like his wigga tough guy act is really paying off for him. Scrawny, pasty, fishy, flabby, double chinned broad does not even remotely approach hott status. She's the kind of chick sitting at the end of the bar at closing time where guys look at her, then down at their palms and decide that their palms are looking pretty damn fine right about then as they trundle out one after another while she gazes longingly hoping one drunk, desperate douche will take her home.

Here's to you ass wipe wigga, the drunkest more desperate douche in da club, yo.

Come to the big city and pull that wanna be hard-ass drivel. Get off metro north at 125th St or take the subway uptown towards the Bronx any time after 11:00 PM, roll out of the station and throw your lame wigga game down. Don't forget to leave your mommy a note you won't be coming home. Pussy.
 

he said, "I don't chase girls I replace em".

to which i say, with what? an old tube sock? your right hand? a glow-in-the-dark pocket pussy?

he is correct about one thing though. he's not white. he's a pasty blend of cream-yellow, warm sand, and burnt umber.

this kid is a stretch mark on the ass of life.
 

Are we that surprised that turning over the facebook rock would yield such squirming, bagly vermin?

Fish in a barrel. Or maggots in a rump-roast.
 

10W40? That's kind of an esoteric oil. It's hard to find in stores, at least in my parts.
 

congratulations kid.

you just became my avatar.
 

This is the guy that alway's
got off the school bus in tears...
From the beating he took all the way to Douche School.
Let me see if I can translate
his text:
Insecure white kid
from the suburbs,
searching for acceptance
and social status from any
group that will take me in.
Have been in one fight entire
life,older sister kicked
the crap out of me for going
through her underwear drawer.
I enjoy Miller lite,
and drinking with my cousin,
Susan.(See Pic.)
I know nothing about black culture,
but do own a Tupac poster,
and three Biggie Smalls c.d's-
I enjoy Star wars,
baseball,and stamp collecting.
Favorite movies are
Scarface,Boys in the hood,
favorite t.v. show,
The Soprano's.
 

The affects of Reverse Michael Jackson Syndrome or "RMJS"

It's a condition in which the subject being a white American male conceives a mental self image of an African American male. The desire to change ones persona is so powerful that subjects will always adopt a new life style based solely on the stereotypical actions found in the portrayal of black Americans in film and musical lyrics. Subjects may find themselves suffering from delusions of grandeur. When intervention from family and friends occurs subjects have been known to get defensive and in some cases use incoherent speech and hand gestures family and friends may be accused of “haten” or known as “Playa Haters” this is serious and usually victims of RMJS are incurable. Subjects will often be victims of repeated violent beatings from ethnic groups of various backgrounds, also suffers of RMJS have been known to bag "porkers" or overweight females who also exhibit signs of RMJS.
*In clinical studies subjects who suffered severe beatings due to RMJS showed vast improvement, as this is not a cure. The results can not be denied studies showed 4 out of 10 trial subjects later showed no signs of RMJS.

*Further study is needed to determine results
 

If this bagling isn't a perfect posterboy for Ed Hardy Men's Eau de Toilette, I don't know who is.
 

Haha! I can't believe DB1 actually posted this! And yes, people this is actually how he talks, I went to high school with this guy.
 

If this turd really does exist you can be assured he would walk away from me with many many more assholes than before we met. He would be bleeding from most of them.
 

At first, I mistook the dark blue portion of her blouse with his jacket, which led me to believe she had an extremely pointy boob. Ah, if only. Then she could impale him.

Also, a quick translation:
"I aim high and shoot for higher" actually means "When I masturbate, I try to give myself a facial, but sometimes it ends up in my hair instead."
 

@every which way but douche....you're kidding me. you went to high school with this chump? please tell us more.
 

I never wanted to see someone beat to death until now.

I can only hope that not-Hott makes a second attempt at kneeing this wanna-be in the nuts and then chokes him to death with his fake chain and windbreaker his moms bought him.
 

This guy is such a doofus. Who could possibly take him seriously?

I can imagine his Mom is like "hey capo status...go clean your room and take your fat dildo off the mantle piece."
 

This is Joey Porsche's disowned, blacklisted older brother, Jimmy Pinto.

1,2,3, sledgehammer to the skull.
 

Giovanni Ribisi-douche.

Word.
 

I drink .... american lite beer.
 

not white
 

this is like a minstrel show of doucheitude. this kid is in doucheface and is a raciest epithet of douchebaggery. jelly roll morton is playing in the background.
douche. . .
 

HEY FUCK ALL YALL; YOU LEARN RESPECT FOR ME OR YOU WILL KNOW HOW A CAPO COMES TO TAKE CARE OF BIZNESS. YOU ALL A BUNCH OF LOOSERS ANYWAY LIEK I SAID FUCK ALL YALL

BETTER LEARN TO RESPECT ANYWAY LIKE I SAY I DONT NEED UR APPROVAL TO SAY WAT I SAY

FAGGITS

TAKE ALL THIS SHIT DOWN BEFORE I GET REAL
 

I now feel dumber after reading that.

This literary douchebaggery is more than I can handle today. I need a nap.
 

Pfah:

2 things:

1. Your avator is an insult to stupid fucks everywhere; you owe them a collective apology.

2. They make a glow-in-the-dark pocket pussies? That would make them easier to find at night. I mean, for freaks that use that shit. BRB.
 

I just bang bitches and drink...

and then I wake up in a vinyl Lazy Boy, wipe the foul drool from my douche face, and realize I'm late for my shift flipping QP's with cheese.....

And that's where I get my staccato roll..

I godda Big friggin Mac wid no mayo

I got 2 QP's

Man doz friggen bregfas burritos rip me anoo azzzzz
 

I didn't read past "first off bitch I aint white".

I didn't think I'd make it through the entire thing without suffocating due to laughter.
 

RE: ANON 11:31

SWEET HE AIN'T REAL!!! NOW I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING HE DOESN'T EXIST!!! QUICK - TAKE IT DOWN BEFORE HE GETS REAL!!!

LEARN TO SPEEL DICKWDA- IT "BITCHEZ" NOT "BITCHES" GET A LIFE

PS - IS THAT CAPO-EIRA YOU BE TALKIN BOUT? DAT SHIT'S DANCE, MO-FO
 

@anon.....shut up.
 

@darksock....i have no idea if they actually make glow-in-the-dark pocket pussies. seems like a decent marketing idea though.
 

@anonymous 11:31

Let's just say, for argument's sake, you really are the shitbag known as "He Just Bangs".

For you to have already found this long overdue verbal flogging (totally deserved by a turgid menstrual clot like yourself, btw), tells me you knew it was coming, you know you deserve it, and thus have been watching the site, living in fear of your 15 seconds of douche fame.

So, take your medicine like a man, you homo erectus sack of vomit.

Oh, and my diabetic, blind, half-dead, diarrhea-dripping, 15-year old dog has more "capo status" than you.

Fucking wannabe guido assclown....gah.
 

Your a cunt.
Reread...YOUR A CUNT.
I pick shit out of my nose
bigger than you,
You drink....jizz
you smoke...Pole
 

He's not white the same way Michael Jackson isn't black. Maybe he's 'blight'. As in "plague".
 

Shit I wanna see him get real!

Get real skinny white boy, get real indeed.
 

@capo killer: you pick shit out of your nose? You also seem to have shit coming out of your mouth. Well, I hope you wipe well after, you small-dicked Douchebag.
 

@ every which way but douche:

Tell us more about him. He deserves the ass kicking of the century for being such a douchebag.

I hope that girl took a huge crap on him and stole the $15 allowance his mom gave to him for sweeping out the garage and feeding his goldfish.

This wigger culture is getting out of control.
Capo status on facebook... ?

Please award a special H.O.S for this guy, he's in his own league.

3,2,1 beat this asshole down.
 

baggmaster b is great he gives bud bundy streeet cred
what irks me is the alleged hott i can't help seeing a parallel to the tosser albeit in to opposite
role...maybe this is sister tosser or some kinda tosser in drag..
 

Has anyone else noticed the hilarious contradictory statements throughout that diatribe?

1) "First off I ain't white" . . . next to a picture of a white guy

2) "I got mad money" followed by "but I don't tell anyone" What? But I thought you just did

3) and finally my favorite: "I aim high and shoot for higher" followed directly by "college is a big waste of time" . . .

the delusion is incredible.
 

Mr. White,

I've never actually laughed out loud to the site at work before, but your translations did it for me.

I hope this guy is serious. Because it is always nice to know that you are better than somebody.
 

Bag Queen,

That was aimed at Capo,
genius.
It was to let him know
what a cunt he is.
I thought my name would
have made that clear.
Capo Killer,as in,
I kill capo's.
I stand 6'6" tall,
with a cock that's almost as big,
so,I'll wait for
the great big "I'm sorry"
your about to cough up.
 

I just bang bitches and drink is the new Ya Digggggggg... At least in my eyes.
 

Please. Douche, you are clearly broadcasting from your parent's rec room in some suburban Minnesota neighborhood. The only black person you've ever seen is that guy who owns the gas station, and that was one time from a distance. You've laid exactly 2 women, Julia Sweeney's baby sister there and that one girl you met at that party when you cried afterward.
 

after further review,
I'd say killer is owed an
apology...Now,on to the douche...
I don't buy that a knob like that
guy has ever "Banged bitches."
Let any "bitch" that has
been banged by said douche
come forward,and verify
this bold claim.
 

@ cuppy killer - First off, lay off the ladies, cheese dick. There are few enough of them on this site without your stupid ass being rude to them. Second, learn how to spell, you fucking moron. It's "you're" as in a contraction of you+are as in "you're a fucking tool".

Go troll somewhere else, mental midget.
 

A big huzzah for scroter, standing up for the females! See? Chivalry ain't dead yet, my fellow chicas!
 

All I remember was that this guy had his leg in a cast for a couple of months because some body beat the crap out of him for talking shit.
 

@ anon 11:31,

I don't buy it. This kid is actually in college and maintains a somewhat literate image by not misspelling every other word.

All this FAGGITRY BIZNISS is reminiscent of Joey Porsche and RANDY

Regardless of anon 11:31's fraudulent post, this kid's a major pud and won't actually graduate.

He flows as well as his frat's common toilet. While on the subject, his head will probably get shoved in the crapper. Along with his hair gel; his whole future will end up down the crapper. To further explore the toilet tangent: regardless of the chick in the picture's hottness factor, Mr. White would gladly accept a dump on the chest from her.
 

@ anon 11:31,

I don't buy it. This kid is actually in college and maintains a somewhat literate image by not misspelling every other word.

All this FAGGITRY BIZNISS is reminiscent of Joey Porsche and RANDY

Regardless of anon 11:31's fraudulent post, this kid's a major pud and won't actually graduate.

He flows as well as his frat's common toilet. While on the subject, his head will probably get shoved in the crapper. Along with his hair gel; his whole future will end up down the crapper. To further explore the toilet tangent: regardless of the chick in the picture's hottness factor, Mr. White would gladly accept a dump on the chest from her.
 

@#%! the double post.
 

"I'm not down to earth"...not only does he bang bitches, but he has a sensitive, honest side too. Instead of pretending to run game, he is simply expressing his inability to relate or listen to what she might want. I am sensing a hint of Salinger mixed with Fitzgerald while his use of iambic pantameter creates an atmosphere of hazy creeping nausea. He is serious, which leads me to wonder, has this lucky girl read any of capo's poetry? I guess if you set the bar low enough, expectations don't really enter into the equation: windbreaker + internet ghetto slam poetry + domestic macrobrew on her lid + empty dirty house = chlamydhyriaherpes
 

Hey there Scroter,
I'd have to say your out of line
with Killer.
All he did was point out
that someone went off on him
for no reason,
and after reading all of this,
he's not wrong.
Nor,was he rude to your "LADY."
Since you want to give lessons,
let me give you one,
Tool and cheesedick....very
jr.high,circa 1986.
 

Ok, this is just sad... truly, truly sad... Quite.

So, he's "not white"... ooookaaay. Whatever lets you sleep at night, bitch. At any rate, Strike 1.

So, he says he likes blondes and "tanned bitches", while brunettes warrant only a "meh". Meanwhile, he has a pasty white brunette piece of jailbait draped on him. Strike 2, choad warrior. Quite.

Finally, let's take a look at the fireplace mantle. By way of comparison, I have my longbows hanging over mine. Hell, my father has blackpowder muzzleloading rifles hanging over his fireplace. What does this "capo status" dingus have over his fireplace? A "Mandingo 3000 Pussy Pounder". And then there is the scented candle adjacent to the fireplace. Strikes 3 and 4, dickwad.


Quite.
 

i read hcwdbs first for DB1's amazing critiques and commentary. i get it. don't know who else get's teh 1920s rive gauche references, but i do, and that's why i'm still here.
 

Gentlemen and (Bag Lady),

Please stay focused and target your venom squarely at the Douche. This particular spectacular scrote while masquerading as "white" deserves it more than most.

Found this definition of "Capo" on UrbanDictionary.com:
"Short, chubby, hungry, horny, italian"
 

@ douche master - You have a valid point perhaps but feminine posters - those with double x chromosomes - are a scare resource on this site and we need more of them to provide the female perspective on the douche/bleeth plague. Flaming them doesn't encourage their participation in the group discourse.

That being said, The Bag Queen and the other female posters are quite capable of responding to "flames" and so I will drop the issue.

Now then, on to more pressing matters. Handing out vernacular lessons while yourself using such poor diction, grammar, capitalization and sentence structure is gratuitous. I do not possess an "out of line" so, therefore, I must infer that you meant to use "you're" as well, just as "killer" did.

As for my invective terms, they are used quite frequently on this site and, as such, not confined to Jr. High, circa 1986.

Thanks for playing.

Your pal,

Scroter
 

'i dont' chase em i replace em' is an old biggie line off the disc Ready to Die. this guy thinks he can steal from someone like biggie and no one will notice? what a fucking teenage white-boy suburbanite wannabe douche. if i ever see this loser i will fuck his face just to let him know who his daddy is.
 

Whatever non-douchebag I have insulted thus far out of misunderstanding, my sincerest of apologees. This is the kind of thing that happens before I have my morning coffee. For anyone who cares, I thought capo killer was the douchebag in the picture and that his first post was directed towards me. I guess it's side-effect of my egocentricity.
 

What's going on? Where am I? Who put this g*dd*mned computer infront of me?
 

What up G! That's the freshest gear you're rockin tonight homey. With the JC Penny windbreaker (your cousin forgot at your mom's house) and the way-too-large cobalt blue work shirt borrowed from dad's closet. Way to pimp it up player. Did you see that ensemble in Cam'rons new video? Really? cause neither did I.

Wow. The delusions of white suburban spoiled shit bags.
 

Holy.fuckin.shit. This guy DEFINITELY needs to end up in the HoS WITH his post.

Listen up, little Yanni Gogolak. You are about as cool as the dingleberry that hangs out of my dogs ass attached to the piece of tinsel he ate off the Christmas Tree; swinging around like a turd wrecking ball.

I am sure you have gotten the absolute fuck kicked out of you by more than your dad and the Vienna Boys Choir. While I understand this might bring back painful memories, perhaps you should take a long, sober look in the mirror and realize WHY...

Bravo. You have garnered visceral hatred from this bored and you exhibit few of the DB staples and your little Cheesly Clinton is not making any of us jealous.

So, I tip my cup of 'Train to you, for being a rare Dickweed Douche. And, speaking of train, I recommend that you stop your, I'm sure very pimpin, vehicle on the first set of railroad tracks you find.

Fuck.You.
 

Tell dork boy to shut the fuck up. My ears are blee...huh eyes are bleeding. You know what I mean
 

fuck fish slap
 

What is that, Miller Lite? Get yourself some quality beer, shithead!!
 

There are no suitable words to express my contempt.

But I would like him to take a self-guided tour of Detroit at three in the morning, with nothing but a map, a pack of cigarettes, a roll of quarters, and a tube of KY.
 

@duke

Give me a little credit. I don't get down with the brown with just anybody, and given this woman's choice of company, I'd have to say "no thank you."
 

For a positive example, I give Hippie girl in the pic below. She can Roto my Rooter anytime.
 

perhaps i am out of touch with the modern shithead culture, but what the fuck does "capo" status entail? last i checked, a capo is the clip you put on a guitar to play jim croce songs. not gangsta at all . . .

ugh! this kid infuriates me. fuck!
 

Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of an utter shit for brains; and his number is 1,2,3 pop bottles.

Sweet batter-dipped jeebus!!! I look away for half a second and THIS abomination crawls out of the Intertubes?? Fuck my eyes with a scratch awl! Fuck them for the sweet release of darkness!

I have never called for an immediate HOS ascension but El KaBang here personifies everything virulent and stupid in our culture that this site stands against. The self-delusion, the illiterate urban platitudes, the disposability of women, gift-wrapped in 135 pounds of pussy-beer swilling lemur. I'm blinking about four times a second but the image doesn't change. The surrealism is actually causing me harm. Fuck the HOS - someone get me an airstrike.
 

I hate Wigger Punks. HDB1, May I start a blog -Hot chicks with punk ass wiggers
 

The Bag Also Rises - a "capo" is short for "Caporegime", which is essentially a captain of the Mafia. What happens is these guys have seen The Godfather, Goodfellas and um, let's say Mickey Blue Eyes too many times and they have this romanticized notion of what the mob is. In reality, putzes like this would never make it past being a foot soldier. They see John Gotti as some kind of hero, and talk lovingly about the times of Carlo Gambino. So we laugh at these "gentlemen", and I use that in the loosest possible way, and realize that no matter how much shit they talk, or how many women they sleep with, in the end all they can be is wannabe gangstas.
 

DB1, I demand you post this douche's name so I can Facebook friend him and see this...this...debauchery for myself.
 

Fuck my eyes with a scratch awl! Fuck them for the sweet release of darkness!

Homer, for failing to include these lines of genious in "The Iliad", is a dipshit.

I feel He Just Bangs is the Homer for this generation. The Homersexual, if you will.
 

Dustin Diamond has chunks of evacuate particles that are harder core than this pricklips.
 

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.....on a douchebag. And I thought is was fucking hard to translate flyteeth in to latin and then in to english. Where's the fucking rosetta stone for illiterate, idiot, douchebag wiggers?

What's white on the outside and black on the inside? A lump of shit that has been bleached by the sun. So wigger I dub thee L.O.S.-er.
 

yeah
please post this tool's facebook name
 

@bvg -- Your incredible last rant must be archived for future generations.

Pure genius, my brother.
 

"Scratch Awl" would be a sweet ass band name.
 

Somehow, picturing a snapping turtle dangling from this asshole's ball bag makes it all worthwhile.
 

I am absolutely dumbfounded at this guy.....

Wow -

The apocalypse draws nigh… (Maybe he’s one of the four horsemen of the douche-ocalypse?)
 

plastic spinners yo...reread
plastic spinners yo...reread
plastic spinners yo...reread





thanks b shiz for name inspiration.
 

Scroter douche,

After reading your attack
on a fellow douche hater,
just to try to impress
the "ladies",
I have to say that makes you
the very thing we all love to
hate,Douche-
Only a Douche would
point out another man's
sentence structure,
you came off like a
know it all bitch,
and as a woman,
I'm here to tell you,
we like our men "BITCH FREE."
Do you really think
any woman need's a turd
like you to defend her honor?
I'd like to think
that Bag Queen,
and any other female here
are more than capable
of defending themselves.
You also seem a little too
concerned about the female
population of this blog,
so I'm going to guess
it's your only pipeline
to women,
this makes you
a pathetic douche.
Last,
your ending of
"thanks for playing" is
text book douche,
as only a fucking douchebag
would think he's so incredible,
he is the game itself-
I bet you still live
with your mom.
 

Ha!Scroter got smoked!
 

Ladies and gentlemen...

Much like terrorists, this little "Capo" mucus producing pussy fart has accomplished his mission: to divide us.

Let us not be divided, but united. United in a common hatred for all things douche.

I plead, do not embolden the douche.
 

@ Queen Gina - Lighten up, baby; have a Midol and a glass of Chateauneuf du Pape. Swing by my place on the Upper East Side in NYC and we'll talk this out like adults. Mom has gone away for the week so we'll be all alone. I'll give you a nice relaxing back-rub and a soothing foot massage and soon all that tension you're feeling will just melt away and you'll be a happy girl again.

Cheers,

STUDM
 

Say wat?
 

Ahhh -- reminds me of my college days!
 

Scroter,

Now your being rude to a lady.
Everyone knows only
old men and closet faggots
drink wine,
which one are you?
I'd guess all of the above.
Take your bottle of Chateaulefag
and jam it up your
ass.(You'll have to remove
your grape scented ass plug
first)
Thanks for playing!
 

If you're gonna quote Cam'ron at least get the real gist of what the fuck it is he's talkin about. Its "aim high and shoot for HIRE"....im not even from the streets.
 

Hi Gina,

Mom speaks and writes proper English and is blessed with good taste which would preclude her from writing such an illiterate rant.

While the "everyone" you mention in your ridiculously generic failed flame refers to "everyone" of the semi-literate, mouth-breathing cretins residing in the next door double-wide in whatever low rent fly-over state you live in. However, Sunshine, here in the big city, we drink wine and champagne not shitty beer unless we're out slumming; bagging white-trash bridge and tunnel chicks like you, treating you like the farm animals you are. We like banging you cheap, tasteless sluts since we don't have to buy you expensive drinks because you're too ignorant to know the difference.

I can tell you're still tense (are you out of vibrator batteries?), so take your paycheck to the liquor store tomorrow night when you get off the third shift at the chicken processing plant, pick up an 18 pack of Natty Lite and a cartoon of Marlboros. Shotgun all 18 beers, pop a few vicodin and smoke a couple of packs of Reds and you'll be relaxed in no time.

BTW, your spelling still sucks, Babe. Take a remedial English course at the local community college and stop embarrassing yourself by failing miserably at wit.

Your pal,

Scroter
 

Scroter,

Insult Gina all you want, but please leave the Natty out of it. Sweet sweet Natty.
 

Wow. Harsh.


I still hate this fucking drinking bitch banger.
 

Seems that nobody else noticed the bottle of Smirnoff on the shelf to the left. Not only does he drink cheap horse-piss beer, he drinks shitty vodka that tastes like gasoline! Cheap American beer and Smirnoff Vodka... nectar of the douchebags!
 

How much would you just love the chance to beat his little wigger smug ass? Me? I'd give half my bag for the chance!
 

Holy shit


i know this guy from high school.

He was the most ridiculous fucker i've ever met, and deserves every fucking word said here.

this is just fucking hilarious.

I wish i could post more of his facebook pictures, i have him as a friend. I might submit some actually.
 

this guy fucked a kid in the ass (senior year in high school) and his defense is "hey, an ass is an ass". you stay class San Diego.
 

Dude, what's his name? I gotta get him as a Facebook friend. email me at paulcg712@yahoo.com
 

he doesnt chase chicks he drugs them. and by replacing them he means he makes room in the crawlspace for them....