if Antonio Banderas and Jack Black were to ever have a baby together, it would look like this scrote.
 

oh, and this is Europe, not Hell. specifically, Germany.
 

Morticia Adams needs to do some situps.
 

Meh, I dunno DB1. This place can't be all bad if they have a porno snack bar. It ain't triple X, true, but damn, do you really need a DP with your milk and cookies?
 

I don't know, since my version of Hell would start off like this...

"Welcome to Hell, doucheland uber alles. Here is your standard issue black see through shirt, which you shall wear at all times. Now, sit still while I douse you with Axe bodyspray and then I'll grease down your hair..."


Quite.
 

It looks like they're inside the sketchiest IKEA ever.

She'd be hot if it weren't for that facial grease. And the fact that her eyes don't point in the same direction. And she seems to be lapsing into a meth-induced coma right before our eyes.

What do they call "meth" in Europe, anyway? La Crystale?
 

Nice shirt, Griecobag
 

This picture barely qualifies for the site. There are two requirements: Hot Chick & Douchebag. I submit:

1. Hot chick - missing (which seems to be common this month). Until the site is changed to www.chubbytrannieswithdouchebags.com, this pic has to go.

2. Douchebag - Check. Although the absence of a white belt threw me for a second, the see-through shirt makes up for it. Plus, has the chin strip and bling. The hand gesture is a weak, so the bag needs to go back behind the glory hole and work on that.
 

At first I was going to do my typical leave the ethnics alone plea. But really the tradegy in this pic is not the chin fungus, nor the greasy visage, or even the mesh shirt but that pea green wall in the background. Good gods, man! Someone chose that color, paid to have it painted, stepped back and said, "Yup, that's just what I wanted." BTW, its the same faulty reasoning that each of these poor lost souls adopted when they met each other.
 

@ douche vader,

I kind of prefer my snack bars to be XXX, maybe a little hottie ATM with my roast-beef hoagie and ruffles.

It's either Europe or the Methodist church is hosting a douche party in their fellowship hall, 'cause this ain't a bar.
 

trick question- europe is hell.
 

Maybe it's just my "nerve pills" talking, but this dude looks like my dad's old 1973 Ford pickup:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1970-1979-ford-trucks-18.jpg

If his eyes were any wider apart he'd be staring at his own ass. Sammy the hammerhead shark at Sea World called; he wants his skull back.

She has that sweaty post-orgasmic look about her. I think. I've never actually seen that look.

*Did I just type that?
 

Nah, I think he's the love child of Peter Lorre and Earnest T. Bass.
 

"HOW DEW YEW DOOO, MISSUS WIIIILEY?"
 

Brasil! Brasil!
 

bunt and all this bleeth is exquisite now if i could eliza her doolittle and scrub all the eurotrash off her...she might be a keeper
pinstripe casual pants are euro for white belt...
 

I am certain that if she walked away he would remain in that exact position for 4 hours until he fell over.

We're all going to hell for making fun of a stroke victim.
 

I thought Hell and Europe was one in the same.

My guess is this is Greece.
 

I thought Hell and Europe was one in the same.

My guess is this is Greece.
 

They're at their 7-year-old's stage production of "Grease." This looks like several of the new elementary schools around here with the wall colors that were chosen by the kids. The retard kids that is.
 

Antonio Banderas should sue him for defamation of character.
 

AnJackio Blackderas to the Hott:

"You know, I have perfected the act of sex."

Hott:

"That's great. Would you like to try it out on a woman?"
 

Look at the Balkan garbage. Where's Milosevic when you need him?
 

Elastic snap hole of the love bear - first off, your name is too damn long to type, from here on out, you shall be ESHOTLB to me.

Secondly, you my friend are a genius, being one for Ernest T Bass quotes (thanks dad), I couldn't agree more with the Ernest T call:

"If I'd seen you coming, I'd have known what to do. I'd have rais'd both arms and woved at you!"
 

i better repent...if i am going to hell fine but if i am going to europe the exchange rate is going to kill me
 

Definitely Deutschland. Nowhere else in Europe is so utterly devoid of taste on all levels.

I'll wager, impossible as it may sound, Banderas-bag's crimes against decency taste and fashion will not be the worst found at that particular gathering.

Still, they'll just engage their famous German sense of humour, and laugh about it
 

This post is pretty far down the page at this point, so I doubt anyone will read this, but the clues point to this being in Romania. The primary clue is the word "munte" or "muntex" on the wall.

Am I right, DB1? Can you tell us the answer?