This is a heavy amount of douche-foilage. I recommend using the chains instead of the string.

Is it just me, or are flower's boobies really low/saggy? She almost looks like a heroin/meth junkie.

Sweet...low morals and a strong need for $5.
 

he doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the shed. in fact, he looks like a shed that you'd keep sharp tools in. an oily, dilapidated, butt-chin shed.

and she looks like Winona Ryder's troubled little sister.

the groundskeeping crew at this park deserves a day off. that grass is lovely.
 

@Bagski-I agree on Flower's hoots. Their descending angle rekindles visions of Matti Nykanen plunging down the 120 meter jump at Innsbruck...She reminds me of a very young bleached out Jimmy Stewart tranny

He has the relaxed aura of a man who's in no rush to finish his MENSA application
 

I am beginning to think the occurence of miniature girls dating monstrously huge men is sort of the female version of chubby chasing. They're simply not physically compatible.
 

Dude has a woman-shaped tumour growing out of his armpit.
 

ill tribal ink brah
 

tony as a big guy i have to tell you the miniature bred women are great...they are fearless throw them plow them bangem any way you can...those girls are fierce...
this one kinda looks like britney if disney had not hauled her out of the backwoods and she was left to breed with locals...she does appear to have flapjack hogans...it happens....the wonderbra setups really mean wonder where those tits i saw at the bar went....
that tat is the only real douche trait i see,but its enough to qualify him and and any kids and grandkids that may follow as autodouche enrollees
 

"Don't worry sweetie. I'm sure Rehab is around here somewhere. No, we're not lost! Oh, hey, let's get our picture taken real quick."
 

Who knew the kid from Home Improvement took steroids?

Maybe blondie should pop some HGH...she might grow a couple of inches.

In her pants.
 

GGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I just had to scroll down!

Ugh!

I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets douchebags of grandeur!


Here's how I see their conversation:

Hott: Hey, where are we going?

Douchinator: The woods.

H: Oooh it's dark there. I'm scared.

D: YOU'RE scared? I gotta walk outta there alone!
 

Yo, I'm like so yoked that girls over 14 won't date me, Bro. I found this little honey at a truckstop in Arkansas.

DB1, don't the hotts need to be at least 16 to qualify? C'mon, Brah!
 

i that chick looks like she is 16! Who let chester in the party?!?!?!?! hahahah!!!!
 

I just don't know about her. She looks underdeveloped.Like she has on moms bikini.
 

I agree with her being on the speed/horse train, and being fed only in 'roid-shrunk vienna sausages ain't helpin. (see flapjacks pinned to chest)

At first when i saw this couple I thought about the South Park episode with the pig & elephant, but then I remembered the previously mentioned 'roid effect, and I knew she was safe. From being split in twain, at least. But safe from bleething? She's close to lost already!
 

her: Honey, I know you like it when I go down on you, but next time I want to leave my head on the tanning bed, too.

him: Babe, I told you--I can only reach your mouth when that nose is out of the way. You don't want me to stop taking 'roids, do you?

her: *sighs*
 

I'm lloking for sarah connuh
 

That's what you consider hot???
Sad...............
 

Yu Fukhaids behter stap maiking phun uf my litle gurl? Eye wil stump on ur haid an eet ur chilren. Eye smel chiken! Eye lik chiken?
 

DB1 your descriptions make me almost spit out my drink.. This would be one of them. But my ALL TIME fav is Captain Jack Spackle. I nearly pissed myself over that one.
 

if this bleeth grew out of a douchenozzle does the fact that i want to bang her make me gay?
 

apparently douchebags are taking a liking to pedophilia...i understand the phrase, "if there is grass on the field, play ball" but the latino groundskeeper hasn't even gone to Home Depot to buy the fertilizer yet...who am i kidding...I would put my groundhog in her nest hole
 

Get a load of the background in the picture; everyone is dressed in normal street clothes. Except for Dolph Douchebag and his underaged bleethe.

Shirtless. Sure sign of a 'bag. Plus the tat and those Terminator Shades.

I would like for Colonel Mustard to brain him with a candlestick in the living room.
 

Wow, so thats what happens when the guy who changes my oil hooks up with a Waffle House waitress...
 

It should say VD in the corner not VE.
 

Awww, lay off. That's his nine-year-old niece. Hence the droopy bikini top Mom bought her towards the end of summer so she'll still fit in it next year.
 

Ass Chin looks like he's doubled up on the botox lip enlargement. He looks like a candidate for Pumpy's #5 bitch boy what with those 'purty lips of his.