Monday, February 11, 2008
House
There aren't that many indicators proving House is douche. Besides the ginormous Jesus bling on the shirt and the hott sucking on his nose.
But then you realize it.
The ephemeral douche-face. That hint of sneer and kissy lips that marks douche like no other indicator.
Yes, House is scrote.
But Play-Doh boobies make babies sing the Tinky Winky happy dance.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:55 PM 
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OK, a dog tag that says "house", a gaze that says, "drunker than all hell". As for her, a sympathetic pucker showing sympathy for the sorry loser bastard and sun spots saying, "This Florida lifestyle will give me melanoma and kill me before consorting with scumbag/douchebag types will."
# posted by 
: 6:16 PM
: 6:16 PM 
this bleeth is either a light dom
which i like or a fan of madonna before sean penn screwed her head up which irritates me...either way i am aroused i'm just not sure how i should feel about it or which porn site i need to finish the job....
this guy is a mild vinagrette douche...but just like this bleeth i am deluded in thinking its fixable...unlike her i couldn't care less
which i like or a fan of madonna before sean penn screwed her head up which irritates me...either way i am aroused i'm just not sure how i should feel about it or which porn site i need to finish the job....
this guy is a mild vinagrette douche...but just like this bleeth i am deluded in thinking its fixable...unlike her i couldn't care less
# posted by : 7:08 PM
: 7:08 PM
The size and placement of her moles concerns me. They've even spread onto her bra. That's some powerful melanoma.
If hottie likes suckling on boogers, perhaps she won't mind consuming another sticky, salty substance.
# posted by : 7:47 PM
: 7:47 PM
Having picture made with striper - $25
Hiring stripper for Frat House - $300
Beer for Frat Party - $975
Having your douchebaggery confirmed and enshrined on the intertubes - Priceless.
For general wise-assed-ness, there's Fark. For hardcore, nut crushing mockery, there HCwDB.
Hiring stripper for Frat House - $300
Beer for Frat Party - $975
Having your douchebaggery confirmed and enshrined on the intertubes - Priceless.
For general wise-assed-ness, there's Fark. For hardcore, nut crushing mockery, there HCwDB.
# posted by : 8:43 PM
: 8:43 PM
This guy is such a bag, his douche juice is dripping onto that slut's tits. The gay cross of douchery on his shirt and the bagtag on the leather necklace are nice touches. I am hoping this shot was taken just before some non-douche martyr put Marmadouche out of his misery with a siringe of bleach to his exposed neck Terminator 2 style
# posted by : 9:01 PM
: 9:01 PM
She looks like Jeff Hardy. I bet she dips copenhagen and drives a 1987 chevy truck and lives in Kinneapolis NC.
He gets a pass from me, I think she is the real douche here. Although he does have an Affliction shirt on...fuck it he's a douchebag too. No pass for you, dolphlundgrenbag. Universal Soldier my ass.
He gets a pass from me, I think she is the real douche here. Although he does have an Affliction shirt on...fuck it he's a douchebag too. No pass for you, dolphlundgrenbag. Universal Soldier my ass.
ninetendouche@7:47,
If hottie likes suckling on boogers, perhaps she won't mind consuming another sticky, salty substance.
How do you know both are salty? Just asking.
If hottie likes suckling on boogers, perhaps she won't mind consuming another sticky, salty substance.
How do you know both are salty? Just asking.
I'm calling dong taper here; how else to explain the Marilyn Monroe press-on moles falling onto her bra? He's gonna wake up to a sore ass.
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