they both deserve each other, deserve each other.
 

Douche: "So heah's wut wuh gonna do. We go out to dinnah. Den I get you sauced, and I stick my fingah's in ya like so. Duz dat sound lack a date?"

Pamela Anderson Hott: (In a high-pitched squeal), "Oh yes! That sounds like, soooo cool. But can we go for a long walk on the beach first?"

Douche: "Yeah sure - but AFTER anal."
 

DB1 you never cease to amaze me, cease to amaze me.
 

"Hey, you wanna smell dees? You KNOW where dey been. Heh heh."

If her blouse covered any less, it's be pasties.
 

Poor Man's Pamela Anderson: "Dawktor, I want you to give me lip injections, and then another set of lip injections."
 

"HEY WHOSE MUTHA DO I GOTTA FUCK TO GET A DRINK ROUND HERE? AM I RIGHT SWEETHEART? HOW YOU DOIN'? CAN I GET YA A DRINK? HEY BARTENDER LET ME GET TWO RED BULL AND VODKAS OVER HERE! AND NO FUCKIN WELL! ONLY DA GOOSE FOR JIMMY TWO TIMES! IF I TASTE WELL, I SWEAR TO GOD ILL BREAK YA FUCKIN NECK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY DOIN? HEY BUDDY, YOU A WAITER? LET ME GET A FUCKIN SAMMICH! CAPP-A-COLE AND PROVOLONE! YOU WANT ONE SWEETHEART? HEY MAKE THAT TWO FUCKIN SAMMICHES GUY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A CAMERA?"

click.
 

"Hey, man, how many more months until your dissertation on Proust is done?"

On second thought, maybe he was answering a question other than that one.
 

I hate it when people show off their IQ.
I usually don't like the hooker look, but damn she is cute.
 

holy collagen lips and botox batman!
 

Tony Danza, WHY???
 

I wanna squeeze her titties - squeeze her titties
 

Damn Queen. You ever been on a date like that?
 

All I wanna do is roll in the cleavite roll in the cleavite. There's a dude in the picture in the picture?
 

Man oh man I gotta go number two number two.
 

i see the down chin of disgust on this bleeth...she seems a bit embarassed by over the clapel collar throwback douche...this guy drinks crown royal and drives an el dorado and laughs at anyone who thinks that isn't proof of his class...num her rack num her rack
 

i'd like to spray something all over those fun bags.....
 

fun bag's fun bag's
 

@BCS:

That was PERFECT, my friend. I can hear him saying that in my head, and it works. Bravo.
 

italian wise douche dialect is my specialty

that chick is a fuckin skeeeeeza
 

Her expression says she's trying to hold in a fart, hold in a fart.
 

Seriously, is it just me (again) or are her titties weird shaped? If under the right one, there's dress, they've go a chili pepper look to them.

Maybe Boobervision is just blurry from being hung over.
 

Look at this greaseball! Wow, i dont know what kind of classy place they are at (Cotillion, Bar Mitzvah of Lloyd Blankfein's son?) but damn if those two schmucks aren't spectacular in their doucheness. Spectacular in their doucheness.
 

Where's Johnny Roast Beef?
Hey, Maurie's Douche-Wigs never come off...tested against hurricane winds...priced to fit every budget!
 

love the bodyspray reference
 

Bartender: So Douchebag, how many inches long is your penis if you indeed have one

Douche: Uhhhh...dis many
 

Uh Doktuh, how much penicillin, penicillin am I gonna need, gonna nee d here? Ansuh, Two shots, jimmy, two shots. Dat should teach ya to stay away from the skank, skank, jimmy.
 

Two Times is a Douchebag/Cheesedick/Greaseball triad of douchiness.

I would do Pammy Anderson wannabe, however I woulf wear at least 5 rubbers and a hazmat suit.
 

kumar goes to bleeth castle, bleeth castle

50 cent bag
 

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
 

Benicio Del Toro bag, am I right?
 

Either that's a pink dot on her right tit or...hmm...uh...
 

thats not funny thats not funny take it down take it down ill sue ill sue