Nice touch on the fake LV as well, classy dyslexia holds well in the trailer park
 

Boobies trump dyslexia only if you can see the boobies. As it is, she's just a dumb broad who's not showing me her knockers.

He looks like Billy the produce guy down at Publix...and what's with the dwarf-length fingers?
 

With a purse that large, she must be compensating for something. I wonder what it could be. Something tells me its not boobies...
 

Nice call ed, those sure are some stubby little things. I think that his hand may just be at a 10-15 degree angle giving his fingers the illusion of being at dwarf length. I may be wrong either way dude is a smelly scrotum.
 

Ice Cube, Dub C, and Mac10 had no idea what they were doing when they started the whole "west side" hand gesture. I'm certain they had no idea it would be corrupted and commercialized by bags everywhere.

At least buy a hat that fits, bag, and while you're at it, you might as well make it a Yankee hat.

Is that Stacey Valentine wearing madonna's fingerless gloves?
 

I think this site is promoting this purse, NOW I want one, and by want one I mean with the hott holding it and nothing else
 

She: flashing a hand signal, toting the fake Louis bling, posing with a tool, and waaaaay too much mascara. She qualifies more as a 'Bag than a Bleethed out Hott.

He: Has a deformed penguin hand and obtrusive ears... Danny DeVito's spawn? Does he use a bottle cap for a condom?
 

I think his "west side" is actually a nod to West Side Story or West Hollywood - something very gay for sure...
 

Did occur to anyone that OC Bleeth's hand gesture might in fact be to rep her fake Louis that just so happened to make it in to this miserable pic?

As far as Fred Durst Mafia 'Bag is concerned, his uberdoucheocity still does not explain why someone gave this tool a mic! Seriously, how many AHHHH YEAAHHH's! are these people willing to subject themselves to before someone strangles Freddie Scrote here with a mic cable?

For me I think it would occur right after he shrieked "Where all da ladies at?!"

Yeah Id have to hit him with a fog machine.
 

Ummm, okay, but when did "Chicago" become part of the "westside" ?

It amazies me more everyday that these guys wearing MLB Baseball caps sideways really think that they're cool. Nothing could say, "hey look at me, I'm a total tool", more than a crooked ballcap. Wear them to a baseball game, when you're working in the yard or on your car, but please leave them at home after 6pm.

Then again you give my friends and I something to laugh at when we go out.
 

@Solar............

I am from the West side of Chicago, and guys like this would not make it up the block without an ass kicking. He brings shame to that White Sox hat and the whole city of Chicago. And we were slowly recovering from the whole Slap incident of 2007. W for Wannabe.
 

@ Noonan - EXCELLENT Westside Connection reference, good sir. He does NOT pledge allegiance to the Rag.

Also, I watched your movie last night. Smails is such a prick.

Nice dyslexia, Britney knock off. Your bag makes me want to play Tetris and punch Mary Poppins.
 

Her bag is a silly ass fake. And so is her purse.

He's not throwing a bag sign; he's hiding the web of flesh between his digits.
 

good call douchetorious. this guy sucks at life and is in no way a representation of actual chicagoans. fuck the sox anyway. their fans are typically a little slower and white-trashier than your average baseball fan. she is young and looks pretty slutty. i likes it. a lot.
 

Hey, has it occured to anyone else that mr. white hasn't been blessing us with his boweling blogs lately? Frankly, I'm concerned. I hope he didn't drown in the toilet bobbing for feces.
 

Is this anothe Jamie Lynn Spears sighting? That would explain the dyslexia and the madonna style gloves.

This web handed mic toting scrote doesn't inspire my creative haunches.

I wonder what the gator is doing.
 

I think the W and the L stand for Winner/Loser, in which case a tally should be photo shopped on there with 0 marks below the W and at least double digits worth of marks under the L.

Of course, the W and L may be abbv., e.g. witless, wienieless, worthless, etc.

Regardless, put both of them in a human sized blender, hit frappe, and presto: diarrhea.
 

as far as she is concerned she is holding up the middle finger...i mean that stuff is confusing y'all
her purse can carry more stuff in it than i needed going away to college for three months...someday those purses will truly be the time capsules of our era...
this scrote reminds me of poker douchebag phil helmuth
 

I'd like a hand-job from young Jamie Lynn.

That's about all I got.
 

There's a threat in the world today.
A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society, and maybe even a threat to our very existence.
And what is this threat?
The West-Douche Connection.
An organization made up of highly motivated, extremely aggressive gangsta-wannabes turned Douchebags...with one, single objective: Hot chick domination, or in their words, "Creating a World Wide Douche-Side"
Vowing to make every hot chick bow down to the "W", a bag hand gesture used by serious scrote members to show affiliation. We have confirmed reports that "W's" have been appearing in various clubs and random cities throughout the world.
There are also talks of Mt. Rushmore being renamed as Mt. Douchemore, with America's forefathers being replaced by the West-Doucheside Connection forefathers: Peaches, The Gator, and Joey P. a.k.a. "The Point-r, The Stare-r, and The Ya Digggggger!"
When confronted with these allegations, they released a statement saying, quote, "Bitch, you know the Side, WORLD MUTHA-FUCKING-DOUCHE WIDE." unquote

Deuche Baggilo
 

Of course he's wearing a White Sox hat. That automatically qualifies him as a douchebag regardless.
 

Gentlemen, I can't believe nobody noticed this is the Boston Teat Party, only this is the shitheel that had the hankie on, a la "desperado". Not the Eagles version, but the Linda Ronstadt one. Fucking tool.
 

Wasn't the hottie in the Boston Teat Party? She looks very familiar.
 

Maybe the negative was backwards?