ha ha this guy rules. this is what lance armstrong wouldve looked like had he lost to cancer. but he won. and now he fucks olsen twin.

meanwhile, paul shaffer here fucks memoirs of a geisha.
 

The early bird gets the worm. and the crabs, as I've found (scratch scratch). I think he has those specs on as they will deflect the laser beams of hatred thrown at him by everyone coveting his hott. But how to hate on an oldbag...he's only trying to have a little joy in life before he is hopelessly pissing himself in a nursing home. Or hopelessly pissing himself in the men's room of that bar in the photo...
 

he probably used to be an professional bicycle racer, and he's just showing off his aerodynamic sunglasses. rock on oldbag
 

bah, bcs beat me to the bicycle racing comment. well played sir.
 

Bartender!!!!!!!! Make me an Appletini and get your hands off my future ex-wife.
 

dammit. bald dude with glasses. totally reminds me of someone, but i just can't pinpoint it. i hate that.
 

this guy also likes bea arthur, it just so happens
 

Beds are burning, indeed! Rock on geez, just lock your wallet and spare change in the bar safe before taking your pants off. You know how clever these tranny strippers can be.
 

@scrotebob.......

I was thinking that same thing.....lol. Has the hottest wife I ever laid eyes on too. I'd clip old ladies toenails to have a shot at washing her dirty dishes. And by dirty dishes, I mean.....dirty dishes. Isn't he a Seahawks fan too? Also a wizard with the photoshop, helluva bag hunter too. It'll come to me one of these days.
 

Where we're going...we dont need roads...douchebags, we could use a few, since the doucheclone wars of 09 (fuck yeah, 2 nerd refrences in one piece, im on fire!!!)...and if you look closely, i think you can see his 0xygen tube...must be a bitch to log around and getting knocked over on the dancefloor.
 

I must not been paying attention when it was announced that the '08 models of Far East Hott will now feature blue eyes instead of the standard brown. Nice. In fact, there are a lot of colors in this pic. Old Bag's glasses match the drink in the lower left, the icy blue's from Far East Hott and, of course, that magical dark amber color from the bourbon in the background.

Is it too early in the morning for a shot of Wild Turkey?
 

it just dawned on me...what if this fucker really is on Chemo...well fuck him for being at a club while also at death's door. Serves him right for buying his house next to three mile island.
 

it just dawned on me...what if this fucker really is on Chemo...well fuck him for being at a club while also at death's door. Serves him right for buying his house next to three mile island.
 

@b.a.g......damn it's good to have you back. ass.
 

I'm still trying to figure out where one gets a pair of yellow sunglasses! If you think about it they make sense. The sun is yellow and sunglasses block the sun so yellow sunglasses really block the sun!

brilliant!

this guy not a douche bag...

unadater.blogspot.com
 

I'm still trying to figure out where one gets a pair of yellow sunglasses! If you think about it they make sense. The sun is yellow and sunglasses block the sun so yellow sunglasses really block the sun!

brilliant!

this guy not a douche bag...

unadater.blogspot.com
 

@scrotebob....hey now, i am not TOTALLY bald. yet.

geez. give an old man a chance will ya? besides, i'd never wear beach volleyball sunglasses circa 1989.
 

actually this is bea arthur after the testicular cancer...her ball is bigger than lance's but she needs to take off the skeet shooting glasses if someone yells "pull" in this place its because they are watching rowing and everybody's a coxswain these days...the bleethed out colored contacts are great i may get a pair if they ever make mirrored contacts that would be douchetastic
 

wow. Midnight Oil.

I guess this really is the End of the Beginning...

Army of Douche-ness
 

wow. Midnight Oil.

I guess this really is the End of the Beginning...

Army of Douche-ness
 

wow. Midnight Oil.

I guess this really is the End of the Beginning...

Army of Douche-ness
 

You can get yellow glasses at any sporting good store, they are used for shooting. I use yellow lenses for night driving, they help when its dark out.

http://www.natchezss.com/brand.cfm?contentID=productDetail&ammoGroup=0&brand=SZ&prodID=SZBKS81

This guy reminds me of Phil Hendrie, who is definitely not a douchebag.
 

Take two Levitras and call me in the morning.
 

When last we saw Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, he and Data were 4-F, hitt'n the Bushmills and workin some sideslice.
 

I think the Edge made off with a pair of Bono's sunglasses......and turned into a massive turd.
 

Oh sweet Suki-soo, me likey, i do!!!

halfasian w/blue eyes(or contacts, dont care)? Oh yeah. That woke me up faster than my coffee :)

As for Paul Schaeffer, at least he's not wearing one of those Liberace-rejected outfits he has. And the fact that he's pullin this hard? BRO. Now I really want to be you when I'm 80 and turning turtle.

But ditch the hunting shades, they're gay.
 

After a volunteer trip to the developing world it occurred to me; this guy just clinched it for me.

when it's my time: MAIL ORDER BRIDE

Army of Douche-ness
 

wow that girl is hot.
 

@ ScroteBob DouchePants said...
dammit. bald dude with glasses. totally reminds me of someone, but i just can't pinpoint it. i hate that.

Looks like the guy from U2, not bono, the other boner.
 

M. Butterfly or The Crying Game?

The tranny meter in my pants is registering an 8.3 on the richter scale of penis possibility on this one. "She" is just a little too put together for my taste, nobag better do a quick search and destroy for hostile one-eyed Charlie's before full deployment. Either that or covertly explore it's Ho Chi Min trail and afterward deny any involvement, that's what I always do.
 

shooting range shields or old school M-Frames? Either way, don't wear them in a club or bar sir.
 

@d. baggins - if she's a dude, I guess that explains why I want to do her. Whatever it is, it's wearing blue contacts.
I've seen those glasses before. I think my dad has about 10 pairs of them strewn about in his garage. This is pure proof to me that these glasses whould not be worn in public.
 

It looks like "Show and Tell Night" for NAMBLA after returning from Malaysia and purchasing a 9 year old boy (wig not included)...I heard they are pretty cheap over there and they give group discounts...he is a dirty old man no doubt but a bag?...I am still not convinced
 

They haven't buried Hunter S. Thompson yet? For fuck's sake, people, show some decency and get a couple of shovels working.
 

Don't they wear those glasses on the gun range? He looks like that guy I swear. Not you Pfah, that guy who's always bragging about what he did over the weekend, and how awesome it was. He's the guy that goes to parties that a friend of the friend's friend invited him to trying to mingle and relate to people half his age. He knows this hott is so out of his league, but he's been telling her how beautiful her contacts are for like 3 hours and giving her every other drink for free. That guy.

But I could look at that little ray of sunshine all day if the douche would get back to serving drinks.
 

god damn,
I love island girls,
OK did anyone else here ever have those yellow light bulbs in the car port or front porch when you were growing up? Remember how they make things look putrid? If i could turn that look into a smell , and smell into a feeling, that is what would overwhelm me when staring at this picture.
 

i'd let him off if his glasses were sunglasses. (i have yellow tints also) i'd let him off if they were hunting glasses. (maybe he didn't go home first and went strait to the bar) BUT, those are shop glasses. for working in work shops.(the nose holds give it away) the only way he gets by, is if he works at a bar where they throw bottles at the stage like in the blues brothers.
 

Joe Scrote-riani? Surfing with the (illegal) alien?
Fake M-frames? $6
Real M-frames? Instant mini-truck douche.
I really don't have the heart to bag on the old guy. He just happens to work at a bar where the occasional asian shemale (I think the preferred nomenclature is "ladyboy") comes in for a tipple. And tipple her I would. And by "Tipple", I mean utterly destroy whatever reproductive organs she has with my mighty flesh-sword.
 

Oi! The lead singer of Midnight Oil is now Australia's Environment Minister, so... there.
 

I think this guy leaves Midnight Soil in his depends
 

Anon 2:11, I heard that but that means the douche still doesn't have a real job and those are fucking safety glasses, just what a proper load needs to wear clubbing.
 

Hunter S. Thompson?
 

who let danny from the shooting range in?
 

Someone needs to tell Bruce Willis that people with Down's Syndrome shouldn't be on the shooting range.
 

as an oldbag myself, I can't crack on this guy too hard. hott will love you long time, joe!
 

What the fuck. I've seen this dude come into gnc quite a few times. I know its him...he always wears black tactical gear and those yellow glasses. Who posted this?!!? I live in minneapolis, by the way.
 

Conehead paid for Tila Tequila AND her blue contact lenses.
 

Yeah... I got those glasses free when I bought a thirty-five dollar pellet gun.