I've never seen Stallone look so orange before.
 

shyeah... stallone's spazzy kid brother... that has to be the weakest 'bag handjive move ever thrown.

braslut is hott though... by 'hott' I mean like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a shovel... but you just know, if it's been done in a porno, she's done it too.

sadly, probably with this spack instead of with me.
 

This girl must be the best example of technically unnatractive girl passing for hott I've ever seen.

really, she's pretty ugly.

Army of Douche-ness
 

I could set a pitcher of beer on the white-top broad's ponchy belly and not have it spill or tip over. Nasty pig.
 

LOOK OUT!!! He's about to spew!!!!
 

Sorry, blondie, but only excessively hot chicks are allowed to wear overalls. Otherwise you run the risk of looking like a potato farmer who had some horrible nuclear accident and ended up morphing with his product, thereby ending up sorta the exact opposite of a super hero.

As to douchebag, it's already been said, but to drive the point home: ay, yo.
 

Blondie looks preggo and skanky has me calling my Dr. and setting up a Hep test as we speak.

Tumorbag can erase all of his negs if he pukes on them.
 

These ladies are taking their pooches out for a walk; nothing wrong with that, folks. Blondie has a cute face but is a rare example of a butter body.

Must I even comment on their earrings?

Rocky J. Sharkfin is apparently finding Invisible Girl's G-Spot. I hope she poops on him.

Aaaand - the 80's metal scene called; they want their studded wristband back. CLown dIck.
 

I would so smack it! flip it ! rub it down! by that I mean her belly.

@Darksock
Hey stop living your C0** rings lying around douche magnets are mistaking them for hoop earings circa 80's Jodey Watly style...yeah yeah yeah

This chick so belched what smelled like a subway cold cut combo in Sly's face.

He's my worst nightmare.

Hey is that Fran Dresher and Rosanna Arquette?
 

Hey Its Sid Ridiculous and he has a condition know as "Fuckthritis" It's a painful crippiling of the metacarpals and falanginal bones it also causes tighting of the subcadensous tisse found in the wrist it affects avid masterbators.
 

I have a wish DB1......I wish that hair cancer had claimed this douche at a young age...so you would not have been able to show us this pic....that's what I wish.
 

man if these two bleeths showed up in my porn site rotation i would Know they quit trying...
this guy is only a mild bag based on bracelet and hair...i gotta give him credit he is flipping off his own penis for wanting to bang these two
 

Douche looks like he's just about to realize, that while it impressed his brahs and took the dare, chasing 3 urinal pellets with a HPNOTIQ and Red Bull might have been ill advised....
 

I didn't slowly expand the picture frame... much to my chagrin. I went from a very small window to full screen, causing a nasty gage reflex that forced a quick lunch spew to expell onto my desk. Oooh that brunette is HIDEOUS. DB1, got me good you fucker!

Looks like the guy in the background never let go of the baby-cap he once wore as an infant to help retain heat from escaping his bald head. Good thing too; the doctor was going to shave it before starting chemo. It must be a hair tumor convention.
 

They can cure his hair cancer at a special treatment facility in Guantanimo Bay.
 

Are bras now the same thing as "shirts"? If so I guess I have whole new wardrobe to choose from.

Chitown Bleeth
 

The guy is probably pissed off that he has jacked off so much that not only does he have debilitating arthritis in both hands but he is now functionally impotent
 

I can't decide who's the worst..The blond with zits and unwashed hair, the mohawk punk who looks like he's had one too many shots of jagermeister, or the dumpy brunette that can't button her shirt.
 

Hi there Chitown Bleeth. Howya doin? I'm running low on hair gel but still feel cool. Do you like my Uncle Sil impression I'm doing for these two girls? They are just friends. Unless you are into a four way... shit. let me go back and misspell some wordz. Yo.
 

@ Duke of Douchester - Amen, brother. I made the mistake of enlarging the photo as well, but it didn't engage my gag reflex...I screamed like a newborn infant. I thought makeup was either to cover up imperfections or to highlight your best features, not draw attention to your imperfections...

*crawls to a corner with his blankie and curls into the fetal position*
 

the brunette looks like a slut that used to live down the rode from me in high school!
 

Douche Hand Gesture #29: Verbal Kint impersonation

Douchewig von Bagthoven