I'm looking for a douche but I keep falling into those eyes...and hair....they call me im my fevered dreams....they shake me like the Northridge quake....I will spend a lot on her...oop, spent once already...
 

i will celebrate this douche with a haiku

his nipple mocks me
snip it with rusty scissors
there, i feel better
 

Well, the most obvious remark to be made is that he is Steve-O's retarded brother, but that would be a little redundant, would it not?

She looks like the best Real Doll. Ever.

There appears to be a heated battle between an alien warship and a casino paddelboat in the background; that is awesome.
 

I still only see her....that hair would look stunning, bobbing gently up and down in my lap....
 

Despite the mark of the beast I gotta go with no bag here. Being overtly homosexual is an instant disqualifier every time. No straight, or hell even casually bisexual, man would be caught dead in a G.A. shirt that color or that tight fitting. Sorry blondie but dude is gayer than an elmo pez dispenser stuck up Richard Simmons ass by Richard Gere.
 

How completely insecure does one have to be to wear a lycra stretchy shirt with another man's name stenciled across the entire top in 6" high letters? The only thing it says about the wearer is that he's dumb enough to pay $90 for a t-shirt.

Save your bottle caps for an Armani Collezioni suit and a decent tailor, Dopey McScroteFace.
 

I still only see her......
and it might be about a week before I can stop..... ooop another one
 

i can only say that i am shocked yo see anne coulter out of her walk of shame black dress...interesting that she would chose to do so with wilson cruz rickey from my so called life or as it should have been called my so called tits because when that show first aired i thought wow this show will be good when claire danes grows a rack...it never happened and the show got cancelled
now that anne has broadened her stance and changed clothes the next thing to do is complete the surgery and run for governor of new jersey
 

He needs to give his tits to the hott.
 

He's got the worse case of armpit wedgy I've ever seen.
 

@ bag queen:

Yeah, it looks like Bea Arthur's shaved groin.

Sorry, Pfah.
 

this has to be the gayest picture of oscar de la hoya on the internet...i changed my mind about the other guy
 

pfah, Happy Valentine's Day, my sweetest.

I've been anticipating a call from you all afternoon, my darling. I've scraped my feet and shaved my bunions just like you had so passionately requested in your last letter, and I just got back from having my hair done by Mr. Randy at Salon de Venus.

He also bleached my mustache.

On this very special day, I've decided to wear that exquisite orange caftan you sent me for my 97th birthday (or was it my 96th?), while I fondly think of you and dream about the perfect evening we will spend together someday, if the fates allow such unbridled bliss. My fantasy of an Early bird dinner at Duff's Smorgasbord, followed by reckless bingo at the casino at St. Labia... Then back to my place for a quick Kaopectate stinger nitecap and a sensual Ben-Gay massage... some cuddling with my heat pad while we watch my box set of Matlock episodes and snack on Werther's Originals...

And all before 9:30.

I love the way you woo me, dear.

I'll see you in my dreams.
 

It never gets old.... lmfao
 

It looks like a Gibson flying V

I do not see a Fender but perhaps we see what we want to see when viewing the Mark

Like laying in fields watching clouds go by

Sky as blue as Nipple
 

this looks like a toilet of bags waiting to be flushed down the douche drain...look at the douche on the left...I see the silhouette of a bag with spikey hair and a black tight tee shirt...quick!! someone hit the plunger and make these turds drift out to sea
 

The mark of the douche on his disproportionally large forehead is not the Gibson "Flying V" aforementioned. No, it is the BC Rich "Beast" shape, designed by one Mr. Brian Hoffman (of Deicide fame). Who is from Florida. Extra douche points.
Either that, or possibly a midget dipped in cocaine T-bagged him.
There is an equal likelyhood of each.
 

the Armani Exchange shirt tight enough so that we can see man-nipple is a pretty telling sign as well
 

From the Book of Doucheronomy, 4:13-17 -
'Bag said to the Lord, “My punishment is greater than I can bear. Behold, you have driven me today away from Señor Frog's, and from the bleeth I shall be hidden. I shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.” Then the Lord said to him, “Not so! If anyone kills 'Bag, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. Unless some guy wants to kill "Bag for banging his sister. Then 'Bag is on 'Bag's own.” And the Lord put a mark on 'Bag, lest any who found him should know he is a major wad. Then 'Bag went away from the presence of the Lord and his delicious $2 margaritas and settled in the land of Guido, west of Manhattan by way of the Lincoln Tunnel.
 

What's with the ultra-tight shirt encasing his obviously chubby torso? He looks like one those Karl Ehmer liverwursts I buy at Central Market.
 

you cant have the kit without the caboodle. it will do you no good.
 

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He reminds me of this male cheerleader in my dorm freshman year. He has a somewhat vacant look to his douchy eyes. He's planning his next basket toss.
 

Gay men don't have man boobs.
Thought that rehabbed lush Lindsey Lohan was staying out of the bars now?