In honor of Rick James, I'm giving this whole picture four thumbs down (wish I had more hands). There is nothing good about it, punctuated by douchebag's herring bone necklace. You know how, in the bugs bunny cartoons (lovingly ripped off by Itchy and Scratchy), a character would run into a fence and the fence pattern would slice through them? That's what I wish would happen with this guy's shirt. And if that didn't make any more sense, it's between I'm only on my first cup of coffee.
 

looks like a chippendouche dancer, only too short....
 

the one on the left looks like former porn star Chloe something or other.
 

No doubt this guy is in a class of Scrote that is reserved for future stars of German Shizer Videos, but I am truly shocked that on a Friday of all days, no has mentioned... BOOBIES!
Her face kinda of looks like the average mug of a 2:30am Denny's waitress but, BOOBIES!
Did I mention boobies?
 

This is the gayest thing I've seen since I saw two guys buttfucking in the back of a Mini Cooper in 'Cisco while watching "Beaches: the widescreen Platinum Edition" after they won Judy Garland's ruby slippers in a Sotheby's auction.

* note the Wonder Twins fag ring. "Wonder Twins power activate! Take the form of a guy's dick in another guy's mouth!"
 

Uggo on the right does have some nice Planters Dry Roasted fun bags, though.
 

Yellow got run the fuck over by the ugly bus.

Brunette would be hott except for the fivehead and the pack of cancer sticks.

Grease - check
Mark of the bag - check
Abs on display - check
Douche hand signal 43 - negatory
Jesus bling draped from necklace - negative

This one is going to be close but I'm leaning towards bag and with that said he can keep the trannies.
 

@Douche Quixote...........thank you for your research in the Unnecessary point pic. I know that bag was here before.

I really have nothing to say about old mesh shirt here. He's just stupid.I mean why would anyone be affiliated with a shirt like that? Oh right..... Boobies.
 

Yow. What the hell happened to the girl on the left? It's like she coated her real brunette hair with superglue and then jumped into a dumpster of factory-second wigs.

Yes, boobies on the right, but she was clearly attached by a troop of ninjas wielding ugly sticks.

Bag might be straight, but he's totally up for gay porn if the price is right.
 

Who the hell decides to buy a fish net? Was he the catch of the day? If so I'm going Vegan in hopes I don't get mercury and Douche in my tuna salad.
 

Is it just me or does red sonja look totally photoshopped? Like whoever submitted it cropped themselves out to avoid the humiliation certain to ensue upon posting?

That is some great cleavite, though, even though those boobs on that face is like putting a $5000 Alpine in a 1991 Geo Metro.

The bag isn't even worth commenting on. That shirt should be the property of an aborigine fisherman. He could use it to catch all kinds of sea creatures.
 

Is an Ace of Base tribute band absolutely necessary?
 

@ kissy lips - leaning towards the 'bag? The shirt alone bestows 'bag status upon this mini-chode. The mark o' the bag, branded by a vengeful god upon his forehead, confirms it.

Speaking of his shirt, I have often wondered what goes through the Australopithecine brains of these scrotes as they take their final glance into one of the 46 mirrors they have crammed into their studio apartments. "Man, my greasy, orange skin, cactus head and fishnet shirt are gonna kill da bitchez tonight, yo."

BTW, what's up with all micro-'bags of late? Is all that Tag/Axe, grease and orange causing them to shrink? One can only hope, I suppose.

@anon 10:02 - anal queen Chloe is now a "former" porn star? Dammit!!! the day is ruined.
 

Those 2 6.5s caught that douche in their Bleeth trap.
 

bag lanta --"chippendouche dancer" -- now that is funny! This picture, however, is just plain wrong. Down here in TN we would say -- "he ain't right"
 

The worst thing about being all yoked up from spending all those hours with the fellas at the sweat mill is that you have to cover up those sweet abs with a shirt to go out. Well, for $4 you too can solve that problem with the 'Scrot-tard. Handsome fish-net fag fettish top expertly sewn into a handsome, package enhancing boxer brief. Your bling will show, your abs will show, and most importantly, your lack of perspective will shout out at the world, "I am a Douche! Hear me grunt!"

No hotts in the photo, but I like it that this dude is trying. Soon he'll get some hand signals, better bling, a hip-hop version Yankees lid at full 9.98 degree tilt, and will be body-spraying his way into the tiki bars.

Good luck on your voyage Mesher!
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS GUY IS SO HOT!!! THAT MESH SHIRT IS ATTROCIOUS!!! SHIVA H. CHRIST!!! I. CAN'T. TAKE IT... MUST. TALK. LIKE. JAMES. T. KIRK...
 

Is this Hot Chicks with Douchebags, or Syphilitic Skanks with Men of Questionable Sexuality?
 

Side boob.
 

Hey BQ, let's do this for our Halloween costume! Where does one buy a mesh shirt and get a bulimic Puerto Rican A cup orange haired ventriloquist dummy?

Tell the truth, BQ, you offer up a bit more cleavage than this cat drug in turd face. How much more?
 

Daym BQ....

But it just goes to show, a lotta women go for the Metro-fag look. They want us to look like the gay, stylish friend that cuts their hair and commiserates with them about their cramps, but I swear to god, once they try going out with one, it makes em sick to their stomachs wondering if the taste on that dick is…well….shit? No offence to you personally, BQ, but I lived in SF for a number of years and seen this phenomenon too many times; a man trying to look queer usually falls from grace. So too often, that taste…well…IS shit.

Much like what my mouth tastes like after seeing a mesh shirt on this guy. NO reason, no reason at all should a man other than Martin Gore (Depeche Mode, for the kids that don’t know) wear mesh outside of a Go-Go Cage at the Crisco Disco. Or the Pendulum. Or Daddy’s. I’ll let you figure out what kinda bars/clubs those are.

Yes, Martin gore is the Uber-metro. I can neither confirm nor deny a stand to or fall from grace in his case.
 

just for the record, this picture would've made for much better haikus this morning.

im just sayin.
 

"...this is a metro look in the smaller cites of northern Scandinavia."

Since I'm from northern Sweden I must defend myself, people do NOT dress like this here. Those people look more like germans(lots of turks there and the girls looks alittle mixed)

First time commenting. Might aswell add that I like your site bla bla, good content! Cheers
 

The slut on the left looks like a cracked out Leah Remini from the King of Queens. I'd so do her....
 

ok if i may sound a little gay for a sec...why do bag like this wear crap like that,i mean scrotes who can get ass wearing clothes from walmart should wear colthes from walmart and be done with it...if douche wore a t shirt and cheap jeans he would probably get more ass than a toilet at a bed and breakfast near lambeau field specializing in cheddar cheese on indian food...
blonde is scary in a toledo truck stop kinda way...but sweet sweet brunette she is magic like the chick in a indie film who slept around a lot but still has plenty of time for her crippled brother and manages to hold the amoral characters around her in line out of their inexplicable respect for her values...
 

"I don't use drugs, this douche is frightening enough."
-Escher
 

Nice to see that Corky has done so well for himself. Someone should really talk to one of his aides about that shirt though.
 

well there goes my lunch...fishnet shirts...WHO THINKS THESE ARE GOOD IDEAS!!! ugh and its a muscle tank too. scroat chain, and pantie band sticking out of his pants...under the fishnet shirt. oi. nice man ring too. jesus, he's wearing mor jewelry than the girls. yellow is nice until you get to her face, nice rack tho. white looks like shes done one too many lines tonight. points for the camels tho. this is the part where the fish net turns razor sharp and cuts him into tiny pieces right?
 

These three should pass their shirts to the person to their left before the next photo is taken. 2 out of 3 would then be dressed appropriately, but I'm not that would save Indiana Joan and the Lost Pout.
 

My eyes, they burn!!!
 

I like the fact this dickhat decided he needed to pull his chain OUTSIDE of his see-through shirt.

He's a rump ranger, for sure. The chick on the right looks like and Edsel. Left chick makes Peyton Manning look like he's got a small forehead and Britney Spears check her purse to make sure she's still got her meth.
 

@rubber douchey:
Well I finally felt what it is one of you men feel when you look at a painfully gorgeous hott being defiled by groping proximity to a douchebag of HoS proportions.
I see a painfully gorgeous hott man being defiled by shitty taste... (ugh *shudder*) in clothing. Hence the screaming caps. I think my brain shortciruited - i didn't know whether to start ovulating or puke. That douchey outfit makes me want to claw my eyes out.
 

2 (Semi-Hott) Girls, 1 cup (of douche).
Yellow sure is a facebut
Great body, terrible face but.
however with one word I forgive her everythng. "BOOBIES!"

Gay and Lesbian MardiGras today in Sydney Aust. He is the head float, might explain the sore on his pink, phallus loving lips.
Boooooobiessssss.
 

@ bag queen

hey, when we see the hotts getting defiled by the grieco-virus, we can blame it on the douche....you see the hott man, but the sadder thing is, he's is totally and completely responsible for what he did to himself. Bleethes can be blamed for bad judgement, being drunk, having daddy/abuse issues, or a raging coke habit they can blame for being susceptible. A douche going for the gayest shirt known to man? His own fault.

But hey, you now see our daily pain. Have a great weekend!
 

bag queen help me with my theory...if mesher wore nothing but walmart clothes you and many women would stll do him...making his douchery senseless on a higher level
 

I think BQ might be BS-ing if she says she'd do the same dude rolling out of Wal-Mart with a REAL trucker hat, a dirt stasche, a flannel with torn sleeves, dirty ass jeans, and some construction boots that walked over to his jacked up 78 Chevy with rust holes in it and a Calvin pissing on a Ford oval sticker right next to an "Ass, Gas, or Grass...no one rides for free/Ain't Skeert" sticker

I think she'd say "Fucking Cleetus Redneck."
 

Or if he stepped out of a 83 Impala with 24" rims, glass packs, and chrome and was wearing chains, baggy clothes, and a do rag while throwing up gang signs and shouting, "Yeeeeaaaa, boyeeee!"

(Sorry Pfah, forgot to think of Rosie and pudding)
 

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Left to right:

Part-time lesbian with off-and-on obsessions with Tori Amos and Sarah MacLachlan;

Straight (yes, really) barback at a "diverse" club who makes frequent, off-handed remarks to all his customers of his "fluid" sexuality, and bought a closet full of these shirts through International Male, resulting in fantastic tips;

Mutual friend who found success by teaching Pilates and willingly demonstrates her incredible physical flexibility to anyone who asks -- especially when she's lit.
 

cool shirt
 

Seriously, this is a picture from 'The Grind' circa 1991 right? Where's that douche Eric now? He's probably working some glory hole with Dan Cortez while Adam Curry is on the other side.
 

Ok, maybe 1993 the hott with all the roots is still collecting Camel bucks! "Girl, you know it's true!"
 

tb douchebagski or she might say ...dad? wheb did you get out of prison? (this joke is not to be construed as bag on bag crime and bag queen if you are menstruating i am truly sorry)
 

sorry bag queen, he's clearly not playing on your team....against your team... um, you know what I mean. That particular "outfit" only counts as douchey if he's straight.
 

The hott on the left with that oh-so-charming Eastern European red dye job has a look on her face like she just came to and discovered she is about to be digitally immortalized with Sven, the popular Swedish gay porn star, and his androgynous transvestite lover with a recent boob job.
 

harry scrotter: you're probably right. Such a damn shame.

newman: Nice try, but my dad is the French-Canadian version of Homer Simpson. He works at a nuclear plant, drinks beer, watches 'ockey, and says "turd", not "third".

No I'm not menstruating, however it is quite possible that I am a bitch. I'm waiting for the tests to come back. :D
 

I'd like to strain boiling spagghetti through that shirt.... while he wears it!
 

@ Bag Queen 3:52

"i didn't know whether to start ovulating or puke"...that was some funny shit.
 

I've got it! That's not a fishnet muscle tank. It's a fishnet muscle tank w/ painted-on abs and man chesteses!

Seriously, you can't see an outline on his sides, can you? If Sports Illustrated can paint swimsuits on naked SI Beach Hotts, then Macauley Culkin-Head can have painted-on muscley douchitude!

Boy-Chested Leah Remini Hott on the left actually isn't too shabby. I will make her my King of Queens (or Queen of Kings?), so that I may help her fix her hair dilemma. Two-tone color schemes never belong on cars or women.

I also think Birdy McBoobs on the right is decent as well (could be the boobs). Remember children, this is why paper bags were invented.

Did I remember to mention the boobs? I believe there were two of them. On her, not him.

By the way; boobs. And also, boobs.