I'm your huckleberry, HAW HAW HAW......jeezz
 

you gotta perty mouth....
 

The chic not the dude he makes me wan't to gouge out my eyes with a pineapple.

Oh man hot chics with open mouths are hot.
 

The shot before the blowbang scene in "hungry couples"........... Yeah I went there.
 

Are they auditioning for fellating a porn star?

I once paid $3 for a tat as well. Mine's better.
 

Bleeth is screaming because she's too close to the bag. Freddy Mercury Village People 'Stache Scrote is is screaming in ecstasy because Julio is corn holing him. Julio is just bored and can't wait to get off work at the Key West Karnival.
 

Holy fuck, this picture fired up my epilepsy and I almost bit off my damn tongue.

Nice pants, Asstache. They both look like their waiting for god, or maybe just the pigeons perched above them, to begin shitting.

I would definitely stuff my balls in her orange mouth and fart in her face.
 

Where is R Kelly when you need him?
 

Oh my God... John Holmes DID have a child...
 

interesting that her ass says california the unions most populated state...subliminal me thinks..idaho might be more appropriate however...
i think the sunglass scrote is getting a curry powder wedgie and and she was the decoy...if so well played
 

I.........
 

No matter what you do, in certain cases residual doucheness just can't be washed away...
 

Julio Plaidshirt is peeing on their feet.

that's the only explanation i can come up with for this picture even existing.
 

so she smokes yer pole while Johnny Cakes teabags ya.... gotta love swingers!
 

biZNEEotch be aFfliKted bY wut hiZ diK DID.
 

I think that's Eugene Hütz, the lead singer for of Gogol Bordello. The 'stache, pants and lack of a shirt are certainly a fit. If you've never seen Gogol, you should. Ukranian Gypsy Punk Rock. Yeah, the lead is a db, but if there were ever a case to be made for the necessity of a bag's continued existence, he's it.
 

That's not Eugene Hutz. That's his evil, douched up and fagged out brother, Lionel Hutz (yeah I'm making a Simpsons reference--so what). If the two should ever meet and come in physical contact, the world will end.
 

It's the lead singer of The Eagles of Douche Metal
 

eugene hutz would never get a tattoo with bubble letters (i hope)...i love him no - matter how douchey he is.
 

that is no way the singer for the eagles of death metal. no fucking way.
 

@ newman's own basalmic douche:

"interesting that her ass says california the unions most populated state...subliminal me thinks..idaho might be more appropriate however..."

As an Idahoan, I cannot argue with that.
 

He looks like Justin Timberlake being sodomized in a 'Nathan Wind as Cochese' costume
 

Someone's finally found a use for that rusty souvenir Bolivian machete we used to keep in the garage to frighten squirrels.
 

Raven Riley?
 

She looks like one of those fish that clean the scum of the bottom of the tank.
 

I'm tempted to call not-a-douche, but she is way out of his league. Still, good on ya, bagger.

It's the lead singer of The Eagles of Douche Metal

Win.
 

It looks like the 3rd annual vibrating butt plug showdown / throwdown / hoe-down. Judge Ernie Squats is checking Stache Man for regulations compliance.
 

Let's encase his irony in cement and dump him overboard.
 

Isn't that Buck Larry, the lead singer of the Buck Cherry tribute band?
 

They're singing the "I Love Shlong" song. It's an opera. The picture happened to be taken at the "shlong" part.
 

I think this guy might be gay. His pants have the fruity rainbow design that bonesmugglers are so fond of. He also has his mouth open as if he is thirsty for a healthy shot of man gunk. Also, why is that guy in the back so close to the turd burglar? Unless he is about to stab the douche in the neck with a rusty screwdriver, his presence is highly peculiar..and by peculiar I mean fucking gay!!