I just punched my monitor. Not for coveting the hot, mind, but for trying to knock the smirk off the poo stick in the pink bathrobe.
 

Who bleached Rupaul, and why is he hanging with Yeardly Smith?
 

Mudder of Gawd, it's pink!
 

gunnar nelson post-op is hanging out with the dude from sugar ray. two has-been rockers enjoying a quiet evening alone together. i have no problem with this.
 

What a manly colored robe. It reminds me of the one my 3-year-old daughter has with the Disney Princesses on it.

I'm sure it would turn on Pfah if Bea dropped it at the foot of his bed.
 

Wow. Two pics today with two chicks in them. Let's go for 3!
 

Or two dudes... it's hard to tell...
 

My 15" faded CRT just popped & fizzled at this shot. The power cord retracted and the pins fell out of the connector slot. Greeeeaaaaat. Now I get to upgrade to the 14" we keep on the joke computer.
Fookinell, methinks this Bleethe is french tickling him, and thats the only way I can describe is expression. And he's gonna need every.shot.known.to.mankind. after this "experience" she's providing.
And for the record, the only male in the universe that should ever wear pink is the freakin Easter Bunny.
 

The easter bunny, and a young Peter Billingsly.
 

I believe that's a cardboard cut out of Blondie circa early 80's "Fast times at Ridgemont High" and the bastard child of Shaggy from "Scooby Doo" and Johnny Bravo making this pinkish animated douche. I would imagine he fell through some fuc*ed up vortex like Brad Pitt did in that 90's flick with Kim Basinger after she fuc*ed Mickey Rourke...

This whole picture just screams Who fuc*ed Roger Rabbit!

Where's that Christopher Lioyd jerk-off when he's fuc*en needed with some "Dip" for this abomination.
 

Why is it so obvious to me (and some of you) that this poor lass will wind up unlucky in love? Do you foresee the three bad marriages to0 men she later can't believe she ever was attracted to? At what point did she cross the line into pink robes and stupid hair? This is what she values? My poor grandma was right. The world IS going to hell in a handbasket.
Please, Baby, learn to be happy with YOU. I can teach you things... I promise. But only if you show me something.
 

Glass jaw, for sure. Bet you he drops like a pink rose petal upon a glassy smooth pond.

That or a sack full of fecal matter and hardened oatmeal.

I bet you these two would melt if you left them in direct sunlight or a hot car for too long.
 

Him in Blaze are almost in douche synergy.......... Look at it!!!!


DB1 couldn't pull that one off again if her tried.
 

What did her try? What I miss? Huh?
 

Paris Hilton and Jamie Kennedy - lovely. Scuse me whilst have a temporary bulemic fit.
 

i woulda thought dale bozzio from missing persons would have looked more screwed up than this by now...and why is she touring with the scrote from the hooters?

bleethlvr 995 i think you are accurate about the 3 or more husbands but she seems more likely to end up with the washington redskins, miami dolphins, and dallas maveicks to say the least when her husbands all die shortly into the third trimester of their marriage...
 

omigod @ bag queen

where the fuck did you get that photo and why do you know of this movie?!?!?! Shit, I live here and I never heard of it....
 

Platinum needs at least a two pound counterweight on that left funbag.....or a fix a flat.
 

@Christian:

Who HASN'T heard of Malibu's Most Wanted? Even I've seen it, and I generally take great pains to avoid watching any movie that stupid.
 

@ christian - I have a terrible habit of remembering silly shit. They showed trailers for "Malibu's Most Wanted" when it came out, and because of this, and I made a point of never seeing it. I found the pic just by doing a search for photos of Jamie Kennedy. It was a fitting one to show HCwDB fans who have never heard of him what he looks like and goes along well with the douchebag looks shown regularly on this site.
 

but I thought being an actor and living in Malibu automatically disqualified you from this site: they're pros! And pros are disqualled?

Wait, we've seen many a bleethe that's a "pro".....
 

I've seen better muscle tone on a plastic bag of schmaltz in a deli.

Oh yeah, boobies.

I can't even get that excited about boobies because this walking STD distribution station bleeth looks like a low rent Paris Hilton
 

This douche looks just femmy enough to have his own tramp stamp in back. Put him in drag and he's Becca from "Life Goes On".
 

Go daddy! Nothing conveys stallion grade virility like a sallow sunken chest wrapped in pink terrycloth.

How in the name of Seven Hells did this preening stick insect land a hottie of that calibre? Either Eddie Haskill here is hung like the Loch Ness Monster or that shock of platinum hair is hiding an adam's apple.
 

YO! DB1, what's with all the pinner bags these days?! I'd wound this little scrote that got away from the pack, drag him back to the den and teach my little 15 year old brother how to kick douchebags right in the nutz.
 

I'm guessing that 2 seconds after this pic is snapped she tears the scrote off this cumguzzler with one hand & laughs at his pitiful fetal positioned ball of pink fuzzy bathrobe before squatting over him & letting out a stream of yellow breeze

yeah I said it Mr. White
 

it appears that his lightsocket meets salad fork hair style is a little thin...sometimes you need to heed the advice of peyton manning and go high and tight to the sides clean part etc and might i add that buy bigger shirts or any shirts at all would also help...then next time your outcall agrees to a picture it will be one you can show to the other guys in your dart league without them playing culture club songs every time you walk into the bar there after...no its not a coincidence
 

It looks like fun and games....until this load that should have been swallowed wakes up the next day with that she-male's man-balls in his face.
 

If Dana Carvey played a 'bag, he would look like this
 

I smell stripper.
 

This picture needs closer analysis. I suspect this is either the result of a costume party or was specifically staged for HCwD. Let's get the DSI (douchebag scene investigators) working on this right away. I smell a fake...
 

Take that Church Lady!
 

Jamie Kennedy, Kal Penn, AND Nick Swardson, Queen? Good lord...it's like watching Harold and Kumar, The Specials, and Blades of Glory all at once...

Holy crap. Just looked at the cast for that movie: Jeffrey Tambor, Anthony Anderson, and Bo Derek? This movie is on my list of crappy movies to watch (along with Zardoz) and several others...just after I watch When Evil Calls again...

But yeah, good call on the pairing. I wonder when Hollywood is gonna make a movie with the two of them in it.
 

What is with the pink robe???
 

Dana Carvey & Charlie Sheen at a drag costume party? Love that he's got his shades representin and she has her bangs covering the black eye her old man gave her a few hours ago. Oh look, there's the shot girl.
 

Balsamic,

I'm a bit worried that I seem to be fitting in with your image/vision of what DB1 has created. I may need to retire to the basement to reinvent a more alternative persona. Perhaps terminally peppy "let's make a deal" guy. Are there pyramid douche sites out there? Anyone?

Someone please tell me this guy doesn't drive either a dinged up "tuner" or moms old LeBaron.