No, you're right to post this Paul Pfeiffer 'Bag. It's a crime that Winnie Cooper Hott continues to ignore the Kevin Arnolds of the world.

And I think glasses chick back there is walking around with her pasty titties hanging out. You know, in case you need some milk for that coffee.
 

Joe fucking camel? Dude are you wearing a mask? WTF? I don't normally condone bashing the handicapped, what the hell am I typing of course I condone it. I love seeing those kids with their tongues that have been hanging out of the side of their mouthes so long they look like dried up leather. Fuckin funny. Dude is the gay JP.
 

It's actually JP's third cousin, just in from the old country, getting taken for his first taste of Jersey Shore life. It looks like JP did his hair and cuz is scared to death to be at this partay because of glasses chick. Such a classy girl with the French tips and the cig.
 

I have to disagree DB1...this guy IS all that bad. The porcupine hair, makeup, kissy pouty lips, the sickly yellow complexion that comes from his untreated jaundiced liver, and dried cum in the corners of his mouth....yeah, he's all that bad.
 

DB1 - you really haven't had your coffee this morning. The very thing that makes you want to jump off of a hill - the douchy pucker lips - are in full use. Smokey hott is definitely going in for the kiss but Millipede realizes that she needs a bottle of Listerine before he counters. That explains why he is puckering up for himself and the camera.
 

The white crust around his lips that looks like residual slobber left over from a open mouthed snooze is actually smegma.

This dude robbed Gilligan but was unable to wear the hat for obvious reasons.

This douche takes first chair for his Skin flute.
 

Holy SHIT.

It's Beaker, from Muppet Labs:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DG5UE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
 

It's like she went to the mall and found a guido mannequin that would come to life.

Best part of the picture is the dude behind them, that you can see between their necks.
 

Millipede is an Arnold Horshak bag...and Rosie O'Donald's sister probably has the same oderous stuff on her finger that the pede has in his lipcracks.
 

Didn't Robert Downey Jr. have the same nastiness on his lips in Less Than Zero?

Cokewhorefagbag?
 

I agree that he really is so bad. It's all in the eyebrows, DB1.
 

Wonderwoman called.

She wants her wristband back.
 

Guess I'll just have to write one here...

In Jersey lived a 'bag named Brad
DB1 said, "this dude's not so bad"
But the crust 'round his mouth
Proved he liked to go south
On dudes named Joey or Chad
 

I think that's the Apollo 13 lunar lander getting ready to squash this whole party.
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for douchekind. Trashy jerseywhore has a lovely bosom.

Well said, burnsy. That is Paul Pfeiffer. Or is it Marilyn Manson?
 

If Adrian Zmed and Osama bin Laden had a bastard child, this would be the kid.
 

Darksock,

Blasphemy! Take back what you said about Beaker; I will not tolerate you slandering such an idol. Beaker should in NO WAY ever be associated with baggery.
 

I agree with everyone here - he IS really that bad. Your lack of coffee must be blurring your vision. Horrible guido/spike hair, smeg crusted on his lips, and most telling - focusing on the camera making sure he has the right douche face made rather than taking advantage of the physical manifestation of sex right next to him. He is a fine example.
 

I'm in...

There once was a cumstain named Greg,
Who's crack ho did not make him beg,
He preferred though to linger,
to sniff Rosie's finger,
and the smegma that ran down her leg
 

Darksock, take back what you said about Beaker.
His connection to Millipede couldn't be weaker.
Where's Wednesday's limerick?
I'm going to shit a brick.
With coffee I bet DB1's a tweaker.
 

"OOOO! OOOO! MISTA KOTTA!!!"

There, Duke; how's that?
 

*nod of approval
 

My dad tanked a hedge fund and all I got was this lousy skank. I'm going to punish myself and thereby him by gelling my hair and self-lobotomizing. Where does one find a spray tanning booth? Kissy kissy.
 

... I guess he does look like Beaker a little bit.
 

Much love, Massengill.
 

Kind of dark but who cares?

With jaundice that made his skin yellow
He cruised all the bars for a fellow
Who could feed him a boner
And then be a donor
But tragically he died like Othello
 

He tweezed his eyebrows . What kind of guy tweezes his fucking eyebrows? Oh, right. A douchebag, that's who.
 

i read about this scrote on the drudge report.he was formed from the frozen sperm of joe debaggio
and impregnated barista of the year heidi thighsnorkle of chapel hill north carolina...the shirt sweater douchlips and hair are still being investigated...
but on happier news mickey mantle's liver arrived at yankee camp today...there was speculation
that after barely managing a .200 bac in the mexican league that the liver would hang em up...
nice boobs on the bleeth but she has a face that looks like a bag of half melted carmels
 

What the hell r u talking about DB1? This is terrible. Damn - he looks like a mutey reject from "Happy Days".
Why is that girl kissing him? And why is she holding her smoke so close to the embers? I think she's going to try to use his head as a bong by putting the filter to his right ear and suck the smoke through the left one.
 

Rule #1 about pomade. If you can see that shit, don't use it. And for f's sake, don't use it as lip balm.
 

OMG! DO YOU THINK HE EXFOLIATES? WITH HORSE CUM?
 

Oh dear.

Oh dear, this is not good at all.

With Johnny Blaze's recent appearance in a button down collar and now the Millipede's unnaturally red Merino sweater/collar combo, we might be veering tragically close to a preppie resurgence. Now that I think of it, weren't the Zebra and Too Many Popped Collars wearing polos? Sweet buttery jeebus, their spoor is everywhere!

Unlike some of you I was a) born and b) conscious and functioning during the 80's. I recall this particular blight on cultural sensibility with crystal clarity. The pastels. The sweaters tied around the neck. The Van Pattens. Even I was pulled into the all-consuming, charybdan groupthink of the age, with its Ralph Lauren Colours Collections and its Young Republicans. If I could give my right leg to go back in time and apply jumper cables to Don Henley's testicles until any inkling of 'The Boys of Summer' was burnt out of him, I would happily change my name to Baron Von Hopscotch.

The beauty of the 21st century is an unprecedented awareness and confluence of as well as access to virtually every fashion style of the last eighty years. Choosing the early 80's is just bad judgement. Luckily, as my Daddy Von Goolo taught me, there is no bad judgement that can't be cured by a length of rubber hose and a night in The Box.
 

No worries..Spikeydouche is gay...only a cockophile would have such perfectly shaped eyebrows and a bright clamato colored sweater
 

Did somebody's cock
escape?And who took it
clothes shopping?
Or is that just a rubber
he poked his head through?
Yikes!fuck!holy crap!
Get Ray Romano on the phone,
let him know his cock
is out at the clubs again.
 

Damn ugliest thing since I cleaned up a dried-up hairball from behind my sofa.

Oh, and chichis. Hi.
 

Are you kidding me?! This guy just caught a blast from the biggest, fleshiest scabbed up Donkey crank ever! There's only one thing worse than a full on d-bag, and that's a wanna-bag.

No really, Andy Pettite's little brother forgot to wipe the toothpaste from around his mouth... this guy is a total Bat-Bag, if Hollywood wanted to do an updated version of "Love at First Bite," this scote would play George Hamilton's Bag-ula. I vant to drink your Jaeg Bomb.
 

@ baron von goolo

You worry me.
 

You must have seen douchosities of the highest order to label the hair and eyebrows on this is g(u?)y as "not so bad"
 

Look at the size of that ash
as his mother offers the gash
douche runs the sweater
'cause it makes Selma wetter
than offering up his ill-gotten cash.



Jersey shore incest is hawt.
 

Is that gloss on his lips? I believe yes he is Glossing!
 

Aw... leave 'im alone. Can't you guys tell he's retarded? He won that sweater in the Special Olympics.
 

I have to disagree with the comment "this dude's not really so bad"....seriously now.
 

The white mouth boogers might be phlegm. It comes from eating too much cheese.