DB1, with all due respect I don't see this is as a Night Ranger moment. To me, this screams for Skid Row, Sebastian Bach, rocking it "18 and Life" style:

"Ricky was a young scrote,
He had a face of orange.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked nothing to the bone.
Just barely out of school, came from South Jersey Town.
Looks like a douchebag so no one could take him down. "

By the way, I'm not usually one for blondes, but the girl on the right has a little something going on that I like.
 

This guy is giving the Hulk a run for his money. Instead of turning green from exposure to gamma rays, he's turned orange from exposure to tanning rays.
 

I call foul!!!

While clearly this is a world class douche in a casual environment, there are no hot chicks in the picture.
 

Hm. I have "The Monster Mash" in my head now. I think it's Orange 'Bag's face.
 

WTF is that growth on his upper lip??? Seriously, I think this may be a re-enactment of "Weekend at Bernie's" because orangina there appears to be decomposing before our eyes.
 

This guy just sucks. Frat/"surf" style and a carrot tan? What part of Idaho did this photo come from?

And he looks like Bret Michaels' second cousin, Cody.
 

girl on the left is clearly aware of his douchosity and was dragged into the picture by her friends; girl on the right is giving the most uncomfortable smile since me when i was asked my "honest" opinion on Broke Back Mountain
 

Oscar The Douche is also a purple lips, which adds to the frightening Muppetesque aspect of this pic. Center blonde is apparently trying to hold in a mouthful of Oscarspunk; one likes to think that two seconds later she had decorated Glasses's visible jug with a high-protein upchuck. Far left hott looks like she was Photoshopped in from a happier time and place, some douche-free land to be precise.
 

wow. That hurts to look at.
 

hyena hemorrhoid face looks like he could be anywhere from 25 to 65. The old guy at the marina where I keep my boat looks like his younger brother.

I think I enjoy the puzzled look on his face the best; as if someone asked him his thoughts on the impact on third world labor standards as a result of ongoing discussions during the Doha Round of the WTO negotiations. Or maybe the photog just held up something shiny for his proto-simian brain to focus on.

Orange, greased and monkey-ass faced is no way to go through life, son.

None of these chippies look happy about being in this photo. Left persimmon face Blondie needs to join Redbag's chippie for a couple of cheeseburgers and large order of fries. The force of a mouse fart would blow them into the next county. Green sweater blonde offers just the tiniest hint of inner boob garnished with tasteful white bra. Gotta love the classics sometimes.

There is a ghost nipple trying to hide behind the flash reflection in the mirror. Crafty little creatures are those ghost nipples.
 

i call bullshit,this one is a fake, no doubt
 

i'm thinking that quite possibly, a better band to pull lyrics from would be Orange 9mm.

for obvious reasons.
 

@ Supercalifragilisticexpiali-douche-ous

C'mon, the brunette is cute, in a Bambi sort of way.

@ burnsy
What part of Idaho is this photo from? Definitely the bowels. I would call it Pocatello.
 

This 'bag reminds me of the ubertalented thespian known as Jeff Fahey.

His shirt stripes are sending pre-stroke warnings to my cranium.

Green hott has a vague Marsha Brady vibe goin' on. Or was it Jan who wore glasses? Hmm.
 

Holy sh.....


Orange-utan. Simian-like creature that walks somewhat upright and feeds on beer and Cooler Ranch Doritos. Courtship and mating rituals often take place late at night and are assisted by vast quantities of TAG body spray and cheap alcohol. The actual act of courtship is too painful and degrading to describe.

And yes, junior librarian hott (hey, she has a sweet facade that masks an wild array of carnal expertise) is too horrified for words.
 

i like the bon jovi motif for all things douche

with an ironrust face i stare out and half break the camera
while some marshmellow bleeth
throws a meat shoulder
into my armpit
shes the only one here who wants to receive
i bought the brunette three drinks for a piece
but the truth is they might as well leave
i got to spray it on a bag of douches
oxidize my sleep like 5 cent nails
i want to be just as orange as my whole wheat toast is
and play my song for a bag of douches
 

Idahoan,

The site isn't "Cute chicks with Bags". I'll agree she is cute but this picture leaves me with more pity than the typical anger. DeathTongue for example still keeps me awake at night!
 

Anger,rage,and the urge
to stuff an entire human being
into his backwards hat.
Bobby Brady wants his outfit back,
and I wanna kick your mom right
in the baby maker for spawning
you.Nice lips,I'm sure those
lips are no stranger to the
business end of a rock hard cock.
How many orange crayola's
does a knob have to jam up his own
ass to achieve that shade of
Douche?
 

mmmm...me like green sweater blond w/ glasses and showing just the perfect hint of boobage! (cute smile too...she looks frisky!)
 

I prefer this heavily underrated S.O.D. song that needs no modification to the lyrics whatsoever to be pertinent to the subject matter at hand.

Why do you play so fast...to be cool?
If you think you'll last...you're just fools
You try to be something...that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears...with rot
You claim to play hardcore
Well that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids
A real group of tits
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits

[CHORUS]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew

We offered you our hands
You just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless, hacks
Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes

Of course reading the lyrics is no substitute for hearing them so everyone not named darksock (I know you have it on vinyl right next to Kajagoogoo collection) go fucking pirate this song right now. And while you're at it get the whole album Speak English or Die, pussywhipped is especially catchy.
 

I want to carve out his head and stick a candle in it.
 

When was a kid I would ride my bike and make rumbly car noises and pretend I had the fastest "car" on the block and I'd idle at the corner waiting for the next race - blub blub blub - like lyric from the Boss himself...

"Yellow and white striped machine,
Blowing down the strip,
bringing the all the cuties home
If you know what I mean"

and by "bringing" I mean sputtering watery vinegar all over Emerald McFunbags, Puckery Holdthis and Raven O'Giggles
 

I am also familiar with the works of Lilker, Benante, Ian, and Milano.
Remember the porn star "Houston", who did the "Houston 500" gangbang? Her labia were so stretched out that she had them reduced by surgery, and sold the leftover beef curtains on ebay. I think we just discovered where they ended up! On the kissy-lips of this human road-cone.
 

The Secret of My Success

I always knew I could make it, with three suburban girls
With the nerve to make it so, I took a chance on the skin of modern choad

With my double-shirted look, and my hat 180-ed back
My lips get the douche pout as I spring the scrote attack
With skin the color of day-glo bronze

Heads explode and beliefs will be shattered
Brighter and brighter it's my look every day-
What does it matter if the color's unnatural
The secret of my success is I'm orange 25 hours a day

Sheez, I'm out of practice. BvG, you took my pumpkin reference. Nice.
 

@burnsy- I think he comes from the part of Idaho that grows carrots, not potatoes.
 

circus peanut.
 

Hey now, I'm all for the music references, but even mentioning a project that involves Scott Ian on a site that destroys douchebag is close to heresy (my dislike of Anthrax not withstanding). For if ever there was an anti-douche, obviously it's Steve McQueen. However, on the second tier are guys like Scott Ian, Charles Bronson, Henry Fonda and Gaahl from Gorgoroth (because I don't want him to kill me).

So let's pretend like we all respect each other, and try to keep the douche music with the douchebags.
 

Orange is the color of
So many things we see.
Would you like to sing a little
Orange song with me?
Orange juice and orange cheese,
Orange Carrots, if you please.
Orange pumpkins, orange leaves,
Let's sing a song of Orange.


this guy reminds me of the orange anal leakage that expels from my wife's ass after she takes the weight loss drug alli. except he's more disgusting.

as for those claiming there are no hot chicks in this picture, you show up at the library late one evening right before closing and you see the chick on the right shelving the last of the day's returns and i dare you not to draw up some sick fantasy in your mind.
 

If no lips on the end is looking for a doner,Mangelina here is perfect. He should have slept face down on a Tucks Pad. Chic 2 looks like this isn't the first inchworm she's ever found...
 

Jeff Fahey from Lawnmower Man on a twelve month all carrot diet, why you slummin'?
 

librarian hott loves anal, and can fit an avocado in her anus. someone put the 'bag juice out of our misery, please.
 

@cc
pooh guacamole'
 

why is no one talking about the girl on the far left of this picture? she's the prettiest one of the bunch. librarian glasses a hot girl do not make.
 

Is that Jocelyn Wildenstein's twin brother?
 

@ kissy lips:

Damn right I got S.O.D., and good call on the Douche Crew song.

But the S.O.D. song this guy brings to mind is this one from the same album:

"Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's a bucket, go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you go dont make a big deal
No dramatics, dont overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all feel
Better once you've gone away
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
Now

You're a loser, there's
nothing left for you!
A worthless loser, at everything you do!

KILL YOURSELF NOW!"
 

I love those guys. And they're still at it; they recently put out "Seasoning the Obese" (a parody of Slayer's "Seasons in the Abyss" and "Raise Your Sword", making fun of Manowar's silly asses.
 

Its Gene Simmons' kid.. Scrotey Simmons..
Hes hot hot, hotter than hell. But really.. hes just a typical circus peanut douche and hes not even the real problem in that picture.

The one that needs the shovel to the head is the retard on his right. Typical two toned haired Paris Hobag wanna be with one of the worst lip moves I've ever seen. Did someone just rip a joint out of her mouth? WTF??
Talk to my shovel you freekin motard..

Q for Db1.. Have you ever considered starting another site for chicks that are complete douchebags? Maybe something like Silly attention whore douchechicks with circus peanut fucksticks.just a thought..
 

I don't think skinny blond is making a kissy face. I think she is chewig on the side of her mouth. I can't rag on these chicks, they look relatively normal and are not encouraging the douche in any way. As for Mr. Labia Lips, while I am against vaginal Circumcision, i think I can make an exception in this case.

Dita Von Douche
 

He needs to stop smooching the griddle at the Waffle House.
 

Fuck it - now I have D.R.I. in my head:

Take a taste of human waste
farting, belching in your face

I think I'll get that ringtone for my phone and get someone to call me during a job interview.
 

I heard that Al Quaeda was using retarded people in their attacks but I didn't believe it until this photo.

Al Quaeda told him to travel to Tel Aviv and blow up a bus; he burned his lips on the tail pipe.
 

middle blonde is demonstrating the face she makes when fellating Sgt. Barnes' swizzle stick.
 

See, I'd love to put a witty comment here about how this turd is like the one that splashes back right up your asshole and really pisses you off, but this colorwheel fan (green, yellow, orange, pink, white, and brown are all within mere inches of each other on one person) is still going to be alive and himself tomorrow, no matter what colors he throws together...

...that is pain enough for him.
 

Yes, he looks like he's pinching a loaf, but what you silly earthlings don't realize is that the loaf is being pinched in another dimension.
 

he's trying out the first combination fake tanner/herpes medication. fail.

"honest baby its a birthmark!"
 

The second appearance of a Jaundouche in recent weeks. There also appears to be an oversized American Express card floating in the air in the background. This may be poltergeist activity by the ghost nipple, a rare example of nipplegeist caught on film. Furthermore, it appears that the brunette may be giving the atomic wedgie to the blonde next to her. Truly a kodak moment. And by 'kodak moment' I mean Gary Shandling kissing an overheated radiator.
 

...oompa loompa doopadee di, lookin' at this douche makes me wanna cry...no seriously.
 

I call foul...this guy is totally just a fanboy of this site.
 

If he wasn't orange he could pass for Gene Simmons- vinegarwatersolution.
 

I see no hott here...

Lefty thinks she is, but deep down may or may not realise the unfortunate contrary reality.

Spunkmouth is incapable of thought of any kind

As for mister catwalk... there are just no words...

Which leaves dear, sweet, debating team captain. She's no ignoramus. She realised long ago that any hopes of hottness were delusory. She also knows, however, that she CAN get herself a boyfriend, she just has to smile that smile while performing acts of unspeakable carnal depravity.
Nobody she knows will read his blog page anyway.

She's the one for me.
 

How can douches not know they are ORANGE???